"Come on kids! We're feeding the Weinstein!"
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00:00Harvey Weinstein. Haven't heard that name in a while.
00:03Oh my god.
00:04His criminal trial for sexual assault gets set to kick off on June 3rd.
00:10He's out and about, though.
00:12How exciting.
00:13I know, isn't it, though?
00:14Guess who I just saw? Harvey Weinstein.
00:16The disgraced movie mogul was spotted eating at Cipriani, Dolce, and Grand Central.
00:22I know, dude. The idea of him eating.
00:25Good hummus.
00:30More pita, please.
00:34What are you eating?
00:35Pita and hummus.
00:38Chickpeas.
00:41And that's not even something loud that people eat.
00:44Like, I could only imagine him eating like...
00:46The sandpick creature, the Sarnak?
00:48Right, right, right.
00:50Had better table manners than Harvey Weinstein.
00:52Here, Mr. Weinstein, here's your watermelon.
00:54More bok choy.
01:02Just think of the noisiest crap he could possibly eat.
01:05He just put it on his face and it absorbs in.
01:07Here's some ribs.
01:10So, he was dining with former Miramax assistant turned producer...
01:15I don't know who it is.
01:17Is it a dining or a feeding?
01:19That's a good question.
01:20They're feeding the Weinstein at 4 o'clock.
01:23Come watch.
01:24Yeah, you bring the children to watch.
01:26Now, ladies and gentlemen, this is a former movie producer.
01:29But it's very exciting to see them eat in public like this.
01:32They're normally very shy and nocturnal.
01:38Now, don't get near him.
01:40Isn't that impressive?
01:42All right.
01:43So, he was spotted out and about.
01:47And then, of course, there's a little concession, you know, with stuffed Weinsteins that you can
01:51buy on the way out.
01:52Yeah.
01:53And Steve, and they have little cherry tomatoes you can throw to.
01:55You can buy and you can throw to them if you need.
01:57I got it!
01:58That's him!
01:59Got it!
02:00Now, watch.
02:01I'm going to put bok choy on his nose.
02:02But he's going to sit there until I give the command.
02:03Wait.
02:04Okay.
02:05Okay.
02:06That noise is disgusting.
02:07It's horrible.
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02:16That noise is disgusting.
02:17It's horrible.
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