Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a pervert in Florida who was busted doing something inappropriate with a horse. Dictator Dave says that he should suffer the harshest punishment there is and lays down the ultimate sentence.
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00:00Dave and Chuck the Freaks
00:08Pervert of the Day
00:10You know, as Dictator Dave
00:12I kind of backed off it a little bit
00:16I wasn't really putting down a lot of people
00:18Oh, killing them
00:20Yep
00:20This guy, no question
00:24Put him down
00:26Put him down
00:28Immediately
00:29He's a dead man
00:30In Dave's
00:33In Dictator Dave's
00:35In Dictator Dave land
00:35Good night
00:37How would you do it?
00:40I'd do it in a way similar
00:43That he tried to do it
00:46Okay
00:47Cryptic, but I like it
00:49Well, we need to find out what he's done
00:52Cops in Polk County, Florida
00:55Have arrested a 53-year-old guy
00:58Named Donald Calloway
01:01After he tried to have sex with a horse's nose
01:06Yeah, just kill him
01:09Good God
01:10Let him find a man to bang him through the nose to death
01:15I think I could probably do this
01:17Holy smokes
01:17I was like, in my mind, I'm like, what I'm about to say is so dark
01:21I'm like, I wanted to have horses
01:23Yeah
01:24Do the thing from medieval times where they just go
01:27They slowly go in opposite directions and then tear him in half
01:31Yeah
01:31Pretty bad
01:32I like it
01:33Not as bad as getting banged to death in the nose
01:36Nope
01:36I'm not a horse
01:38Yeah
01:38Wow
01:39That is a punishment
01:42Bang the skull right off of him
01:44Oh, wow
01:45Horses banging him in the nose
01:47Wow, that is
01:48Earth's crowded, bud
01:50Like, we don't need you
01:52Thankfully, the horse is okay
01:54Oh, man
01:55His own girlfriend turned the guy in
01:59This guy had a girlfriend
02:00Yeah
02:01Yeah
02:01That's life right there
02:03Right
02:03The simulation is a gigantic joke
02:05She called the cops after she spotted Donald
02:08I messed up
02:08She spotted Donald standing next to the horse and pleasuring himself
02:12Then she noticed he had his junk near the horse's head
02:15And it was obvious he was trying to bang the nose
02:18She also got some of it on video
02:21It's too bad the horse didn't bite it off, man
02:24They will bite and stuff too
02:26They can just bite an apple right in half, no problem
02:28Yep
02:29Donald eventually admitted to it
02:32He told police he hadn't gotten lucky in a couple of months
02:36And was sexually frustrated
02:37Admitting it was a dumb decision
02:40God, it'd be hard even after he said that
02:43To just not hit him in the face with your nightstick
02:45Oh, yeah
02:46You got it at least once
02:47Once or 57 times
02:50Yeah
02:50Not too many
02:51I would
02:51What'd you say again?
02:52Wait, hey, wake up
02:53What were you saying?
02:54Yeah
02:54Hey
02:55You fell
02:56Oh, whoopsie
02:57Thankfully
02:58The horse is fine, as I said
02:59Her name is Raven
03:00She wasn't injured
03:01She's 24 years old
03:03Oh
03:04He's facing charges, though
03:07For sexual contact with an animal
03:09And his mugshot is up at
03:11DaveAndShopTheFree.com
03:12Okay, all right
03:13There is Donald Calloway
03:14He looks really creepy
03:15Okay
03:16That's not all Donald's done in his life, I assume
03:18No
03:18No, no, no
03:19You're right, Lisa
03:20I'm sure
03:20You could bang him to death through the nose, though
03:22He's got the nose
03:23Yeah
03:23He does
03:24Let's do it
03:25Let's get it set up
03:26Let's get it set up
03:27Experienced drinker
03:28He's 53
03:30Yeah
03:30That's it?
03:31Yeah
03:32Oh, no
03:33Like that guy talked about him
03:35It's in his county
03:36It's in his county
03:37It's in his county
03:38I'm surprised they didn't kill him
03:39Grady Judd posted one of his jokey videos
03:42Yeah, what are you joking?
03:43About this arrest
03:44I don't know
03:44I didn't listen to it
03:45Do you want to hear it?
03:46The nose knows
03:47The nose job my entire adult life
03:49And occasionally
03:50You run across something
03:52That you go
03:52Come on, man
03:54That really didn't happen
03:56That never happened
03:57But it did
03:58I mean, he even admitted it
03:59And here's what happened
04:01He said, well, you know
04:03I had just some sexual frustration
04:07It was really stupid
04:09It was a dumb thing to do
04:10Donald Calloway, who's 53
04:13From Lake Wells
04:13Admitted that
04:14Because he was trying to do
04:17The wow thing
04:20What?
04:21With a horse
04:22I don't like that
04:23A mare
04:23I don't like that
04:24The mare was 28 years old
04:26It is
04:27She said
04:28Oh, we're done
04:31That's it, my God
04:31That'll do it
04:34Holy smoke
04:35That's the sheriff
04:36It's pretty bad
04:37That's the sheriff
04:37I can't
04:38I don't know what to say
04:39I don't know what to say
04:40What?
04:41I don't know what to do
04:41I feel weird
04:43I felt so weird
04:46Because it's like
04:46You know now
04:47That he calls sex
04:48The wild thing
04:49Yes
04:49Hey, how do you want to do
04:51The wild thing?
04:51Oh, horrible
04:52God, that's awful
04:54But then that
04:55Wow
04:57We can't even finish it
04:58No
04:58No
04:59That's it
05:00It is odd
05:02That this sheriff
05:02Does a little talk show
05:04He loves it
05:05But it works
05:06People must love it
05:07He's been the sheriff
05:08There forever
05:08The people love him
05:10The people love
05:10Public humiliation
05:11They always have
05:12Oh, yeah
05:13And Florida's one of the places
05:15Where they allow you to
05:16Unless you're a billionaire
05:17And they cover it up
05:19And have that money
05:20Yeah
05:21You know
05:22That's a rich man
05:23Who likes some anal pleasure
05:24From a
05:24Rubber tongue place
05:26Cover that up
05:27Let him be
05:27Burn the tapes
05:28Yeah
05:30But yeah
05:31But that is
05:33A man who should be put down
05:35Yes, definitely
05:36There's no question here
05:37There's no question
05:38Yeah, I mean
05:39In the court of Dave
05:40Guilty, dead
05:41Next
05:42Guilty, dead
05:43Guilty, dead
05:44Court of Dave is scary
05:45Oh my god
05:46Have a horse
05:46Bang him through the nose
05:47Until he dies
05:48It's not
05:48I hate to break it to you
05:49It's not really like a real court
05:51It's better
05:53It's better
05:54It moves quicker
05:55Yep
05:55Guilty, dead
05:57Next
05:58No appeals
05:59I got lunch plans
05:59No appeals
06:01It's fun to be the bailiff
06:02No real
06:04No real like
06:05Justice
06:06Not even
06:06Well there is justice
06:07Yeah, there's
06:08True justice
06:09But you don't even
06:10Get a chance to plead a case
06:12Right
06:13It's just
06:14You're brought in front of Dave
06:15Yep
06:16And you look like that man
06:18Look at this
06:19Yep
06:19Horse's nose
06:20And Dave's like
06:20What happened?
06:20Oh you admitted to it
06:22Guilty, dead
06:22Next
06:23It's very quick
06:25Yep
06:26And
06:26Like you don't need a lawyer
06:28No, no, no
06:29No, because there is none of that
06:31In Dave's land
06:33So if you want to see this guy
06:34Who could be headed there
06:35Go to DaveAndChuckTheFreak.com
06:38If you can't find it there
06:39There's always links on our social media pages
06:41To the stories as well
06:42You can see what this
06:43Horse nose banger looks like
06:46Scary man
06:47Before I can
06:48Oh man, yeah
06:49Dead
06:49Yep
06:50He needs to go
06:52Yeah
06:53I'd like someone to argue the other side
06:55Anyone?
06:56No, I mean like
06:57No, I mean the only thing you could say is
06:59He's mentally gone
07:01Yeah, right
07:01And he's not going to get any better
07:02Yeah
07:03So damn