Dave & Chuck the Freak ask listeners to call-in and share the strange, inappropriate things that doctors have said to them during appointments.
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00:00here's a question for you what's the weirdest thing a doctor has ever said to you
00:10you have type 2 diabetes yeah just got that news over the weekend uh what about you what's the
00:15weirdest thing a doctor has ever said to you if you have something and you want to share it with
00:19us 1-855-954-6969 that's the number to reach us 1-855-954-6969 or text us at 46969 we actually
00:29got a email the other day from a listener who's gynecologist oh that gave her like the prize
00:37yes yeah what um yeah prize you can win you know like if you go to the dentist you get to pick like
00:42a prize out of the prize little yeah it's somewhere similar to that someone said uh my uh wife's
00:49co-worker had uh an appointment with her gynecologist female doctor first commented hey you've got a
00:57small labia has it always been that way then after poking around for a while she finished up
01:04and asked if she wanted a sticker the sticker
01:09is of a cat aka
01:13and says on it you deserve a cat sticker handwritten on the back with a heart
01:22so it's a female gynecologist who comments totally inappropriate i don't i would find
01:29someone else so she's trying to be like a really weird kindergarten teacher and that fell through so
01:35she landed on gynecology yes uh wow a plus trying to make it fun i guess yeah i mean usually it's a
01:44lollipop right or something in a bowl on the way out someone said my gynecologist told me i had a
01:50beautiful glitter i mean i guess that's nice but should they say that i mean i don't know okay so
01:56what if you went in for an exam and a doctor said to you wow you've got a beautiful penis
02:00hell yeah i might cry no but the first person to tell him that come on i might cry you'd be
02:07you'd think it was inappropriate no i'd be very taken aback right i'd be very taken aback no one can
02:12pull down like no one can be like all right i need to examine you and you pull it off and like wow
02:17gorgeous look at that good for you thanks i always thought it looked great too um to get it
02:24confirmed from an actual medical professional thank you but also just a very weird comment
02:30yeah just a very weird observation that this woman made right you know and like someone said what if
02:37it was a male doctor they said in the email exactly a male doctor would be charged i think
02:42it'd be the news but it'd be even worse yeah it'd be in the news it would be in the news yeah a male
02:47gynecologist has given out pussy stickers at the end of it yeah jesus cat uh pussy cat stickers jake is
02:53with us hi jake hey how's it going eh how's she going eh uh you had a doctor say something odd to
03:01you what was it oh uh my very first uh prostate exam i'm 30 now so it's two years ago i go in
03:09nervous as hell obviously you know turn to your side spreads open the cheeks he looks at it usually
03:17i stick in two fingers but your rectum is very petite i'm only going to use one like wow around
03:23like what yeah he told you you had a petite rectum yeah like dave's all right yeah okay all right
03:32rectum bros no yeah we're not gonna go with that how awkward for my very first prostate oh man again
03:39no man should should talk about your rectum oh here's the thing yeah never again will i ever
03:44get checked down there no you have jake don't let that pervert stop you you have to come on it's
03:50important all right who cares who cares someone's just find another guy it's nothing give me a call
03:54jake i'll take a look that won't be weird he won't say a thing you just hear him i won't talk about how
04:00petite your bunghole is even if you do encounter a uh super small rectum i mean unless there's a
04:09medical issue right unless you're like oh geez there's yeah we gotta stretch this out um you can't
04:14my thing is keep it to yourself doc you know like so your normal thing is two which i don't think
04:21it should ever be two by the way i believe it's just a one a one digit deal you know they're just
04:29trying yeah like he said he normally goes in he might have been just joking i think it is i think
04:36that's a doctor joke i think it's a joke too it's a because it's they would never they would never
04:42they're not gonna like oh you're a three finger wow you know what i mean you got a giant rectum
04:48buddy wow i really got my fist in there oh jesus um surgeon told me i had the skankiest gallbladder
04:56he had ever seen skanky's fine if that thing is dirty and skanky then let me know your gallbladder's
05:03a real slut yeah don't you think you had a real whore you had a real whore of a gallbladder i did
05:08and they had to pull that whore out of me get that thing out of there yep i would be fine with
05:13that i don't think that's too skanky yeah skanky it's not the best term but i know what you mean
05:18right right like it's all a mess it was almost like he misspoke or something yeah yeah
05:23that's why i could never be a doctor either oh no no you're always making a joke
05:28during a pelvic exam the doctor said you've got a nice smell
05:32god you just want to run out of there as fast as you could thanks i started using a new douche
05:40this weekend really helps get rid of that stench oh i can't even imagine imagine as a guy oh my god
05:49there's a man like hey you smell pretty good down here holy crap that old spice no natural
05:58oh natural down there holy smokes you can't comment on smelling good um and one more here the pharmacist
06:07at target when i was picking up my urinary tract infection medication yeah said i know what you're
06:16going through listen lady listen i know what you're going through you try the cranberry juice
06:25looks like a charm for this old lady i spill it down there a little bit
06:33oh god splash it in splash it around all right that's enough splash splash i was taking a bath
06:42that'll do i'll give you an ocean spray no no no no i was known for that in college
06:48that's probably how you got that invention yeah all right
06:52how you got that in the experience yeah all right be sure
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