Dave & Chuck the Freak have another update in the saga of the girl who Gorilla Glued her hair and realize this might be the story that America needs to finally come together.
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00:00all right up next the ongoing saga of this chick who put gorilla glue in her hair keeps going it
00:11does keep going tessica brown is her name she put gorilla glue in her hair she's one step closer to
00:16relief because just last night she managed to chop off her ponytail but she still got painful
00:23days ahead tessica worked on her rock hard hair for four hours last night after work
00:28she did need a helping hand and some super glue remover to cut off her ponytail for a little bit
00:33of relief they used goof off super glue remover to try and rid her hair of gorilla glue and uh they
00:43did make some progress that shows you her friend helping to cut off her ponytail there she also
00:51spoke to the folks at tmz about everything that's been going on with her take a listen to that when
00:56did the when did the when did it start becoming painful i know i'm sure you were startled when
01:02it wouldn't come out yeah listen this is the reason i ended up taking it to social media
01:07because the headaches got worse the tingling got worse and we couldn't think of nothing else to do
01:14has anybody reached out to you where there was anything helpful yet from social media
01:20everything that they were suggesting it burns it burns it burns a wild thing that this is like what
01:29this week's watch is yeah it's like this lady's hair watch it is you know what i mean like we're
01:35getting updates on her and she's like everything burns i do feel like they should just be attacking
01:43it with like a straight edge like a scraper like a paint scraper yeah like just just start cutting
01:50her hair off let me do it let me fix her those tmz guys were like serious like oh dead serious
01:58tell us how you feel about your glued hair
02:02it's like i don't even know what emotion to feel from this 2021 green bean
02:102021 if they want her fixed then let me know
02:15i'll shave her right down the ball
02:19yeah that's breaking news what will it be tomorrow i don't know i don't know she's bald
02:25she's can't burn or something no there's one more update you gotta wait oh oh one more update
02:31here uh do you want to hit the breaking news for this week before we bring you this update make
02:35it real official because i know everyone's on the edge of their seat for this to know what's going on
02:40then chuck the freight breaking news
02:43god what is it tessica brown is now flying today from louisiana to los angeles
02:54to meet dr michael obang who believes he can help her
02:58is she gonna be on a tv show no he's a cosmetic surgeon he is offering to do the two to three day procedure
03:08this is gonna take two to three days in an operating room
03:12they're gonna do what i would have done
03:14they're gonna shave all her hair off
03:16what will they do
03:18put her under for two to three days
03:20knock her out for three days
03:22what will they do
03:23they're gonna knock her out and they're gonna take a razor blade
03:26what does this doctor think he can do
03:28should we guess
03:30oh man
03:32he's gonna knock her out and then burn her hair off
03:35burn her hair off
03:37burn her hair off
03:38he said he's removing the product using a medical grade glue remover
03:41right
03:41the hair's still there
03:43no i i think it's gonna i think it's all gonna melt off
03:46no
03:47yeah
03:47he's trying to save her hair
03:50that's why she's going
03:51she wants to save her hair
03:52i would just
03:53you guys argue
03:54we're gonna eat it
03:56it's crazy
03:57it's crazy
03:58thank god we've got this
04:03i don't know what else i'd even be talking about
04:06i'm gonna hurry up for laughing
04:07i keep picturing it at like a broadway play with little binoculars
04:10this is this is gonna be a broadway show eventually
04:15it'll be like the next hamilton
04:19gorilla glue girl
04:23yeah
04:23oh my god
04:25absolutely
04:25when they do the recap of the decade
04:27yes
04:28the first when they're covering 2021
04:30it's gonna be like
04:312021 happened and it was just tessica's hair
04:33tessica gorilla glued her hair
04:36it's good to know that we can all come together and save this woman's hair
04:39right
04:40i mean it's like
04:41it's like this pandemic's going on and everything
04:43and like tessica's bringing everybody together
04:45i do honestly
04:47i do think that everyone's so sick of hearing about politics
04:51and the pandemic and stuff
04:54we're just waiting for
04:55a story like tessica's to come along
04:58we needed a tessica
04:59we did
05:00that's how strong the bond of gorilla glue is
05:03yeah
05:03it glued the country back together
05:05it did
05:09it did
05:10i'm proud to be an american
05:13and tessica sets us free
05:16tessica is merely the vessel
05:17yeah
05:18gorilla glue united the country
05:20she is just a vessel
05:21yeah
05:21oh my god
05:23gorilla glue saved us
05:25oh thank you tessica
05:27thank you so much tessica
05:29we believe in you tessica girl
05:31oh my god
05:32well we do wish her all the best
05:34we all
05:35have to think of tessica
05:37right now
05:38you think joe biden will speak on this
05:41he should
05:42you know we got to give her the screaming eagles
05:54oh you're right
05:56but then the eagle flies into her hair
06:00and is knocked out
06:01killed
06:03killed an eagle
06:04she's like it ain't funny how you launching eagles at me
06:08it's not funny how you launching eagles at me
06:11you don't even know me
06:12you don't even know me
06:13you don't even know you're launching eagles at me
06:15i just this was a mistake
06:16i don't have to be an american
06:19because tessica sets us free
06:22there's like two dudes with like sandpaper one on each side of her head
06:25just like
06:26grinder i've got an industrial grinder
06:29tessica
06:33i hope your hair will get better
06:39i can see it now
06:42the next face on mount rushmore
06:45it's just like a disapproving tessica
06:48i don't know how they're gonna do the eyelash
06:51the hair helmet and the eyelashes
06:53tessica
06:54it's the same as america
07:00god there you go
07:01i'll say this
07:02what the world needs
07:03this country needs
07:04this
07:05doctor from ghana
07:09yeah
07:09doctor old being
07:10to save her hair
07:13and save this country
07:14i mean everybody's trying to help her
07:16she's not the hero we asked for
07:18no
07:19she's the hero we need
07:20yep
07:20someone's gonna shoot at it
07:22flamethrower
07:23and it's not doing anything
07:24yeah
07:24elon musk has a flamethrower to it
07:26elon musk can do it
07:28he can help her out
07:29even he's like
07:31that's the only thing that's going to lie
07:34that's the next thing right
07:36she's gonna be like
07:36if you could tell elon musk
07:38maybe the people listening
07:39can start bombarding elon musk
07:42yeah
07:42and asking him for his help here
07:44we really need his help
07:45if he can get stuff into space
07:47he can figure out
07:48how to get tessica
07:49tag elon
07:50tag elon
07:51yeah
07:51save
07:52save tessica
07:53save tessica
07:54save tessica
07:55save tessica
07:56save america
07:57yeah
07:58there you go
07:58that's your two hashtags
07:59yep
08:00oh my god
08:01save tessica elon
08:02save america
08:03save tessica elon
08:04no
08:04no
08:05no
08:06no
08:06no
08:06no
08:07no
08:07no
08:08no
08:08no