Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about people being warned to get vaccinated after a report of Hepatitis-A at the Renaissance Festival and find out someone on the show was there during the reported contamination period.
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00:00well just when you think you're safe at the renaissance festival what comes this news
00:12anyone who attended the michigan renaissance festival in holly earlier this month
00:17is being urged to get a hepatitis a vaccination as soon as possible oh great so i'm at the
00:23renaissance festival and i could possibly have contracted hepatitis that's no fun is it clear
00:30now though well in this crazy thing it was just someone who was there was infected so it's not
00:36like the person making your big turkey leg or anything it was someone who visited the renaissance
00:41festival sneezing and touching everything and pooping somebody said ye olde hepatitis
00:46ye olde hepatitis yes verily that is funny oh my god amazing oh man i said renaissance
01:05fair full of disease sounds just like the real middle ages yeah we're keeping it authentic
01:09yeah exactly we really are we've got scurvy ah the black plague my word my lord my boils
01:16are not subsided just yet bloodletting please let more blood i believe my brain might be
01:22captive by evil souls come here let me cut it upon you oh please yeah a lot of people from
01:28the radio station have gone oh hopefully no one yeah they yeah i know a couple of people
01:34that have went i don't know if they were there september 1st what um well we always do
01:38stuff yeah was it a event yeah i think there was events yeah we always do stuff there um but
01:46al beck was there what on that day i don't know but he was broadcasting live there one day
01:51shine the back signal yep yep turn it on
01:55oh my god i don't know this is a bad day for al were you there september 1st it might have been
02:04the weekend i don't know oh my god look it up look it up because we've all talked to you we
02:07can all have hepatitis what oh my god think about that connection yes if al has it we could have it
02:14yeah if al has it we definitely have al is the a in hepatitis a
02:18yeah are you kidding me hey dave can you
02:22that's al's papers i just threw al's papers at dave now dave has hepatitis
02:31wow it's like the cooties yeah dave's got hepatitis
02:36i don't feel good i feel like i have to poop right now so when did he have to go
02:48to this i don't know how can we look it up you are lucky you were there september 2nd oh no that's
02:53not lucky the first and second i thought i said the first and the second yeah no that's not that's
02:57not lucky that was quarantine it said either the first or second did it it does it says september
03:03september 1st anyone working or attending the festival on either september 1st and second oh
03:08that means everyone that was at this station has to get one of these like today oh my god
03:13i'm not going to get that oh damn it are you kidding me we could all have hepatitis way to go al
03:20alan that's a lot al they didn't give you much time to go get your shot it's not even just him
03:28there was a promo and this is what i'm saying al how many people from this station were have
03:33hepatitis a right now four that was the day that was you everyone was there september 2nd that
03:41yeah at least come on what are the chances they're high walker told me al has hepatitis
03:48i want to go come to the radio station and you're on account of alan beck having hepatitis
03:57you know i have hepatitis dave told me i had hepatitis
04:01oh my god honestly though i can't even imagine so you're al you're sitting in a room you're listening
04:12to dave and then dave is basically outlying your really your next big diary about right
04:21yep things are about to get real al oh man can you imagine if like we can't handle
04:27like any emergencies if it were to happen during our show we'd be like we gotta leave right now
04:32everybody here's a bunch of white snake for you or whatever
04:35i do i'm finding someone's double album i'm putting it on and i'm just leaving
04:42and i gotta be
04:44i guess i'm gone man 11 minutes of that and i'm gone we go back to 70s radio
04:51we gotta go
04:54we're headed to the safe zone
04:58like what like half acid
05:07everyone has hepatitis
05:10there's no one here to serve you
05:14at our radio station
05:17everyone's sick and dying
05:20don't call in
05:23there's no one here alive
05:26it's hard to determine when it need to determine by diarrhea around here because you guys always have
05:31oh my god dude we can't like a diarrhea emergency around here is par for the course
05:37like could you imagine though like they came in and they were like everything's riding on you chuck
05:42chuck in the last couple days have you had any diarrhea
05:46i'd be like yeah yeah guys i have of course i have of course i have and then we're all doomed as dave like
05:54dave is watching himself right now
05:56i smelled it i was like i smell hand sanitizer
06:00what's going on dave can't help himself i'm freaking out i'm freaking out over here
06:04he's touching himself and we have no facts on the disease we're like no cancer's airborne now oh my god
06:11we all gotta go
06:17you