Dave & Chuck the Freak watch video of a woman head-butting a Walmart employee and when an F-bomb slips by Dave, he said that he thought she had said "mucking".
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00:00You know, if you headbutt a Walmart worker, chances are they're coming for you.
00:13Yeah, yeah.
00:13A dispute at a Walmart led to a woman headbutting a Walmart worker.
00:23You gotta know who you're dealing with, number one.
00:26And she did not take that lying down, as you're about to see in here.
00:32Why don't I take your poor ass on about this stuff?
00:34My poor ass.
00:35My poor ass.
00:36You better go on, woman.
00:38Oh, she may have in me if I believe.
00:40Okay, thank you.
00:41I thought so.
00:42I thought she said mucking, but maybe it was.
00:46Probably not.
00:46No one says that in the world.
00:47I mean, who says that?
00:49No one says that ever in the history of time.
00:54Are you mucking with me?
00:56I wish I could say, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:58Oh, go muck yourself.
00:59I don't even think she'd say that, mucking.
01:02Go muck yourself.
01:03Muck off.
01:04Are you mucking with me?
01:05Even your phone doesn't autocorrect the mucking.
01:07My God.
01:08I mean, that was so clear that I was stunned by it.
01:11I might even have to.
01:12I thought, you know, when you want to swear, but you just change up the word a bit.
01:16No one does that in reality.
01:18Yes, they do.
01:18Not if you're working there.
01:20Just because you do, Dave.
01:21Oh, man.
01:23Okay, well, I'm going to turn the door.
01:24Right?
01:25You know, stuff like that?
01:25Yeah, no.
01:26Are you mucking with me?
01:27She is not doing that.
01:29I'm going to turn the sound right off here.
01:31No, but you have to hear it.
01:32No, I don't think so.
01:33That was the only questionable one.
01:35She does see bitch.
01:35There's a couple of bitches.
01:36Do you trust Dave?
01:37I don't trust him.
01:38Do you trust Dave?
01:40Let's play Do You Trust Dave?
01:42No.
01:43Stop.
01:45No.
01:45Think of all those new affiliates, Dave.
01:47Yep.
01:47Oh, they're like, God damn it.
01:49What have we done?
01:51No, they didn't hear it.
01:52Yeah, they did.
01:54No.
01:54They sure did.
01:55Okay.
01:55Welcome.
01:56Here we go.
01:57Listen.
01:58All right.
01:59This is on Dave.
01:59What you got tonight, you got bitch?
02:01You got a bad bitch.
02:03Your mama's a bitch, bitch.
02:05Your mama won.
02:07Your mama won.
02:08Yeah, my mama's a bitch.
02:09Your mama won.
02:10And you come in here messing with me, your mama's a bitch.
02:12Oh.
02:13Oh, so she just head butted her.
02:15That's what my uncle always told me to do first.
02:17The tiny little lady head butted the much bigger Walmart worker.
02:21Yeah, but you know what?
02:22What are you doing now?
02:23You want it?
02:24Oh, you got it.
02:25She's going to hit your head.
02:25Oh, she's going to get your head off the table 15 times.
02:28Oh, and then they're ground.
02:29And then they're down on the ground.
02:30Those guys come on.
02:31Can we all get along?
02:33Can't we all just get along?
02:35I'd be so pissed if you ruined the display of wipes I just put up.
02:38She's coming here messing with me.
02:39I'm at work.
02:41I'm at work.
02:41She's coming at me.
02:42I'm at work.
02:44She's coming at me.
02:45Well, that's all right.
02:46Okay, this part I haven't.
02:48I haven't.
02:48Let's not.
02:49Let's not tempt fate.
02:50That's all we needed.
02:51That's all we needed.
02:52I think the guy in the black is their loss prevention guy.
02:55Oh, you think so?
02:56Oh, like undercover loss prevention?
02:57Yeah, he was.
02:58He was in Jenko jeans and he came out from the back.
03:01How to blend in at a Walmart.
03:03Yeah.
03:04That's how he did it.
03:05Now, what was this argument over?
03:07Apparently, some issue with money that she didn't believe she got the right amount or
03:14something.
03:15I don't know, but it led to a headbutting.
03:18It's a crazy move, the headbutt.
03:19That just signifies crazy.
03:21Yep.
03:22That absolutely does signify crazy to me.
03:24She was waiting, waiting, waiting, and then, like, look how much that would hurt.
03:27Oh, my God.
03:28Like, that would hurt.
03:29She did it too low.
03:30Yeah, she did.
03:31Ow, ow, ow.
03:31But that would pound her head off the table about 15 times after that.
03:35Oh, yeah, bitch.
03:36She did, like, a-
03:37Mother mucker!
03:38Yeah.
03:38She did, like, a WWE, like, smashing the head off the turnbuckle.
03:44You got mucked with the wrong person!
03:46People at Walmart, I'm surprised, didn't start going, one, two, three, four!
03:52Yeah, every time she smashed it.
03:55It looked like a woman with a bra on backwards came up to help, too.
03:58Well, yeah, that's generally how that.
03:59The yellow, there's, like, a woman there, right there.
04:01She's got a bra on backwards.
04:01What is that?
04:03Oh, it's just Walmart fashion.
04:04That's just Walmart fashion.
04:05No, it's a backwards bra.
04:06I'm being sure not with the bra on backwards.
04:08It's just a Walmart fashion.
04:09She just got into crisscross.
04:10Look at this old bra.
04:11Look at the people that are working at the Walmart.
04:14There's this one.
04:15Oh, hell, get out of my way.
04:18That old guy.
04:19That's her, though.
04:20That's her.
04:21Oh, yeah, it's just some kind of weird Walmart fashion.
04:24Bad shirt.
04:24Mm-hmm.
04:25I'll tweet this out so you can see it.
04:27Just look Dave and Chuck up on Twitter, and you'll see it.
04:32All right.
04:32Yep.
04:34Mother mucka.
04:35I swear to God, I think she said mucker.
04:41The very commonly used word mucker.
04:43Yeah, you know what on earth?
04:46No one on earth.
04:47I just thought she was like, she's working at Walmart.
04:49I thought she was just trying to express herself, but yet not officially swear.
04:53And yet fought.
04:55Well.
04:56And she, after a headbutt.
04:58Oh, that's true.
04:58That's true.
04:59Oh, yeah.
04:59I don't know.
05:01I listen to it with a lot of other stuff going on.
05:05He says it every day.
05:07That's why I don't believe it any time he says it.
05:11I don't have time to listen to everything full through.
05:14I know.
05:14You do catch it a lot.
05:15I know.
05:17That one was a fail.
05:18That was.
05:18Go muck yourself.
05:21Muck you.
05:23Anyways, Twitter is where you'll find it.
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