Made in Chelsea Season 16 Episode 8
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00:01Let's go.
00:02Oh my God!
00:03What's going on with you and Fred?
00:05I always fancied that Viking look.
00:07I think unless you go there, you're never gonna know.
00:11Can you and Digby just basically piss off?
00:14At the end of the day, you broke up with him.
00:16I'm trying to be the mate here, picking up the pieces.
00:18Miles has been a top bloke to do the whole thing.
00:21This place looks disgusting.
00:23I don't want any more 6am house parties.
00:26I don't want bitchiness. It has to stop.
00:28I was messed up by Jonal.
00:30I'm pissing off Habs' friend, Harry.
00:34Stop acting like a little bitch.
00:36He's losing friends through his actions.
00:38I was just wondering if you would like to come on a trip to Canada.
00:42To Canada?
00:58Come on you guys!
01:18Come on, baby.
01:30Oh.
01:32Ooh.
01:34Girls, this is awesome.
01:35You're good at riding your bikes.
01:37So you're enjoying it?
01:38Very much so.
01:39You are impartial to hang out with the girls, aren't you?
01:41I am.
01:42Yeah, I'm surprised you're not fed up with the bitching yet.
01:44No, I think it's a nice group.
01:45I think it's a really nice group.
01:46And it was actually Harry's birthday trip.
01:49Do you know what?
01:49I was expecting a sort of spa retreat, massages, facials,
01:53which I am partial to, but this is even better.
01:56It's more physical than that.
01:57Surfing, bike riding, we've got loads of outdoorsy stuff.
02:00You've done an awesome job here, Bentley.
02:02An awesome job.
02:03I didn't expect this.
02:05This isn't a healthy retreat, by the way, you guys.
02:08This is like, we'll have a few drinks in the hot tub.
02:10Let's go back to the house, have a few drinks,
02:12and then head out later.
02:13Okay, fine.
02:13And that would be a good idea.
02:16Oh, yeah.
02:29Don't even mention it.
02:31What's that, buddy?
02:31My jacket.
02:33What?
02:34What about it?
02:35I really don't like brown leather.
02:37Are we talking about his face or the jacket?
02:39No.
02:39Where did you get this fake tan?
02:41It's good.
02:41It's not fake.
02:42It's real.
02:42It actually looks quite real.
02:44No, it's real.
02:44Yeah, it's good.
02:45This is a real tan.
02:45This is where, because basically, I've just been helping people,
02:48and when I'm outside, I get a very good tan.
02:50It's been raining a lot, though.
02:52There's been no sun.
02:53I haven't.
02:53It's winter, James.
02:54Sun always shines on me.
02:57Well, Matt, I think you look fantastic, man.
02:59Thanks, man.
02:59Coming into 30, looking fresh.
03:00You freaking guys, you're now engaged, and, yes, I'm turning 30,
03:05but there's no rush to the finish line.
03:06You know, you've got Mitt.
03:07Mitt's still cruising.
03:08He's not, like, nowhere near getting married.
03:11You've got, like, Sophie Herman, like, not even getting married.
03:14Now, she's super happy being single.
03:15Yeah, no, no, no.
03:16There's a few people out there.
03:16I know.
03:17Can I just say, I think she's quite into Fred.
03:20Oh, she fancies him?
03:21They've been friends for years, and they have a lot of chemistry,
03:23but she just doesn't know how he feels about her.
03:25I mean, she is awesome.
03:27She's great.
03:27She's super, super fun.
03:29She's an absolute smoke show.
03:30Yeah, she's hilarious.
03:30She's great.
03:31She's really, and she's generally very funny.
03:33But I feel as though Sophie always gets what she wants,
03:35because she is so hot.
03:35She probably just, like, picks and chooses who she dates.
03:38Yeah, go full force.
03:38So this is different for her,
03:40because she doesn't know that he would want to go there now.
03:44Why is Mark Francis calling me?
03:48Mark?
03:49Louise Paris.
03:51I found the perfect place for you to get married.
03:53It's sublime.
03:54What do you mean, Mark?
03:55I didn't know you were helping me search my wedding venue.
03:58Wedding venue?
03:58The place is perfect.
03:59There's room for at least 2,000 guests.
04:012,000 guests?
04:02Yeah, perfect.
04:03Good number.
04:04It's a little bit on the low side.
04:05Ryan will love that.
04:06More than Mary.
04:06I wanted 180.
04:08Ryan only has 40 friends.
04:09Yeah, fine.
04:09180.
04:11Right, can Ryan come too?
04:12Because, I mean, obviously he's...
04:14Ryan?
04:15...going to be a big part of it.
04:16Oh!
04:17Your fiancé, I totally forgot.
04:18Yes, I suppose you could bring him.
04:20Okay, Mark, thank you.
04:21Well, that's quite overwhelming.
04:23Goodbye, goodbye.
04:24So, wait, he's just found you a potential venue.
04:26Yeah, he says it's amazing.
04:28That's for you.
04:28I don't even know.
04:28I'm so overwhelmed because, you know, it's...
04:30Are you guys on the same, like, wavelength?
04:32I don't know whether he knows what my budget is.
04:35Maybe he can pull some strings.
04:36Maybe he owns the place.
04:37Mark is quite subtle, so I reckon it'll be very quaint.
04:40Yeah.
04:40Relax.
04:41It'll be cheap.
04:42It'll be real relaxed.
04:43Shut up.
04:44I didn't even know whether I was going to invite him.
04:46Oh, wow.
04:47Phone him back and tell him that.
04:49No.
04:50Mark, by the way, I probably wasn't going to invite you,
04:51but hey, you can still plan my wedding.
04:53Yes.
04:54Oh, my God.
05:07Guys, I can't actually get over this view.
05:20It's breathtaking.
05:22No, it's amazing.
05:23Well done, Liv.
05:23You did well.
05:26Oh, look, a princess.
05:27Here he comes with our bloody Mary's in turn.
05:30Did you make them yourself?
05:31Yeah, of course.
05:33It's the least I could do for you girls.
05:34The very least.
05:35Oh, no, look at him.
05:37At least, there's going to be more to come.
05:39More to come.
05:40What, are we all going to get a foot rub at night?
05:43Whatever your heart desires for you.
05:45I do.
05:45Thanks, Harry.
05:46This is me.
05:47You're welcome, girls.
05:49This setting sort actually is insane.
05:51What's up?
05:51It's just knocked me back in the back of my throat.
05:54No, no, no.
05:55Surprise!
05:57Yeah!
05:58What the fuck?
06:00Whoa, hey, Harry.
06:01Happy birthday.
06:02Happy birthday.
06:03What are they all doing here?
06:04Oh, my God.
06:05I spilt my drink.
06:05No, no, no.
06:06That scared the actual shit out of me.
06:09Did you invite them?
06:10Oh, God.
06:10I see.
06:10Happy birthday, Harry.
06:11Did you invite them?
06:12No, I don't invite them.
06:14As much as I'm happy to Emily.
06:16So surprised.
06:17So what have they traveled 8,000 miles for?
06:20What the hell are they doing now?
06:20To irritate us.
06:21Are they coming down?
06:22You're the only one who's friends with any of those individuals.
06:26Obviously, I'm happy Emily's here.
06:28I don't really care about the rest miles.
06:29Because I'm not really on great terms of it.
06:31No, no.
06:31I don't think anyone is.
06:33This trip's just gone to shit.
06:35But I don't care about the rest.
06:39All those in the past.
06:40Oh, mam.
06:41I don't need to.
06:46Bye.
06:47Bye.
06:47Bye.
06:49Bye.
06:49Bye.
06:51Bye.
06:53Bye.
06:54Bye.
06:57Bye.
06:58Bye.
07:01The collection is unparalleled.
07:12You have to get married around art.
07:17And imagine the white dress against the bread.
07:21The contrast is beautiful.
07:23Very regal.
07:24Very, very regal.
07:26So important.
07:27It is really, really beautiful.
07:29And I can actually see this as being a...
07:31Sublime, elegant.
07:32Wait, Louise, is this the sort of place that you'd want to get married?
07:34It is really beautiful.
07:36Right.
07:37I think it's nice to get married somewhere with a lot of history.
07:40Right.
07:41Never.
07:42That was never on my list, but, yeah.
07:43Of course, weddings are all about decadence.
07:46You could have cakes in every colour, matching the rooms.
07:50Wow.
07:50This is...
07:51Lavender.
07:51This is getting out of control.
07:53Oh, OK.
07:54But enormous, gigantic creations made in Paris.
07:58Yeah, OK.
07:59Religious, éclairs, oufeuilles, macarons.
08:03Oh, I like a mille-feu.
08:04I love mille-feu.
08:06That's a sort of thin pastry with...
08:08Thank you, yes, thank you.
08:10Rooms just full of them.
08:12No, it's not me, Louise.
08:14It's not me.
08:16It's one of the most beautiful buildings I've ever visited.
08:19The high ceilings, the scale.
08:21Oh, I can see he's so excited.
08:24Mark, I don't know.
08:24That means yes.
08:26OK, perfect.
08:26Well done.
08:27I think you've done the right thing, Ryan.
08:30He does so much more.
08:31Come, come.
08:31OK.
08:32Come.
08:34Come on, Ryan.
08:36I'm coming.
08:40That's so weird.
08:42Do you want to go home?
08:45One part of me does.
08:46Shall we just go?
08:47No.
08:49Emily's making herself at home.
08:51Oh, God.
08:51God.
08:52Well, she must not hate us as much as I thought she did
08:54if she's happy to be on holiday with us.
08:57The whole thing is just weird, isn't it?
08:59Yeah, because the last time I touched her,
09:02she was like,
09:02hey, Harry, I feel sorry for you because you're going out with him.
09:05He's going to fuck you over.
09:06I don't want anything to do with you.
09:07I don't want you to come in my house.
09:08And now she's inviting herself on the holiday that we're on.
09:12I just feel bad for you now
09:13because you've got to spend your birthday with James.
09:16Miles and Emily.
09:18It isn't ideal by any means,
09:19but even if they bring things up and say nasty things...
09:23Don't rise to it, Harry.
09:24You've risen to it before.
09:25Even if they do say, like, nasty things,
09:27I'm not going to rise to it.
09:28No, Harry, I'm sorry.
09:30You can't let these freaks
09:31that have flown all the way across the world affect you.
09:34You can't.
09:35I know.
09:40Oh, my goodness.
09:41My God, look at that.
09:42This place is unbelievable.
09:44Wow.
09:45Hello, girls.
09:46They do not look happy to see us.
09:48How's it going?
09:49I mean, what are you guys doing here?
09:52Good surprise.
09:52It's a great surprise.
09:54No?
09:54It's questionable.
09:55Can I see you?
09:56Yeah.
09:56Oh, thanks.
09:57Oh, God.
09:57Great.
09:57Awesome.
09:58I'm just really confused.
09:59I thought, look, it would be quite fun to see girls out here, and also I kind of wanted to get back to where we were, kind of start that friendship again.
10:08I've got caught up in loads of messy shit, and I've got caught up in loads of messy shit, and obviously all the dramas with past people, like, I don't want to be seen as that guy.
10:16I kind of want to make sure I kind of, like, I kind of, like, I kind of want to make sure I salvage, like, our friendship, and, like, that is really important to me.
10:21I always believe you, and I'm always like, oh, I love him, and then it's so frustrating for me, because every time I speech, I think I've got somewhere, and then I'm like, oh, shit, he's gone and done it again.
10:32Well, perhaps it's a good opportunity to draw a lot of lines and a lot of sounds.
10:37You do realise you have a massive issue with Harry, and Harry's obviously our friend.
10:40And it's his birthday.
10:41Look, the Harry situation, I had no idea he was going to be here, and right now I'm not here to do anything with Harry.
10:47It's mainly for you and Emily.
10:49I'm not here to cause anyone's famous last words that I've had 12,000 times.
10:54No, no, no, I'm going to run quickly, because you fucking irritate me, all right?
10:57No shit stirring from you, no being a dick to Harry, and no pissing her off.
11:01Yeah?
11:02Yeah?
11:19Oh, nice.
11:46I like that.
11:51You need to go straight on.
11:53Spread your legs.
11:54Bum out.
11:55Yeah.
11:55Boob's forward.
11:56No.
11:56This is what you make all the girls do.
12:00Yeah, obviously I'm a professional instructor these days.
12:03Sweet.
12:04Well, thank you for the lesson.
12:05Anytime.
12:06If I fall off, I know who to blame.
12:07Yeah, 100%.
12:08How's it going with Sam?
12:10Yeah, it's all good with Sam.
12:12He's away at the moment, so I'm out here and he's on a little trip away himself.
12:17Do you think he'll mind when he finds out I'm here?
12:19Yeah, I do.
12:21But we're just friends.
12:23Right, should we do some surfing?
12:25Let's go do some surfing.
12:26Paddleboarding.
12:27Paddle surfing.
12:29Oh, my gosh.
12:31That is fun.
12:32I like that.
12:33How nice is this place, though?
12:34So, so beautiful, and I'm so happy that we crashed it.
12:37It's the best thing ever.
12:38Oh, my God.
12:39Harry's face.
12:40Worst surprise ever for him.
12:42Brilliant.
12:42I loved it.
12:43I loved every single second seeing his face mortified like that.
12:45I feel like it was quite a brave move.
12:48Like, you've literally just gone to a place where essentially everyone hates you.
12:51Yeah.
12:52Yeah.
12:53Everyone does hate me.
12:53It's quite brave.
12:53But I'm going to redeem myself and I'm going to make sure everyone loves me.
12:56I mean, has maybe a little bit kind of wary with me.
13:00And I think the whole lift situation, obviously, like, it's never been great, obviously, because of Digby.
13:05That could be salvaged, like...
13:07Yeah.
13:08Like, I don't want to have to be...
13:10Hey.
13:11Hi.
13:12Hello.
13:12Hey.
13:13How are you doing?
13:14Good.
13:15How are you?
13:16Good.
13:16I'm just intrigued to know why you guys are all the way out in Canada.
13:21Most of our friends are here, so we were like...
13:23Why not?
13:24Why not?
13:25Most of your friends are meaning Habs.
13:27Is that a big problem?
13:28Is that a big issue for you?
13:29Actually, it's quite strange.
13:31I mean, I don't really care.
13:32I'm here to see Habs and not really you and Harry.
13:35And Canada's a good place to do it.
13:36Yeah.
13:37And it's really lovely here.
13:38So you don't think there's anything that you need to address with me and Harry?
13:41Not really.
13:43Wouldn't it just be quite nice for you to just be like, look, what I did was a bit shit
13:46and I'm sorry, can't we all just get on and have fun?
13:48Right now, because I don't...
13:49Miles, do you want to apologise to Melissa?
13:51Yes or no?
13:51No.
13:51Do you want to feel bad about it?
13:53Not really.
13:54Like, I don't think...
13:55You're actually looking at the nasty person, aren't you?
13:56I don't think I've said anything that bad.
13:59Don't worry about us.
14:00We won't, you know, intrude on your...
14:02We don't want to hang out with you anyway.
14:03Whatever you're doing.
14:03We don't want to hang out with you anyway.
14:03All right, can you guys have fun with your ballplay?
14:09Bye.
14:10Have fun at sea.
14:12Try not to drown.
14:20Not bad being here, eh?
14:22No, it's nice.
14:23This place is like surface paradise.
14:25It's a good pick.
14:26And what are the chances we turn up?
14:28What are the chances?
14:29I was like, let's go, like, crash this little girl's trip.
14:31Why are you so desperate to be out here?
14:32To see you.
14:35Obviously.
14:36No, we have great crack.
14:39You know what?
14:39It's nice to see you, Emily, and, well, and Tristan.
14:43Why not Miles?
14:44Oh.
14:45Oh, come on, like.
14:46I just find him irritating.
14:47And he chats out of his arse, and you even know that.
14:50Yeah, but, like, there's a reason for him being here.
14:52It's like the whole point of him being here is just like,
14:54it's not for you.
14:55No, no, this is my trip that everyone is forgetting.
14:58No, come on, it's just a positive, isn't it?
15:00Like, three out of four people, you enjoy being here.
15:04I really didn't take you for a bit of a pussy.
15:07James, I'm not a pussy.
15:09You went in and got straight back out.
15:10James, it's quite boring pedal boarding.
15:12I'm actually going to surfing.
15:12Oh, no, I totally agree.
15:13I'm quite a skilled surfboard.
15:14Oh, really?
15:15Yeah, yeah.
15:15I'd like to see that.
15:16So that pussy's behaviour is just not really my vibe.
15:18Shut up.
15:18You're not bad at straddling, either.
15:20Oh, my God.
15:21Just keep us...
15:23No, because you see sick, and then I, like, feed it back,
15:26which is fun.
15:26I think, like, most conversations with everyone else,
15:28everyone's a bit dull and dry.
15:29Boring and irritating.
15:30I know, and you just have no filter,
15:31and you bring the bad guy out of me.
15:33That's what you do to me.
15:34The nasty person in me.
15:36The nasty person or the dirty person?
15:37Probably the dirty person, yeah.
15:39Yeah, not the nasty one.
15:40It's just, like, speaking before thinking.
15:42I love it.
15:43Getting yourself in trouble every now and again.
15:44Yes.
15:45It has to be done.
15:45Good, that's what we're here for,
15:46is just to have fun.
15:47Do you know there's, like,
15:48there's one really good fact about this place?
15:50What?
15:50You.
16:18Jamie, can you pass me the white one, please?
16:20Yeah, Jay. Swine! Put it down.
16:23What about the germs? There's no germs in it.
16:25Yeah, you've got a lot of germs.
16:27So when you want to woo someone, this is the meal you cook?
16:29This is one of my signature Herman dishes, yeah, Herman specials.
16:33Then if you're going to do a dessert, okay, do you wait...
16:37Okay, hang on, this is actually... I'm bad at desserts.
16:38Normally, I'm the dessert. This is what I'm saying.
16:41How do you prepare that dish? It's very easy.
16:44Just get some whipped cream and go, hello!
16:46Hello!
16:50Who's that?
16:52Oh, erm...
16:54So, I invited Fred to come just because...
16:58Dude, you can't just invite people to her kitchen.
17:00I mean, I love Fred, but it would have been nice to know,
17:02because I only made three schnitzels.
17:04It's fine. It's just going to be... He was alone.
17:06There's not going to be enough food for the white viking.
17:08There is! Just relax!
17:10Typical Jamie. Typical.
17:11Like, he doesn't even think about, like, all of the grocery, like...
17:14You are working hard in the kitchen.
17:16We're preparing everyone!
17:18Good for me, baby!
17:19Hi, Mosey. I'm so happy you're here,
17:21but I don't have enough schnitzels for all of us,
17:23so we might need to share with my plate.
17:25Do you know what?
17:26Fine, you guys can share, you can have mine, whatever you want.
17:28This lady, by the way, can I just quickly do one quick thing?
17:30Try this, my friend.
17:31It is fun!
17:33Come to Daddy.
17:34Try that. Here you go.
17:35Oh, there we go.
17:36That's so good.
17:37Yummy!
17:38You did not make that.
17:39Of course!
17:40You know how good I am with veal.
17:42I'm impressed.
17:43You're better than your singing.
17:44I just don't understand how this lady is single.
17:47I just don't get it.
17:47I mean, Fred, you're...
17:49I'm single.
17:50You're single, man.
17:50What the frickin'...
17:51What's going on?
17:52You did?
17:52We went, we kind of went on a date once.
17:54Oh, you did?
17:54Yeah.
17:55What happened?
17:55Yeah, but then I got back together with my ex-boyfriend.
17:58So she was like,
17:58Oh, I'm kind of interested.
17:59And then, boom, you know...
18:00But that was a difficult time of my life.
18:04And you've never asked again, Freddy Mouse, so...
18:06You're lost.
18:07Freddy Mouse, will you come and help me set the table?
18:13You can't just leave.
18:14Absolutely.
18:14Oh!
18:15Watch the Geschnitzelte for me.
18:22The chemistry between those two.
18:23Joke.
18:24A freaking joke, man.
18:25You've definitely had less chemistry with chicks than you've taken home.
18:29Mm-hmm.
18:29I'm so surprised that they haven't hooked up.
18:31Do you know what my theory is?
18:33He still likes her, but there's too much on the line.
18:36There's too much on the line for him to...
18:37Of course he fucking likes her.
18:37Look at the chemistry right now.
18:39Do you think they're a good couple, be honest?
18:40I think they'll be a great couple.
18:41Well, let's make this happen.
18:43All I'm going to do is give a little bit of a nudge.
18:45That's it, right?
18:46A little bit of a nudge?
18:47Nudge.
18:47Do you make sure it's not shove?
18:49I never shove.
18:50I know, you do.
18:51You're awful.
18:52Here's a little bit of a push.
19:06All right, guys, I want you to keep your eyes and ears open for bears.
19:14What do we do when we find one?
19:15Blow a whistle, Miles.
19:16Stand behind Liv.
19:17She'll scare them off.
19:17But we need some honey, you little turd.
19:20Well, this honey would trap more than bears, won't it?
19:24Mm-hmm.
19:25It would trap you, wouldn't it?
19:25Yeah, well.
19:27Get a right sticky situation.
19:28Will it?
19:29Yes.
19:29How sticky we're talking?
19:31Fucking sticky.
19:36Mate, are we actually even going to see a bear?
19:37Because I've just been walking all day.
19:38You lads need to learn a little bit of patience.
19:41I have no patience.
19:42I can see that.
19:43To speed up the process, but all I've trapped is Liv Bentley.
19:45I had to say, that was definitely for Liv.
19:47Can you sense the sexual chemistry?
19:49Can I sense it?
19:50Because I can definitely sense it.
19:51I can smell it.
19:52I can sense the sexual tension.
19:54Yeah?
19:54The sexual friction.
19:55It's so fun.
19:56I thought you'd scare her with all your little comments,
19:59yet she gives it back to you even more.
20:02How far is this going to go, though, mate?
20:03I don't know.
20:05It's going to have to end some stage.
20:06Would you?
20:06Would you?
20:07Depends if either of us act on it.
20:08Hot tub, later at night, red wine.
20:12It's a dangerous combination.
20:13Who knows?
20:14Would you go there?
20:14Both might.
20:15I probably would.
20:16I think any...
20:16Yeah, probably would.
20:22This group is so nice.
20:23They have made it really fun and enjoyable.
20:26I was worried about Miles, obviously,
20:28because of stuff with Digby,
20:29but it hasn't been like that at all.
20:33It's been quite drama-free,
20:34and I feel like there's, like,
20:36the one thing that's really bothered me about Miles
20:38was the gossiping.
20:39I've not heard him do it.
20:39Yeah, I've seen.
20:40He's literally just...
20:41He's been quite chilled.
20:43Actually, I quite like Miles.
20:44I don't.
20:45I have hated him for so long.
20:46I told you, this is the thing.
20:47He's so irritating then.
20:49When you're with him, you can't...
20:50You can't get annoyed at him.
20:51I'm just looking at him and laugh.
20:52You know the one thing that has actually
20:54had me in hysterics this trip is James?
20:56No, he's so funny, and I am sorry.
20:59Can you guys just have sex already?
21:01Because it's actually painful.
21:02No, no.
21:03It's painful for the rest of us to be around.
21:04Habs, it's a joke.
21:05When me and him are together, I don't...
21:07I think it might be a joke from you,
21:08but from hit and miss, definitely not.
21:10No.
21:11Every time I look at him,
21:12he is gazing deep into your soul.
21:15Ew.
21:17Shut up.
21:45I thought you'd be really good at this.
21:59I should be good, because I have a lake at home,
22:01and obviously my dad teaches me,
22:03and, yeah, I don't know what happened.
22:04He's not going to be impressed.
22:06I think, you know, I think we've got all the wrong gear.
22:09What's super nice as well is that we're, like,
22:11away from everyone together now.
22:13We can have, like, a little bit of alone time.
22:15Yeah, which I feel like wouldn't be necessary
22:18if it was just us and the other two girls,
22:19but because everyone else is here, I'm like, oh, get me out.
22:21They'll probably make, like, some negative dig about it,
22:23being like, oh, Harry and Melissa just want to spend, like,
22:25alone time together.
22:26Yeah, we do. Yeah, we do.
22:27Because you're really annoying to be around.
22:28Yeah, but, yeah, we do.
22:29At least we can just get away from them.
22:32Yeah.
22:33Especially a million miles.
22:35I just find him extremely untrustworthy.
22:37I just think he's an irrelevant character.
22:40I don't know what it is.
22:41He's like, he moves a cup and I'm just like, oh, I just really hate you.
22:44HE LAUGHS
22:45God, yeah.
22:47All right, Audra, what did you think of Liv and James?
22:50Do you think anything would happen there?
22:51I don't know.
22:53I'd be really shocked if it did.
22:55No, do you know what?
22:56I think the reason why I would be surprised if something did happen
22:59is because Miles is here and Miles is Digby's best mate, so...
23:03Yeah, he's sort of overseeing everything.
23:04If Liv hooked up with James, Miles would go running back straight to Digby.
23:08Like...
23:09Yeah.
23:10There he is.
23:13HE LAUGHS
23:14HE LAUGHS
23:15HE LAUGHS
23:16HE LAUGHS
23:17HE LAUGHS
23:18HE LAUGHS
23:19HE LAUGHS
23:20HE LAUGHS
23:21HE LAUGHS
23:22HE LAUGHS
23:23HE LAUGHS
23:24HE LAUGHS
23:25That's a smile.
23:26Hey.
23:27What do you...? What is this shirt you wear?
23:29It's the ex-army shirt.
23:31I'm in the regiment.
23:32You are?
23:33Yeah.
23:34I guess we...
23:35Welcome. Welcome, soldier.
23:36I don't think they would allow that sort of earring in the regiment.
23:39They were in this one.
23:40They were in this one.
23:41How are you guys swimming after last night? Full?
23:43Full of stroganoff. Whatever the hell happens.
23:44How good was Sophie at cooking like? She was pretty freaking good.
23:47She was amazing.
23:47If I was single, ooh, I'd probably...
23:51He probably wouldn't be in with a chance.
23:52HE LAUGHS
23:54HE LAUGHS
23:55But, dude, you said your chemistry is under another man.
23:57I would agree with that.
23:59Yeah, you would? Mm.
24:00It's sick.
24:01Do you fancy Sophie?
24:04It's a straight-up question.
24:05Straight-up question.
24:06Do I think she's super hot? Yes.
24:08Do I want to take it any further than this now? No.
24:11I don't deny we have great chemistry.
24:14But that's just not what I want from her.
24:16And isn't that better to be honest about it
24:18rather than to go into it and think,
24:19yeah, okay, let's do this,
24:20which would then screw up everything we have?
24:23We have a little bit of a problem on our hands.
24:26Which is what?
24:27Um...
24:29So I sent Sophie some flowers in your name.
24:31Oh, great.
24:33So...
24:35Why did you do this?
24:36I thought it was a really good idea.
24:37Jamie...
24:38I probably should have asked him.
24:39What the hell?
24:39Dude, it was like the nicest bouquet of flowers
24:41you've ever got anyone.
24:42And I sent it to her...
24:44Oh, no.
24:44...with signing on with your name.
24:47What did the...
24:47Was there a little note with it?
24:48Was there a little note?
24:49What did it say?
24:50Yeah, a nice little note.
24:51What have you written?
24:52No, no, it's fine.
24:53In your boyish handwriting as well?
24:54Oh, God.
24:55Oh, God.
24:56Well, I've just said that, you know, the reason why I don't want it is so I don't have to hurt anyone's feelings, and now I have to hurt her feelings anyway.
25:00Yeah.
25:01So, thanks.
25:02Great.
25:03I'm actually...
25:04I'm more worried for you.
25:05What?
25:06Well, because you've now given Sophie the wrong idea.
25:08She's going to fucking kill you.
25:10No, she's not going to kill you.
25:11She won't be...
25:12She doesn't even know it's from you.
25:13She thinks it's from Fred.
25:14Well, you should probably own up.
25:15I love that that's your...
25:16Oh, it's fine.
25:17That's...
25:18That's the thing he comes back with.
25:19I'm not accountable.
25:20It's fine.
25:21It's not with you.
25:22It's from you.
25:23Like, you said them.
25:24In her eyes, I said, I've done nothing wrong.
25:26Oh, God.
25:27Oh, God.
25:28You're gonna act so bad.
25:31You're gonna act so bad.
25:33I wanna love you back so bad.
25:36I wanna love you back so bad.
25:39I wanna love you back so bad.
25:41You're everyone, I love you.
25:43I wanted to invite you to come to my little wine tasting tomorrow.
25:48Nice.
25:49I also thought you and Ryan might benefit from that because you can have a little pre-wedding wine selection.
25:54I would love that.
25:55Yeah?
25:56You know, Mark, I got a call from Mark Francis the other day.
25:59I've never spoken to him on the phone.
26:00I was actually mortified.
26:02What did he say?
26:03He's looking at wedding venues for me.
26:05I mean, Mark's vision of a wedding is...
26:08I can imagine.
26:09...mad.
26:11Louis Cator's gold.
26:13He is so extravagant.
26:14I actually feel sorry for the person that he ends up marrying.
26:17You know, this place was beautiful, but it was huge.
26:20And it was very ornate, very classical, very Mark.
26:24I would have loved to see Ryan's face.
26:26Poor Ryan.
26:27Come in.
26:28Oh, hello.
26:30Hi.
26:31I have some flowers for you.
26:32Just here is good.
26:33Thank you so much.
26:34What is that from?
26:35It's not the snatch.
26:36Tell me, tell me.
26:37They're from Fred.
26:38That's so sweet.
26:39Cute.
26:40Oh, my God.
26:41Nice handwriting.
26:42Thank you, Fred.
26:43They're actually really nice.
26:44They're really nice.
26:45They're really nice.
26:46And they're big.
26:47And I love...
26:48I hate a stingy...
26:49I know, I know.
26:50They're great.
26:51Why is she sending you these?
26:52There wasn't a lot in the card.
26:53I don't really know.
26:54But it's quite sweet.
26:55It's sending quite a big message.
26:56I don't have random guys who are friends of mine sending me flowers.
26:59No!
27:00Stop it!
27:01I don't know what to say!
27:02Stop giving me!
27:03I can see your nostrils, like, twitching.
27:06Like...
27:07I'm definitely going to say thank you tomorrow, because I invited him as well to the wine tasting.
27:12Fun!
27:13Yeah.
27:14Well, you never know.
27:15Mark could be organizing yours and Fred's.
27:16I don't know.
27:17I don't know.
27:18I don't know.
27:19I can see your nostrils, like, twitching.
27:20Like...
27:21I'm definitely going to say thank you tomorrow, because I invited him as well to the wine tasting.
27:25Fun!
27:26Yeah.
27:27Mark could be organizing yours and Fred's...
27:29Wedding next.
27:30HE LAUGHS
27:31HE LAUGHS
27:36MUSIC PLAYS
27:52Hi, boy.
27:53Yes, buddy!
27:54Yes!
27:55Do you want the bottle opener?
27:56I certainly do.
27:57Oh, God, mate.
27:58How old are you?
27:59I'm going to open that for you, my friend.
28:00Oh, you're a lad.
28:01I think we've had to ask probably a few times when we get out of the world.
28:05No.
28:06No?
28:07No.
28:08No.
28:09No.
28:10No.
28:11No.
28:12No.
28:13No.
28:14No, no.
28:15No.
28:16It is a bit awkward for Harry and Melissa though, no? Or not?
28:20You don't give a fuck? I don't care. Like, not really, no.
28:25Look at the dynamics. You and Harry and Melissa don't get on.
28:29Liv doesn't get on with Miles. Miles and Melissa and Harry don't get on.
28:33Miles said to me that it's a really good time for him to show us and spend time with us.
28:37He wants to, well, especially you, really wants to get back on the level that you've got,
28:41like the friendship that you guys had.
28:43Because obviously, like, after everything that's happened...
28:45I want it to go back to what it was, but can it ever?
28:48Because we've had so many arguments,
28:50it sounds like there's that awkward, like, barrier between us.
28:53I feel like he has changed. He has...
28:56Do you think he has?
28:58Well, he's definitely calmed down a lot.
29:01Maybe him booking the trip out here,
29:03it's like he's going to try and make amends with people.
29:07Oh.
29:11This place is stunning.
29:13Canadian girls...
29:16Very pretty.
29:17Very pretty.
29:18English girls, very pretty.
29:20I'm not going to lie, not as pretty as what we can see over there.
29:23Those ladies in the hot tubber.
29:25My goodness me.
29:27Oh, boys.
29:28Oh, hello.
29:29Liv?
29:30Come join the fun group.
29:31Oh!
29:32No, no, you've crushed my holiday.
29:34Yes.
29:35However, it is quite nice to see you guys.
29:36Yeah?
29:37I was quite frosty with you, but just because...
29:40It has been testing with you over the last few months,
29:43it's been a fucking nightmare, if I'm completely honest,
29:45and you have caused untold problems for me.
29:48I think with the whole DB situation,
29:50I was only trying to be a friend for him at that time.
29:52And I do get that.
29:53I do understand that.
29:54And I think...
29:55I think now it's gone to a point where we should move on,
29:59and I feel like, because we have the same friendship groups,
30:03I wouldn't want it to be awkward or horrible between us,
30:08because I don't think there's any need any more.
30:10I get along quite well with you,
30:11so I don't...
30:12Yeah.
30:13And I would rather that...
30:14I don't want the DB shit to override that.
30:15Yeah.
30:16Anyway, let's forget about it and move on.
30:17Yeah.
30:18I agree.
30:19Completely agree.
30:20Cheers, but you've got no beer.
30:21Yeah, you're a freeloader.
30:22No.
30:23Come, please have it now.
30:24Come on, please have it now.
30:25Come on, please have it now.
30:27Ooh.
30:28Ooh.
30:29Ooh.
30:30Ooh.
30:32Ooh.
30:33Oh, I...
30:34You can trust me, baby.
30:39It's gonna be that way you're gonna.
30:41Never gonna let it happen.
30:44Never gonna let it happen.
30:45Never, then it will be all the night.
30:48Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
30:57Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
31:13Last night was very, very strange.
31:17I turn around, look outside, and Liv is in the hot tub with James.
31:22Fissing.
31:25Wait, have you seen Mimi at this morning?
31:27No.
31:28Girls, I brought some more pancakes.
31:30Well, well, well, look who it is.
31:32What the cat dragged in.
31:33Maple syrup and everything.
31:34James is obsessed with having pancakes for every meal.
31:37All day, every day, and maple syrup.
31:39I've got such a sweet tooth.
31:41Bet you do.
31:42Wait, guys, so just talk me through what happened last night.
31:45I'm really confused.
31:47I think you should.
31:48Yeah, probably.
31:49It was just all, like, quite lulls.
31:51We were just in the hot tub, like, playing stupid fucking drinking games.
31:54Like, we were 13 again.
31:55It was great fun.
31:56And then I ended up just getting with James.
31:58What do you mean?
31:59No, it's quite simple.
32:00No, it was all a bit jokey, though.
32:01Like, we were just laughing.
32:02It wasn't me like, oh, James.
32:03Yeah, it sounds hilarious.
32:04I had no intention.
32:05I don't think you did either.
32:06No, I didn't.
32:07I am sorry, James Russell Taylor.
32:08I think you had more than the intention of doing that.
32:09Yes, you definitely did.
32:10You're a boy.
32:11I don't think I did have the intention.
32:12It was definitely unexpected.
32:13It wasn't unexpected for us.
32:14Miles was there.
32:15I saw it from a mile away.
32:16Yeah, and then what happened?
32:17Mm.
32:18Do I have to say?
32:19Guys, at the end of the day, we had a kiss, and so did you with Mr Miles.
32:21Me and Miles.
32:22What?
32:23What?
32:24What kind of kiss was it?
32:25Like a peck?
32:26It was a proper kiss.
32:27I can't even handle it.
32:28It was all a bit...
32:29It honestly...
32:30It was literally like five seconds, and then...
32:31Oh!
32:32Oh!
32:33Oh!
32:34Oh!
32:35Oh!
32:36Oh!
32:37Oh!
32:38Oh!
32:39Oh!
32:40Oh!
32:41Oh!
32:42Oh!
32:43Oh!
32:44Oh!
32:45Oh!
32:46Oh!
32:47Oh!
32:48Oh!
32:49Oh!
32:50Oh!
32:51Oh!
32:52Oh!
32:53Oh!
32:54So bad...
32:55Oh!
32:56Oh!
32:57Oh!
32:58Oh, my God.
32:59It's just so bad.
33:01It's...
33:04Yeah...
33:05Yeah.
33:06I know I'm, like, single and all, but getting with Miles, that's completely unacceptable.
33:10And...
33:11You know...
33:12Obviously, it's really touchy subject, and it's all with you and Digby.
33:15But you are single, and you are out in Canada, and really, you're not doing anything.
33:19And you're not even close with Digby, are you?
33:20No, not at all.
33:22is digpi's best friend like what what is he doing it's actually really really just wrong
33:31in every level like he has zero respect and zero morals does he realize what a heat of the moment
33:39thing is going to have in terms of consequences it's just going to break up a friendship isn't
33:52i'll keep driving
33:59i'll be home by now
34:01no longer i leave it i'll be over
34:05something i promise that i'll never know
34:09i know by now
34:11i know by now
34:14look at me
34:22how are you have you enjoyed your birthday yeah i've had a great time it's been good
34:43i could have let certain things bother me but i haven't
34:49cheers to that
34:52cheers everybody
35:04cheers
35:06cheers
35:08cheers
35:10cheers
35:12cheers
35:14cheers
35:16cheers
35:18cheers
35:20cheers
35:34cheers
35:35cheers
35:37cheers
35:39cheers
35:40here's to wedding planning
35:46how did you find the venue that mark took us to
35:50i mean it was nice
35:53you didn't say much
35:54i was just a bit overwhelmed by the way it was just so over the top so grand it was just a little bit too
36:01wow this is out of reach for me nothing's out of reach for us baby
36:04so where are you up because it looked as though you were really enjoying it and getting into it
36:10i mean i loved it i had a really i had a great time it was a beautiful venue but it's not us at all
36:15good to know
36:18good to know
36:20were you panicking
36:20you kept pretty you kept pretty quiet yes i was just being polite with mark
36:25it was a beautiful venue but it's it's clearly completely wrong for us
36:30okay
36:30i don't want it to be mark francis's wedding it's going to be completely our wedding okay good okay so
36:35let's just continue the search okay well we could just go down the local registry office
36:39yeah we could do that no we're not doing that okay do you reckon that you would invite mark to
36:44the wedding i don't want to talk about guests at a party like this because half the people are
36:48going to be invited and half aren't but wait are you going to invite mark i don't i haven't made
36:52my mind up yet but you know when you have like the sort of backup list or the maybes list which
36:58is he on he's on that list on the maybe list yeah
37:01wow buddy that's a really clear wine you've got that look at the legs look at the legs a little
37:10bit of bubbles in that one yeah i don't know why i'm doing this is sparkling water ah so no wine for
37:14you no what i'm just having a break i'm feeling good dude you know what's so sweet about this man
37:18is that none of us have really hung out in ages so it's actually quite nice everyone else is away us
37:23here in london catching up super laid back have you seen jamie omitin yet um i mean i saw them earlier
37:29we're having some drinks but okay so you know how jamie just loves getting involved in everyone's
37:35business is this to do with sophie yeah dude i knew this was gonna happen yeah he bought a huge bouquet
37:40of flowers and he sent it to sophie on my behalf because he thought i was nervous no wait without
37:46even speaking to him speaking to me and i don't know what the hell she's gonna think and the whole
37:50reason is i don't want the way that sophie and i are right now is amazing yeah it's like you don't want
37:55to have everything exactly why do i want to ruin that but i don't even know this is maybe that's
38:00not how she's feeling in the first place maybe well i mean maybe she is oh the way louise said it the
38:05other day was that she is into you but she's not entirely sure how you feel but obviously now with
38:12jamie sending the flowers and she's probably now thinking that you're feeling the same way hey guys
38:17there she is oh hey dude hi how are you how are you dude i was just saying to fred how awesome this
38:25is getting everyone together drinking a little bit of rouge i love a bit of rouge so so sweet i need
38:31to go get some food there's some lovely manchego perfect thank you thank you brother
38:36thank you very much for my flowers do we need to talk about something so
38:48the flowers they're not from me
38:53so who are they from i'll give you a hint he's this big and he has a hair transplant oh jermaine yeah
39:00that's not okay so basically he saw us together and he wanted it so much to happen he thought i was
39:05too scared to take the first step because of last time that's not cool honestly someone needs to
39:13tell him that it's not all right to play with people like that no right unless you need to tell me
39:20something look i think the whole thing is with us is that we have what we have now is amazing right
39:28yeah why mess with it why try and ruin it with anything other than what we have this beautiful
39:34friendship right yeah exactly see yeah but jermaine definitely like needs to be taught a lesson this
39:41was not okay and i'm actually a bit offended
39:48what sort of tones are you getting from there what do you mean god i think this is overtones of
39:58shit staring probably there's no shit staring in this yeah no no let me try that stinks of meddling
40:06that noise you sound like cannibal it's first it's california grape 100 no it's all german it's not
40:13german it's not german hey guys oh hey hi cheers cheers smell this what do you think of this californian
40:20grape it's a german grape germans don't do red grapes oh they do if jamie were a wine what what notes
40:27would you just have fruity and shameful glad i came to this what's up what's the matter thanks
40:34for the flowers they go great with my interior what did jamie send them yes jamie sent them honestly jamie
40:41this could have really gone so wrong also good let's just work this out right there was a you're not
40:48going to weasel your way out of this one actually i can't wait to see this he's very good at this yeah no
40:53he's not good enough everyone's settling let's see how he gets out of this oh god look at him
40:58weaseling up already so basically i'm sorry that i tried to make love happen for two friends
41:02okay hate me for it whatever you want listen i know you didn't mean any harm clearly and no harm was
41:08caused thank god because our friendship is so cemented and so secure and we know both know so you don't
41:15fancy friend no no well don't even look at me like that literally do you want some like
41:23german grape on the visage right now it's delicious good if fred said to you look i'd like to take
41:28him a date what would you say i would say maybe baby but this is none of your business and also there
41:34will be payback time just when you least expect it i'm gonna snatch look i am sorry i apologize for
41:40getting involved thank you in your relationship shall i cancel the flowers i sent to fred then
41:46it's very tame and quiet compared to last night what happened last night um
42:16i'll do the experience what i got with james then i got with miles
42:30you're digby's best mate yeah stupid drunken mistake i am so shocked this is just it's the most
42:37unlikely situation exactly it's yeah it's it was it was it's just stupid it should never have happened
42:45we were outrageously drunk and it's not an excuse but it has happened oh
42:53i feel like i've cheated i'll be honest with you getting with miles is as bad as cheating
42:59i'm only okay i've done something really stupid and i hate myself for it okay i really do jb is my
43:13mate and i should have never have done that and i wasn't thinking last night i got really drunk that's
43:17all why they why are those things and mate let me listen let me finish please like i really don't
43:24i oh you just annoy me i just don't think that's anything shut the fuck up honestly i don't need
43:30your shit i'm not giving you like i just don't need your chat i don't i don't listen to you i don't
43:34want to hear it from you i'm not giving you shit guys the fucking point is you're not a malicious
43:38nasty person miles like you're an idiot and you made a mistake i'm an idiot and i've made a
43:42fucking mistake it was a stupid stupid mistake that is what it was but do you have any morals
43:48that boy has cried you on the phone about live night after night like i don't understand how somebody
43:54would do that to one of their friends are you actually sorry like i used to think that you just
43:58did stupid things but you were a really good person i still want to believe that but you make it so hard
44:03for me to think that when you do something so nasty habs i honestly don't see why you can keep
44:10bringing up how he's made a mistake and you're what you mean you preach the point you preach the
44:14point to him and look at him he doesn't need a good friend keep on going in he needs a
44:19fucking shoulder to cry on shall i just pap him on the back for that no just filter it a bit
44:23i hate to see you i know and i just i know and i know and i know all you're doing is to make me
44:29realize things and i get that because we've had this conversation so many times and for some
44:33fucking reason it doesn't get screwed into my head i am upset because i know it's all true and i've
44:41already fucked up and i've fucked up because my best friend in right now in london i've i've done
44:48something the the worst thing ever and it is kidding me and i should have never have done it but it's done
45:03she said
45:20she basically told me she kissed james i heard that that miles kissed me sorry to be the bearer bad news
45:32He's scum, mate. Absolute scum.
45:35You know exactly how I feel about that girl, and you go,
45:38fucking do that. You fucking piece of shit.
45:41I'm just trying to explain to you, okay, this is not the person I am,
45:43and I would never do that to a friend.
45:45Our friendship's fucking done, mate.
45:47I'm so happy about it. I've missed you so much.
45:51Do you know what? You'd be an idiot to not want to be with your daughter, so...
45:55I hope to see a lot more of you.
45:57Hey, I would literally be here every single day.