Therapy Thursday: Stomach Issues While On A Date? What Do You Do?
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00:00I hate to ask you this, but if you finally get the date that you've been shooting that shot for,
00:06you get the dinner, the drinks, and make it back to their house for the happiest ending you could imagine,
00:14and your stomach starts to give you problems before the activity, what do you do?
00:23In my case, I didn't want to go there and then try and go get romantic,
00:28so I held it, and my performance was not its best.
00:32Oh, man.
00:33I had to watch my movements and stay tight so I could stay tight.
00:38It wasn't good, and I'm hoping for a repeat performance, but I'm asking,
00:44what do you do in that situation? What should I have done? I need the guy's opinion.
00:49So you have to shift the attention. So like Netflix and chill starts with Netflix.
00:54So maybe put something on and then excuse yourself. Hopefully, maybe you have another bathroom that's not like the one in the bedroom.
01:01Oh, hell no, you don't do that.
01:01I mean, yeah, you have to.
01:03No, you don't do that.
01:04What, are you going to hold it all night?
01:05Yeah.
01:06No, that's what messed him up in the first place. Now he is not going to get a second date.
01:10But if you go in what you said, dude, and then the night goes well, you just...
01:18What? You just what?
01:19There's no shower in between that. Like, you know what I'm saying? Like, you don't want to go in there and...
01:24Smell.
01:25Right.
01:26Just clean yourself up very well. Every time you go to the bathroom, you don't shower. Clean yourself up very well.
01:32Hopefully, you got some little wet wipes or a situation like that.
01:35The first time?
01:35Holding it all night is not an option.
01:38I would hold it for dear life.
01:40That could be a disaster.
01:42There's all... As a man, I will tell you, okay, you ask for the guys. That's Davi's opinion.
01:48My opinion is there's always going to be situations where men have to hold.
01:51Like, that situation, specifically because of the region she would be in, you don't want to be fresh off of the seat.
01:58And I will also tell you, if you are sharing a hotel room with somebody.
02:03Oh, yeah.
02:03And like, for one of those sexy trips and whatever, and your stomach gets to bubbly.
02:07Been there.
02:08You hold on.
02:08No, you don't.
02:09You don't go into that room.
02:10You go to the lobby. You go to a different bathroom.
02:12You find something else.
02:12You pretend like you're going to go fill up the ice or go get some soda or go get a drink at the bar.
02:17They didn't have soda? Why was you gone so long?
02:20You was gone... Here's some ice. We'll work on the soda. We'll call room service.
02:24You excuse yourself from the situation and act like nothing ever happened.
02:28Was I gone a long time? Oh, it's a big hotel.
02:30You have toilet paper on your shoe. I'm like, all right, well, listen, that's...
02:34You asked for the guys. That's what we think. So do what you got to do. I'm glad you got it.
02:39I don't want you to hold it, though. I find out that you held it during that time.
02:43Until you leave tomorrow?
02:43Oh, my God.
02:44No, I mean, not until... Well...
02:45That's gross.
02:46You might have to. I don't know.
02:48It grosses me out.
02:49It was much better than her down there just, you know what I'm saying? She was like, oh, my God.
02:54I don't like it.
02:55Right.
02:55The first time we hook up, I want you to shower before we hook up.
02:59The first time.
03:00Are you going to shower?
03:01I'm squeaky clean.
03:03Yeah.
03:03I'm ready.
03:04What do you mean?
03:05No, no, no.
03:05You're at somebody's house. You're going to take a shower over there? It's your first time hooking up?
03:09I mean, it's a vacation?
03:10We've been out.
03:10Yeah.
03:11We've been out.
03:11You're going to take a shower at their house?
03:13If it's just a date, that's already taken care of. The shaving, I'm squeaky clean. If it's a hotel stay and it's a weekend, absolutely, I'm showering.
03:20So you want the guy to shower, but you're not showering?
03:22No, I'm going to shower. If we're staying and it's a vacation and we're in a hotel, I'm showering for it.
03:26But what about at their house?
03:28That's fine. If I'm staying the weekend, I'm going to shower.
03:31It's not at the weekend. I'm saying you went on a date and now you guys are back.
03:34Before the date, I showered.
03:36This situation, he came back to her house.
03:37Right, but then you boobooed.
03:39But you don't need to know that. That's the whole thing.
03:41Yeah, but you want him to know that.
03:43What if you smell? What if you smell?
03:45I mean, come on. You know what it is. Ladies get down and they're, you know what I'm saying?
03:49Holding it is not the way to proceed.
03:52I totally agree with that. Take care of yourself.
03:53Somebody just wrote, Orlando holds it for eight days at a toy drive. He's built different.
03:59Yeah.
04:00That is true.