Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about food that you can buy from a gas station roller grill and the infamous blue rag used to clean everything in the gas station.
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00:00we're gonna start in oregon where a county jail had to be shut down for several hours
00:10after a female inmate allegedly started a fire in a holding cell why she was cold yeah yeah fire's
00:20warm it is she had been arrested for allegedly refusing to pay for items at a convenience store
00:26including a hot dog that she had shoved down her gullet and two bears she drank there and a few
00:31cigarettes she smoked in there while she did everything in that store yeah she had a hot dog
00:35two beers and some smokes yeah didn't pay for any of it james you ever had someone just start eating
00:40any of the dogs or anything that were rolling on the um maybe once or twice yeah usually somebody
00:46on meth oh yeah come in super high you can tell they're all drugged out and you know real twitchy
00:51well i think i'd have to be on meth to eat a roller dog no they're not bad you'd be surprised i'm
00:58never on meth dogs i'll eat a roller dog yeah i don't mind them i will never eat one of those
01:02i just listen there's some stuff at gas stations i would be okay with the fact that they just sit
01:08out there rolling in the public yeah that's what i have an issue with i i completely get it yeah
01:12once you let go of that fear and you know you taste it embrace the madness
01:16you let go of that fear the tastiest sausage you've ever had in your mouth yeah it's an odd
01:21odd fear yeah my public rolling fear gas stations just gas station food in general just because i
01:27used to work at one it doesn't appeal to me yeah well i knew how much care i put into cleaning the
01:31roller grill as the assistant manager of the gas station that's you that's not i'm sure that's a
01:37rarity so you eat your own roller i would still go to like a local place i'm like oh you know oh man
01:42they got they got the buffalo chicken roll-ups i gotta get me a couple of those listen to the
01:47sound of that it's delicious buffalo chicken roll-ups it's like a chicken tender that they
01:52turned into a sausage but they flavor it with buffalo style like buffalo wings yeah put a little
01:57breading on the outside roll it until roll it until done yeah they're notorious for making those
02:05like stuff that isn't hot dogs into hot dog shaped things they had a cheeseburger oh the cheeseburger
02:12ones are awesome dude what is it what are you talking about they have a wiener shaped cheeseburger
02:15now these ones where are they like a taquito it looks like a hot dog okay it looks like a turd
02:21i'm not i'm gonna be honest all right it looks like a turd with corn in it is there pictures
02:26it looks like a turd with corn in it and the corn is cheese the corn is cheese okay so when you
02:31first see this is not for a novice roller grill no um it doesn't sound like a diner okay
02:36this is an advance yes a picture of zombies penis oh my god it is a zombie head up in a hot dog bun
02:42hamburger meat that's rolled in a sausage it is not hamburger meat instead of flattening into a
02:51patty they shoot into a tube yeah roller bites cheeseburger roller bites ground something whatever
02:57it's supposed to be with cheese curds but they can charge you double the price for uh for that than
03:01what they can a hot dog yeah so there's more of a markup on those but they are if you can get past
03:06the fact that it looks like you're eating a zombie wiener or a turd it's not bad it is good it does
03:11that's that's it right there right cheeseburger yeah look at that roller bites oh they actually
03:14sell moles you can make your own at home if you want to yeah i was gonna say like what if you had
03:17a situation where you had no hamburger buns you only have hot dog and you only have hot dog ones
03:23i don't and i trust what i made of meat and you're like what can i do lisa i don't feel like going
03:28to the store ham doggers if lisa made a hamburger i'd trust her i'll take a cheese dogger like a one-eyed
03:36gas station worker tells me they made me a ham dogger i'm not eating it they're fresh it's fresh
03:4230 minutes ago oh man this is james playing the role of the one-eyed yeah you can't hear my eyes close
03:47you can't hear that my eyes close you can't you can't you can't i promise you 30 minutes ago it's
03:52fresh is that corn in there sir no it's that ultimate burger delicious cheese yeah it's not
03:58like that cheese for the nachos this is better cheese lisa ways ham dogger i'd eat yeah i'd
04:03eat a homemade ham dogger or cheese dogger i'll tell you this i'd get one of those i'd get one
04:10jalapeno popper cheese dogger like i'm not gonna have you over to my house for dinner and be like we're
04:14having ham doggers i think the invitation is the craziest i was shocked i was at her house
04:30you invite me over for dinner at least i'll bring my own ham dogger he brings his own roller he'll set
04:35up his roller luke has a comment here hey luke how are you zombie p good you wanted to speak out about
04:42rollers yes i did i was at the local gas station late night it was about midnight and inside
04:50waiting for the attendant he was outside wiping down the gas pumps with a blue rag yeah the blue
04:54the blue one yeah one they have blue rag uh-huh and then he comes inside with that same blue rag
05:01and starts wiping down the hot dog roller james would have never done that
05:06that was my employee i wrote him up and then he smiles at me he just asked me what i need
05:14yep oh my god the blue rag sounds like a horror film
05:20do you know how many things a blue rag can be used for exactly think of all
05:24oh yeah nice blue rag just follow a clerk around and he's doing all
05:31everything he's never lets go of that blue rag the blue rag is a real thing oh of course it is oh i've
05:36seen the blue rag everywhere you get them like you get like 150 of them shipped to you at a time
05:41you buy them i have them at my house yeah the blue rag all started with a dirty bucket of water
05:52oh yeah blue rag you can drop it in a fish tank and every fish will go tits up in seconds
06:00killed an entire aquarium just by dropping a corner of it spot on your silverware you're
06:06say well just let me get the blue right yeah spit shine for you there you go right courtesy of the
06:18blu-ray took it outside wiped a gas tank you can wash anything your feet
06:25like table you can wipe lipstick off a glass anything you want sanitized the blue rag
06:37he squeegeed his windows and his balls with a blue rag coming this halloween the blue rag
06:48take that jordan peel you see a guy like dead with a blue rag in his mouth
06:52like that's how it ends all right