Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about how not all compliments are created equal and hear about some pretty bad scenarios where people were hit-on and didn't like it.
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00:00Dave and Chuck the Freak's pervert of the day.
00:10I think there's a new favorite store for pervs.
00:16Oh.
00:17What do you feel like the old one was?
00:19Walmart.
00:20Okay.
00:21Okay.
00:22I'm not wrong.
00:23I think because of the economic times.
00:27Dollar store.
00:28Dollar store.
00:29Even pervs are going cheaper.
00:31Yeah.
00:32Which one?
00:33Dollar general or?
00:33There's been several over the past couple of months, but the latest one takes place at
00:38a Dollar Tree.
00:39Yep.
00:39Yep.
00:40I always have my eyes on a swivel there.
00:42And so you should.
00:44I did have an old lady with just a couple of teeth call me a tall drink of water, too.
00:47Oh, wow.
00:49She's the cashier.
00:50That's why you go back all the time.
00:52Okay.
00:53Tall drink of water.
00:54Yeah, look at you.
00:55What do you need?
00:56A little ego boost at the dollar store.
01:00That's it.
01:00Not from this lady.
01:01Yeah.
01:02She looked like she could have been Gollum's aunt.
01:04Oh, wow.
01:05You might know my nephew, Gollum.
01:09He has a ring.
01:11He loves it.
01:11He lost it.
01:12Her hair was that stringy.
01:15You can't find it anywhere.
01:16Yeah, but she was flirting with me.
01:20Oh, wow.
01:20At the checkout.
01:21Do you want to have sex?
01:23And it was not a boost.
01:26You know when someone horrifying flirts with you?
01:30Yeah.
01:30It's the opposite of the angles.
01:32It makes you feel like you're like, you think you can get me.
01:35Yes.
01:36Yes, I'm like, what the F?
01:39What have I done with my life?
01:40I'm always like, yeah.
01:41Gollum's aunt thinks that I would have sex with her?
01:45Uh-huh.
01:46Making a lot of sense.
01:48It was really a shocking, not good moment.
01:52So, we're about the same number sexually.
01:59I'm about a seven.
02:00You're about a seven.
02:04Let's have sex.
02:05Yes, you're right.
02:05That's pretty bad.
02:06No, it was horrible.
02:07Yeah.
02:07Oh, yeah.
02:08That's not great.
02:09Avoid that sore.
02:10Well, well, well.
02:11It was really...
02:12I like them big.
02:13It's all drink of water.
02:16Thanks.
02:16Yep.
02:18What do you say to that, right?
02:19When someone disgusting says, is hitting on you?
02:23I'm like, well, let's go.
02:25Let's go home.
02:27I'm like, credit card.
02:27Drink me up.
02:30We'll go shopping.
02:31I'll introduce you to her.
02:32Because she seems to be there every time I go there.
02:34Oh, wow.
02:34Drink me up.
02:35Yeah.
02:36Yep.
02:37Someone said, I had a cashier at a Dollar Tree call me a spicy white boy.
02:41Damn.
02:41Spicy white boy.
02:42Spicy.
02:44I'd take that.
02:47Yeah.
02:47I'd take that compliment.
02:48I mean, but again, it depends who's dishing it out.
02:51It really does.
02:52It really does.
02:53Yeah, it does.
02:53I know.
02:54A compliment is only as good as the person who gives it.
02:57Yes.
02:58In my opinion.
02:58I feel like a compliment is fine, but when they've crossed that line into like, we should
03:03do it.
03:03Hitting on you.
03:03We should do it.
03:04I know you want this.
03:06It's like, no.
03:08I don't.
03:08Sexual advances.
03:10Oh, I do not.
03:11Unhand me.
03:13Greasy, late 50s.
03:15Oh, yeah.
03:15Very few teeth.
03:16Oh, yeah.
03:17You know what I can do with these teeth.
03:20Pop them all out.
03:21Oh, my God.
03:22Dear God.
03:23Pop them all out.
03:25I eat fish like my nephew.
03:29Oh, God.
03:30Oh, my God.
03:31That is a bad image.
03:32Yep.
03:33Oh, God.
03:35Gollum, bitch.
03:36Used to be a fisherman.
03:40Got to next time try and get a sly picture of her.
03:44Yeah.
03:44Yep.
03:45You know, just so.
03:46I don't think, you know.
03:46Oh, like, oh, I saw you taking pictures of me.
03:49I understand here.
03:52Oh, God, no.
03:53Give the rack away.
03:54Give the rack away.
03:55Yeah.
03:56Stop it.
03:56You want a boob shot?
03:57No.
03:58Hey, calm down.
03:59You want to take a look at my veg?
04:01No.
04:01Oh, my God.
04:02Not in the dollar tree.
04:03There it is.
04:04Stop it.
04:05Look at that.
04:06Oh, my God.
04:06I can't even see it.
04:07There's so much growth.
04:08Hold on.
04:08Let me move the hair.
04:09Oh.
04:10Let me move the hair to the side.
04:13Dollar bush.
04:14Why don't you go over there and get me that dollar nair?
04:19Oh.
04:21We'll clean it right up for you.
04:23Oh, it's going to burn.
04:23I think it's going to burn.
04:26Oh, I found this little triangle.
04:28Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.
04:29It's dinner time, Dave.
04:30No.
04:30Don't you're lying, bitch.
04:32Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.
04:33Oh, I just want a couple of cards cheap.
04:38I'll get you a super discount on that.
04:40You got my 40% off if we do it.
04:42So I'll only pay 60 cents?
04:45Yeah, that's right.
04:47Imagine the savings.
04:49I'm paying this Dollar Tree lady for her discount.
04:52Do they give?
04:53Do they get?
04:53I have to assume.
04:55I have to assume.
04:55How much could they get?
04:56Of course they do.
04:57Oh, I don't know.
04:58I mean, it's got to be.
04:59No.
04:59What's less than a dollar?
05:01I bet it's 40%.
05:02I bet they get 40%.
05:03Someone said, when I worked at Cold Stone, I had a 75-year-old granny.
05:08I said, take care.
05:09And she turned and responded with, with you, I'll take it any way I can get it.
05:15Oh, my God, Grandma.
05:1775.
05:19My word.
05:20Oh, no, no.
05:22Circle K Crackhead also called me a tall glass of water.
05:25Oh.
05:26Made me very uncomfortable.
05:28I just gave her a nervous grin and got the heck out of there.
05:32Yeah, I mean, I don't know what you do.
05:33When you're, when a crackhead is attracted to you and wants you, what do you do?
05:41Run.
05:42I was installing a phone jack in an old lady's house.
05:46She had to be close to 80.
05:48Well, yeah, she wanted a phone jack.
05:50And she said, oh, you're sweating.
05:52You're free to take your shirt off.
05:54Oh, my God.
05:56What year was this?
05:57You can't get a phone jack still, can you?
05:58I think you can.
05:59Yeah, you can.
06:00I think you can.
06:00You can call and get a phone jack?
06:01Yeah, oh, yeah.
06:02I think you can.
06:02Some people still want landlines.
06:04Yeah.
06:07What does a tall glass of water even mean?
06:09It's just a compliment, I guess.
06:11Oh, wow, they don't even know.
06:12I guess it's like you're a nice, tall man.
06:14Yeah, that's what it is, yeah.
06:15Yeah, I never really thought about it, tried to break it down.
06:19It is, I guess, an older saying.
06:21It is.
06:21Yeah.
06:22A crackhead at the Sunoco told me that she would blow me for free behind the building.
06:30For free, though?
06:31For free.
06:32Wow.
06:32Listen, I'll give you a free.
06:34Freebie right here.
06:36So she must.
06:38Oh, what brings you to Sunoco?
06:39Sunoco.
06:41Up to Sunoco.
06:44Filling it up.
06:46Why don't you fill me up for free?
06:47Oh, my God.
06:48In the back of Sunoco.
06:50You know it's bad when it's free.
06:54Oh, it's bad.
06:55I'm sure it was bad.
06:56I'm sure it was bad.
06:57Maybe she was giving a taste of merchandise.
07:00Try the merchandise.
07:01You're going to get a little bit of taste of this.
07:03You'll come back.
07:04You'll keep coming back to the Sunoco.
07:06Look who's back at Sunoco.
07:07Magic mouth.
07:10That's what they call me.
07:12Oh, man.
07:13Yeah, that's what it is, probably.
07:15Walked into the gym.
07:16Worker there was quite flamboyant.
07:20He said, oh, Daddy, you can tell you work out.
07:24Oh, damn.
07:25While biting his lip.
07:26Damn.
07:27Oh, that's uncomfortable.
07:28Yeah.
07:28I did my workout, but I haven't been back there in a couple of weeks.
07:31That's inappropriate.
07:32It is inappropriate.
07:34It is, but I'd love a gay compliment.
07:36Because then I'd know I really am doing something right.
07:39Yeah, that would be more of a confidence boost.
07:40Oh, yeah.
07:41I'm like, you're not going to believe this.
07:44A guy called me Daddy today and told me how it's going on.
07:49Can you even believe that?
07:52I am flying high today.
07:55I was with a buddy of mine in Vegas.
07:57And we were sitting there, and this lady, this waitress, real nasty waitress, thought he was flirting with her, but he wasn't.
08:02He was just being nice, and she was like, I'll put my number in your phone, you know?
08:06And he's like, no.
08:09No, that's okay.
08:11I'm okay.
08:12That's all right.
08:13Oh, no.
08:15No.
08:16A 300-pound Denny's waitress told me, I'd sap you up with a biscuit.
08:22Oh, and she might, and she might.
08:24You could, if you're close enough, you could get stuck in that biscuit.
08:30So just a reminder, not every compliment is a good one.
08:34No.
08:35You're right.
08:36Not every person hitting on you is good.
08:38One more here.
08:40A guy at the Delta ticket counter real flamboyantly said,
08:43Mmm, those gray sweatpants look great on you.
08:47Oh, wow.
08:48That is a penis compliment.
08:49At the time, I didn't know about the gray sweatpants pecker bulge.
08:52You can't say it.
08:53Like, that's bold.
08:55Like, you could complain.
08:56You could get that person fired.
08:58They're talking about your dick at the Delta counter.
09:00If a man at the Delta counter complimented my dick bulge,
09:04I would be right to social media.
09:10I would be like, say it again into the camera.
09:16I'd have my arm around him.
09:17Pose for a picture.
09:18Get an upgrade or something.
09:20Oh, yeah.
09:20All first class.
09:21Yeah.
09:22Damn.
09:23Take advantage of it if you got one.