Wacky News: Gas Hoarders, A Fake Funeral and Free Criminal Cookies!
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00:00Q105, the search has been on all afternoon long to find knuckleheads to put in the news this afternoon.
00:05And I thought about all those people that were putting gasoline in plastic bags and putting them in the back of their car.
00:11Oh, yeah.
00:11But I had to post that on social media.
00:14That's just too crazy.
00:15It's dumb.
00:16Don't do it.
00:16Don't do that kind of thing.
00:18And don't be out there topping off your tank because you're doing nothing but drying out our tanks here.
00:22And there's no reason for it because we don't get fuel from that pipeline that's down.
00:26Yeah, yeah.
00:27Our fuel comes in from barges to the port.
00:29Right.
00:30Don't be hoarding gasoline.
00:31Nope, not at all.
00:32All right, let's have some fun, though.
00:33We did find some good, fun, wacky news stories for the afternoon.
00:36This is what you call extreme revenge.
00:38A woman named Thea Loveridge posted on TikTok about how she got revenge on her ex-boyfriend's mistress.
00:45She says right after she and her ex-boyfriend had a baby, she found out that he had been cheating on her the whole time with his ex-girlfriend.
00:54So she broke up with him and he went to jail.
00:57The guy's mistress kept sending him messages trying to figure out why he wasn't contacting her.
01:03So Thea told this woman that he died and she even staged a fake funeral.
01:08Oh, no!
01:09So now it's three years later and she says this mistress, this girl, still posts on Facebook about how much she misses him and how sad she is that she couldn't help him or save him.
01:20The video's gone viral now and this is probably when the mistress is going to find out the truth.
01:24Oh, yeah!
01:26Eventually it will come out.
01:27Let there be no doubt about that.
01:29I think so.
01:29All right.
01:30Now here is a genius way to get a knucklehead.
01:34This guy came into a bakery up in Milwaukee and robbed a place.
01:39He broke in, stole cash, stole equipment, did all of this, and the surveillance cameras were doing what they're supposed to be doing.
01:48They got a really nice shot of the guy.
01:51But the cops said, we can't identify this guy.
01:54So the people at the bakery pulled off a good one.
01:58You know, because these days with cakes and cookies and whatever, you can transfer images over to a cake or to a cookie.
02:05Yeah, I've seen that.
02:06So what they did is they started baking up cookies and putting this guy's picture on the cookies.
02:13Ooh, that's smart.
02:14And then they gave the cookies out to everybody for free.
02:16Yeah.
02:17And, of course, people immediately started posting him up on social media.
02:21Didn't take long.
02:22Somebody on Facebook said, ooh.
02:25I know that guy.
02:26I know who that knucklehead is.
02:28He's been identified.
02:29Now that the police know who he is, they are about to track him down.
02:33Oh, that's so smart.
02:34And everyone got a free cookie.