Dave & Chuck "the Freak" discuss what noises drive us crazy and Chuck imitates what an angry orchestra conductor might sound like during recording.
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00:00What is an everyday noise that makes you absolutely cringe?
00:13What's that?
00:16What is that noise?
00:17It's just an everyday noise I make.
00:19It's just an everyday noise.
00:20You make it yourself.
00:21Yeah.
00:22For me, it is styrofoam.
00:23And the older I get, it seems the worse I get.
00:25I can't handle it at all.
00:27Shouldn't see much of that anymore.
00:29Styrofoam.
00:30Oh my God.
00:31You see it if you get stuff.
00:32Like I get stuff delivered to me all the time.
00:34It's true.
00:35There are certain.
00:36Styrofoam.
00:37Food places.
00:38It's like a nail on a chalkboard kind of thing.
00:40Oh really?
00:41See, it does not bother me at all.
00:44Not a tiny bit.
00:46I can rub it together and annoy everyone.
00:48It doesn't bother me.
00:49Mine is my seatbelt sound it makes when I don't click my seatbelt.
00:53Oh, like in the car, the beep?
00:55Yeah.
00:56It's like, doo, doo.
00:57Like a certain high pitch beep that just is like, I'm like, fine.
01:00Yeah.
01:01Every time.
01:02I'm like, okay.
01:03Click.
01:04God.
01:05They got it right then.
01:06They got the sound right.
01:07See, they got it so annoying.
01:10It's funny enough, the new Lincoln vehicles, their noises were recorded by the Detroit Symphony
01:16Orchestra.
01:17That's crazy.
01:18And I wonder.
01:19So fancy.
01:20Yeah.
01:21Oh my god.
01:22Like if they're not annoying enough.
01:23They're too nice.
01:24Because they're supposed to be like, doo, doo, doo, doo.
01:27Oh, that's crazy.
01:28Oh, jeez.
01:29Doo, doo, boo, boo, boo.
01:30Okay.
01:32My car just starts playing jazz music too.
01:34That's nuts.
01:35Doo, doo, boo, boo.
01:36Doo, doo, doo, boo, boo.
01:38That's your turn signal sounds like, I'm going to turn.
01:42There we go.
01:43Yeah.
01:44I wonder if they have them online.
01:48Sure they do.
01:49Doo, doo, boo, boo, doo, hoo, hoo, hoo.
01:52Screw the name.
01:53Whoa.
01:55Is that?
01:56That's calming.
01:57Mm-hmm.
02:01What is that?
02:02That is when the power lift gate is lowering, the fuel door is open.
02:07So these are the, they get harder, I guess, depending on.
02:10Mm-hmm.
02:11annoying if you keep hearing it i guess it's pretty neat how they did that humans are weird
02:18i love the idea of like no no you got it wrong do it again god damn it there's some guy comes in
02:25with like an axe and just like your xylophone's done oh do it again take her to the top i swear
02:34to god i got five xylophone players right outside the door just itching to get in the detroit
02:39symphony orchestra what i want to hear is
02:41play it no i'm trying my best god no like this bit closer closer how's this no
03:00no don't hit me
03:04oh my god we'll take that one
03:10you did it again
03:14you're trying my best
03:15so you sons of bitches
03:19oh i'm ready to snap
03:24oh my god give me something different
03:28how's this what are you even doing
03:33this is what we thought would be a good one for like
03:37it's terrible it's the worst thing i've ever had in my life
03:39i'm upset it was for like if the door's open
03:43call this one i want to kill myself
03:50oh
03:51we worked on it all night
03:53don't smile while you're playing that
03:58don't you smile
04:00don't you dare smile
04:02i love the idea of an angry conductor
04:05pissed at the noises they're making
04:08that's not at all how i wanted it to sound
04:16he goes give me your vinyl in
04:19and then he's like
04:20oh my god that's terrible
04:25he's like this is lighter fluid
04:27and it's going on your xylophone if you don't hear what i want to hear
04:30you