Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a flight in the Middle East that had to make an emergency landing after a feral cat attacked the crew and imagine what it's list of demands would be.
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00:00all right for the past year every story we've seen about angry airline passengers involves
00:08mask wearing so this is a nice change a flight in the middle east had to make an emergency landing
00:13after something got into the cockpit and attacked the pilots it's no good that unruly passenger
00:20was a feral cat oh that's nasty no one's sure how it got on board
00:28they think it's help a vicious beast is a magnet yeah help us
00:38these are human cats these are human cats come on just give me some angry cat can you there we go
00:48okay they think it snuck in while the plane was being cleaned
00:55and hid in the cockpit bad find it's not good they're mean uh the fight
01:05flight took off in sedan but 30 minutes in the cat came out of nowhere and attacked the captain's face
01:13oh my god like landed that's the worst a sudanese street cat
01:18has seen some stuff yeah uh several crew members then jumped into action trying to catch it
01:27but couldn't it started to attack them too oh yeah several people were bleeding
01:31so they has had to turn the plane around and go back to the airport
01:36tower tower tower we have to go to the friskies factory uh we're being taken over this plane is
01:41under a new control
01:44yeah the cat starts making demands
01:46yeah it's like i want the 1200 pounds of tuna right you're gonna want to tell those cops to bring a bunch of yarn
01:53i want uh many boxes i want uh what are your demands what are your demands i want a paper grocery
02:04bag paper grocery bags nine refrigerator boxes many of them all right we'll see what we can get you
02:12anything else before we land this gotta get some catnip i want the 22 kilos of catnip
02:17yeah what about any bitches you want any uh female cats i want the four of female cats waiting for me
02:27in a carrying case with uh in a mini cooper
02:34that's his next thing he's gonna drive he's gonna drive off his own car yeah he's gonna drive off
02:38they're gonna be siamese cats though he's got a fetish oh yeah yeah it's very specific cats
02:43believe it or not this is not the first time something like this has happened
02:49back in 2004 someone's cat escaped from its carrier on a flight from belgium to austria
02:54got into the cockpit attacked the pilot there too and forced that plane to land as well
03:00they always end up in the cockpit that's hilarious i love that they're like take it down
03:06they hate traveling guys they hate traveling do the same thing and they hate a pilot yeah they do
03:13oh they hate the pilot take that hat off they jump right on their face i think it's crazy they're
03:20almost smart enough to know this is the guy in charge yeah right he's got it i don't like what
03:25he's done where has he taken us into the air like way i can figure is this is some kind of one of
03:30those sky machines yeah and they usually sit in the front and to the left in the land machines
03:35so kill that guy i think this is the guy remember we just had the story too of a listener yes yeah
03:44who was on a flight the cat with a couple had an emotional support cat and the cat got loose
03:48right cats don't like it they don't they don't like the feeling of being in the air
03:53no they don't like car rides no i always i always think too like animals
03:58like we understand that pressure changes they don't and they don't know what the heck's got
04:05going on to them they can't chew gum no
04:09as much as you try and train them too yeah right she does yeah they don't know to yawn to pop right
04:16they don't know that stuff they're just like this is a nightmare yeah it just hurts pressure in their
04:20little cat head it just hurts they can't handle it i'm sure take it to the ground
04:24take it to the ground i am gonna kill everyone with a white shirt on
04:32that's right i attacked all everyone that was trying to get the cat out yep bleeding all of
04:37them bleeding yeah when the cat's freaking out but thankfully they were able to take the plane down
04:43and uh no one was hurt