Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about how Andy has lost his belt and the struggles that come along with it.
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00:00it's Tuesday I haven't been able to find my belt and it's taking about 8% of my confidence away
00:08this week oh no 8% down yeah I'm 8% down I'm only at 92% confident because I can't find my belt I
00:16don't know where it is and I'm doing that like Chris Farley like you just always gotta you gotta do a skit
00:22I can attest it sucks worse when it's real life
00:40it's the saddest thing watching me go through my courtyard holding my food
00:52that I bought yesterday with no belt so you're trying to hold your pants up and your food yeah
00:57one hand's my burrito and one hand's my waist because if you lose your pants that's the saddest
01:04thing that's ever happened with a burrito and you I'd be like figures what percentage of confidence
01:11would you be down you'd be down another I mean 35% more that would be a huge drop yeah oh my god
01:17I'd be like this is gonna be a bad week he's in the 50s in confidence right now
01:21like I'm not confident at all it's barely confident I'll never do comedy again but how
01:27do you lose a belt yeah somewhere around your place it was uh on these shorts I was wearing and
01:33then I had to do laundry and then I threw it somewhere I can't oh yeah I'll do that every
01:38once in a while it's a sweet belt too but it's it's starting to look like it it's been through
01:43something better get a new one it's uh it's being pushed it's been it's been pushed to the limits
01:49because for a while it was going the other way and I had to make some extra notches
01:53yeah yeah well I hope you find your belt dandy me too gotta put a sign up or something missing
02:03belt put it around the neighborhood like a dog oh my god I thought I saw it I swear to god I thought I
02:10saw it I gotta get my nine percent confidence back call me back away yeah it goes up to 50
02:16is there a reward
02:19a reward for his missing belt
02:21$100 reward
02:22that's big
02:24the other day I like ring your doorbell and you're like oh my god he's here he found it
02:30he's got his back
02:31is this it
02:32that's him
02:33wait hold on I gotta make sure it's yours
02:40it's mine let me see let him come to me
02:42that's a good boy
02:46that's a good boy
02:47oh he went right on
02:49oh my god it's like your confidence shot way up
02:53yeah you see
02:54wow
02:55standing a little taller
02:56yeah
02:57now I can attack I can seize the day
03:00yeah
03:01I can't wait for you to find that belt
03:03don't forget you owe that guy $100
03:04yeah I mean it was a lot
03:07there you go man that was an important
03:09it's worth it
03:10that's an important piece
03:11yeah
03:12or you could just buy a new belt for $25
03:15yeah
03:15those don't work for me my belts I gotta go high end
03:19yeah you gotta
03:19oh yeah higher than $25 huh
03:21all the stuff it's trying to strap back in
03:23I mean
03:24what's your belt worth
03:25yeah what's uh
03:26what's your belt worth
03:26it's like a $75 belt
03:28yeah
03:29fancy
03:30what
03:31does it give you a BJ or a bottle
03:32I know
03:33it's just they got you
03:34they gotta have a change to structure on it
03:36they got you
03:36they got you
03:36they have a holster for a gun
03:39they've got you
03:39good quality
03:40yeah well I just don't
03:41I don't you know
03:41I've had a
03:42I've had a belt that I spent
03:44not so much money on
03:45and it went wrong
03:45I think I remember that
03:47and then I was out
03:47and I
03:48pulled it too hard
03:50and the thing snapped off
03:51and then I'm walking around
03:52trying to keep my dick in my pants
03:54yeah
03:54wow
03:55goodness gracious me
03:56yep
03:56I remember your last incident with the belt
03:59belt incidents
03:59every once in a while
04:00yeah
04:01that's why you gotta
04:02you gotta pay a little more
04:03for the
04:04the power
04:04right
04:05I go right to the fat guy store for it
04:07they know what you want
04:08they're like
04:08we know what it takes to keep your
04:09genitals
04:10I bet your confidence
04:13like you walk in there like
04:15where where where
04:16look at you
04:17looks like your confidence
04:18is down to about 35%
04:20that's right
04:21did your pants fall down
04:23while you were walking to your car
04:24while I was carrying a burrito
04:26oh my god
04:27I know
04:28well guess what
04:29we got a new line of these
04:30belts are super indestructible
04:32you cool bastards
04:33I'm gonna need that one
04:34$75 for this one
04:35you know what would look good on you
04:36this one right here
04:37oh
04:38look at that
04:39yeah
04:39alright I'll take it
04:4175
04:4175 bucks
04:43another easy sale boys
04:44I will say that
04:46you know
04:47when I had this shop
04:48years ago
04:48at the bigger guy store
04:49the
04:50they rape you
04:51yes
04:52they take advantage
04:53they've got you
04:53that's what I said
04:54they've got you
04:55like what else you gonna do
04:56they're like they're showing you
04:57the titanium belt
04:58and you're not gonna buy it
05:00yeah
05:01no like so
05:01like a t-shirt
05:03you'd see anywhere else
05:04for like nine bucks
05:04it's like 50 bucks there
05:06it's crazy
05:06yeah
05:07yeah
05:07yeah but they got my size
05:10you know
05:11yeah
05:11I get it
05:12my ever fluctuating size
05:14and they're closed right now
05:16probably
05:16yeah I think you can do
05:17shopping there
05:18online
05:18online
05:19yeah I need to
05:20there you go
05:21see if they'll like
05:23hurry a big belt to you
05:25yeah
05:25rush me a belt
05:26yeah
05:27rush it to me
05:28I run out there
05:28and meet the delivery driver
05:30in the middle of the courtyard
05:31$65 overnight shipping
05:33yeah
05:33I had it droned in
05:35yeah
05:36and that'll cost you
05:38an extra 50 bucks
05:39so you're in for
05:39125 bucks
05:40for a belt
05:41losing my ass
05:42to cover my ass
05:44yep