Part 6 of 8 of the 2nd series. Nick and Richard call in the bailiff to get rid of the Purvis brothers once and for all. The brothers strike back with an elaborate scheme.
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00:00The End
00:30You said what? You swore on your Labrador's life today. Hello?
00:44Hit. Hit, hold on.
00:49Accelerators on the right.
00:52Right, keep coming. Keep coming.
00:55No, no, no!
00:57I take it he hasn't heard from Viv yet.
01:00Correct.
01:01Seems pretty upset.
01:03Good God, Holmes, how did you come up with that conclusion?
01:07Do you lads actually do this for a living or what? It's just a hobby, is he?
01:10Am I? Am I?
01:11That's what I do.
01:12Yes, I'm still here.
01:13Come on, straighten up, run.
01:15Well, when then?
01:17Great, thank you so much.
01:19More joyous news. No kitchen units, Felicis.
01:23Right.
01:24Waste of space number one, take waste of space number two.
01:27Go and install the kitchen, will ya?
01:31Cover up!
01:32Left there, down!
01:34Cover up!
01:38Keep coming!
01:39No!
01:41I'm sorry, I'm sure I just said...
01:48Oh, Hanlon's van's knackered. He can't deliver the units.
01:52Well, pick them up yourself. Initiative, Trevor!
01:55He wants cash up front. We're skint.
02:01We're more than skint.
02:03What about the down payment that Lizzy gave us?
02:05Gone!
02:06Petty cash?
02:07Gone. Disappeared, just disappeared.
02:09So, what about the units?
02:13Try the Trevor Charm offensive.
02:15It's our last weapon.
02:16God help us!
02:17Oh, God.
02:18Take away yourself.
02:26What?
02:27What?
02:28What?
02:29Just ring her.
02:30Get her!
02:31Get her!
02:32Get her!
02:33Go!
02:34No, please.
02:36I'll let it...
02:38James, when we first talked about this job,
02:42you wanted me in London because you said you needed me on site.
02:43No, James!
02:44Wait!
02:45Viv!
02:46Mr Purvis on, too.
02:48Joe!
02:49Oh, damn...
02:50Um...
02:51Stall him, put him on hold.
02:52No, no, no, don't.
02:53I'll take it.
02:54Oh, damn, um, stall him, put him on hold.
02:57No, no, no, don't, I'll take it, I'll take it.
02:59James? Yeah, can I call you back?
03:03Oh, James, that simply is not true.
03:05She's just finishing another call.
03:07Can I just put you on hold for a moment?
03:08No, it's OK. It wasn't important.
03:11Just tell her around, will you?
03:16James, I'll call you straight back.
03:19Yeah.
03:20James?
03:22Bye.
03:24Joe?
03:28Joe?
03:30Wages? What wages?
03:32My last pay packet.
03:34Oh, come on, Nick, be fair.
03:35Fair? That's rich.
03:37You walked out on us, Claire.
03:38Do you remember?
03:39Your own family and your walks.
03:41And for what?
03:42For that long streak of misery, Trevor Purvis.
03:45And now you want a handout.
03:47God, you've got that bloody cheap.
03:48You owe me that money.
03:49Yeah, what about what you owe us?
03:51Loyalty, respect.
03:52Nick, this is embarrassing.
03:53Yeah, you're right.
03:54It is.
03:54You're embarrassing me.
03:56You're all grown up.
03:57Why don't you behave like it, little sister?
03:59Stop sponging off family.
04:02Leave me alone to get on with some work.
04:03Get it, mate.
04:04No, my patience has run out.
04:17I invoiced them two weeks ago.
04:20Yeah.
04:22Yeah.
04:24Just hold on a minute.
04:25Sorry, Sam.
04:26This is private.
04:28Go and play.
04:28That's a good boy.
04:29And Sam.
04:31Shoes.
04:32But they're clean.
04:34You know the rules.
04:35No shoes in the house.
04:42Yes, sir.
04:43I understand the party in question.
04:47There's money left right and centre.
04:50Yeah.
04:52Purvis and Purvis.
04:53I think it's time for the bailiff, Sebastian, don't you?
04:59That's right.
05:01Joe Purvis.
05:02And I want him hammered.
05:08I oversleeped, did you?
05:11Shouldn't you be at work?
05:13I'm just in the middle of a very acrimonious divorce case.
05:16I have a mountain of stuff to read.
05:18And anyway, the office is so dull.
05:20You mean you're skiving?
05:22You said to tell me she'd crack the whip.
05:24Poor Audrey's too busy falling for men called Barry.
05:27She's just been ditched by number four.
05:29Barry?
05:29The kitchen is going to be finished by the time Lizzie gets back, isn't it?
05:34Oh, Trevor's on the job.
05:35You know him.
05:37Totally dependable.
05:44Permission to come aboard?
05:45Trevor.
05:48Oh, sorry.
05:49I've just been topping onions.
05:52Right.
05:55What's all this?
05:57Emergency supplies.
05:58Oh, Trevor.
05:59Oh, look, I know your skin.
06:00It's now to be embarrassed about.
06:02Now, that bag's for the freezer.
06:06And that one's bathroom stuff.
06:11You think of everything.
06:14We've had our first note.
06:19To whom it may concern.
06:21Is that really necessary?
06:27Next time we're overcome by a fit of lust, we must remember that sound carries over water.
06:33Look, I'll go around and apologise if you like.
06:36Oh, forget it.
06:38It isn't that that's got you all bothered, though, is it?
06:41No.
06:42Nick, I'll bet, yeah?
06:46What's he said now?
06:48Nothing I haven't heard before.
06:50I'm a parasite, let the family down.
06:53I know I shouldn't speak badly of your own flesh and blood.
06:55Feel free.
06:57He's a shit.
07:02Sam, this is a listed building.
07:05One of the first concrete houses in Britain.
07:07It's a white box.
07:09Don't be petulant.
07:10I've got people coming to take pictures of it for a magazine.
07:13Whoopi.
07:14Whoopi.
07:16Now, er, bad news, I'm afraid.
07:19About the holiday.
07:21Something's come up.
07:23But you told Mum and everything.
07:26You said she was free to take the job in London.
07:28Or did we all go in scuba diving?
07:30I have to go to Germany, Sam.
07:32It's business.
07:34It's not fair.
07:36Sam, Sam.
07:37Many years ago, a wise man told me there's only one rule in life, just one.
07:41Three words long, and the words never change.
07:45Do you know what that iron rule is?
07:47Dad always cancels.
07:49No, the rule is it isn't fair, with the emphasis on isn't.
07:53It isn't fair, Sam.
07:55Life, business, love, any of it.
08:00It's a tough lesson, but the sooner you learn it, the better you cope.
08:05Come on, Tiger.
08:09I don't pay you to go to bookies.
08:11It was a dead cert at six to one.
08:13I had to back it.
08:14It's like I didn't have a choice.
08:15Oh.
08:17I'm mad taking you on in the first place.
08:18An ex-con man out of prison.
08:19Need me head examined.
08:21I mean, you do realise if you weren't a mate of Travis, you'd be out the door.
08:24Well, that's the point.
08:25Till he gets back, we were just hanging about anyway.
08:33Come on, that big box.
08:35Look pretty.
08:36It was on the walk past.
08:37Well, something came up with Claire.
08:39I believe you.
08:41Nick's had a right go at it.
08:42I'm going to have to have a word with him.
08:43Sort something out.
08:45You don't sort problems out, Trevor.
08:46You create them.
08:47Where have you been?
08:47Well...
08:48Oh, I'm not interested.
08:49Not really.
08:50Not exactly lightweight, there, is it?
08:52Nick's had a real go at Claire.
08:53I'll have a go at you if you don't get your finger out, lad.
08:55There's no need for that sort of attitude.
08:57No need?
08:58Listen, Trevor.
08:58I've had you and this job up to here.
09:00You know what?
09:00I wish I was taller.
09:01But if you push me, lad...
09:02Joe, I'm sorry that things didn't work out with you and Viv,
09:05but you taking it out on everybody else really isn't on!
09:11If my arm's got any longer, I'm going to be able to tie my legs as standing up.
09:14Shift.
09:15Come on!
09:16Do you have purpose?
09:25Stick it on here.
09:28Simon?
09:30I'll give Bill a hand with the rest.
09:43Contrary to popular opinion, I do work for a living and I haven't got all day.
09:47Look, it was a terrible thing to do.
09:51It was Tina's idea.
09:53It was a stupid lie.
09:55I'm sorry.
09:56It was just a joke.
09:58No, no, no, no, no.
09:59There's a difference between a joke and telling somebody that you're pregnant.
10:05Can we go for a drink?
10:07Just go home, Becky.
10:13Not into school, girls.
10:16Well, obviously we haven't spoke to our solicitors yet.
10:28Bastard!
10:28You two, follow me.
10:39Trying to find Joe Purvis.
10:41Do you know him?
10:41Yeah, I know him.
10:43Is that him there?
10:43Yeah, that's him right there.
10:44Okay, you two.
10:45You sort that out over there, alright?
10:47Mr Joe Purvis.
10:49Yeah?
10:50George Punt, bailiff.
10:53You're aware it's 8,000 pounds, Mr Purvis?
10:568,000.
10:57That's why we're here.
10:58Well, let us finish the school.
10:59That's 250,000.
11:00You'll get your 8,000 plus interest.
11:01It's gone too far, Mr Purvis.
11:03You know we tried...
11:04It's like being a Christian in ancient Rome, isn't it?
11:07There.
11:07Awaiting the announcement of the Emperor.
11:11Thumbs up.
11:11Bye-down.
11:13Didn't know you were an expert.
11:15Oh, aye.
11:16Never miss a gladiator movie, mate.
11:18You two, take it down.
11:21Oh, dear.
11:23Right.
11:24Looks like the lions are unwrapping the serviettes.
11:28Sorry, Mr Purvis.
11:30It's too late.
11:38Well?
11:39Well, we can't do any more work without any cash, can we?
11:44Richard has well and truly shabbed it well.
11:48So what are you going to do?
11:51Really?
11:54I'm going to talk to the bastard.
11:57Joe.
11:59Joe.
12:18Well, is this it?
12:21Take a wild guess, Trevor.
12:29Come on, Richard.
12:49Just want to chat.
12:52He's not in.
12:52Come on, let's go.
12:53In a minute.
12:54Hey, hey, careful.
12:56You've probably got state-of-the-art security in that.
13:02I doubt it.
13:03Why?
13:05Well, not much point to be going to leave the key under the mat, is it?
13:10Well, that's just asking for trouble, that is.
13:12I mean, anyone could walk in.
13:14Just walk in?
13:16Just.
13:17Joe, Joe, no, Joe.
13:19I just want to see where she used to live.
13:34Come on, Joe.
13:35We shouldn't be here.
13:40Joe.
13:42Joe?
13:44In 1348, a bloc called Giovanni de Dondi made a clock representing the sun, the moon, and the five known planets.
13:53I read that in the papers this morning.
13:54Is that it?
14:02I'm lost.
14:04So am I.
14:07That's the point.
14:10700 years on, I can't tell you what day it is.
14:20Listen, George.
14:22You're knackered.
14:24We've had a bad rule of luck.
14:27Trevor, we've had everything bar the seven-year famine and the plague of locusts, man.
14:34Anyway, it's not the job, it's her.
14:38Can't eat.
14:44Smelled the perfume on the plans this morning.
14:48Just faintly, but it was there.
14:50I'm gone bananas, and all she wants is him.
14:58She doesn't.
15:00She's down in London because he set her up.
15:03Well, they're welcome to each other.
15:16Yeah, yeah, calm down, Viv.
15:18I never said it'd be finished in a couple of weeks.
15:22Well, they didn't strike me as rip-off merchants.
15:24You can't blame me for that.
15:28All right.
15:29Sam, do you want to speak to your mum?
15:30No, he's not sulking.
15:35He's busy.
15:36Happy as a lark, honestly.
15:39Yeah, Pippa's fine about looking after him.
15:43Sorry, you're breaking up.
15:46I'll ring you from Germany.
15:47Bye.
15:50Bloody mobiles.
15:51Sam, I'll be back before you know it.
15:58Look after yourself, son.
16:00Thanks.
16:03See you.
16:04That's all we bloody need.
16:18I hear there's been a bit of a hiatus.
16:20Debt's all over town.
16:21What, if you want to borrow some money?
16:23No, we'll be fine, thanks.
16:25Nothing for you to worry your shitty little head about.
16:31Why don't you just go home?
16:34You're out of your league.
16:37You always have been.
16:54Sugar in this petrol tank?
16:57Write his telephone number on a public toilet?
16:59No.
17:00I want to make him look really foolish in front of his lads.
17:08Get him to convert to school, then chuck it in before he makes any profit.
17:12That's pretty foolish.
17:13So what do you think of your dad's place, then?
17:23I hate it.
17:25So does mum.
17:26She calls it the Ice Palace.
17:28She says it gives her the shivers.
17:31The Ice Palace?
17:33Ice Palace.
17:36You'll be upset about the scuba diving, eh?
17:38No.
17:39I'm sure there's good enough reason, Sam.
17:40Your dad is a very busy bloke, you know.
17:42Why do you always stick up for him?
17:45Well, when it comes to being a crab dad, I'm in no position to talk.
17:49Hurry up.
17:49He calls you an oik.
17:54An oik, does he?
17:56He says you're ten a penny, you and Trevor.
17:59Oh, well.
18:00He might just be right there.
18:02Are you scared of him?
18:04No.
18:04Then you should beat him up and marry mum, then.
18:11Marry?
18:13Oh, mind games.
18:15That's your tactics.
18:17Good basket.
18:18Why don't you?
18:21Well, Sam, there are times for fighting.
18:23There's also times to stand back.
18:26Take a deep breath.
18:28Just walk away.
18:31Joe!
18:33Joe!
18:34Come on!
18:55I think she'd never have got this far, Mr Purvis.
19:00Look, between you and me, you've made some very powerful enemies in this town.
19:04What does it say?
19:11It says they can impound our possessions, Trevor.
19:15But what it really says is people like Nick Costello and Richard, they don't want us here.
19:20And they're willing to play rough.
19:22This isn't playing, Trevor.
19:25This is war.
19:26It's a bad dream.
19:52No, it's real.
19:53No, it's real.
19:56I don't like it.
20:00Hey, hey, hey!
20:02Nearly had me nose off there.
20:03But if you're going to cob plain, then you can bugger off the old lass's boat.
20:07Right, you two shave.
20:08I'll shower.
20:08There's no hot water.
20:10It's fine.
20:11It's not a problem.
20:14Seems a bit more cheery.
20:15Oh, no.
20:17It's what really worries me.
20:19We're going on the offensive.
20:21Can't beat it.
20:22Foxtrot Alpha Romeo Tango.
20:41The target has reached the combat zone.
20:45Park it in.
20:47You didn't do the noise.
20:48This isn't a game, Trev.
20:54How clever he always eats at the bar.
20:57We'll just give him a couple of minutes, shall we?
20:59Let's let him sit down and get comfortable.
21:03The sting is imminent.
21:05Confirm, the sting is imminent.
21:13He's going in.
21:16Right then.
21:18Oh, this is fantastic, Trev.
21:32Could be worth a fortune.
21:33But we're not painters and decorators.
21:36Stop talking like an old woman.
21:37It's in the bag.
21:38I mean, he works for the big hotel.
21:39Change one nod from him.
21:40We could be millionaires.
21:42If he likes us.
21:43How much are we going to quote him?
21:51That seems very low.
21:53You reckon?
21:54Well, he's loaded.
21:55Had another couple of grand on at least.
21:58Really?
21:59That's my instinct.
22:01Well, let's go with it, Trev.
22:02It's got us this far.
22:05Tell you, Trev, this could save our lives.
22:07Phew.
22:07Let's go.
22:09Hello there.
22:34Would it be possible to talk to Mr. William Sykes, please?
22:43Yes!
22:44You see, that's the problem with a mob like the Purvis brothers.
22:48Well, a rabble, really.
22:50They always charge a fortune.
22:51Too many cheaps, not enough Indians.
22:53Whereas my boys, they do exactly as I say.
22:56I've got a magic word for you.
22:58Hey, what's that?
22:59Psychodelia.
23:01It's the wife's idea originally, but I wanted to surprise her with it.
23:04Hmm.
23:05Say no more.
23:07What do you think?
23:08Bold, eh?
23:09It certainly is.
23:10But can you handle it?
23:12Well, it's a big job.
23:15Need a few extra lads to get it done on time.
23:16Is that a problem?
23:18I can have a hand-picked squad here today.
23:21Phone call away.
23:22But you'll be in charge.
23:24Yeah, of course.
23:42Yes!
23:43Get in there.
23:46Have you heard from your mum?
23:52How's London treating her?
23:54She's really pissed off with Dad.
23:56Hey!
23:58Language.
24:00They had another huge row on the phone.
24:04And you're still not going to do anything.
24:06Watch this space.
24:26Look, there's no chance this is a wind-up.
24:30What'd you take me for?
24:31Would you get cracking?
24:31It's great.
24:48Fantastic.
24:50I can't wait to see his face.
24:52You know he's going to go through the roof, don't you?
24:54Good.
24:55I hope he gets so mad he bursts a blood vessel, even though he is your brother.
24:59I think you'll find you're the one who's mad.
25:04Mad as in hatter.
25:06Or mad as in dangerously unpredictable with a wild streak of untamed sexual energy.
25:13Oh, the latter, naturally.
25:14I should think so.
25:15Nick.
25:16I thought I could show you some of the shots that we've taken of what we've done so far.
25:43I could come to your office in the morning.
25:44My office?
25:47Well, why don't I meet you around the house?
25:50No.
25:51No, don't worry.
25:52I'd rather let the lads get on with it, actually.
25:55I can easily pop in and see you.
25:58Well, if you're going to be in town, I could come around the Costello's.
26:01Well, what, is there a problem in coming to your office?
26:06No, not at all.
26:08Here's my address.
26:09Got a pen?
26:12Yep.
26:13Gotcha.
26:14Okay.
26:16Look forward to it.
26:17Bye.
26:21Well, that's buggered it.
26:22Nick's on to us.
26:23He'll turn up at Tom's office and Tom will blow the gaff.
26:27Tom's never there.
26:28Morning, Albert.
26:42Morning, mister.
26:44It's Fosser.
26:45Hi, Albert.
26:46Remember where Tom's office is again, please.
26:48Always get lost, didn't you?
26:50Second floor, turn right.
26:52Mister...
26:52Me, mister Newman.
26:53Mister Sight.
26:55He's representing Mr. Lawrence.
26:56Yeah, well, hang on a minute.
26:56Help, help.
26:57I'll be out of here in a second.
27:03Oh, that's a pity.
27:04I was hoping I could ask you about, um...
27:07Oh, never mind.
27:08You'll live with us.
27:09What?
27:09Look, it's just Lizzie's got this mad idea about planting a tree in the garden.
27:16A tree?
27:17Sir?
27:19Well, it's right outside your bedroom window.
27:21Oh, you should see what she wants us to do with her home.
27:29What?
27:34This is mission control.
27:36All clear out here.
27:37No sign of Nick yet.
27:39That's a ten-fold mission control.
27:41Roger, mission control.
27:42I'm going in.
27:43I repeat, I'm going in.
27:51Audrey?
27:53Yes?
27:56I'll work upstairs.
27:58Tom's been on the phone in a panic.
28:00Left this behind in my office.
28:02He's got a memory and a sieve.
28:03And he's asked me to ask you to take it round to him.
28:06By hand?
28:09Yeah, well, I offered.
28:10But he said because of legal reasons.
28:13Had to be somebody from the firm.
28:15Something to do with confidentiality.
28:18Won't tell anyone, will you?
28:21Uh, this is the address to, uh, take it to.
28:26That figures.
28:28I'm due to take a break anyway.
28:30He said you were a gem.
28:34What did you say your name was?
28:37It's Barry.
28:49We're in.
28:51Roger.
28:54Well, like all this, if this gets any higher, then you're going to be blocking your flow
28:57of energies into the garden.
28:58Energy?
28:59Yeah, you know, like mirrors on walls and water and the easter thing.
29:03Venturi.
29:03I am a black belt mate.
29:04I doubt it somehow.
29:06No, but don't forget, we're builders.
29:08So?
29:08So, like the, um, masons and the, uh, mysterious orient, oh, it's all linked, you know?
29:13Look, I've got to go.
29:14Uh, aye, all clear.
29:17Shit, shit, shit.
29:22Joe, Nick's car's just pulled up.
29:25Don't panic, Trevor.
29:26Don't panic.
29:30Shit!
29:30Oh, Nick, I just popped out for a coffee this way.
29:35All right, Albert?
29:38Fine, Mr. Sykes.
29:39Like you said, a simple paint job.
29:46You should be thrilled.
29:49As a matter of fact, there is something else, as well as a painting.
29:53I don't know if you can handle it.
29:57I've got another magic word for you.
29:59Oh, yeah.
30:01Like psychedelia.
30:03Is it pop art?
30:04Action paintings?
30:06Patio.
30:13Oh, no.
30:19That kitchen will never be finished.
30:21Well, look, I was passing, and I thought I'd pop in for a chat.
30:24It's, uh, a bit delicate.
30:25It's about me son, uh, Daniel.
30:28The whole custody thing.
30:30Warm, isn't it?
30:32That's a massive area.
30:34My Yorkstone, 500 square yards.
30:37It's worth the best part of 20 grand.
30:39Well, money's no object.
30:40As long as it can be done ASAP.
30:44Well, I need an advance.
30:46Take a check.
30:48Not usually.
30:51Worth a try, eh?
30:52Worth a try, eh?
30:52Worth a try, eh?
30:52Oh, yeah.
31:01Ooh.
31:01Oh, yeah.
31:14Oh, yeah.
31:14Okay.
31:14with regards to custody you'll have to talk to someone who understands the canadian system
31:29i can give you a name ian o'shea lovely man personal friend of mine fantastic lawyer
31:36the best you can get here you go ian o'shea
31:41is everything okay trevor fine uh yeah actually i think it is
31:49there you go
31:53well i'd just like to say congratulations to everybody and i'd like to propose a toast
32:00we may be broke we may be homeless but we are never down sweet revenge
32:09sweet revenge
32:12did you get joe mr purvis no reply i've tried half a dozen times
32:31just leave it
32:36you've done me proud and you're quick too
32:43that's a trick in this game you've got to be in and out before the other fella knows what's here you know
32:46richard hello darling
33:05thanks for meeting me
33:08looking gorgeous as usual
33:10it's really good of you
33:11we didn't rush you
33:12no no no great excuse to get back early
33:14germany was deadly dull
33:17and now i get to spend some quality time with my son
33:19can we pick him up on the way
33:21of course
33:22i can't wait to see the house
33:24this is chris our photographer
33:26hi chris
33:27yes i think you're going to be very excited
33:30well it was a complete wreck when i bought the place
33:34it's taken me over ten years to get it how i want it
33:37what
33:38what the hell's that lorry doing in my drive
33:41what's going on
33:47bloody rupture that's what's going on
33:49bloody earn you too if we're not careful
33:51sorry
33:52winterson avenue see
33:54anyone can see that
33:55yeah well
33:55yeah well that's the point you see
33:57according to head office it's winterson drive innit
33:59where what is
34:00where this lot should be
34:01winterson drive me round my bloody bend
34:05not his day poor chap
34:15i wanted to restore it to its original design
34:32in terms of the last detail
34:34perfect concept
34:35for the utilitarian way of life
34:38connell placed the living room in the southeast corner
34:44no no no no pictures
34:52i'll be a laughing stock
35:04nonsense
35:05i won't say anything
35:06no one will ever know
35:08what's happening
35:10oh
35:11hi mum
35:13hello darling
35:14oh
35:16on earth
35:18you knew that london job is a poison chalice from the start
35:35i should have known
35:37i told you the brief was flex
35:38i mean you don't sam with pippa
35:40this ice palace means more to you than your son
35:43it's not on richard
35:44look is there any chance you could cut me the teensiest bit of slack here
35:47you may not have noticed but i have problems too you know
35:50have we got many enemies then sir
35:55this is a bit risky
36:01we'll only have a look there's nobody there
36:03this will be one of our fond memories of brighton trip
36:07do you not want to see it
36:08yeah
36:09good
36:10then relax
36:11what's going on
36:17you've been had mate
36:19i knew this was a wind up
36:23leave it
36:25shit
36:33what
36:34reverse
36:39don't let them see you just hide
36:40so you reckon the purposes
36:51oh
36:52that is ridiculous
36:53who the hell else would dare do it
36:55i want them terry
36:57paid good money for that stone that made me look a prat
37:00i still think this is professional sabotage
37:03aimed at my reputation
37:05can't you see that
37:08sorry
37:09i'm a diy man myself
37:11so they actually used your office
37:19apparently
37:20according to the police they were very professional
37:23yeah well you don't stand a chance against a crack squad like
37:26cheeky buggers there
37:28they must have known that you wouldn't be there
37:30yeah
37:32they might have been watching me for like that
37:34a bit elaborate for a practical joke anyway
37:36hmm
37:37the police seem more concerned about the counterfeit money
37:41and twenty grand's worth of york stone that's gone missing
37:43nice
37:44look i didn't know bill passed funny money to nick i thought he was just a con man
37:52and he was your cellmate trevor
37:54your buddy
37:55twenty grand's worth of stone and where are compasses
37:57hey when daniel goes to canada
38:00they won't let me in with a record
38:02just take your cd
38:03look they don't know we set it up
38:06two builders with geordie accents
38:09well i'll do the identity parade
38:10confuse them
38:11hey stop panicking they can't prove anything
38:15now we're home and dry
38:16hi joe
38:44hi joe
38:46so what is this
38:54clean visit
38:56more than that
38:57can we talk later
39:01definitely
39:03so
39:14basically
39:15the job was a nightmare
39:17i
39:19lost my temper
39:20and
39:21told me so
39:22now you temper
39:24now
39:25so
39:25i'm back
39:26if that's alright with everyone
39:28fine by me
39:30i think it's a very wise move
39:32so
39:32cool
39:32well
39:33don't get all excited
39:35i'm sure we can find a way to celebrate
39:37i'm sure we can find a way to celebrate
39:37oh how's richard
39:44a bit upset
39:45a bit upset
39:46oh
39:46i wanted you to stay on
39:51somebody did a spot of free decorating while he was away
39:55we should find out who they are get them around here we could do with a hand
40:02would you like a chocolate finger
40:04no thanks
40:05no thanks
40:06you're saying you're saying there's nothing the law can do
40:09i'm saying there is no evidence no actual evidence to link them to the paint job
40:13and if there was it's hardly the crime of the century making you look a prat is it
40:17what about the stone
40:18no i'm not making a complaint
40:20very wise nick
40:21though it is on the increase this sort of theft
40:23funnily enough somebody ripped off a builder's merchant in tunbridge wells
40:27yeah all right
40:28for an identical amount of stone
40:30only a few hours before
40:32you made your point
40:33and we heard he sold it on as a job lot
40:35yes yes yes
40:36wise nick
40:37see ya
40:39yes i'm gonna pursue this to the bitter end
40:42yeah don't you worry
40:43so am i
40:44never a dull moment
41:00come on you bastard
41:02get out of here
41:04now
41:05oh hey nick
41:10now you want to touch that or
41:14i've got a little pot of gloss somewhere to do champion for you
41:19you cheeky sod
41:21hey
41:22hey you'll break that
41:24shut up
41:24sure the funny man keeps hitting our bin
41:27i'm sick of you two
41:30all right so i'll paint his house
41:32yeah
41:32shut up
41:33and that would have been witty frankly
41:35but the stone was taking the piss
41:37i mean that stuff is worth twenty grand on the open market
41:40well i'm sure you've got it cheaper but still that's a nasty hole isn't it
41:45nobody takes the piss out of me
41:47time to sell up
41:51oh yeah
41:53i'll find a nick you take richard
42:04well look so i want nick
42:06richard's only dangerous if he shits himself
42:09herb is special
42:11do you
42:13come on then
42:17i've been waiting for this
42:21after three
42:24yeah
42:25one
42:28inside now
42:46and you
42:46go
42:47listen
42:48go
42:48come on richard
42:51that's one inside the teacher's office as a sister
42:53you break into my house
42:56if you use my home and you want me to forget about it
42:58we didn't break in
43:00we used a key
43:01well
43:03at least viv didn't give it to you
43:05viv had nothing to do with it
43:06this is about me and you
43:08look you said you were going to work for free
43:09and you sent me an invoice
43:11and then you send around the bailiffs
43:13and then they take away my homes
43:14good job all i did was pay your freaking worth
43:16but let's leave viv out of this
43:19it's nothing to do with her
43:21we both know that's not true
43:23as for what happens next
43:27well
43:29it's in the hands of my lawyers
43:31it's ordered
43:36good
43:39you set me up your own brother
43:44nick honestly
43:45if i didn't have friends on the force i could be looking at prison now
43:48i mean i know you resented me but i didn't think you'd stoop this bloody load
43:51i swear i had nothing to do with it
43:53bollocks you were all in it together
43:54okay
43:55okay
43:56okay
43:57so
43:58the dog and partridge pub
44:00how did they know that i ate my lunch there eh
44:02eh
44:03because you bloody told them that's why
44:05i never thought we'd do this again
44:13katrina i'll have a field day with the story it won't spread like one for
44:18bitch
44:19ooh
44:20i recognise that tone
44:22i'll just
44:23go away
44:25you see this
44:27it was a joke
44:29remember them
44:31we used to make them
44:32only not often enough
44:34yeah this is not a joke and i refuse to treat it as such
44:38i shall sue
44:39for what
44:41exactly
44:42for every penny i can get
44:44this place will have to be returned to pristine condition for a start
44:48fine
44:49then i'll screw you on the divorce
44:51what
44:54you heard
44:55see how marvellous your ice palace is when a judge asks you to cut it down the middle
44:59i'm just not in the mood to talk
45:06am i just supposed to accept that
45:09come on that's the good thing about this relationship
45:12we talk
45:14all right
45:15nick told me that you calmed that money off him
45:18that he knew all along you and joe
45:20we didn't swear
45:23it was all bill
45:26you believe me don't you
45:31claire
45:37if you don't believe me we've got a problem
45:43well will you calm down
45:49just answer the question will you
45:51is claire wrong or have i been conned by my own brother which is it
45:55it's just nick winding claire
45:56no no no forget about nick i'm talking about you
45:58what you did
45:59is it your fault that i have just left that girl in tears
46:02probably yes probably probably
46:04everything's usually my fault trevor
46:07i mean according to you i'm responsible for what the two world wars and the murder of that rasputin
46:11don't piss about i'm being serious here
46:13now just listen to me
46:14yeah i'm sick of listening to you man
46:16change the tape will ya
46:19i'm warning you
46:22if you have risked my happiness with claire
46:26i'll tear you apart
46:46joe
46:48you're an untrustworthy bastard
46:51what do you mean
46:53you should have been here ten minutes ago
47:03so?
47:04all went as sweet as a nut
47:06my client was delighted with this stone and paid up in cash
47:09real cash this time
47:11i just want to say thanks
47:13with my whack i can set myself up again
47:16oh well that's all i've spilled
47:18you should join me
47:19you're a natural
47:21you could be a full time comm man any day
47:24don't tempt me
47:29so you got the money from somewhere to call off the bailiffs
47:44yeah everybody just calmed down temporarily
47:45it's going to look fantastic viv
47:46hmm
47:47but will anybody buy it?
47:49well they might when they see
47:50hmm
47:51what?
47:52come on
47:56come on
47:57come on
47:58come on
47:59come on
48:06come on
48:07come on
48:21come on
48:22come on
48:23come on
48:24come on
48:25come on
48:26Not bad, eh?
48:42It's amazing.
48:43It's the first thing you wanted, remember?
48:45A garden between the two roofs.
48:47Yeah.
48:52I really missed you.
48:56You're full of surprises, aren't you?
49:05Uh-huh.
49:06Well, sometimes they're the wrong kind of surprises.
49:10Richard's house.
49:11You should have seen his face.
49:14It's such a cheeky thing to do.
49:16Very funny.
49:18Very sexy.
49:19But that's not why I'm here.
49:29I came back to tell you something.
49:33After Richard and I broke up,
49:36I pretended everything was fine.
49:39It was only when I met you I realised how hurt I was.
49:42And I was worried that was going to happen again.
49:45I was scared and...
49:48But I'm not scared anymore.
49:53So, if you still want me,
49:56I want to give us a go.
49:58What do you think?
50:01I want.
50:04Yes.
50:05Yes.
50:05Yes.
50:12Your shirt.
50:36It's a little bit.
50:36Yes.
50:37Yours yet.
50:37Yes.
50:37Yes.
50:37Your shirt.
50:38Yes.
50:39Yes.
50:39Yes.
50:39Yes.
50:39Yes.
50:40Yes.
50:40Yes.
50:40Yes.
50:41Yes.
50:41when you gonna tell him hmm when he wakes up be a nice surprise for him in
50:48the morning
50:50my John boy
50:56piss off Simon
51:20my John boy
51:50my John boy