The show talks about seeing inappropriate movies with your parents and nothing can top Dave's story of when he had to watch 'Unfaithful' with his mom.
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00:00my mom loves movies right but because my dad's hard of hearing he never goes with her to the
00:08movies he can't really hear anything so when amber and i first got together and let's take
00:13your mom to a movie okay sure so i'm like my mom's like oh good there's one i want to see
00:19and remember this is my mom yeah yeah it was called unfaithful okay yes that's a very sexual
00:24movie oh my god the whole movie is sex i didn't know richard gear diane lane it is a whole thing
00:31filled with sex yeah it's a sex movie so it's why your mom loved that it's like she said i want to
00:37go see that one she didn't know that it was no i don't know if she did she didn't tell me
00:41it's my mom i'm in the middle and amber's on the other side of me oh my god and the opening scene
00:47is like her touching herself on a couch and i'm like what's happening i turned over i'm like what
00:53did you do amber sound asleep amber slept through the whole goddamn movie it's just me feeling
00:57uncomfortable and my mom watching this movie in the theater i would never want to watch anyone
01:03pleasure themselves with my mom no i used to get up and walk out and go get popcorn twice
01:09bathroom popcorn i think i can i could do better i think i have a crazier story so my grandma i have
01:17this weird 14th cousin or something in california guy that thinks he's gonna be a movie maker
01:23right he made some movie some science fiction movie sent it to my grandma and i was like
01:30sitting there i'm like what's this tape here grandma you know and she's like oh that's your
01:34cousin he makes movies we want to watch let's probably watch it so i put this thing in and
01:40it's like like almost a porno no just robot titty chicks and like crazy future sex like bizarre
01:49bizarre stuff and i muscled through about 12 minutes of it i'm like i have to excuse myself grandma
01:56enjoy the rest of the film i'm gonna go do more drugs you know like it's weird oh god i can't even
02:07imagine she's like it's different than i thought that diane lane scene is on youtube but you can't
02:14i can't watch it because it's you have to sign in but i so can you sign in james uh using my computer
02:21because i don't it will because i want to i want you to witness just a little taste of what i had to
02:25sit through with my mom because it is it's bad yeah i remember being furious when the movie was done
02:32with amber first of all for falling asleep right people like she slept through the whole thing
02:36from the beginning of the movie amber's done that to me so many times i've wasted so much movie money
02:40on my wife so much uh but she missed all the awkwardness and then my mom was like oh that was
02:46what a great movie i'm like oh that's horrible yeah she loved it it was so bad all right let's see if we
02:54be kidding me is this the first scene oh okay this is this i remember this his hand is on her puts his
03:02hand down to her bottom half his hand slowly touching her bottom half and she is on a train
03:09just thinking about this bottom half stuff she's enjoying it she's rolling around while the bottom
03:16half being played with she's shuddering she's shuddering from oh look at her face well she's having
03:26one you know oh my god oh now this face is in her bottom half and she is just remembering it on a
03:33train she's recalling it is she yeah i think she is and the train oh my oh he's really he's getting
03:41right down to the bottom there's some mouth stuff yep and at this very moment dave's mom offers him
03:47a snowcap oh god this is bringing back real bad memories she's thinking about oh my oh my lord
03:59everyone's will watch unfaithful this weekend yeah i haven't seen it since thank god and i never
04:04will jesus oh he's this is a crazy movie it is to watch with your mother i've never
04:11seen this movie it is pornographic oh there goes the panties bottom half is out yeah the bottom
04:19half is out your mom loved this i can tell you that right now they wish you guys it's so long
04:24how long the scene is oh he's gonna use his bottom half now to be right into her bottom yeah she's so
04:29happy she's just laughing she's like feeling guilty but then like this was great and in goes the
04:35penetration scene yeah jesus jesus dave oh i know i tell you and who knows what he's saying
04:42who knows it's dirty dirty stuff it's terribly dirty where's the mother's day movie of all she's
04:47fighting
04:54oh that was horrible
04:55i can't believe you saw this with your mom
04:57look at how sexual this scene is for this long honestly this is another one of those like horrible
05:02flashback moments i've had on this show this is this is terrible if he would have saw this he would
05:08have been like oh boy i don't
05:16i uh
05:20charlie tell your buddy kev we gotta go
05:23i don't know why we came here to see this i wish we could have got into top gun
05:32unfortunately we're watching this movie unfaithful oh boy boy oh god yeah no it was i guess you do got
05:42me beat my it wasn't as bad yeah i mean it was bad but it was just robotic robots with the titties out
05:49at the end of the day it wasn't
05:54you know that's what kind of talent runs in my family yeah and there's no way to
05:57there's no way to watch it i didn't make it to youtube or anything no no it was an underground film
06:05it was very underground
06:08yeah horrible moment a horrible uh again another flashback that was really bad
06:12unfaithful watching unfaithful with my mom dude dude dude dude no it was bad guys i i regret
06:22every single second of it i regret it i regret it oh and you should