Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a man who broke into a car in order to steal a bag of Fritos that was inside. Then, find out Andy was eating a really fancy lobster lunch the other day.
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00:00The Idiot Criminal of the Day
00:08I've got a big thing
00:11Where I'm
00:13Okay
00:14I'm super
00:17Vigilant
00:19Okay
00:19About not ever leaving anything in my car
00:22So that if someone looks in
00:24They'll be like oh I want that
00:25So I'm all over my kids you know
00:28Aiden will just leave his laptop on the seat
00:31I'm like what
00:32What are you doing
00:33Door unlocked
00:34So I've just you know for years been on them
00:38Like don't leave anything in your car
00:40Never leave anything in your car
00:41And I know leaving cash out in your car
00:44Might encourage someone to break in
00:46But snacks
00:48Well
00:49The right person
00:50The right person with the right snacks
00:52That's right
00:53They're just gonna melt
00:58Yeah
00:59My god they're dying in there
01:00Yeah they're dying in there
01:02A 46 year old guy named Sean Johnson
01:07Stole a pickup truck in Wisconsin
01:09It's right on the Illinois border there
01:12Where this happened
01:12And the reason he picked that specific truck
01:16Is why it's making news
01:17He told the cops that he was high
01:20And decided to try the door
01:23Because he saw a bag of Fritos
01:26Sitting on the seat
01:28That's real dangerous to have
01:29People like those
01:31I don't like a Frito
01:32I don't either but
01:33I could see if you're high enough maybe
01:36And you're the right person
01:37Yeah
01:38They must be irresistible
01:39They're popular
01:40You don't get it Jason?
01:41No I mean I got like six bags of Fritos
01:43Sitting right here
01:45They're safe
01:45It's always like the last one
01:46Yeah they're safe
01:47Oh your variety pack?
01:49You just leave those?
01:50Well I eventually eat them
01:51But it's not like the
01:52Top of mind
01:53If they were chili cheese
01:54Chili cheese is different
01:55Then maybe I could see breaking it
01:56Yeah
01:57They're different
01:58Plain Fritos
01:59Yeah
01:59Or the barbecue
02:00Barbecue
02:01Barbecue
02:02Yeah the barbecue
02:02You never see them anymore
02:04You really don't
02:05No
02:05So he broke into the truck
02:07But the keys happened to be inside
02:08So he took off
02:11Eating the bag of Fritos
02:13He used the truck to drive to a church
02:16Where he broke into several other vehicles
02:18And he stole someone's wallet
02:20With 400 bucks inside
02:22People leave everything in their cars
02:23They do
02:24They really do
02:25He used a credit card to buy stuff at Walgreens
02:27Family Dollar and McDonald's
02:29Once the cops showed him all the security footage
02:32From all the places
02:33He's like
02:33Yeah I did it
02:34He's facing charges now for burglary
02:38Identity theft
02:39And possession of a stolen vehicle
02:41And it all started the whole crime spree
02:43Because of a bag of Fritos
02:46I mean he got caught
02:48And he's super dumb
02:49But he had a pretty good run
02:52Yeah
02:52Like when you think about it
02:53He just opened up some car doors
02:55And there was a keys in there
02:57Kind of scored a few times
02:59400 bucks
03:00Credit cards
03:01Car
03:01Fritos
03:03I don't really worry about leaving stuff in my car
03:05Because it's so gross
03:06But like
03:06I got like a fancy lunch
03:09The other day
03:11And I had to go into a gas station
03:12Because I'm always at a gas station
03:14Right
03:14But I like literally
03:15I'm always
03:16You do a lot of your business in a gas station
03:17I do a lot of convenience store business
03:19Yeah
03:19So I go in
03:20And I'm like paranoid
03:21Somebody's gonna steal my lunch
03:23Oh
03:23Your fancy lunch
03:24My fancy lunch
03:25Yeah
03:25I was like
03:26Keeping an eye on my car like a hawk
03:27I'm like
03:28Don't you do it
03:28Because I'll run out there
03:29That's hilarious
03:30That's what you're worried about
03:32Stop
03:32Stop
03:32Yeah
03:32No
03:33I waited 20 minutes for that
03:34Fancy lunch
03:35That's my fancy lunch
03:36We're here live with a man who had something obviously very important to him
03:41Stolen from his car
03:42At this local gas station
03:43I'm like I'm hood of my renegade
03:44Why are you on there
03:45Call the police baby
03:46Why are you holding onto the hood of your car
03:49Fancy lunch
03:50What
03:51Fancy expensive lunch
03:53Oh my god
03:54It's not like coal
03:54It's not worth it man
03:55It is worth it
03:57It is
03:58Call the police baby
03:59Was it that potato salad
04:01Yeah
04:01Well no no
04:02No
04:02That was my lobster day
04:04Oh
04:04That was lobster
04:05Yeah you have to watch that car
04:07I've been on a kick
04:07Yeah
04:07That's ruining me
04:09Lobster roll
04:09No
04:10No just lobster
04:11Yeah
04:11He likes the tails
04:12That's fancy
04:13That's what I said
04:14That is a fancy lunch
04:16That's what I'm saying
04:17I would have been
04:18You would have seen me on the hood of that car
04:20I get it
04:20Yep
04:20I'm like no
04:21I had no idea you were having such fancy lunches
04:27Every once in a while I get me a fancy lunch
04:29Yeah
04:29I found out about this
04:30Treat yourself
04:31Yeah treat myself
04:32Give myself a fancy lunch
04:35And he leaves here and it's a whole other
04:37I'm like you did the jokes
04:39Get yourself some lobsters for lunch
04:41You should be proud of yourself today
04:43Great job
04:45Treat yourself with some lobsters
04:47Two of your finest lobster tails
04:49Please
04:50For lunch
04:51I'm heading to the gas station
04:52This is not even my main meal
04:54But I felt like being fancy this afternoon
04:58Thank you so much
05:00I'm going to have a lobster lunch please
05:01Yes
05:02We'll stop at a convenience store
05:03And get an energy drink to wash it down
05:05Energy drink
05:06Yeah
05:07Do you then cook the lobsters at home
05:09Or are they already cooked?
05:10Oh no
05:10I'd love to know where you go
05:11And get lobster like right after the show
05:13Oh yeah there's like a pretty solid seafood place
05:16You go somewhere
05:17I'm ready to go
05:17Is it red?
05:18I wouldn't think of it
05:19Is it no
05:20Oh okay
05:21Is it red?
05:22It's like a lobster?
05:23What?
05:24What's red?
05:25No
05:25A red
05:26Yeah no
05:27Yeah they got um
05:28Interesting
05:29Yeah fancy place
05:30They got creme brulee
05:31Oh
05:31Oh my god
05:33Wait hold on a second
05:34You leave here and have lobster and creme brulee?
05:36Yes he does
05:37Damn you fancy fool
05:39Yeah
05:39Yeah my money goes to real stupid stuff
05:41That's why my future will be terrible
05:44I live in the moment
05:47For 40 years
05:49Yeah
05:50Some things never change
05:52Yeah
05:53Always living in the moment
05:55My goodness
05:57Yeah it is
05:58Yeah
05:58I had a power bar yesterday
06:00And you're having lobster tail and creme brulee
06:02I did
06:03Yeah
06:03And it's just envy
06:05Yeah
06:05It's pure envy I have
06:07Chicken fingers
06:08Yeah my lunch will get fancy every once in a while
06:11That's nice
06:12Good for you my friend
06:13I had lobster yesterday but not for lunch
06:16Really?
06:17But a pasta
06:18There you go
06:18Damn you lobster loving fools
06:20Yeah
06:21I do
06:21I haven't had it in a while
06:23And then I got it twice
06:24Because I was like it was nice
06:25I am looking for a place here that does an incredible lobster roll
06:30And I've yet to find it
06:31Yeah
06:31Well we're not in the smudgies you know
06:33What's it?
06:34Oh yes yeah I've heard of that place
06:36But they only do it a certain time of year
06:38Oh
06:38Did someone say
06:39Oh it was court
06:39Oh it was court
06:40Yeah no court
06:41What did you say court?
06:42There's a place
06:43Mudgees
06:43Yeah downtown
06:44Oh okay
06:45I think it's like two weeks a year they do like a
06:47Oh man
06:48I believe
06:48When I get those fancy lunches
06:50Cause I do
06:51I go there and I'm like
06:52This is how I live
06:53That's nice
06:54To the people there
06:55A little bit
06:55Treat yourself like that
06:57Treat yourself good
06:59You gotta get a good lunch every once in a while
07:01I honestly think like
07:02At a lot of the gas stations
07:03They wouldn't even
07:04They might not even recognize
07:05What might be in the car
07:08Right
07:08Like they'd never know
07:09It was gonna be that fancy
07:11No that's why I said
07:12I was keeping an eye on my vehicle
07:13Like a hawk
07:14Like just for that
07:15Like I'll leave my wallet in there
07:16My keys in there
07:17All kinds of stuff
07:18You are
07:18Go ahead and take it
07:19Yeah but if you take my lunch
07:21Yeah
07:21I will
07:22You're a refined gentleman
07:23When you leave here
07:24You should have a top hat and a monocle
07:26I wish I did
07:27It's pretty cool
07:28That would be sweet
07:29Yeah
07:29I wish that was acceptable
07:31And nobody would be like
07:32Make it acceptable
07:33Yeah
07:33You can do whatever you choose
07:34Yeah like I wish I could wear a cloak
07:35Where am I going?
07:36To lunch of course
07:37Yeah
07:38You'd have one of those on
07:40I'd have a cloak on
07:41Yeah you'd have a cloak on
07:42Wow
07:43We're just two dudes going to lunch
07:45What's the problem?
07:46This is just our fashion
07:47Look away
07:48We're having a fancy Thursday lunch
07:50Of course
07:51No
07:52No
07:52No
07:53No
07:55No