The Feed for September 9th, 2022
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00:00If it's in your news feed, it's in the feed with Amy and Sean, 1027 VGS.
00:06The dictionary has added new words.
00:09Oh, gosh.
00:10Every year they do this stupid stuff.
00:11Although some of these are so old that it's like, you're finally getting to this?
00:15So, Merriam-Webster, 370 new words to their online dictionary.
00:19Kind of a cop-out.
00:20Yeah.
00:21Print it.
00:22You're so proud of it.
00:24Side hustle.
00:25Now a word, although that's two words.
00:28Work performed for income supplementary to one's primary job.
00:33Cringe.
00:34Love.
00:35So embarrassing.
00:36Awkward as to cause someone to cringe.
00:39MacGyver.
00:41Interesting.
00:42You've heard MacGyver?
00:43Yeah.
00:43Yeah, of course.
00:44MacGyver, to make, form, or repair something with what is conveniently on hand.
00:48But I feel like MacGyver's been, I mean, I was like, that's core memory.
00:51Like, my grandma always watched MacGyver.
00:52And, like, we would, like, so if Patrick fixed something, I'm like, thanks, MacGyver.
00:56Like, that's like.
00:56Well, that's a noun.
00:57But is this used as a verb?
00:59It should be used as a verb, right?
01:00Yeah, I'm assuming.
01:01I just MacGyver'd that.
01:02Something.
01:02Yeah.
01:03Janky.
01:05Very poor quality.
01:08Also, not functioning properly or adequately.
01:10Like me today, I am janky.
01:13Sus.
01:14Sus.
01:14Love sus.
01:15Sus.
01:16I'm a huge fan of sus.
01:17I try to use it as much as I can because whenever I hear Jaden say something, he's 14 years
01:22old and I try to stay cool.
01:24So, that's why I started saying, you'll love to see it.
01:27You'll love to see it.
01:28And I tried so hard.
01:29I used it so, so many times incorrectly that I finally got it down, Pat.
01:34So, you know, if you first, you don't succeed, try, try again.
01:37So, now sus is my new thing.
01:39That's when I'm trying to push hard.
01:40Sus is great.
01:41Among Us really made sus huge.
01:43I was like, yeah, you hate to see it.
01:46Yeah.
01:47But like when something terrible happens to somebody I hate, you hate to see it.
01:51It's beautiful.
01:52Not beautiful.
01:53You're a fan of Halloween?
01:54Yeah.
01:55Do you do all the decorations?
01:56No, I'm fall.
01:57Okay.
01:58You're a general fall leaves person.
02:00Yes.
02:01Leaves.
02:01Leaves and pumpkins.
02:02Fair enough.
02:03And the pumpkin spice out in the candles.
02:05Walt, that said, if you're a fan of Halloween and you don't have your decorations already,
02:09you might be in for a fright due to COVID restrictions locking down parts of China.
02:15Manufacturing of scary decorations like skeletons, the little animatronic things,
02:18they're all in short supply.
02:20Last major shipment was earlier this summer and there doesn't seem to be much on the way.
02:25Leaving us the question, who replaces spirit Halloween?
02:29I know.
02:30What would go in its place?
02:32I don't know.
02:33Goodwill.
02:33Maybe Goodwill.
02:34Maybe.
02:34Maybe.
02:34I don't know.
02:35I just feel like that's aggressive because for the past two weeks, at least, I have been
02:42in TJ Maxx or HomeGoods or whatever and they are full throttle Halloween and fall.
02:47So relax.
02:48If you want it, go get it.
02:49Well, maybe the 25-foot skeleton from that like, you know, Super Bowl person down the
02:55street.
02:55There's always someone to the police there.
02:57Then finally, this guy in Texas.
02:58Oh my goodness.
02:59Okay.
02:59So he called police after his Jeep Cherokee was stolen.
03:02He told police his six-month-old was in the backseat of his car at the gas station he
03:05was at.
03:06He had stepped out of the car.
03:07People ran in, took the car.
03:09Keys were in the ignition, ran off.
03:11The police were hot in the car's trail, picked it up two hours later.
03:14Unfortunately, the baby was nowhere to be found.
03:18Now the story's about where's the baby.
03:20Yeah, yeah, yeah.
03:21One of the relatives called police.
03:24Baby was never in the car.
03:26Baby was fine.
03:2738-year-old Anthony Ray Gray left his car running, got out of the car at the gas station.
03:32Car was stolen.
03:33He made up the part about the baby so he could get the police to respond fast.
03:37Wow.
03:38Wow.
03:39Genius.
03:40Genius.
03:40Genius is being charged now.
03:42So.