Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a bunch of cases of diarrhea affecting the Boston area and after Andy mentions a commercial about diarrhea, the show listens to a couple songs about the illness.
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00:00all right if you have been pooping yourself to death in boston you're not alone i guess there's
00:11over a hundred people that have had uncontrollable craps and they're trying to figure out what's
00:17happening they believe it's coming from contaminated foods that have been in contact
00:23with infected poop great have you guys seen that commercial for pepto-bismol that's like
00:30they go through the things they're like upset stomach nausea and then there's one guy that goes
00:34diarrhea he really breaks it down it's like he sings it beautifully but his part was just diarrhea
00:43imagine that like you have to tell your family you finally made it yeah that's like i kept i kept
00:48thinking about i want to know the story behind the guy that says diarrhea like an angel that's his
00:52only line in the whole commercial yeah well it's like a great paycheck too for the diarrhea line
00:56i'm a diarrhea guy i built that with my diarrhea money well at least the cupboards yeah the
01:04cupboards you got yeah it's it's diarrhea it's like crazy singing commercial it's coming up oh my god
01:13yeah i hope it's the right one we find i've seen i think i've seen this one is this the one they do
01:18i have to get into it i don't know if this is it when you have not
01:22yep yep yep yes
01:24you missed it there
01:28he really does
01:32it's the nicest diarrhea has ever sounded
01:37it's tough to make it sound the director's like no more we need you more beautiful on the
01:43diarrhea what'd you do sing it but whisper it to me is he the one singing it the actor guy you know
01:51the guy it's probably not even him he's probably like someone else somebody was in a booth and was
01:55like millie vanille all right hit me again with it
01:57do it again from the top
02:05no no not good enough yet i still think it's kind of gross let me try a little something different
02:12here we go
02:12closer closer closer but i kind of still felt like i had diarrhea from the top boys from the top one more
02:23here's the thing sir we're not going to use you in the commercial well that's a goddamn shame
02:39yeah we've got a handsome dude where he's going to be a flight attendant way to pour salt in the wound
02:45yeah you have the voice but not the face of diarrhea
02:48hi how are you i'm the voice of diarrhea
02:52it'll never tell you that i sang that you know
02:59come on that was you that was me i'm the voice of diarrhea let me hear it i don't believe you let me hear it
03:07oh my god it is i told you oh my god it is i told you that's beautiful yeah the guy told me i
03:15wasn't handsome enough to be the diarrhea guy on the plane well can i have your autograph yes
03:20absolutely yeah can you sign it diarrhea yeah well you know it and you're gonna have to help me spell
03:26it though yeah who knows nobody knows i don't think anybody can spell it let's see i have a bad case
03:42of diarrhea oh that was uh yeah like it's like they're learning how to speak english oh this is
03:50like oh no what is this this looks wild this is i have a bad case of diarrhea i have a bad case
03:59of diarrhea you and me both bud some chicks and workout gear doing what's happening
04:04i have a bad case of diarrhea
04:26this is your ringtone james
04:29yes yeah yeah what a weird dvd to buy yeah you're like gonna go to america i guess and
04:37they're like well there's only five or six different phrases you need to know one of which
04:41is i have a bad case of diarrhea like you would like you'd share it number one like you just like
04:49run up i guess you just run to cbs i have a bad case of diarrhea it's the prepare them for
04:55coming here to the country because we have a lot of diarrhea yeah what did you take away from
05:00america when you visited here i have a bad case of diarrhea well if like an asian lady comes up to
05:05you and she's like looks like she's doing the chicken dance with her arms she's got diarrhea
05:11she's about to say it because i don't know why they got to flap their wings while they say it but
05:16helps them remember it i have a bad case of diarrhea
05:22they learn hello yeah and then goodbye yep thank you
05:25i have a bad case of diarrhea
05:38like the guy trying to learn english for this yeah
05:40i have a bad case of a diarrhea
05:43i have a bad case of diarrhea
05:47i have a bad case of a diarrhea
06:03i have a bad case of diarrhea
06:09diarrhea
06:15keep trying you're getting there
06:20good job sir
06:22you did it you did it you do have a bad case of
06:26diarrhea
06:31the echo of the bathroom
06:35bathroom
06:46he's got diarrhea
06:48there's an asian man in there with diarrhea he's doing a dance
06:52oh my god
06:53there's an asian man dancing in there like the chicken dance it's a diarrhea dance
06:56dancing all right
07:06you
07:08you