The Feed for September 8th, 2022
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00:00In the feed with Amy and Sean, 1027 VGS.
00:05One of my favorite things to watch on YouTube is compilations of the You Are Not the Father dances that all the guys do on Maury.
00:15Right, right. I mean, you can take, like, or when the moms go up and point at, like, noses and things, like, and they're, like, slamming their hand on the TV.
00:26That's your face! That's you!
00:28Oh, well, a woman in Brazil, she, if there was a Maury down there, it's gonna be so good.
00:35The 90-year-old made a sweet love with two different guys on the same day.
00:40She got, she had twins nine months later.
00:44The kids were born. She started having doubts, though, about who the dad could be.
00:47So she had the guy she's with, which is one of those guys, take the DNA test, and it came back positive.
00:53For one of the kids.
00:56Only one.
00:57That's crazy.
00:58That got a lot of use out of that one.
01:01Yeah, I love it.
01:02So then she had that other guy take a test, and he was positive for the other one.
01:06So this happens. It's rare, but it happens.
01:09Two eggs. Bing, boom.
01:12Bing, bong.
01:13Bing, bong, boom.
01:17Plop.
01:17Oh, my God.
01:18Oh, my God.
01:20How does that happen?
01:21It's so crazy.
01:22All right, we go to Washington Nationals game.
01:25Right fielder for the Washington Nationals.
01:27Throwing a ball at some girls that are waiting in the wings to get a ball from one of the players.
01:32Now, you can see here, I've actually got the video up for you now.
01:34Yeah, like 13.
01:35Yeah, one of the girls has a ball already behind her back.
01:38She's hiding it and trying to get another ball.
01:40So she's, you know, okay.
01:41Yeah, she's already sketched.
01:42But watch this five-second clip.
01:43We hit play, and whoop.
01:47Oh, my God.
01:48A random dude in front of all these girls that have to be between the ages of 10 and 13.
01:53For sure.
01:54Trying to get the ball.
01:55Just a random grown-ass man.
01:57Yeah.
01:57Grabs the ball and just dips out.
02:00Did they give the girls another one?
02:01Public enemy number one.
02:03Yeah.
02:03The internet hates this guy.
02:04The Nationals are stepping in.
02:06They're planning on sending that girl an autographed baseball.
02:09That's so crazy.
02:10It really is.
02:11She almost caught it.
02:11She did almost catch it.
02:12No, I mean, no, listen.
02:13She is trampling her little brother.
02:15She is.
02:16But that's okay.
02:19Maybe he should get something, too.
02:20He's probably hurt.
02:21There are, there are, I mean, some people are so obsessed with it.
02:25I would love to get one foul ball.
02:27I've gotten close, but never gotten there.
02:29There's this one kid named Zach Hample.
02:32All he does is go to Major League Baseball Parks and try to catch balls.
02:35Oh, that's cool.
02:36No, it's not.
02:37This guy has a sickness.
02:38You need to see it.
02:39Because he, like, he was, just go to his YouTube channel.
02:43It's out of control.
02:44He's got, like, over 3,000 balls.
02:46Wow, that's crazy.
02:47Hobby, buddy.
02:48Need a hobby.
02:48Other than that, please.
02:49And then finally, although he's making money on it, so I guess it's working.
02:52Finally, we go to Thailand.
02:53A woman tried to save some cash by going to a discount tattoo shop to receive eyebrow tattoos.
02:58It's a form of permanent makeup.
02:59Makes her eyebrows look a little fuller.
03:01Well, she looked in the mirror and realized the artist made a tiny mistake.
03:05He tattooed new eyebrows above her old ones.
03:08She had four eyebrows.
03:12Oh, my God.
03:13So she spent $41 on that.
03:15Well spent.
03:16The artist promised to fix it, but then he closed shop the next day and was never seen again.
03:21She hid for a year.
03:23And then finally, another tattoo artist offered to get rid of the original tattoo and to do it the right way.
03:29So now she's, you know.
03:29What I hear, that's painful.
03:31More painful than getting the tattoo is the removal.
03:34Yeah.
03:35Well, the laser.
03:35I know, man.
03:37Don't want that.