Made in Chelsea Season 16 Episode 6
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00:01What is your problem?
00:02You're very toxic and manipulative.
00:04Ryan, don't be sweet.
00:05This is very much on you.
00:06Absolutely not.
00:07It's hard for me because I'm obviously good friends with her.
00:10Sorry, Louise, but this is uncomfortable for you.
00:12It's caused by other people.
00:14How exciting is this that we're all moving in together?
00:17Miles has left the apartment in a tip once again.
00:20I shout him when he finds it really funny.
00:22He just wears his way out of it.
00:24Are you asking me to be your girlfriend?
00:26How are you? Jamie, Tristan.
00:28So you've been dating Habs?
00:30Yeah, we've been on a few dates.
00:32She has slept with Sam.
00:34It's a bit of a kick in the teeth.
00:36Two dates?
00:37I'm really sorry.
00:38Do you love her?
00:39Because you treated like shit before.
00:40So what's to say you won't do it again?
00:41I've got to prove everyone wrong.
00:42I hope for Habs to say that you do.
00:58Crustaceans.
00:59Lantern.
01:00Opera Singing Wales.
01:01Horizon.
01:02Frothy Spoon.
01:03The Voyage of Dreams.
01:05What are you guys doing?
01:07Hello.
01:08Ollie's trying to finish his book, so he likes to bathe and listen to whale music.
01:18Anyway, so then he...
01:19But why are you writing?
01:20And so when he thinks of something, he shouts it and I then write it down.
01:21Who he is now.
01:22Ollie, you've got some lovely thick tan on your robe.
01:31That's everywhere.
01:32It's prolific.
01:33I've just had a bar.
01:34Look at how I've done it.
01:35when he shouts it and i even wrote it down who he is now well you've got some lovely thick tan on
01:42your robe that's everywhere it's prolific i've just had a bar how i've done it your vocabulary
01:50i actually learn a lot from you the way you speak oh that's good i'll teach you how to read later
01:59basically i have one week left of writing and that is then i'm done what about the cover
02:04i mean are you gonna feature i think i probably need to do one for the back don't i yeah you do
02:07on the back of the well live you could shoot it yeah i think that's a really good idea yeah you
02:13haven't done your engagement photos yet have you i think you and ryan should do an engagement photo
02:17what are you suggesting that we maybe sort of do a joint photo shoot what we can do there's
02:21no reason why not hang on so i'm going to go home to ryan and say look i've got a really good proposition
02:26we're going to take some beautiful engagement photos which she'll be really happy about and i
02:30thought why not live the last time they saw each other was not good it was painfully awkward i mean
02:35yeah it was i don't and i don't want it to be like that for you and i to be i think we're fine obviously
02:41i'm here now to hang out with you yeah i'll be there as well yeah so i can add the light entertainment
02:45i don't think it's the worst idea in the world it might be a bit awkward it would be a lovely
02:50engagement presence yeah from you okay and a sort of peace offering you know what let's go for it
03:04it's a little bit of a mess but we'll keep it later um who's in the shower oh that's morning
03:26people james taylor look what the cat dragon haven't seen you in a while are you i'm good
03:33do you know what i thought that go see miles for like just a quiet one what ends up drinking
03:38everything great night though as you can see yeah i could hear it all night guys it was really
03:43fantastic with the horde of girls and when i have a really busy day why didn't you join you should
03:47have joined us i was in bed with my smoke cream and i've also got to be up i've got really busy dc
03:52what's your busy day today cleaning all this i've got no i'm actually gonna go out and meet melissa
03:58harry and sam oh the lovely boring couple no they're not boring they are just they've got their
04:05together i mean he's 28 years old and i feel like he's got nothing going for him he just follows his
04:11little girlfriend around driving melissa's car and they do everything together which i find quite
04:15pathetic so rude i mean you say this like every day sorry right i'm gonna go has anyone
04:22seen my coat oh sorry it was nice to see you habs i'm sure i'll see you soon yeah yeah try and
04:28clean up a little bit bye so good to have you back we're not cleaning up right no no not at all of
04:35course not have you even had a housewarming party no i have not dude housewarming party yes let's get
04:42clouded oh god
04:55you seem to have been supplied with an inordinate amount of parsley it's very good for you mark
05:00i prefer rocket do you know what i'm very into at the moment though what i'm very into chili it's meant
05:08to increase your metabolism it's very good for you it's always good to have a sort of a bit of
05:13punch nothing too audacious oh really nothing that's going to punch me in the face i quite like
05:18things punching me in the face do you know it's never been my thing a bit sick like that
05:25but you know what i like is hot sauce but there's nothing on the market which is quite good enough
05:31that's because most people have their own maid surely depends i think i should make my own i've been
05:36you should i think it's a very good idea what should i call it how vulgar can i be as vulgar as you
05:44like i love it's more vulgar the better let's be honest
05:49hot sauce that's actually quite good it has a certain ring to it doesn't it it does oh what are
05:56you eating burrata with hot sauce
06:06so you guys are official we all got a girlfriend oh i'm so happy for you guys i'm going out of the
06:21boo
06:22finally
06:22melissa seems overjoyed
06:27i'm just noticing a lot more in his face there is no grey areas now i don't want any grey i just want
06:33no one wants grey you're going to make her do breakfast in bed now she doesn't stare at mine
06:37hardly well she does she does she's got her new crib yeah i've got my new crib yeah but i will be it
06:43looks like i'm going to be coming around to us a lot more often now because mars is just taking over
06:48the house i mean literally guys it's stank of booze even nights he's having in there's a random bird
06:53that he's been talking to on social media he's coming around and sleeping with him and i can hear them
06:58having sex next to my room it's also got into like a weird habit where he just keeps talking about
07:04people like really negatively and i'm just highly like what's he saying he chimes in about you quite
07:11a bit really what does he say it's like oh harry's like lost his identity he's like merging into melissa
07:20that sort of thing like what no they don't do anything alone like they're joining the hit
07:26because we're in a really happy content relationship yeah i know but he also says like oh harry's a 28
07:34year old guy he's just you know doesn't even know what he's doing sort of like you should get your
07:39shit together are you mad why is he being so busy like getting involved in like he personally annoys the
07:47shit out of me like he could read a cup and i really just don't like him let him crack on bitching
08:03how are you buddy see man have a seat what are you doing uh just uh ordering a hot chocolate last
08:25time i saw you wasn't great i mean obviously like wait so wait so no i because i i so after i spoke to
08:30you yeah i went to go and find habs and then i walk in did you confirm to her yeah of course
08:35good on you man well done i had stuff i wanted to say to her walk in there and then sam's obviously
08:39standing next to her i feel like a bit of a mug and he's just trying to take the piss just slightly
08:46embarrassing it was slightly embarrassing all i wanted to say to her is just explain to me what's
08:50going on you know she said sam and i've got history i can't help the way i feel you're you're
08:55friends with habs yeah really good friends like surely if someone's made that mistakes that many
09:00times there's a there's a stage where you move on to an experience did you say to her how many
09:03times you let him do this to you i did say that i said i said i said i really i said sam i hope
09:08that you fix up your act because you need to learn how to treat women with respect and i don't think
09:12he enjoyed that drop the mic but you've got it like you've got to say it sometimes you've got to
09:18treat some you're gonna treat people with respect listen if i was in the same position you would have
09:21been bitter i would have been an idiot i would have been immature i would have done everything but
09:24you'd actually handle yourself in a kind of morally correct way which is admirable and you haven't
09:29made any enemies i don't think i think actually just gained respect and unfortunately i think sam
09:33probably lost respect i just feel like you should meet some of my buddies and like and just come hang
09:38out and i think could be kind of fun and i'm going to play pigeon shooting are you i love clay
09:42pigeon shooting yeah you want to do this 100 bro yeah that'd be awesome sweet so tristan came up
09:49behind us while we were kissing and picked that exact time to saunter over oh tristan the knight
09:54he's shining armor the person you should have been whoa sorry i'm sorry those jokes do not fly
10:01anymore i'm sorry well i had a conversation with him before he came and spoke to you i'm really sorry
10:05i had to like yeah i know it came from you he was like oh well that's like it's just like a bit
10:10annoying because i feel like i've wasted my time i mean to be fair like i get it it's just embarrassing
10:14i don't like i think that's more it's just not just confidence of it okay fine if you're not
10:18just confidence don't go over to someone and have a go at them i agree i mean he didn't really like
10:22have a go i felt like you've led me on you know i just wish you had been more honest with you honest
10:27okay fine you've been on two days what can you do after the same people i'm just not sure you know
10:31what it's probably a pride thing as well mate but then don't sit there and say that you're trying to
10:35be the gentleman and just trying to have an honest conversation no you're not you're just bummed out
10:40and you're a bit your prize been hit and you're having a moan is what you're doing oh wound up i
10:44love it it's so funny don't worry you've got her boo now to be fair to him he was like well i wish you
10:49all the best like he was oh he wasn't wishing you the best no he wasn't he do you know what he said
10:54when he left he went you went okay i wish you all the best sam don't it up you probably will or
10:59something do you remember when he was like yeah that's probably what he meant i bet you loved that didn't
11:03it look if i'm going to be honest i'm going to put him in the past and draw a line under it and just
11:08sort of fresh start make you feel happy oh yeah that's good well i wish all the luck in the world to
11:18them i hope it works out i don't know if it will i don't know if you know leopard in its spots
11:24you don't think he'll make the same mistake again yeah i think it's gonna work honestly do i think it's
11:30honestly gonna work no i don't think it's gonna work if i'm completely honest oh really i freaking
11:37love habs and i freaking love sam so those two put together great do i think they work as a couple
11:43probably no
12:00it's just a beautiful day when you hang out in the countryside
12:22with your buddies
12:36you're done sam you don't eat off someone else's plate it's not your plate it's a sharing
12:46that's just taking the whole lot yeah that was ryan's you're actually disgusting you have really
12:51bad table manners it's so weird because i'm so dude i'm gonna fly when habs is around how is it
12:56man really good just so in love with her
13:05sam can you get off your phone
13:06it's just a beautiful day when you hang out in the countryside
13:10jamie's with tristan wow
13:14so jamie's now busy mates with tristan wait i thought you i thought you were going to see jay
13:19but so did i actually apparently not he's gone shooting with tris apparently i think i must see
13:24squirming yeah i've stolen tristan's girl he's stolen my best mate just message jay and tell him how
13:30you feel no because that's what tristan wants tristan wants me to message tristan probably didn't
13:34get in touch with jamie he probably did he probably did tristan look mate you're actually i'm sure you
13:39save animals but you're a bit of a dick joy is he's an average bloke that will make an average
13:45girl averagely happy and like and that's fine okay but you know you can't knock him you can't hate
13:54him yeah you didn't knock him at all just them you've got the girl sam all right just chill
14:01glad we all dressed you you you went too far you guys i mean the memo he's he's jurassic park yeah
14:07that's what i thought you're jurassic park on like versace walk
14:10you know you're just you're just a good guy whatever you're fine and mitt you've just come
14:15from what bar it's a lovely pub up the road listen you know you boys are great you know mitt's my one
14:22of my oldest mates so like you know it's sweet to have you down here and meet yeah thanks thanks
14:26for inviting me bro you know dude he's been south africa like safari guy like honestly unbelievable so
14:31you go with animals yeah i've i've spent enough time with them it's amazing you take your clients go and
14:35find exciting animals oh nice i was thinking of doing an art exhibition like a wildlife photography
14:39exhibition so wait so you're going to do you're going to do a whole like i'd like to maybe take
14:43over a space and put some of my pictures up invite some people along nice to get me i'm a good pr man
14:48i will get everyone down you supply the pictures i'll supply the canapes and all the drinks
14:52and the people and the people in the entertainment party invite sam along you should definitely
14:57get sam down that would be a great idea i'll definitely invite habs but is it all good for you
15:01because obviously sam's your best mate like but that doesn't it's fine that doesn't mean anything
15:05don't you know me no but i don't think that's like he's just a good guy that would just like
15:11you whatever it's not also this is what i said this is why i don't understand it's not tristan's
15:14fault that like you stepped into like an area that you didn't really know what was going on i had
15:18absolutely zero idea what's happening there yeah and i don't think sam should just got a bit annoyed
15:22by it it's super fine like sam's happy now he's got the guy he's in the relationship tristan's a good
15:26guy he's got great photography and i feel like i can take 20 percent that's fine yeah we'll have
15:32the negotiation okay fine that wasn't a handshake yeah that was a handshake you all saw it like that
15:3620 percent poo poo when nobody calling on the phone don't break your bones dying dead in the black sea
15:45is over me i'm literally fed up of cleaning after miles i just feel like i constantly am cleaning up
15:55after him it's just irritating me i am cleaning up too as well fyi it's just so annoying because
16:01like it's just such a horrible atmosphere like we didn't sign up for this like when i have to stay
16:06up all night because he's got loads of people he doesn't even know back at the house until like the
16:11really early hours of the morning like we can't live like this no i refuse to live okay we actually
16:16have like a serious sit down and like no no i actually no i want to have a serious chat with him
16:20he needs to be put in his place i'm actually at breaking point now i'm i'm not even like gonna
16:26be nice to him i'm i'm going in it's gonna be a bit awkward yeah well tough he needs to learn
16:35there is something that i'm quite keen to do we should do an engagement shoot all right sounds
16:43lovely let's do it okay so live offered to take the pictures absolutely not i really really want
16:49these pictures why do you think that's acceptable i've literally just stepped out of battle i went
16:53i went i went in the ring twice with her three times in fact imagine this was reversed imagine it
16:59was digby that went in at you three times called you this dick that twat this and then i said actually
17:05do you know what we're gonna do a photo shoot with him so uh pack your dress that we'll get we'll get
17:07you'd be like are you you would be like never you'd be like i am never doing that yeah then you want
17:12to suit up and take some pictures that we will treasure for life no live you're not gonna be a part of
17:17that they've suggested that she did it so we can't now not do it with her because that's really rude
17:22everyone's walking through the same change why we have to do it
17:45paprika could be a good idea now yeah that would be let's do that yeah definitely we've got more garlic
17:52no something new i haven't heard of this before don't be shy
18:01that is not going in my chili sauce oh
18:07well look i've made these three sources well and i would love you to tell me which one you like the
18:11most where does one begin that one is the mildest i shall proceed with caution
18:17i promise you i have not put any ghost peppers on them
18:22very fragrant garlic cumin
18:27that is not surprisingly good it's great i think you're very subtle tingling sensation
18:38this one is the hottest and there's a secret ingredient that i can't tell you about in this one
18:42i know you're into it i can taste it in my nose
18:56if you've got a bone i am
18:59unhappled
19:00i'm so sick and tired waiting in my
19:03and i'll be open for now
19:05and you've got time
19:07come on out happy boy
19:11if you've got an open i am unhappled
19:16i'm so sick and tired waiting in my
19:19i'm sorry all right i'm sorry i'm late because you're out shooting with your best mate tristan
19:27i saw it on social media i would look he's not my new best mate he's just a very nice boy
19:32you're tight
19:33no we're not you guys shooting together look it didn't mean anything all right it meant nothing
19:39at all it was just a couple of guys hanging out shooting some plays why well because he's a good
19:46black what do you mean i'm your good lad i'm your lad yeah but he's just a different vibe to you
19:52what do you mean by that it's just a different but i can i can see now why habs was hesitating
19:58let's just like i'm joking what is going on i'm joking do you know what mate i mean this is
20:04how's it's going to be like god the one that got away well probably that's you that's the point
20:08we're in a critical situation right now because we are thrash oh wait i'm the kind of guy
20:14oh wait hold on you think it's starting to say that it's funny yeah yeah but you know what
20:18me and haves are very with the start okay and that's exciting i know but you know we've got we've got
20:24tristan who's just look let's be honest he took a bit of a bit of a broadside yeah but what are you
20:29worried about what's going to happen we just don't need added pressure just on the outskirts looking
20:34in like come on let's he's gonna be there on the periphery i know he will be anything that i do wrong
20:39he'll go into it here and be like oh my haves i wouldn't be doing that here's my number he's not
20:43going to do that trust me he's not going to do anything he's a good guy all right
20:54that's bad when i dream yeah i dream about you
21:00you're in a lot of the things you say
21:03haves hello how's it going look at you on your run how are you i'm trying to stay fit good to see you
21:11darling better circumstances this time yeah i'm really sorry about that that was really uncomfortable
21:19it wasn't ideal no it wasn't okay and sorry about the way sam reacted yeah i really got under my skin
21:26there yeah he was quite antagonizing antagonizing yeah i mean yeah i spoke to jamie about our situation
21:34oh he's taking me under his wing and introduced me to the guys and it's funny because he's also
21:39sounds best friend but i love that he's yeah yeah so obviously we spoke about that okay what did
21:44he have to say he's disappointed with sam and he's basically just says he hopes that he will look
21:50after you he said he hopes it lasts with you guys but because of previous situations he doesn't think
21:55it will oh which you know he's honest and he's he said to me like he really does want the best for
22:01you guys but it just he wouldn't put money on it right which is not nice to hear but i wasn't
22:06expecting that for him to say that you know i was i was it was interesting for me
22:14you know what they say a leopard never changes its spots
22:19yeah
22:24tough because i think you're a lovely person i hope it does work but obviously
22:27maybe maybe maybe not yeah i mean but i hope you're happy that's i don't care about sam i
22:34hope that you you're happy oh thank you
22:47make me in the hallway for a cup of coffee by the stairs we're both in a hurry
22:54i think there's no pressure i just think we've got some good ones yeah that last one was good
23:11oh yeah that's really nice like a subtle sort of smile i think more like this kind of
23:16i'm not instead of a sorry i'm not gonna be like because i think it would be a bit much
23:23you look like a car salesman exactly that oh hey hello you look very french you also look very
23:31alone oh shantay where's ryan
23:35um he isn't coming okay it's why
23:41it's i trust me i'm not happy about it either i do think it's quite juvenile that he can just
23:49show his face and calm and it is because i do really want to do it like i actually want to give
23:53that to you as you're like i would love that and it's a really nice photo all the right intentions
23:58are there and if only he could just i do hope he's yeah i know do you not think it's slightly
24:02pathetic of ryan like not even to want to do it for you i don't know about pathetic because i can't
24:07help the way that he feels and he's clearly he is a sensitive guy normally i can always try and
24:12influence ryan on his decision so i i tend to get my own way yeah i just sound like such a sport brat
24:17but with this he clearly feels so strongly about it that he just obviously really doesn't like me
24:22oh yeah i mean
24:26well i'll have to figure out a way of moving forward because you can't just carry on like this
24:32where is mars as long as we he's late i'm slightly nervous oh god i might i think i need more than tea
24:53for this oh hello hello better late than never sorry guys i am late
25:05it's nice and it's got a bit frisky outside isn't it frisky little cupcakes and tea lovely
25:12i don't shoot with boys and we're saying okay let's um like organize this housewarming party that we
25:17should be doing obviously who's housewarming party ours we're not doing a housewarming party we've
25:23moved in we haven't like a housewarming party i don't want a housewarming party yeah it's just
25:27like me and emily who are going to clean it up and like i can't deal with all your friends walking
25:30around going i'm bibey so what what's going on we basically need to have a little chat with you
25:37oh god this has gone serious we just feel like the house dynamics aren't right really yeah we hate
25:46the mess it's just gross you always bring back your boy mates like it's just a boy's house okay
25:51but the girls is a bit gross a different girl every night yeah who do you think you are what do you
25:56mean who do you think i am i'm allowed to do what i want i mean okay i don't need any judgment on that
26:01like if i want to hook up some girls or go out and see the boys and whatever i don't really see
26:06why that would be a problem i'm enjoying myself look whatever we can agree to disagree then on that
26:10okay but like i love you and i know you're a really good person but you you're starting to
26:17talk about about everybody so much like it's just like who am i vision about like harry like the other
26:23day someone said something you were like oh 28 year old he doesn't know what they're doing like harry
26:26barron and he said it wasn't it wasn't bitching it was literally just say that to his face well
26:31yeah i just don't think that's very nice it's not a nice environment to be like like he's one of my
26:36friends he's i thought he was one of your friends you have to understand that we all deserve to be
26:41happy in our own home and at the moment we're not
26:46so i think we need to come to a conclusion because it can't stay like this
26:51so wait do you girls want me to move out i feel like that's like an option that we need to discuss
26:59for sure okay well i did i really didn't expect this hello hi oh give me the cheek nicely well i also
27:16have lipstick on because i got ready for a shoot this morning i'm just not going to get into an
27:21argument about why i didn't show up i'm i know my reasons for not sharing that you're coming across
27:27as childish though look at you you mean look at me what you're swarming at the idea my love you
27:36do not want live to be capturing my engagement moments with my future wife if you'd like to get some
27:41pictures with me with another photographer brilliant i think you know what we can save it
27:46for the wedding i think the moment's gone and the moment's not gone what doesn't matter i mean it was
27:52it was literally just it was supposed to be a light-hearted photo shoot and she genuinely wanted to
27:58reach out an olive branch right clearly you're more affected by this than live is now
28:11i've bumped into tristan um he had some pretty brutal things to say that him and jamie had discussed
28:34he basically was just like apparently jay was like oh sam handled things really in immaturity and he was
28:41disappointed in you and that he doesn't think that you and i are going to last jamie yeah
28:49and tris was like well a leopard never changes his spots to you yeah
28:55do you want to be any more bitter yeah i bet he loved telling you that as well yeah he probably did
29:01well no i don't think so because he is he doesn't he's not a nice guy no no i know i know he is
29:08i don't know it's just upset me a bit and when people say that it does resonate within me and
29:14it does just make me die a little bit inside like it's just i don't want to make you die inside you
29:18don't make me die you know don't jump to conclusions i'm saying for someone who is your best friend who
29:24i thought would literally be the one person being like go back go for it he's amazing it's like i don't
29:30want to upset you but for him to be like dooming it before it starts it's just
29:39i don't really know what to say to that that's really beautiful and i don't really understand why
29:45he would say that to tristan because he knows obviously that's probably the one person you
29:49shouldn't be saying that to i just know what i don't oh it's shit well i'm sorry you had to hear
29:56that that sucks okay i'm sorry that your friend is saying that so am i
30:11oh you're giving me a heart attack don't let me lose my soul
30:25like i'm the whiskey drinker what's going on mate i'm not gonna lie i've actually i just need
30:37something really strong had a chat with the girls yeah and it went completely sideways what way i was
30:43so shocked i had no idea they were feeling this basically they're a bit annoyed at me because
30:47they feel like the group in our house right now is not really going well like us three living together
30:52they actually said that well yeah basically i kind of sense they're like okay we kind of want
30:55you to move out it's a dagger yeah it didn't feel great before then yeah i was a bit oblivious to
31:00the whole situation i wanted to get back to that position you know the beginning where we're all so
31:04excited living together so i am going to do give it give it a good go but don't lick their asses no no no
31:10i'm still gonna have my lifestyle i'm still gonna enjoy myself and that's not gonna change what i'm
31:14gonna change is be a bit more considerate i think hey guys what's up dude you all right how are you
31:19did you make you up wow we're out together hey mate how are you how you doing dude you all right
31:23it's just honestly surprised to see you out yeah hey guys yeah yeah not out much are you yeah actually
31:29yeah just not with you guys how things are you man how it's not too good uh not great but i'll find
31:36solution with the girls it's fine it's a bit gross yeah like skanks you've been bringing back and like
31:43having sexes what do you mean skanks it's quite gross you're bringing back people from what i don't
31:47know what i do what i want i mean i think your boyfriend's done a lot worse in his back in his
31:52day so wow yeah so i don't think i need any job before you the one thing that hasn't changed about
31:57me is my standards so oh okay yeah anyway enough about that um i've heard you've had a little bit to
32:04say about myself for some unknown reason you've apparently said to habs that i'm 28 years old and
32:10don't have my together i mean everyone says it everyone everyone says it so who says it what you
32:15and your like three merry little men like yeah grow up you're saying i don't have my together
32:19when you're sitting around at home doing that home that you're not even going to be able to call
32:23your home soon you're going to be completely homeless like are you i'll be honest all you do is
32:29she broke up with you he's going back into his own flat my flat mate like yeah yeah yeah you live off
32:35her basically what yes exactly are you mad no i'm not mad that's like what people say what because
32:41because i live in me and miles like have had a little which we've taken our side you had a little
32:45bit of a bit you sit in your living room and just bitch like little girls no you're a beggy
32:50little no i don't honestly i don't give a shit anymore can you please both of you off
32:54fuck off bro fuck off i don't want you like i don't need anything whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa
33:01you don't do anything hey watch your mouth stop acting like a little bitch what are you
33:05gonna do don't you dare all right let's go come on
33:24this whole thing is for
33:53have you met tristan yet no no another person to meet i don't like meeting you like no honestly
33:59like new people generally no let's just do some role play if i'm tristan again i walk in i go
34:03hi nice to meet you hello what do you think of my photos oh dear are they yours heavens well ah
34:11a bird how charming could you tell me a little more about the species is it extinct i always wondered who
34:16took these kind of pictures now we know his friend called tristan
34:19i mean it's a little bit different to what you do you photograph the wildlife of chelsea
34:25literally yeah she goes to africa and gets the real the real deal how is your photography
34:30not great why so ollie sort of came with this idea that as like a peace offering with ryan because
34:37me and him aren't on great terms i should take like a nice engagement photo but louise showed up
34:41alone that's so awkward yes i know that's basically ryan like he got your he got your olive branch he
34:47snapped snapped it in half and threw it at you yeah so he basically hates you still yeah but i want to
34:53make it all right for the sake of louise so that's who i really care about do you know what i mean
34:57like it's actually very serious and i don't yeah louise is obviously a big part of my life and i want
35:00it to stay that way i don't want it to have issues because of ryan well i mean at least louise turned
35:05up could have been worse maybe he should get tristan to take photographs of him what are you saying
35:10that he's wildlife potentially hello hello hello hi hello old friend how are you so happy to see you
35:20hey mate how you doing so good to see super fans here i didn't realize you were such a big uh big fan
35:25of the work tristan's uh tristan's photography big fan of his talent are you not even know this was his
35:32for you i was about to say what i thought you were one of his super oh i'm so sorry he knows a photographer
35:37which is awesome of course he's a cultured photographer that's the thing with tristan
35:41like he doesn't shout about all of his assets like you know turns out he's an awesome photographer
35:46no one knew jay jay literally is like oh come to this exhibition it's gonna be really fun
35:50stitch me up the photos are pretty good though they are they're they're like
35:53it's how she knows is like i'm slightly reconsidering yeah
36:00it's a trying day already isn't it
36:14what can i grab one of those things stop stop before you put that in your mouth there's this little
36:19thing that i've been working on recently okay it's a hot sauce and i would love you to taste it
36:24i would love that i like how you keep it a little pouch this is just a sample come on portal be generous
36:30victoria come on no mark you're gonna must like a bit of spice okay
36:39isn't it excellent delicate it's hot but it leaves you oh my god that's delicious it's hot but it leaves
36:46you wanting more mark your turn oh i know it i've known it for a very long time just put your hand
36:51and lick it off i don't just lick it i'll put it in my hand you can lick my hand thank you i'm sure
36:55you'd be delighted but i charge a lot for that kind of service
36:58how are you good how are you good how are you good thank you how are things anyway with you two
37:27with me and sam yeah they're really good well we went on a date last night and sam was upset
37:33because tris told me that jamie was saying that he was really disappointed in sam's behavior
37:38that he he doesn't think that he can change like he knows how he is and that he doesn't think me and
37:43him are gonna last that's come out of nowhere so he's befriending the person that tried to date you
37:49when he's meant to be best friends to sam and now he's shitting on you and sam to that person
37:54firstly it's so embarrassing for me secondly it makes me think if jamie thinks that sam can't
37:58change then maybe like he knows sam more than i know him do you know what i mean no i know what you
38:02mean i can't help not think those things i know i know i know what you're saying but i'm trying to
38:07ignore it block now how how was last night uh what happened there was just ridiculous yeah so between
38:16who after you related to me that miles had said some like negative things about myself and like
38:22our relationship and wanted to ask him why and things got way too it was like you live off your
38:28girlfriend like where would you live where would you live if you didn't have melissa oh it was like
38:32god it was so nasty and then he was like laughing about it yeah that is like a dagger to my heart
38:38and as i was leaving and he was like he was like yeah he was like yeah fuck off mate he was like
38:41fuck off oh my gosh and that's what he's got really heated no i'm not joking if i was there i would
38:47have swilled him and slapped him it's horrible when i think it's probably best if we just go home today
38:51like yeah so i don't want to be around them like how did you get that close to a line i snuck up on it
38:59so we're talking was it like literally there literally right right up in the face
39:05oh god i know that awkward laugh welcome mate all right welcome just stealing my mates are you
39:10tristan i thought you might have gone back to south africa but you're not yet buddy not yet
39:15you're gonna see a lot more trusted i feel with with jay they're gonna be hanging around i'll be around
39:20i didn't actually know it was your exhibition well you're here now you might so now i'm just going
39:23to appreciate you might as well enjoy yourself i will absolutely yeah anything that takes your fancy
39:28let me know it'll be a gift i think you should hang it in your bedroom yeah above your bed i look
39:33i look good put the line up there remind you of me i'll come hang it for you no i've got my own
39:41handyman but i got your own hanging there anyways gents i'm gonna go see the rest of the guests really
39:48good to see you guys getting on famously uh make congratulations maturity level good luck
39:54it's so childish i don't care
40:02hi hey is uh louise not with you no louise is actually uh lunch with her mum yeah
40:22i um i'm quite surprised you didn't show up yesterday even for the sake of louise
40:33i know that louise would probably have preferred me to have been there
40:37i think it would be nice yeah i mean the whole concept didn't really seem that nice to me to be
40:43honest with you listen i'm not annoyed at louise that she went i know that you two are friends yeah i'm not
40:50going to get in the middle of that it's just i felt that it was a little bit too raw maybe a little
40:55bit too soon for me to just step into an engagement do you get what i do i do i do understand what you're
41:01saying yeah i know the last time i saw you it was very like yeah kind of thing and i think i just
41:06just trying to like offer yeah and olive branch or whatever it is to try and just like move on from
41:11it because i don't i hate having aggro people especially you like louise one of my oldest mates and
41:15i don't know the last thing i'd want is to cause it like have issues with you i mean hearing you
41:21explain it now i can i can uh appreciate the gesture well listen i mean i probably actually
41:29did the wrong thing by not coming so i probably should apologize to you and louise so i'm sorry
41:35for not coming um chances are you're going to be at our wedding so i think for the sake of louise we
41:42should just bury this and just move forward me too to louise to louise
41:57to be honest it doesn't like he took a picture in a field and then photos i'm not gonna lie
42:02it's a screensaver it's a screensaver hi hey guys you okay well really well i just i'm i'm confused like
42:11where do you get off do you enjoy being a dick to people what do you mean what about this is
42:15about harry yeah yeah i'm sorry they're coming up to me saying you're you're sleeping with a bunch of
42:20skanks you're disgusting i'm not gonna take that so i was pissed off i said one comment and then he
42:25tries to lunge at me for i don't know why just because i said to fuck off honestly you're being really
42:31annoying you're like well what are you gonna do because he lunged at me i don't want to be around
42:36somebody who's so nasty to people i wasn't i don't think i was that nasty but you don't think it was
42:40nasty to be like to be sponge off your girlfriend i don't i didn't say you sponge off the government
42:44i was just saying without melissa you've got nothing like you don't do anything they are my
42:47friends don't talk about them like that well then he accepts that yeah you have accepted it so
42:52just move on this has to stop i don't want bitchiness anymore like i don't want any more
42:576am house parties i don't want random girls coming back every night and hearing you
43:02shout them next door to me it has to stop so does that mean like house parties off
43:13just grow up okay
43:16stop touching me the way you did stop not even a little bit stop trying to light it up again
43:23just stop
43:28how you been looking fresh yeah i've actually picked out this shirt for me how was your date
43:33last night was it good that's fucking shit mate why why do you think it went shit
43:38i have no idea because you said to tristan to the one bloke who who i don't get along with the one
43:46guy who would take ultimate pleasure in telling my new girlfriend that the my best friend doesn't
43:52think we're going to work he thinks i'm going to cheat he thinks i'm going to fuck it up no i didn't
43:56think you're going to cheat why i didn't i didn't say you were going to cheat i didn't say that you said
43:59we weren't going to last and you fear for habs because she's such a nice girl she then comes to
44:03dinner with me and she goes it's gone into my head why has it gone into her head because she's
44:06thinking why would sam's best mate say that about him it's not making me question shit but
44:10why would she question if anyone says she's with you it doesn't matter it's the fact that you've
44:13done it yeah but then can you not see that's like you being insecure no it's not it's but why
44:18why would you say that i want to know why is it why do you why are you so convinced it's not
44:22going to work why do you think that okay why do i think it firstly i think it because i think
44:25you guys have got off to a a sketchy start and i'm worried that you're both insecure about
44:30being with each other at the moment which is it's true it's coming out now and so it's not coming
44:33out now it's just my best mate has just me over you're being insecure about what i'm saying right
44:38that's i'm pissed off because you're meant to be my brother and you've said that if you feel that way
44:43okay then you should either speak to me or just don't say it to tristan of all people who's
44:50clearly is happy that you've said that dude isn't the proof in the pudding where i've said this thing
44:54and now habs has become insecure about it no it's not you've created this problem
45:00do you know what for once okay it's not me who is fucking this up it's you and you're making my
45:05fucking brother
45:25the girls are getting to the point where they're like miles you need to just chill out yeah oh god
45:30you want to shout somebody in emily's bed no yeah in emily's bed the only option for us is to start
45:37looking outside i understand but in my heart i don't want you guys to leave why don't i do something fun
45:43for us later oh my god what's going on with you and fred i always fancied that viking look i think unless you