Dave is afraid of clowns so the show decided to scare him on-air with a clown.
Shot & Edited by: Hightower
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00:00Hey, it's Chuck from Dave and Chuck the Freak, and everybody knows Dave is petrified of clowns.
00:05So, we've got Overly Straight Guy Ken to dress up like a clown, super creepy, come in here
00:10and scare the crap out of Dave.
00:12Everyone knows this is going down but Dave, so check this out.
00:20Hi Dave!
00:24Wanna come out please?
00:30Dave and Chuck the Freak's pervert of the day.
00:35Oh my god, there is a clown outside.
00:37What?
00:38There is a clown outside.
00:39What is going on?
00:40Are you kidding me right now?
00:41What is it?
00:42You're kidding me!
00:43There is a clown outside the window!
00:47Oh my god!
00:48What is it saying?
00:49What's happening?
00:51What the hell?
00:53What is it saying?
00:54What is it sign saying?
00:55Oh my god!
00:56Oh my god, the clown is just walking away!
01:02What's happening?
01:06Call 911!
01:07What is that- James, what is that clown doing?
01:09He's trying to hop the fence!
01:11No, he's not.
01:12Yes, he's trying to get in here!
01:14What the hell?
01:15What?
01:18Oh my god, you guys, I'm freaked out.
01:19What's happening?
01:20I can't see, I can't even see.
01:21What does this sign say?
01:22I don't know.
01:23What does the sign say?
01:27What does the sign say, Dave?
01:30What?
01:31What is that?
01:32I don't go out there.
01:33Don't go out there.
01:34I'm so creeped out right now.
01:35What the hell is happening?
01:36Who is that?
01:37The clown is trying to get in here!
01:38He's at the gate!
01:39He's at the gate!
01:40He's at the gate!
01:41No!
01:42He's trying to get in the building!
01:45He's trying to climb the gate!
01:46Where do we go?!
01:49Is there a bombshelter?
01:50Turn the lights off!
01:51Turn the lights off!
01:53He can't see us!
01:54Oh, James!
01:55James is on top!
01:56Oh my god!
01:57James is on top!
01:58What are you doing?!
02:00That guy could have a gun or something.
02:01What is he doing?
02:02Why is he going out there?
02:03James!
02:04Come back!
02:05They're a clown!
02:06James, get back in here!
02:08Here he comes.
02:09James, get back in here!
02:10I don't know who the hell that is!
02:11James!
02:12Uh-oh.
02:14What?
02:15James, what's happening?
02:17Time.
02:18This is really scary.
02:21The sign says midnight was here.
02:23Hi, Dave.
02:24Oh my god!
02:27No way!
02:29And then I just yelled,
02:30Hey, what's going on?
02:31What do you want?
02:32He wants to talk to Dave.
02:33No, he's not!
02:34No way!
02:35There is no-
02:36That guy could want to kill me!
02:40Are you kidding?!
02:41Okay, this is bulletproof glass, you guys.
02:43Remember?
02:44What do we have to do?
02:45Yeah, don't tell him.
02:46Oh yeah.
02:47It's locked.
02:48I don't know.
02:49I didn't see a vehicle.
02:50I didn't see anything.
02:51He came from this way!
02:52No, he was right behind us.
02:53Yes, he was there!
02:54Right behind me!
02:55I turned around, there's a clown with a sign in the dark!
03:00Geez, this is some sort of sick joke by the staff here at the Riff.
03:04Let's take a break.
03:06No, let's take a break!
03:07Look, we gotta figure out what's going on here.
03:08Yeah.
03:09If this guy's legit, if this is a joke, or if he's actually insane.
03:12Okay.
03:13I'm about to pee my pants.
03:16I'm paranoid about every car that drives by.
03:17No, but now we just don't know where the clown went.
03:19No, I don't know where the clown is.
03:22I don't know where the clown is.
03:23Okay, take a break.
03:24Alright, here's a break.
03:25Previously, on Dave and Chuck DeFreeze,
03:28It was Sexy Wednesday, so I played-
03:30Hey everybody!
03:31Round two!
03:32What's up, Dave?
03:34I'm going now.
03:35Are y'all excited?
03:36Oh my god, is this nice?
03:37We're right there by the bathroom, though.
03:39Oh, look at me.
03:40By myself in row 29, with some unknown person.
03:43Look at where we are, Dave.
03:44We're right there, next to the bathroom.
03:46We can just get up and go to the bathroom.
03:47I had nothing to do with it.
03:48The last I checked, going home might be different.
03:51And so, Dave, are you against the wall, too?
03:53Like, you don't have the aisle seat?
03:54I'm by the window in the back of the plane!
03:59Oh my god!
04:00What?!
04:01Oh, the clown!
04:02There's a clown outside!
04:04There's a clown!
04:05Oh my god!
04:07Oh my god!
04:09Oh my god!
04:10Oh my god!
04:11Oh my god!
04:12What in the hell is that?
04:14How did he get in?
04:15Oh, there's a clown with balloons!
04:16There's a clown with balloons!
04:17There's a clown with balloons!
04:18Where's she?
04:21Oh, get out!
04:22Get out!
04:23Oh my god!
04:25Oh my god!
04:26Who is that?
04:30Is that someone we know?
04:31I don't know.
04:32I don't know.
04:35You didn't say hi to him.
04:36Who is that?
04:37I didn't say hi to him.
04:38Oh, he's gone.
04:39Where is he going?
04:40Oh, he is going out.
04:41See, I told you he found that gate!
04:43He almost got his balloons caught in there.
04:44He's going to the gate!
04:45You guys!
04:46Is he going to moon us?
04:47Oh, I thought he was going to moon us!
04:48Who is that?!
04:49How did he get in here?!
04:50The gate gets open!
04:51He's left the balloons!
04:52How did he get in here?!
04:53The gate gets open!
04:54The gate gets open!
04:56He's left the balloons.
04:57James, he left the-
04:58No, but okay, but listen, there's a security problem here if a clown can just get into the courtyard.
05:02I heard that gate.
05:03The gate is open.
05:04That gate wasn't open earlier.
05:05I'll go talk to Sherry and I'll see if he can get that lock or whatever put back on the gate.
05:11What?
05:12Lock it!
05:13There's a clown!
05:14Who needs a lock?
05:15There's a clown in here!
05:16A lot of creepy balloons behind, too.
05:17This is-
05:18Okay, listen.
05:19You know what I'm going to do?
05:20What are you going to do?
05:22We're going to have to take a break and figure this out because-
05:25That's not right.
05:26All jokes aside, there's no way someone should be able to access this part of the building.
05:30He got in here somehow and we've got to figure out what's going on.
05:32Whether this is a joke or not-
05:34Okay.
05:35We just got to figure out what's up.
05:36Yeah.
05:37So we'll take a break and we'll come back in.
05:38Okay.
05:39Yep.
05:40And we're the three best friends that anybody could have-
05:42And a picture of Walter.
05:45It's up on the website.
05:46You can check it out when you get a chance.
05:48Starbucks is asking customers not to bring their guns into their stores.
05:52Oh, that's so nice.
05:53But then how am I supposed to protect myself from the wild bands of white chicks thirsty for their pumpkin spice lattes?
05:58What was that noise?
05:59What was that noise?
06:01Oh for god's sakes!
06:02What?
06:03What?!
06:04What?!
06:05What?!
06:06Don't go by me!
06:07Ken, you son of a bitch!
06:08Don't swear.
06:10Ken was the clown!
06:11Ken.
06:12Oh, Ken.
06:13I hate everyone here.
06:15Oh, Ken, Lisa.
06:16Oh, Ken?
06:17Why?
06:18I don't know what you're talking about!
06:19Oh, Ken.
06:21I hate everyone here.
06:24Oh, Ken, Lisa.
06:26Oh, Ken.
06:27Why?
06:28I don't know what you're talking about!
06:29I don't know what you're talking about!
06:31I'm pretty sure that someone sat down here a couple days ago going,
06:34How do I need to play this?
06:36You didn't have to say he had a gun!
06:38I heard you say that!
06:40You guys were all in on this!
06:42Ow, you bastards!
06:44Oh yeah!
06:46Oh yeah!
06:48Ken, amazing job!
06:50Amazing job!
06:52I hate you all!
06:53No, I effing hate you guys!
06:55I swore to you that if you ever did this to me...
06:57Oh, it's on now!
06:59You better watch your backs!
07:00Oh, the best!
07:01Did you know about this too, Jay?
07:03Yes, of course!
07:04He's saying no.
07:06Of course!
07:09Man, why do you think I've been working so late?
07:11I've been here so late the last few days,
07:13because we had to wait until you leave to set this all up.
07:16I had to move my chair from the other end of the room
07:18because I heard a honking clown horn!
07:20I honestly can't believe you guys were in on this too,
07:22because I believed you.
07:24I believed you.
07:25Oh, I know.
07:26That was the best acting job you two have ever done in your life.
07:28And James?
07:29I thought it was pretty good acting.
07:31Hey, hey!
07:32He's got his shirt on!
07:33That's the best!
07:34Oh, he's got his shirt on!
07:37Oh, I love it!
07:38Wow, did you buy that hook, line, and sinker?
07:41You sons of bitches.
07:42Oh, man!
07:43We came up with a perfect plan.
07:46The sign!
07:47Man.
07:48I thought it was really good acting.
07:49That old station isn't looking so bad now, is it?
07:51You did a great job.
07:56For the record, Mark gave me strict instructions.
07:58Do not hit the morning show.
08:00If he attacks you, you gotta take it.
08:03You have to let him do it.
08:04And I'm like, alright.
08:05If you had to come into the studio, I would've attacked you.
08:07I'm gonna tell you right now.
08:09Oh, yeah, right!
08:10That hook, he went behind me!
08:12He saved me, Lisa!
08:13He saved me, Lisa!
08:14He saved me, Lisa!
08:15I'll say this.
08:16From that side, and no one can see where I'm pointing,
08:18I came up behind you guys this morning.
08:20Yeah.
08:21You screamed so loud, I could hear you on the monitors out in the patio.
08:23Yeah.
08:24Over here.
08:25There is a clown in the dark, six feet behind me.
08:28In the dark, it was really scary.
08:30In the dark.
08:31Oh, yeah.
08:32It was when you shake in the gate.
08:33I thought for sure.
08:34I would've known if you guys ever would've.
08:36You are the greatest effing a-hole actors on the history of the planet.
08:39Thank you, Dave.
08:40Thank you very much.
08:41Thank you, thank you.
08:42But look out, because your worst fears.
08:44This studio's gonna be filled with fat chicks tomorrow, Chuck.
08:46I'm gonna work it out.
08:48No!
08:49500 of the largest women I can find.
08:51No!
08:52You want to be able to squeeze yourself in here.
08:54Guess I'll be working late again tonight.
08:56Yeah.
08:57James, find 500 large women.
08:59Yeah, can I get a large coffee with, uh, three cream, three sugar,
09:03and a medium coffee with just two cream?
09:06Medium coffee with cream?
09:07Yup.
09:08Okay.
09:09Cheers.
09:10Alright, I'll get down.
09:11Alright.
09:12F***!
09:13Another one!
09:16You