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00:01Alright, I have an actual Kardashian roundup.
00:05Oh, alright.
00:06I've got like three Kardashian stories here.
00:09Think of it as one group flush.
00:11Okay, Kardashian roundup, here we go.
00:17Alright, we're going to round them up for you.
00:19I'm Robert Mitchum, and this is Kardashian Roundup.
00:22Kim shared an amazing throwback video featuring her, Khloe, and Kourtney auditioning for Star Search.
00:29It was amazing.
00:30Did you see it?
00:31I did.
00:32I've not seen it.
00:33Okay, for like what, spokesmodel?
00:34They lip synced Tiffany's, I think we're alone now, while wearing matching metallic outfits chosen by Kris Jenner.
00:41Not much has changed because they're still pretending to have talent.
00:44And they were little kids when they did this.
00:46Oh, okay.
00:47She wrote on Instagram, our Star Search audition.
00:50Clearly, we didn't get four stars, but Kris Jenner did for our outfits.
00:55The family matriarch commented on the post and wrote, those were the days when I got to dress you guys.
01:00I knew I should have been a stylist.
01:02I thought CC in this video that we're watching, I thought that was Ed McMahon, but it was Khloe.
01:06Speaking of Khloe, she celebrated hitting a social media milestone yesterday, or on Wednesday, she added a photo of herself topless.
01:17What?
01:18In honor of her 178 million Instagram followers.
01:21Okay.
01:22Is that a milestone?
01:23178 million?
01:24No, it's just a reason to drop your top.
01:26Yeah, okay.
01:27Yeah, right?
01:28That was just the excuse for the photo.
01:30It's kind of an arbitrary number, isn't it?
01:32It's not topless.
01:33Yeah, in the photo, well, her hair is covered in her boobs.
01:35It is topless.
01:36She's not wearing a top, but her top is covered.
01:39Yeah.
01:40I think is what Casey is.
01:41She is sans top.
01:42She is topless.
01:43But her boobs aren't out.
01:44It's covered with fake hair.
01:46Man, I'm looking at these pictures.
01:47They just don't look real.
01:49They just don't look real.
01:51And I do not find this look, this cosmetic surgery look in any way attractive.
01:59Yeah.
02:00I think there are a group of people that do, though.
02:03They do, yes.
02:04And I think it's people who all get plastic surgery and I guess understand it or understand
02:09why she wants to get it.
02:10Yeah, body dysmorphia group.
02:12Whatever that commercial is, Steve, that we see on TV with her in it.
02:15Kathy.
02:16She looks like she can't eat rum.
02:19I hear a daughter eating popcorn.
02:23What?
02:24I hear a daughter eating popcorn.
02:27You're here with your daughter eating popcorn.
02:28Yeah.
02:31And, like, it just looks so awkward.
02:33Like, she's, like, hugging and playing with her daughter, but it's, like, her face.
02:36Don't touch her face!
02:37Yeah, her face doesn't move!
02:39Don't touch her face!
02:42It's so bizarre.
02:43Yeah.
02:44Wait, excuse me, Chloe.
02:45I got a little schmutz here.
02:46Don't touch!
02:47Don't touch!
02:48Let it fall off!
02:49Let it dry up and fall off!
02:52Don't touch!
02:53Don't touch it might cave in!
02:56Don't touch!
02:57Don't touch!
02:58Close the windows!
02:59Close the windows!
03:01Close the windows!
03:02Mommy, you got a little something on your lip.
03:04No!
03:05No!
03:06What did I tell you?
03:07Don't touch mommy's face.
03:08Don't touch mommy's face.
03:09Don't touch mommy's face.
03:10Don't touch mommy's face.
03:11In the photo, Chloe's...
03:12Don't even look at mommy's face.
03:13I don't know, the eye beams or something.
03:16I don't know.
03:17Eye beams?
03:18I don't know, maybe there's radiation.
03:19I don't know.
03:20I'm not willing to take the risk.
03:22I don't know.
03:23I don't know.
03:24I don't know.
03:25I don't know.
03:26I'm willing to take the risk.
03:27That's really good for you.
03:28I'm sorry.
03:29Patty!
03:30Hey!
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