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Andy had a rough start to his morning that was made even worse when he and Dave almost collided outside of his office. The show talks about what happened and watches the security footage from the hallway camera.

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00:00it is Dave and Chuck the Freak and thank you for being with us here I'm very impressed that
00:08Chuck and Andy and James all made it in because there is a new episode of the Mandalorian that
00:12was just released on Disney Plus I thought well one of them may decide not to be with us today
00:17I considered it but I enjoyed even a paycheck on a regular basis so I came very close to taking a
00:23personal day yeah I almost didn't come in just for different reasons the first step I took into the
00:27world today into the world into the world just outside into the world it was like my first my
00:32very first step and he's walking I bit it dude and all 276 pounds of me just came crashing down on my
00:40elbow and I just like laid there dude at like 520 I was like yeah this is fine this is fine I'll just
00:49I'm like this is fine and then I'm going to get in the news it was like an extreme awakening and like
00:54I'm like at an age I think now we're like anything that's different I can't even take anymore like
00:59usually Dave's never patrolling the hallways looking for something well today he's lost something so
01:05he's looking for it and I didn't know he was out there and I go to step out of my office and I
01:10scared him and Dave made a noise as if a man had fallen through the ceiling yes as while being
01:16electrocuted yes can I say what happened you do that a lot yeah that's the day jumpy I am jumpy early
01:23dad uh like my dad scared the hell out of me as a kid and it's it's I'm jumpy I'm a jumpy person
01:29it's very jumpy my dad used to hide under my bed and grab my leg he'd hide in the stairs to the
01:34basement and grab my foot so like it's I'm prepared to be scared so I what happened is I lost a part of
01:40my keychain the key fob that gets us in the door so I was walking through the hallway looking for it
01:44honestly I glanced into Andy's office and I didn't see him there I thought he was down here yeah I think I
01:50was wearing my black hoodie so it's like so he and it was and it's like darkest night in there in his
01:55office right there's one we light um so I didn't see him in there so I walked literally just to the
02:00end of the hallway and back so you know just maybe 20 feet past his office and back and the timing was
02:06just exact as I'm walking right past his door he ventures out of the darkness right and I I think
02:13jumped actually a couple feet off the ground I just wasn't expecting it at all it was like because
02:18Dave's so much taller than me the sound came from above yes of course and he jumped and he jumped
02:25and I was like it's an extended noise I was like my hair is different he got mad at me yeah he wasn't
02:41ready for it I felt bad because I gave Dave the dirtiest look oh he was so mad at me I'm like I just
02:46didn't see I felt pork chops and stuff fly oh yeah yeah yeah oh yeah I was like that's how I go
02:53Dave killed him I'm like this is how I go yeah I'm like that's not cool you scared him to death
03:01you scared each other and I found out that under extreme fright I'm deadly silent oh he doesn't
03:07make a sound sociopathic or something because I was just like well there's two ways there's two ways
03:13to handle it one way when you're really scared you shouldn't give away your location so you're
03:19you're quiet you're like an actual caveman Dave the saber-toothed tiger would have come near the cave and
03:25Dave would have went oh and then he's he's saber-toothed tiger food I don't know how his ancestors
03:34survived my face just was like dude yeah yeah no it was like pure disgust like yeah son of a
03:42bastard yeah Jesus I didn't didn't see you I felt so bad it was an overreactive face but I was just
03:47like Sherry our engineer is working to get the video of the scare oh oh amazing dude I hope they if
03:53they zoom in that could be like a meme what is your are you out of your office though during that or
03:58were you still he's just coming out of just coming out okay which way does it record I think down so
04:04like we'd be coming head-on to it okay yeah that we would see us yeah I don't have that working
04:09anymore well that's just not on it oh it's not on we're just we just can't tell in here they're not
04:15showing you guys what's happening yeah exactly we do have the security footage yeah yeah we do and
04:21so this is going to be in the peep show today so a little later on today make sure you go to our
04:25website daveandcheckthefreak.com and watch today's peep show we'll recap Andy's bad day
04:29was there swearing no there's no audio audio um but it's from two different angles so you can see
04:37from the front amazing and from the back the death stare that Andy gives me is evident in the video
04:43so you can see it there so there I am I'm just going I'm looking for my part of my keychain it's
04:49literally the camera is right in front of Andy's office it's gonna be right there so I'm out there
04:53I'm looking I'm like nope it's not there you're like damn it I can't find my thing I can't find
04:58my thing here we go here he comes look he's just very angry very very angry but look at you
05:08look at Dave's whole body is like I contorted yeah yeah you went down it was terrifying yeah I felt
05:15like I jumped but I I just like switched over to the side dude yeah the timing couldn't have been
05:26more exact we both walked at the exact same time it really was you could see Andy getting ready in
05:32his office too when he Dave's like where is that goddamn problem so here it is from the back too
05:38I don't know where it is I can't find it it's ridiculous it fell off
05:43and he's like god damn it
05:48no he's like son of a bastard that's a walk of a goddamn that's a goddamn it walk
05:54Jesus Christ
05:56I heard all this in my office
06:00there it is so it'll soon be later this morning uh up at DaveandChumpTheFreak.com
06:08you can watch that all unfold as part of the beep show and Andy luckily is still with us
06:13I am