Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a boa constrictor that was rescued from a woman's home and have a discussion about an idea for a niche market big girl tour.
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00:00two deputies in illinois uh busted into a burning house to rescue a big lady's boa constrictor
00:10the deputies rush into this house fire um came out with the homeowner's pet boa constrictor the
00:17snake was reunited with its owner outside there she is there thank god oh thank you
00:25they say the two deputies ran into a smoke-filled residence to save this reptile
00:29fire was sparked by an aquarium stand inside the house don't i know it no one was injured
00:37they say when i have her on my neck i look like britney's face
00:40that's what she's going for i guess
00:45toxic
00:47you're practicing in there b-bap i sure am i get my sneak
01:05she could probably do a pretty good job if she went as big britney you think people would
01:17see big britney that's a weird like if that's your stay jack you go i remember when britney
01:23was big britney and no one was into her do you put your hair together for big
01:29this is a hurt
01:38this is a hurt dance
01:46it is you gotta just stay strong b-bap
01:48stay strong i will coordinate this with you really wipe his lap now
02:08remember your training
02:15believe we'll be in las vegas in their time
02:21tempering is playing it
02:25remember you are a sexy student
02:28i'm toxic
02:30i'm going under
02:31playing every voice in everything
02:34i told you that
02:35because i know that i'm sexy
02:38big britney spears
02:45coming soon to vegas
02:46what if they did like like the big girls tour
02:50uh dave
02:51what if they did that
02:53like all the like big ariana grande
02:56do you think britney
02:57ariana grande
02:59exactly
03:00do you think anyone would go to that
03:03it'd be fun to see
03:04no
03:04big shakira
03:06no
03:07come on that'd be fun to watch
03:09i think there would be
03:09no
03:11the only listen
03:20none of this is
03:21good to me
03:23the only thing that's good is her butt
03:26shaking like that
03:27like this music is terrible to me
03:29i never liked her
03:30you don't think it would just be fun to watch though
03:31i think you might get some backsplash
03:33yeah
03:34backsplash
03:36definitely get some backsplash
03:38yeah
03:39and backsplash
03:42is sweat off of a bat
03:44right
03:44that is going
03:45thrust into your face
03:47with a fast hip movement
03:48some hippie backsplashing
03:51hey
03:52my hips don't lie
03:54and i'm starting to feel it boy
03:55dude it's like a gallagher show
03:57uh jason said you could get
03:59big steena aguilera in there too
04:01oh jesus
04:02genie in a big ass battle
04:05you need a bigger bottle of that genie's
04:06yeah you would
04:07such a big battle
04:07i don't know
04:09it might be a fun like
04:10niche little tour to go to
04:12i feel like people would be more offended than
04:14yeah
04:15only dave think this is a great idea
04:18come on big laurels would love to show
04:20another terrible idea
04:21no
04:21objectifying
04:23dave's like
04:24can't we objectify a big girl too
04:27you're not objectifying
04:28you're giving them a platform
04:29oh is that it
04:30you're here
04:31you're here
04:32you're here
04:33you wanna be with me
04:36baby dave's a price to pay
04:39i'm a genie in the back
04:41yeah
04:42i think it's just
04:47dave's big girls on tour
04:49would probably be a hit
04:50i don't
04:51that'd be crazy to slap your name on it
04:53dave hunter
04:55dave hunter's big girls on tour
04:57ariana grande
04:59big britney
05:00christina biguilera
05:03big big brit brit
05:06yep
05:07come on
05:09be fun
05:09genie in a barrel
05:11oh my god
05:21there is already a big britney
05:22there's a big britney already
05:23there's a woman that does this
05:24bath
05:25oh yeah
05:27no
05:29well no
05:29this is the real britney
05:30when she was big
05:32oh
05:32yes
05:32do i remember she did that one dance number
05:36where she was just like
05:37it was
05:37yeah
05:39i think that was more medication
05:47oh i think i think it was
05:49but she was a little
05:50i mean she's
05:51as ripped as it gets now
05:53oh yeah she got it
05:54like she's got a fitness boyfriend
05:56i think
05:56she tied it up
05:57yeah
05:57i don't know people are already asking
05:59where they can get tickets for dave's big girls on tour
06:01i'm telling you guys
06:02there's something to it
06:03it'd be fun to watch
06:04go ahead and put that on
06:05see how that goes
06:06see how that goes
06:07i don't know guys
06:08i don't know guys
06:09i don't know guys
06:09i don't know guys
06:09i don't know gorgia
06:10you
06:10you