Dave & Chuck the Freak watch some videos about a really strange fetish involving food that almost makes a couple people throw up in the studio.
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00:00The world must be running out of weird stuff to try in bed because how is this a thing?
00:10There was some dude online looking for advice on what to do about his girlfriend's weird fetish
00:15that involves him pre-chewing food like a bird.
00:22Oh, baby bird thing.
00:25So, um, she likes to chew his food for him.
00:30And spit it into his mouth or on a plate.
00:33But he's not into it.
00:34Well, yeah.
00:35Oh, wait a second.
00:36So that's her thing.
00:37So it's her fetish.
00:38But he has to eat her pre-chewed food.
00:41But he's so hard up just to get laid that he's doing it.
00:44So have you been with someone whose fetish you could not roll with?
00:48Or have you encountered this pre-chewed food fetish?
00:52Is there anyone listening that's already been through this?
00:541-855-954-6969.
00:57Um, this guy said, my ex-girlfriend liked to hold my dong while I peed.
01:02Bye, Felicia.
01:05I could probably roll with that.
01:06I was going to say, that's not terrible.
01:07That's way better than getting your food chewed up.
01:09I could probably roll with that.
01:11Yeah.
01:11Not have a problem.
01:12I mean, in public, it would be weird.
01:14But at home, you're welcome to touch it.
01:16Question.
01:17Could we find a bird eating porn?
01:21Oh, God.
01:21I hope not.
01:22Holy God.
01:22Like, do you think it's, is it big enough that someone pre-chewing, pre-chewed food
01:30porn?
01:31Yes.
01:32It's out there, I bet.
01:33I'm about 100%.
01:34Oh, that's brawn.
01:35Brawn.
01:36Brawn.
01:36Pre-chewed food fetish.
01:37It's a category on Pornhub.
01:38All right.
01:38So there you go.
01:39So it's got its own.
01:40It's a category on Pornhub.
01:42Oh, my God.
01:43Oh, F you, F you, F you.
01:45Oh, my God.
01:45F off.
01:46Do they spit it in anyone's mouth?
01:50Oh, yeah.
01:50Right there.
01:51No.
01:52I can't.
01:52No.
01:54Oh, that one right there.
01:56That one right there.
02:00That's a banana.
02:01That's a banana.
02:02She does a banana.
02:04I can't do it.
02:09Look at the, what looks like stuffing.
02:11Oh, my God.
02:11It brought tears to my eyes.
02:13Oh, my God.
02:13You know, a cookie is delicious, but seeing Diana chew a cookie is not what I want to see.
02:21Oh, the world is messed up, you guys.
02:23Oh, God.
02:24Oh, God.
02:25Okay, so, like I said, like I said, it's so much bigger.
02:31Like, every little thing is so much bigger than you could ever imagine.
02:35People are freaky.
02:37That's, I just, even the screenshots of that, that may be.
02:41I know, it's so disgusting.
02:41What are those two doing all the lesbians?
02:43Lesbians.
02:44Oh, lesbians are doing it.
02:45This is disturbing.
02:50Like, I got a real.
02:51I won't, I'm not, I don't have it on.
02:53I had a girlfriend that would, like, whenever she'd take, like, a bite of ice cream or something,
02:58and she'd be like, or, like, take my spoon and get some ice cream.
03:01Yeah.
03:01I always leave a little bit of ice cream on the spoon.
03:03I couldn't do it.
03:04I couldn't do it.
03:05No.
03:05No, Chuck, don't.
03:06Why?
03:06Okay, we don't need to see this Asian.
03:08Oh, my God.
03:09No.
03:10Ew, is that an egg?
03:11Is that a hard-boiled egg?
03:12What is it?
03:15I will throw up.
03:17I will, too, Chuck.
03:18I will, too.
03:18You said it like one of those kids in it.
03:23All right, here we go.
03:25Oh, dude.
03:26I can't even.
03:27Here is the fetish.
03:27Here is the fetish.
03:29No, no, no, no.
03:30Here is the fetish.
03:31Don't, bitch.
03:32Don't, bitch.
03:33Don't.
03:33Don't do it, bitch.
03:35Don't.
03:36Spin it.
03:36Don't spin it.
03:38No.
03:39Do it.
03:40You guys are going to throw up?
03:44Oh, no.
03:45He loves it.
03:46I'm real close.
03:47He loves it.
03:47Oh, my God.
03:48I saw it again.
03:49Yeah, he loves it.
03:51Who will throw up first?
03:52I will.
03:52Andy or Dave?
03:54I'm not even kidding.
03:55Hey, James, are you watching this?
03:57Yeah, I'm fine.
03:58What are you doing?
03:58You don't care about this?
03:59It's gross.
04:00I just took a big, long drink from my Gatorade.
04:02I think I'm fine.
04:04Oh, Chuck, enough.
04:04Okay, it's got to go.
04:05It's got to go.
04:06That one was a bad one.
04:07That last thing was a bad one.
04:08I can't.
04:09I can't do it anymore.
04:10That was honestly the closest I've come to throwing up on this show.
04:13Oh, yeah.
04:14You didn't see the food stuff.
04:16I told you I got a weird.
04:19Oh, just thinking about it makes me want to.
04:25I mean, it's made my stomach upset.
04:26I'm more grossed up.
04:27I was seeing the food all chewed up in the girl's mouth.
04:30Yeah, that's gross, too.
04:32Even before spitting it out.
04:33Spitting it out, to me, is less gross than seeing her mouth and all that crap in there.
04:36Yeah, because, like I said, they tell you what she's eating.
04:40So they'll be like, Diana, whoever this Diana chick is, Diana eats Oreo.
04:46And then just the open mouth Oreo.
04:51That slop.
04:52Oh, man.
04:53Chunky slop in her mouth.
04:54It's a weird way to make money.
04:56Those ladies doing this.
04:57Well, see, the thing is, I mean, everybody picks their niche, you know.
05:00I guess.
05:01Everyone picks their niche.
05:03Oh, God.
05:03If you're not afraid.
05:04Like, because the real horrible person in those videos is that guy.
05:10Yeah.
05:10He's just taking it.
05:11The food shucker.
05:12He's just taking it.
05:13There is an SNL sketch where they did this.
05:15I couldn't even watch that.
05:16Oh, yeah.
05:19That's bad.
05:20It was actually the gong show with Michael Myers when he brought it back.
05:23There was two people that would do that with the food.
05:26They would chew up the food and pass it back and forth.
05:28Oh, my God.
05:29Okay.
05:29Remember.
05:29Let's get off this now.
05:30Remember the story of the guy.
05:32Let's get off this now.