Dave had a dream last night about Dan Aykroyd being an annoying party guest who wouldn't leave his house and blames Andy because of a tweet he sent yesterday.
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00:00I've got Andy Green to thank for a horrible dream I had last night.
00:09Oh my god, oh my god.
00:10He's a dream, he's the dream maker.
00:12I am.
00:13Andy Green.
00:14They call me a dreamweaver.
00:16I have dreamcatchers all around me at all times in case the dream...
00:21He tries to protect himself from me.
00:23One of these days I'm going to make it around those dreamwe...
00:25I can tell the dreamweaver's close.
00:28I was on, you know, social media before I went to bed last night.
00:32Oh.
00:33And I'm convinced that led to this crazy dream I had.
00:37Okay.
00:38Where Dan Aykroyd would not leave my house.
00:41Oh no, Dan Aykroyd got in your dreams?
00:42Oh, I know why.
00:43Because of my tweet?
00:44Yes.
00:45Yes.
00:46That's like the last thing I saw before I went to bed.
00:49And I had this...
00:50Like, Dan Aykroyd was a son of a bitch.
00:53He was such a bastard.
00:54He was in my house and I'm like...
00:56Yeah, I was trying to be nice at first because he's Dan Aykroyd.
00:58Yeah.
00:59He's a legendary actor.
01:00Yeah.
01:01And so, you know, I'm like, Amber, Dan Aykroyd will not leave.
01:03Like, we've got to go to bed.
01:04And Dan Aykroyd is still...
01:05We're hosting him.
01:06We're hosting Dan Aykroyd.
01:07And then finally at 2am I got like in a...
01:09Like, I pushed him out of the house.
01:11You're like, get out of here!
01:12I'm like, Dan Aykroyd, you've got to go!
01:14I was so angry.
01:15I was so riled up that it actually woke me up and I was like furious at Dan Aykroyd.
01:19Dan Aykroyd.
01:20I didn't know that my tweets had such powers.
01:22Wow.
01:23I wonder how many other people dreamt of Dan Aykroyd.
01:26So many.
01:27Dreamweaver.
01:28It's funny to just call him his full name too every time.
01:31Damn it, Dan Aykroyd!
01:32I did every time.
01:33Dan Aykroyd, you've got to go!
01:35Enough!
01:36Amber says you've got to leave, Dan Aykroyd!
01:38Come on!
01:39It was so weird.
01:41It was a holiday party, he was the last one at our house and he would not leave and I
01:45was like so exhausted and then I just got furious with him and then I pushed him and
01:49kicked him.
01:50That's just in the deep dark roots of Dave's brain.
01:53That's one of the scariest things that can happen to him is a party guest that won't
01:58leave.
01:59Yeah.
02:00And he had like a real like Fargo type accent he was using.
02:03Oh, he was using like a Northwestern kind of look?
02:06Yeah.
02:07He's like, I'm Northwestern Dan Aykroyd there!
02:10And all of it was just so frustrating.
02:12So I woke up like angry.
02:13Oh, that sucks, yeah.
02:14That's funny.
02:15It was nothing worse.
02:16It felt like I was trying to kick him out for hours.
02:18It's funny to picture Dave sleeping and tossing a drink.
02:21Dan Aykroyd!
02:22Get up, Dan Aykroyd!
02:23Dan Aykroyd wants me.
02:25Dan Aykroyd wants me.
02:27He's saying Dan Aykroyd's name.
02:29There's like, people are monitoring Dave, they've got electrodes all over him.
02:33Dan Aykroyd's back.
02:35Dan Aykroyd's back.
02:36Dan Aykroyd is so late, I've got to go for work tomorrow.
02:39Let's record him.
02:40Let's see.
02:41Look at his brave wave.
02:42Brain waves.
02:43Dan Aykroyd!
02:44Dan Aykroyd!
02:45Dan Aykroyd!
02:46Dan Aykroyd!
02:47Dan Aykroyd!
02:48I've asked him a couple of times, I've got to push him Amber.
02:51You know what?
02:52I like him a little less because of it.
02:53That's funny.
02:54It's like transferred into real life.
02:56Like, I'm like, F that Dan Aykroyd.
02:57Now you want to turn.
02:58Dream Dan Aykroyd has changed your opinion of actual Dan Aykroyd.
03:01Absolutely.
03:02Someone said Dan Aykroyd is my Freddy Krueger.
03:04I can't fall asleep!
03:05I can't fall asleep!
03:06I can't fall asleep!
03:07I can't fall asleep!
03:08I can't fall asleep!
03:09I can't fall asleep!
03:10I can't fall asleep!
03:11I can't fall asleep!
03:12It was so hard.
03:13Dan Aykroyd's coming for you.
03:15Yeah, like a Fargo war.
03:16But it's a fun time.
03:18It's a party.
03:19You think?
03:20In his dream.
03:21No, but it turns out.
03:22It's not.
03:23He's just annoying.
03:24He's just annoying party guests.
03:25He's not really.
03:26But I'm like.
03:27I mean, I didn't even watch.
03:28Don't let me sleep!
03:29Please don't!
03:30Hey Dave, you got any more of that dip?
03:31Dan Aykroyd, you get out of here!
03:34I don't think I'm ready to leave yet.
03:36Is that cool?
03:37I'm gonna walk around your house.
03:38I must be asleep!
03:39It's Dan Aykroyd again!
03:40Let's go on a tour!
03:41Let's go on a tour!
03:42Get out!
03:43Get out!
03:44Get out!
03:45You laptop!
03:46What's your wifi password?
03:49I rearranged your fridge!
03:52I'm just gonna put on some of your clothes if that's okay.
04:01No, it's not okay, Dan Aykroyd!
04:03You've got to leave!
04:04I'm gonna take that as an okay.
04:06Hey Dave, I'm upstairs!
04:08Oh my god!
04:09He's in our room!
04:10Dan Aykroyd's in our room!
04:12Everybody ready for a swim?
04:15Oh, he's in the box-ops!
04:17Amber, get him out of the hot tub!
04:19Dan Aykroyd!
04:20Dan Aykroyd!
04:21Dan Aykroyd is in the hot tub!
04:23He's all over the place!
04:24Oh my god!
04:25Dream Dan Aykroyd!
04:26He gets around!
04:27He gets around!
04:28He's got the power of dreams!
04:29He can be anywhere!
04:31You taking a shower?
04:34Dave goes to pet Jameson and Jameson's face turns into Dan Aykroyd!
04:38He's like, ha ha ha ha!
04:39I'm your dog now!
04:40Oh my god!
04:41That is a nightmare!
04:42Oh!
04:43Dream Dan!
04:44Dream Dan Aykroyd!
04:45Oh man!
04:46He's my Freddy Krueger!
04:47Woo!
04:48That's unfortunate.
04:49Oh Well, I'm looking for it.
04:50I'm looking for it.
04:51Yeah.
04:52So we have to, I would want to go beyond that all которых.
04:53I'm not gonna like smother obviously.
04:54But it's been unfortunate.