The show talks about members of a college band who have been written up for hazing a kid by making him drink a shot of barbecue sauce, and when Chuck says he doesn't think he could do it, Lisa does some hazing of her own.
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00:00listen i'm not for hazing it's you know not the greatest thing in the world right it's hard to
00:09be for it it truly is it truly is a lot of people are like who are on sports teams and whatever
00:17secretly in the dudes i believe so yeah yeah uh so there is though it's hard also not to make fun
00:24of this band hazing incident band hazing cornell has a big red marching band and they were doing
00:34hazing for their new incoming band leader to make sure they were devoted to this band okay
00:45what do you think they made the guy do uh play a saxophone with his butt
00:51i was gonna say clarinet trumpet trumpet trumpet would be classic so it's something to do with
01:00his butt it has to be that's the biggest hazing i mean or put your balls in a clarinet think of it
01:07as they're all nerds and they think this is crazy look at it from that so it doesn't have anything
01:14they made him drink
01:18they made him drink they made him kiss a girl oh boy on the lips oh my god no way right on the lips oh
01:29my god um hmm he smoked marijuana you're band nerds you're together what do you think you could get
01:37this guy to do it's funny i gave dave this story earlier today i don't remember what it is so i
01:43what are we doing i just uh so how do we hate one another i sure as hell don't know
01:52i don't really want to shave your balls or anything so i don't want to touch your genitals either or your
01:58butthole the big red marching band was written up did i paint him red for violating the hazing policy
02:05when they made their incoming band leader down a shot of barbecue sauce
02:12so when i said made him drink when i said yeah you were technically right i was technically right
02:21alcohol i thought one shot of booze they were going to make him do right no barbecue sauce do it wild
02:27go ahead do it go do it man do it what is this it's barbecue sauce
02:31what kind of barbecue sauce sweet baby rays
02:34sweet baby rays oh my god this is gonna burn
02:37yeah do it oh jeez oh jeez
02:40chug it chug it chug it chug it chug it chug it chug it chug it chug it
02:44i don't know you guys are real
02:46yes we are
02:48i can't do it
02:52we call it the devil's candamkeit
02:55go ahead
03:02it looks so hot even though it's sweet barbecue
03:03it is it's sweet
03:05for me to follow you
03:09okay everyone shut up i'm gonna do it
03:11okay
03:12chug chug chug chug chug chug
03:15Chug! Chug! Chug!
03:16No, I can't do it!
03:17No, you pussy!
03:18No, you pussy!
03:19Don't be so much disgusting or what!
03:22Just do it!
03:23Alright, taste it!
03:24Oh my god!
03:25This is going to be terrible, guys!
03:27Jesus Christ!
03:28Do it!
03:29Do it!
03:30Okay, here we go!
03:32Okay, here we go!
03:33We can't do it!
03:34Chug!
03:35Yeah!
03:36You are!
03:37Oh, don't throw up!
03:39Oh, he threw up!
03:40He threw up!
03:41He's throwing up!
03:42Oh, he's throwing up!
03:43Oh, he's throwing up!
03:44Oh, he's throwing up!
03:45Oh, he's throwing up!
03:46He's still throwing up!
03:47He's still throwing up!
03:48It was just one shot!
03:49He's still throwing up!
03:50It's all over his shoes!
03:52It's all over his shoes!
03:54Oh, jeez, guys!
03:56It got all over my spat!
03:57You truly are a fearless leader!
03:59I'll follow you to Valhalla!
04:02Alright, let's go rehearse!
04:05Thanks, guys!
04:06Let's go rehearse!
04:08Fucked up!
04:09You're such a renegade!
04:11You're a renegade!
04:12Oh, my God!
04:14Thanks, guys!
04:15Thanks for accepting me!
04:17Seriously, you are crazy!
04:18You're a wild man!
04:20I definitely couldn't drink!
04:21I don't think I could drink a shot of it!
04:23I think I would almost puke!
04:24Oh, no, I could!
04:25Absolutely!
04:26Oh, barbecue sauce!
04:27Delicious!
04:28I feel like I'm doing a shot of barbecue sauce with every chicken nugget I dip in it!
04:31I think if I had it, if it was on something, I could eat a ton of it!
04:36But just the idea of a glass of it and just drinking it!
04:39I wish we had a shot of it!
04:40Is it a glass?
04:41A shot of it!
04:42Dude, I'd do it!
04:43No!
04:44Hazen Chuck!
04:45I wish we had a glass!
04:46I'd make you do it right now!
04:48Shave my nuts, Lisa!
04:49Go ahead!
04:50Just do it!
04:51Don't make me drink a shot!
04:52Lisa!
04:53Come on!
04:54You can do it!
04:55Come up with something better!
04:56Get us some barbecue sauce!
04:57Quick!
04:58Yeah, I do!
04:59Let me go get a trimmer!
05:00Lisa's gotta do it!
05:01Oh my god!
05:02Shave my nuts!
05:03Don't make me drink barbecue sauce!
05:04Just do it, pussy!
05:06She's totally pressuring!
05:07You shouldn't have written up!
05:08Exactly!
05:09She's hazing!
05:10Hazing!
05:11Lisa's written up for hazing Chuck!
05:13We saw that coming!
05:14You've been hazing Chuck, Lisa!
05:16I guess so!
05:17I like hazing Lisa!
05:19I know, me too!
05:20Just unbunt your panties, put your purse down!
05:23Get it!
05:24Put your purse down!
05:25Unbunt your panties!
05:26She was trying to get me to go spank Al Beck the other day!
05:29What?
05:30Lisa!
05:31Big wooden paddle!
05:32You're like a frat dude!
05:33What's happening to her?
05:34She's like, uh...
05:35Gotta make sure he's loyal!
05:36Spank him!
05:37Spank him!
05:38She's like Ben Affleck in Dazed and Confused!
05:41Real, real mean!
05:43Lisa's got the paddle out!
05:44Yeah!
05:45Yeah!
05:46Hi!
05:47Hi!
05:48Hi!
05:49Hi!
05:50Hi!
05:51Hi!