Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a woman who bit the tip of a guy's tongue off while kissing and wonder what's the worst part of your body to lose besides your donger.
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00:00it is time now for a check of the news and we'll play what did she bite off of him oh okay i know
00:12the answer though oh then you're out yeah uh i'm just gonna tell you guys a detroit woman has been
00:18arrested this week after she bit off it's only a couple things tip of his finger nope of his nose
00:27no of his daughter no toe we're not a no we're not a tips here how many tips can you have no it's right
00:38on the tip of my chinny chin chin chin chin come on you had to know his tongue how'd you avoid tongue
00:47the tip of my tongue no i just no chinny chin chin they were making out at an apartment in centerline
00:54michigan that's terrifying 52 year old eulette wedgworth was visiting her friend they were
01:02making out when she decided to bite off about an inch of his tongue there it goes it's never
01:09he he called police to the scene 9-1-1 want your emergency
01:16sir you're gonna have to speak more clearly of an emergency
01:20i didn't catch a single word of that what's the matter with you do you need help
01:26what you i got more hungry you can't hawk you can't you're hungry this is not you don't use 9-1-1
01:35to order food sir i'm gonna text you that's perfect do you just scream should you just scream i i don't
01:43know i mean i'm sure you can still make some noise more noise than you realize but if it was the tip
01:49like an inch of it you'd be like yeah like if you're dave and you lost an inch it's like no big
01:56deal you know he's got 25 inch tongue or whatever don't i'm not looking over there and just in case
02:01you don't want to see it no i don't want to see it i don't want to see it uh but it was pretty long
02:07yeah it is james got a gander wow yeah wow i didn't even push it all the way out james
02:17the dong would be the worst we're all we all can agree as men that dong would be the worst thing a
02:32woman could bite off you what else what's next tongue is right up there your nose is terrible
02:38to lose would you rather lose your nose or your tongue i know it's bad it's bad you know the only
02:46thing good about like losing part of your tongue is that it's inside your mouth yeah right but it
02:51affects how you like you're done in radio i mean i i would like to hear someone talking without a
02:56man talks with no tongue like or like not no tongue but i mean a tongue injury jesus this is
03:03gonna be tough it's gonna be dark it's gonna be dark hold on here she is it's not gonna be good
03:10guys oh no you can't do that it's me doing sports
03:16chuck how's it looking
03:18why are they making why do they keep going on no one knows no one knows no one knows
03:40please don't let her speak anymore now put in man talks with no nose okay we're gonna compare
03:47oh god here we go
03:48all right let's see but it doesn't this is yeah they're talking to her after
03:57oh no she's got a new nose she's got a nose held on by magnets
04:01oh yeah let's make this clear so this is not a reconstruction this is a prosthetic i don't
04:16know yeah this is actually it looks pretty good
04:19wow that thing looks great that thing looks incredible you're not worried about that coming
04:29off um has anyone seen my nose you know i lost it i like to just go up to people and just rip
04:36it right off and scare the crap out of them how does she sneeze i don't know do you guys
04:41can't pull your nose right off your face when you sneeze i think it mostly comes out of your mouth
04:46victoria is with us in boston hey we're talking about this woman who bit off an inch of a man's
04:50tongue yeah so uh i wanted to tell you guys a couple years ago when i was 18 i went to a good
04:57charlotte concert and i was there with my best friend and we were having a good time and then
05:00all of a sudden this girl behind yeah all of a sudden this girl behind us just comes out of
05:08nowhere and just bites me in the shoulder and like this woman must have been in the
05:1330s or something yeah i ended up having security find her and she got kicked out but on the plus
05:20side security ended up taking me onto the stage uh while good charlotte was playing so i had a
05:27good ending to the story but there you go that's not a good ending that'd be like a double whammy
05:32for her in that time she loved it to me that's the worst night ever i met a good charlotte
05:37come on some crazy bitch bites my shoulder and then the security drags you up
05:42and they're like no i don't want to be closer to what they're telling us
05:45no get up here get up here bring the biter back and i'll finish the goddamn job you sick
05:51sons of bitches come on we're gonna wheel you on stage
05:53come on just have him by my throat have him by my throat
05:55have him rip it right out come on you'll be fine relax
06:01there's no time in this god oh god listen to it oh no just bite the rest of me
06:05oh god god it happened i'm gonna bite myself i'm gonna bite my own wrists
06:13he's biting his wrists oh he's bleeding everywhere oh he's gonna die
06:20he's gonna die oh that's better radio it's better when i'm cold
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