Made in Chelsea Season 16 Episode 11
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00:01What did Sam get you for your birthday?
00:03Oh, God, he got me a snack list.
00:05He's gone around, hasn't he?
00:06I feel really overwhelmed.
00:08It's all just got so intense so quickly,
00:11and I just... I don't feel like I can give you what you need.
00:14What's wrong? What's wrong?
00:15I just passed her abs and she looked really upset.
00:17She told me.
00:18To not speak to you does put a little bit of a stone in my stomach.
00:21I want to sort things out with you, mate.
00:23Mate, you look good.
00:26Eliza, how are you doing?
00:27Hi.
00:28Do you have a boyfriend?
00:29No.
00:30You're all forward, aren't you?
00:31Excuse me.
00:35I'm really sorry for you.
00:36I do really regret breaking up with you,
00:38and I wish things had been different.
00:39All I want is I want to be with you.
00:41But I don't trust you.
00:59I can't roll.
01:00It doesn't even matter if the stars don't shine.
01:02All I want for Christmas is a rockin' time.
01:05Happy Christmas.
01:08If there was a solid twinkling light.
01:11Was it this time last year that we went chopping down the tree?
01:14With Harry?
01:15Oh, better day.
01:16That's gone so quickly.
01:17You've had quite the year, haven't you?
01:19I was happy then.
01:23So I have some exciting news.
01:25Are you ready to be an uncle?
01:29Yes.
01:30I'm getting a dog!
01:31Oh.
01:32We're getting a puppy!
01:33I thought I was going to be an uncle!
01:34Yes!
01:35I didn't know what you were on about.
01:36I was like, what?
01:37Oh, my God!
01:38I was literally like, my dreams have come true.
01:40You can't do that!
01:42How exciting!
01:43Yeah!
01:44That little puppy!
01:45I'm just not a dog person.
01:46Can't give a shit, really, if I'm honest.
01:47Yeah, because all of yours have died.
01:49No, no.
01:50They're around somewhere.
01:51They're just wild now.
01:52So we're getting a king to a spaniel.
01:54Oh, family dog!
01:56Then you can give it to Sam, a little friend.
01:58I know you're depressed.
01:59You don't want to bring it around here.
02:00Oh, Sam.
02:02She's actually going to come and pick up her stuff sort of any minute now.
02:05I've got loads of her stuff here.
02:07Yeah.
02:08Well, at least you can give her back all her bodycon dresses now.
02:11Legit.
02:12I like her.
02:13Yeah.
02:14It's going to be a lonely Christmas.
02:15Last Christmas they gave you my heart, but the very next day you gave it away this year to save me from tears.
02:35This is like, no, I've got the heavy end.
02:37Yeah, it's true, actually.
02:38Wait.
02:39No, no, no, no.
02:40It's going in my face.
02:41I can't see.
02:42I cannot see.
02:43Let's get a cab.
02:44We're not getting a cab.
02:45I've dropped it.
02:46You can't just drop it like that.
02:47Yes, I can.
02:48I can't wait to go because I love Iceland.
02:50We're not getting a cab.
02:51I really like that.
02:52What's her name?
02:53Oh, my God.
02:54It's at Jamie's party.
02:55Jamie's party.
02:56Fred!
02:57It's like the...
02:58What is...
03:00Oh, God.
03:01Come.
03:02This is...
03:03I think I recognise them.
03:04It's the Christmas goons.
03:05We're cool.
03:06What is this?
03:07Hello.
03:08Hi.
03:09Just two manly men, you know.
03:10More like the Christmas chuckle brothers.
03:13The two elves.
03:14You're Eliza, right...
03:15Yeah, and you are?
03:16Miles.
03:17And this is James.
03:18Nice to meet you.
03:19Nice to properly meet you.
03:20Yeah, I saw you at Jamie's party.
03:21Yes, that's the one.
03:22What are you guys doing for Christmas?
03:23Oh, gosh.
03:24Fred?
03:25What are you doing?
03:26Well, I'm going back to Iceland and having a very festive time.
03:28What are you guys doing?
03:29Christmas time is family time.
03:30Yeah, we're family.
03:31No.
03:32Family, family time.
03:33Strict family time.
03:34What about you, Eliza, is it?
03:35Family time.
03:36Yeah.
03:37Do you live in Chelsea or...?
03:38Yeah, but I'm at uni, so...
03:39Oh, sweet.
03:40Up and down.
03:41Yeah?
03:42Do you have any questions?
03:43What's going on?
03:44Hey, just getting to know the wonderful beautiful Eliza.
03:46Do you know what?
03:47It was really nice to see a fresh face at Jamie's party.
03:49Yes, it was.
03:50Eliza, are you single, dating, or...?
03:52I am single.
03:53You know, it would be really fun.
03:54Like, you and I maybe grab some coffee or, like, a hot chocolate.
03:57Yeah, all of us.
03:58Yeah, as a group, that would be so much fun.
03:59Yeah.
04:00Yeah.
04:01Um, sure.
04:02Is that a yes?
04:03That is a yes.
04:04She's currently thinking about her decision.
04:06Are you her lawyer?
04:07She'll get back to you soon.
04:08OK, on that note, we've got to walk this Christmas tree home.
04:10So, um...
04:11It was really nice to put her name to the face.
04:13Yeah.
04:14Likewise.
04:15Yeah, it was lovely meeting you, Eliza.
04:16Yeah, let's get this tree home.
04:17Yeah.
04:18Bye-bye.
04:19But I'm sure we'll see you very soon.
04:20Yeah, hot chocolate.
04:21At the coffee.
04:22Hot chocolate.
04:23Grab the heavy end.
04:24Come on, Christmas elves.
04:25Come on.
04:26To me, to you, to me, to you.
04:27See you later.
04:28Bye, Eliza.
04:29Bye.
04:30See you boys.
04:31I mean, literally Tweedledee and Tweedledum.
04:36Those guys.
04:37.
04:38Now what time....
04:40Please.
04:41Now, check your wood with the
04:46pod my brain and I put a hand on the air off questions for you.
04:49OK, screw them.
04:51So far, how are you invited me to go?
04:53Bye.
04:54Bye.
04:55No more, I want that beat
04:56What a wonderful strawberry you've painted.
05:11Thank you, how divine of you.
05:13You are so talented.
05:15So what is the history behind it?
05:17Inform me.
05:18Ah, the history of the Cassata.
05:20The nuns in Palermo many, many centuries ago.
05:25Would paint marzipan to emulate the fruits that were not in season.
05:28Ah.
05:29Notably at this time of year.
05:31I think the best thing about Christmas is Cassata Siciliana.
05:34Don't you?
05:35I think the best thing about Christmas is once it's all over.
05:39I'll tell you the problem with Christmas is there's so much build up to it.
05:44And there are all these ideas of these presents you want.
05:46And like, whoever really receives exactly what they want on Christmas.
05:50Victoria, the problem is that you and I just want...
05:54Everything.
05:56Candles are always a good one.
05:58Oh my god, candles.
05:59Honestly, if I am ever given a candle by anyone I am even vaguely acquainted with,
06:05I promise I will create...
06:08I gave you a candle once.
06:11Did you?
06:12How dare you?
06:13You didn't give me...
06:14Did you recycle the candle I gave you?
06:16You gave me a candle.
06:17It was a thank you gift.
06:18How old were we, two?
06:20No.
06:21It was probably six months ago.
06:23How could you possibly have...
06:24You said that you really liked the smell.
06:26No!
06:27How dare you.
06:29That's the last time I give you a candle.
06:31Or anything.
06:32I would hope so.
06:33You need to finish painting your strawberry.
06:37You've just ruined Christmas.
06:39Again.
06:40You hate Christmas anyway.
06:41Your face warm against the fire Tonight, tonight
06:48Only you
06:53Onto you, onto you
06:57Christmas day
07:00Tonight, tonight
07:04Only you
07:08So, are you going to be thinking of getting Melissa a ring any time soon?
07:14I think there's been too many engagements this year.
07:16You'll marry her, won't you?
07:19I mean, I wouldn't be in a relationship with her.
07:21Once a quicker.
07:21Yeah.
07:22Like, no.
07:23It's savage.
07:25Come on, guys.
07:25Right, Harry, we forgot your relationship.
07:27If you don't ruin it, just go sit there and say, yeah, yeah, of course.
07:29Obviously, I'd want to marry her.
07:31Yeah, yeah, of course.
07:33I'm getting, Digby, a promise ring.
07:35And can I just say, I didn't invite you so you could be judgmental, all right?
07:42Sorry, sorry.
07:42I need your opinion on the ring, all right?
07:44OK, just on the ring.
07:45Not the decision.
07:45Not the situation.
07:46It's not exactly.
07:47Basically, not to be a bellend again.
07:50Is that what it symbolises?
07:51Yes.
07:51I didn't know we bought jewelry for that.
07:53I think that's it.
07:53Well...
07:54I thought you'd do other things for that.
07:56Oh, no.
07:57Such a dick.
07:58I look at this one.
07:59I actually really like this one.
08:00This one's really nice.
08:02Oh, it says, it says, nothing lasts forever.
08:04Oh, well, that's perfect.
08:07That's, uh, sad.
08:09It's more just I want Digby to know that I do really want to be with him.
08:15Are you worried at all that he's not going to be able to trust you?
08:20No, I think I've got to build that back with time, though.
08:24Like, I want to show him he can trust me.
08:26When you guys were together, you weren't essentially like a team or something.
08:30We weren't at all.
08:31We were against each other.
08:33You were almost against each other with things.
08:33Yeah, I know.
08:34You can't do that.
08:35You definitely can't do that.
08:36I just don't feel like I'm over him or want to be.
08:40I will support you with whatever decision that you want to do,
08:43but I don't think that you guys are right together.
08:47You both think I'm making a mistake, don't you?
08:49Will you come home for Christmas?
08:57Will you be home?
09:00Will you be home for Christmas?
09:03Will you be home?
09:06Will you come home for Christmas?
09:09Now we're talking.
09:10Here we go, lads.
09:11Hi.
09:12It's Christmas time.
09:13Welcome to South African Christmas.
09:14Are we outside when it's Christmas?
09:17Mate, we've got to pretend we're in South Africa.
09:19This is very different to my Christmas.
09:21It's nice to experience a new one.
09:23I like it.
09:23Maybe the Christmas spirit will lift everyone.
09:25I feel like there's a little bit of a downer.
09:26We need to, like, rock our Christmas jumpers, be happy.
09:29Already with the girls, like Habs and Emily,
09:31we're finally, like, the living situation is perfect.
09:35And I don't think they're moving out anytime soon, so...
09:37That's great.
09:37After all this mess is happening this year,
09:42we need to get everyone together and have a sick party.
09:45A big party.
09:45Another one.
09:46Everyone?
09:46Everyone.
09:47Like, everyone.
09:48Everyone.
09:48I know who you're talking about.
09:49Including Harry.
09:50Including Harry.
09:51Let him come.
09:51Let him come.
09:52I'm impressed.
09:53You're turning over a new leaf.
09:54I'm impressed.
09:55What a great idea.
09:56Boys, quickly.
09:58There's actually one person I really want to invite, though.
10:01Uh-oh.
10:03So, you know this Eliza girl?
10:05Yes.
10:05She's quite easy on the eye, isn't she?
10:07Yeah, she's quite good fun.
10:08And, um, Habs and I are organising that little ice ring thing with all of us.
10:13You're going to embarrass us all on ice, yeah?
10:14Exactly.
10:14No, I love ice skating.
10:15I'm pretty good at it.
10:15He's really good.
10:17Um, I was thinking I'm going to get Eliza to come.
10:19I'm going to invite her.
10:20Should you pick her up or should I pick her up?
10:21No, you're not going to pick her up.
10:22Why wouldn't you pick her up to see her ice ring?
10:24Oh, is that like Patrick Swayze in Dancing?
10:25Okay.
10:26Oh, I've got to...
10:27Okay, you know what?
10:28Hey.
10:30Let's both have a chance with her.
10:31Okay.
10:32This is getting too competitive.
10:34I quite like that.
10:34She's not a prize, all right?
10:35She's a woman.
10:36She's a lady.
10:37No, she's a girl.
10:38She's a girl.
10:39No, she's not a girl.
10:39She's a lady.
10:40Don't be too aggressive with the flirting, is what I'm going to say.
10:43I'm not.
10:43I think she likes it.
10:44I think she likes it.
10:44Play nicely.
10:46Okay, but I reckon she can hold herself.
10:47So, like, joking around like this, I reckon it's not bad.
10:49Yeah, and honestly, like, we're best mates.
10:52There's nothing going to...
10:53You sized me up.
10:53Yeah, I did.
10:54A little bit.
10:55It's like you...
10:55I fancy my chances.
10:57I fancy my chances.
10:58All I want for Christmas is Eliza Battis.
11:01It doesn't have to be like this.
11:31Hello.
11:36Hello.
11:36Hi, how are you?
11:37Very well, thank you.
11:39Uh, this is your...
11:41Hi, how are you?
11:43Yeah, yeah, I'm all right.
11:44I'm okay.
11:45Good.
11:47Um, it was good to talk to you the other day.
11:50Sorry I got really frustrated.
11:52It's just the whole situation's really shit.
11:54And I don't know how to deal with it in the best way sometimes.
11:58I understand that.
11:59And I'm sorry for anything that I've said or done as well.
12:03Yeah, I haven't said anything or said anything.
12:05Don't worry.
12:06No.
12:06Um...
12:07Okay, I just, um, also wanted to give you this back.
12:12It was, like, it's so beautiful and it was the nicest thing ever.
12:15It just, it doesn't feel right.
12:17I feel like it would be wrong of me to keep it.
12:24But thank you so much.
12:26Sorry.
12:27And it was really kind.
12:28It was.
12:29And I am sure I'll see you soon.
12:30It's a marshmallow world in the winter
12:46When the snow comes to cover the ground
12:49It's a time for play
12:51It's a wickering day
12:52I'll wait for it all year round
12:55Come, they told me
12:59Ba-ru-ba-bum-bum
13:01A newborn king to see
13:05Ba-ru-ba-bum-bum
13:07When we come
13:10Ba-ru-ba-bum
13:11Yes!
13:12Happy Merry Christmas!
13:14Whoa!
13:17Thanks, guys.
13:18Woo!
13:21Look, everyone!
13:22Ah!
13:28Thanks, man.
13:29That's very sweet, man.
13:31They were great.
13:31They were awesome.
13:32Merry Christmas, man.
13:33Merry Christmas, dude.
13:34I like the hat.
13:35You're not feeling good, are you?
13:38Aw.
13:38Are you just bummed out?
13:40Yeah.
13:40Really?
13:41Aw, shit.
13:43It's fine, man.
13:44Let it out, boy.
13:45No.
13:46Why not?
13:46Why do you harbor it?
13:48No.
13:48Just let it out.
13:49Fuck it.
13:50It doesn't matter.
13:50Who cares?
13:53It's fine.
13:53Let it out.
13:54This is like, who gives a shit?
13:55This happens, you know?
13:57It sucks.
13:58And it's okay to feel hurt.
13:59And it's okay to feel upset.
14:00And it's okay to feel these things.
14:02You don't understand how great you are.
14:05You really don't.
14:06Like, I get that you've been broke up with and things down.
14:10You're really sad.
14:10But you are so fucking great.
14:14You're amazing in, like, every way.
14:16I can't stress it enough.
14:19All right?
14:19Thanks, man.
14:20I appreciate it.
14:21I don't want you to be alone.
14:22It's very sweet, man.
14:24I, um, have actually just came and picked up.
14:27I had stuff and dropped off at Memphis.
14:30Oh, no.
14:30I thought it was her coming back, actually, when you were, when it was you.
14:36Come on.
14:37It's okay.
14:39Right.
14:40Oh, no.
15:10Well, it's not really.
15:11But I went to Sam's to pick up my son.
15:14And they sold.
15:15You went to his house?
15:16Yeah, I went to his house.
15:16Interesting.
15:17I know.
15:17I was like, please, Louise, don't answer the door.
15:20Is he not?
15:21Yeah, it was actually, it was quite sad.
15:24Um, he took the necklace back.
15:26Oh, I'm glad that it was.
15:27What?
15:28No, he did not.
15:30What did he offer?
15:31And he was like, yeah, give it.
15:32He was like, bye.
15:33I can't believe he took the necklace back.
15:36It's over now.
15:37And I think now I definitely made the right decision.
15:40But anyway, me and Miles have this really cute idea.
15:43We get everyone together to go ice skating.
15:45Ooh.
15:45So we get in the Christmas spirit.
15:47Okay.
15:48And all get together.
15:49Yeah, I might be like, that sounds quite fun.
15:50I know.
15:51Ooh, there's that guy from the club the other night.
15:54Oh, yeah, it's Matt.
15:56Hello, girls.
15:57Hi.
15:57How are you?
15:58Good, thank you.
15:59How are you?
16:00Good to see you.
16:02What are you doing?
16:03Christmas shopping?
16:04Yeah, I've just been doing some Christmas shopping.
16:06Got about five siblings to buy presents for.
16:08Oh, wow.
16:08Their partners.
16:09Siblings.
16:10Errant partners.
16:11Oh, my God.
16:11It's a long day.
16:13Have you got any Christmas bands?
16:15I'm going to go to Dubai to see my sister for a little bit.
16:18Very jealous.
16:18So we need to get some warm weather.
16:20We're actually, actually, I'm organising like an ice skating event with Miles, my housemate.
16:24Nice.
16:24Um, you're welcome to come.
16:26Just going everyone together.
16:27I'm not very good at ice skating.
16:29Makes two of us.
16:29You can see me fall in my arse a lot if you want.
16:31Okay.
16:32So.
16:32Good.
16:32You can make me feel less worse.
16:34That's good.
16:35Cool.
16:35Look at all my.
16:36Right.
16:37Well, I'm going to shoot off.
16:38Okay.
16:38And, er...
16:39It was nice to see you.
16:40It was.
16:41I'll see you guys.
16:42I guess I'm going to be ice skating.
16:43Nice to see you, yeah.
16:43See you ice skating.
16:44See you later.
16:45Bye.
16:47Don't get any ideas.
16:50This is too soon.
16:51Nice person to flirt with around Christmas time.
16:54But it's not, like, I don't want to date anyone, yeah?
16:56That's what you're too soon.
16:56No, I totally get too soon.
16:57He's just, he's really good looking.
17:00Yeah, he's right up your street.
17:01Santa baby, just slip a sable under the tree for me.
17:09Up in the night for good girls.
17:12Santa baby, so hurry down the gym tonight.
17:18Mmm.
17:20Delicious.
17:21Here you go.
17:22Yummy.
17:24Kinder punch?
17:25No, but your punch is mild wine.
17:27Or mild.
17:27Oh, I only like the children.
17:29There you go.
17:29How come I got less than both of you?
17:31Because I drank some of yours already.
17:33Oh, that smells quite nice, actually.
17:34Yeah, this is what you drink at Christmas.
17:36What is your favorite thing about Joanne Noël?
17:40Joyeux Noël.
17:40Joyeux Noël.
17:41What is your favorite thing about Christmas?
17:43Gifts.
17:44Do you have a gift for Jamie already?
17:46What's great about him is that he wears women's clothing and jewelry.
17:49That's true.
17:49It's like getting a gift for a girl.
17:52I don't need a present.
17:53She's my present.
17:54Aww.
17:56This is why Christmas is so sweet.
17:58We're all just like in such a Christmassy mood.
18:00Everyone should be like feeling like joyful and cheerful and all those kind of things.
18:03But there's like someone who isn't feeling that happy.
18:08Sam Thompson is feeling down.
18:09No one is jingling his bells, if you know what I mean.
18:12The best thing I can give him for Christmas is literally just like being a friend to him.
18:15Yeah.
18:16Because he's like by himself.
18:17He needs love and attention and needs to build his comfort.
18:20Distraction.
18:21Distraction.
18:21He needs his confidence to be built up.
18:23He feels like no one's thinking about him.
18:24So this is like the time to go and do that.
18:26I'm going to call like the 12 J's of Christmas.
18:29I have like so many ideas that I have for Sammy.
18:31Like loads of these things I'm going to go and do.
18:32Make him super happy and just feel just Christmassy and loved and confident.
18:36That's actually adorable.
18:39Feliz Navidad.
18:42Feliz Navidad.
18:45Feliz Navidad.
18:48Nosfero, año y felicidad.
18:52Feliz Navidad.
18:56Feliz Navidad.
18:59Feliz Navidad.
19:01Nosfero, año y felicidad.
19:06I want to wish you a Merry Christmas.
19:09I want to wish you a Merry Christmas.
19:12I want to wish you a Merry Christmas.
19:15Feliz Navidad.
19:17Feliz Navidad.
19:19Feliz Navidad.
19:21Feliz Navidad.
19:22Feliz Navidad.
19:23Feliz Navidad.
19:24Oh, coming in hot, coming in hot, coming in hot.
19:26We got it, coming in hot, coming in hot.
19:28Dude.
19:29Oh.
19:29That was sweet.
19:30That was sweet.
19:31That would have been 50-50 stack it, say bye to Eliza, or kill you.
19:36No, I was impressed.
19:37How you doing?
19:38Are you good at this?
19:38Don't worry.
19:39I'm feeling very unstable.
19:40You look very stiff.
19:41I'm not going to lie.
19:42I'm a bit nervous.
19:43Oh, don't.
19:44No, it's just us.
19:45Don't worry.
19:46It doesn't mean nerves around us.
19:47It's all good.
19:48I'm just, it's alien.
19:49It's a bit unnatural.
19:50Don't usually talk to two boys at one time.
19:51It's just one.
19:52It's really a lot.
19:53It's so intense.
19:54Where do I look?
19:55It's so exciting.
19:56So, one of the main reasons why you had this party, or, like, planning for this party,
20:01is because you've been a little bit naughty this year.
20:03What have you done?
20:04Oh.
20:05I mean, Eliza, what hasn't he done, but...
20:07Someone's not getting a stocking.
20:09This classic, what do you like?
20:11More naughty or nice?
20:12Nice.
20:13Always nice.
20:14Yeah?
20:15Sorry, mate.
20:16That's what we're going to head to ourselves.
20:19Definitely naughty.
20:20No, I'm not.
20:21I came here to skate.
20:23Not to...
20:24Not to chit-chat.
20:25Not for this mother's meeting.
20:26Off you go.
20:27Bye.
20:28Bye.
20:29Bye, Eliza.
20:30See you soon, eh?
20:31Hey.
20:32She's still looking over here.
20:33Who's she looking at?
20:34She's waving.
20:35Who's she looking at?
20:36I don't know.
20:37You and I, we...
20:38I saw in your eyes that we both kind of like this girl.
20:39Yeah.
20:40Yeah, I think it's healthy competition.
20:42Should we go skate?
20:43With Eliza?
20:44Skate.
20:45With Eliza together.
20:46One on your side.
20:47Love, man.
20:48There you go.
20:50Good times, guys.
20:51That's what I'm talking about.
20:52This is getting me out of the house, man.
20:53I appreciate that.
20:54This is the first...
20:55I was on lockdown for a fair amount of time.
20:57So, basically, what I want to do for Sammy Wright is the 12 Jays of Christmas, make him feel
21:08better, like really chill out, get him out of the house, just hang every single day with
21:12him to make him feel special.
21:13You don't have to do that, man.
21:14I want to do it.
21:15No, but it's very sweet that he takes his time.
21:17So, have you been through breakups, right?
21:19Many.
21:20Okay.
21:21Okay, whoa.
21:22Sorry, I have experience.
21:23I love that.
21:24So, what is your process of kind of pushing forward these things?
21:28So, either you go cold turkey with the ex, no contact at all.
21:33Oh, yeah.
21:34Cut all strings, never talk to her again.
21:36Or you go full on onto the rebound and just fuck everything that moves.
21:41I like the sound of that.
21:43Sam, where are you at, man?
21:44I've never been a fucker.
21:45But be a selective fucker.
21:47Selective.
21:48Yeah.
21:49Yeah.
21:50Yeah.
21:51Not everything.
21:52Yeah.
21:53I've tried.
21:54It's never actually worked.
21:55Yeah.
21:56So, probably go for the first one, I reckon.
21:58Just cold turkey.
21:59Yeah.
22:00Let's drink some mild wine.
22:01Yeah, man.
22:02Let's tell some stories.
22:03Let's ice skate and just love each other.
22:04Yeah.
22:05In the biblical sense.
22:06All right.
22:07Let the music play.
22:09People dancing in the heaven far.
22:14Oh, I want to have.
22:17One more Christmas like when we were in glamour.
22:21Let the snowflakes fall.
22:24We were all singing on our favourite songs.
22:29Hello, boy.
22:30How cute is you?
22:31He's even cuter than you, Louise.
22:33I'm not going to lie.
22:34I feel different now that we're parents.
22:36What?
22:37Are we parents?
22:38Or are we pup friends?
22:39We're basically parents.
22:40This is as big a responsibility as a baby.
22:42Do you know why?
22:43You are a baby?
22:44We have a family now.
22:46We're complete.
22:47For the time being.
22:49We've got a wedding to plan.
22:51We've got engaged.
22:52We've got a dog.
22:53I almost feel like it's too good to be true.
22:56I've never been this happy before.
22:59So, I was thinking because Christmas is around the corner,
23:02I was going to reach out to Liv.
23:04I was going to see if she would photograph us three
23:07as like a family portrait for a Christmas card.
23:10Are you joking?
23:11Yeah.
23:12Oh, my God!
23:13It's cute!
23:14I think you just heard that.
23:16No!
23:17Do you know what that means, boy?
23:18Oh, my God!
23:19Ow!
23:20My ear!
23:21Ow!
23:22Yes!
23:23Poogee!
23:24Oh, baby, that's the best idea ever.
23:30Oh, my God!
23:31I'm actually really good!
23:33The concentration in my face.
23:35I can't.
23:36I think I may be better if I look upwards.
23:38No.
23:39Definitely look in the eyes.
23:40Look at me!
23:42I'm going!
23:43I'm flying!
23:48I think I'm getting really good.
23:49Yeah!
23:50You are!
23:51You improved a lot.
23:52See, I did.
23:53I managed to get the second leg moving.
23:55I'm sorry!
23:57It's been really nice getting to know you a bit better.
24:00Yeah, and you.
24:01Hopefully we can do something again soon.
24:03Yeah, for sure.
24:04Good.
24:05Just over here, Sam.
24:06Over here.
24:07Look.
24:08What are you doing?
24:09Hey!
24:10Hey!
24:11Hey!
24:12Hey!
24:13Hey!
24:14Hey!
24:15Hey!
24:16Hey, hey!
24:17Hey, hey!
24:18Hey, bud!
24:19Oh!
24:20Ah!
24:21Ha-ha!
24:22Doesn't matter?
24:23Okay?
24:24Doesn't matter?
24:25Look at me.
24:26Look at me.
24:27It's good.
24:28Dude, listen.
24:29I had no idea they were here.
24:30I'm so sorry, man.
24:31It's not your fault, mate.
24:32I know, dude.
24:33But that's fricking annoying.
24:34Jerk those tears.
24:36Are you all right?
24:37No, I want to go home.
24:38I don't really want to see that.
24:39I want to go home.
24:40I just kind of don't want to be here.
24:41I know.
24:42I'm nice with you.
24:43Yeah.
25:07Oh, holy light, the stars are brightly shining.
25:16This is the night of our dear Savior's birth.
25:24Long lay the world in synodera by.
25:36Oh, my gosh.
25:37Oh, my gosh.
25:38Oh, my gosh.
25:39Oh, my gosh.
25:40Oh, my gosh.
25:41Oh, my gosh.
25:42Oh, my gosh.
25:49What are you doing?
25:50Mate, it works in school.
25:51It works in school.
25:5212 years old.
25:53Oh, my gosh.
25:54Oh, my gosh.
25:55Oh, my gosh.
25:57Melissa.
25:59The 50 for this?
26:00This is from James.
26:01Is this from James?
26:06Eliza.
26:07It's from me.
26:12You look cute, ex.
26:15Cringe.
26:16What did you write?
26:18You can do better than that.
26:19Ooh, burn!
26:21That was cringe.
26:31You come here often, mate?
26:39No, but I might start coming more.
26:41Maybe. It's good.
26:41This is a first for me.
26:42I'm enjoying it.
26:43She's great, isn't she?
26:44Great voice.
26:45Great, great voice.
26:46Really good.
26:47How are things, anyway, dude?
26:49Obviously, you've probably heard, like,
26:51Liv is saying that she wants to, um,
26:55well, she'll do anything to get back with me
26:57and things like that.
26:58You want to get back with her?
26:59I mean, I find it so hard not to not talk to her.
27:03And I know Liv's saying that she's going to do everything
27:05and everything to prove to me that she can be the girl
27:08I've basically always wanted.
27:10Mm.
27:12But can I get over what everything...
27:14Can I actually move past everything that's happened?
27:16And I think that's what's going to be the real struggle.
27:21Do you think that Liv's, like, making all of this effort now
27:24because she feels guilty about what happened in Canada?
27:27Mate, that's gone through my head as well.
27:31You know, it's gone through my head that,
27:33is she being like this because she doesn't, she doesn't,
27:35she hates the thought, she doesn't want anyone else to have me.
27:37Mm.
27:38It almost looks as if Liv could sort of do what she wants
27:42and you'd always just go, you'd always go back there.
27:44Yeah. After everything that we have been through,
27:48everything, you know, all the anger,
27:51all the just constant arguments and things like that,
27:54that we're somehow always just drawn back together.
27:57I don't think you guys getting back together now
28:01would necessarily be the best thing for the two of you.
28:07The only reason why I'm saying these things
28:08is because I genuinely care.
28:11Yeah, I know. Thank you for your honesty.
28:12Mm.
28:14I want this constant pain and anger
28:17and just toxic environment to just end now.
28:20Mm.
28:21I'm so fed up with it.
28:22Give my hand to a better land
28:27All I want for Christmas
28:29Is to be less than pincin'
28:31And love all those who need it
28:34You can take your kisses
28:36And cross them all for my lips
28:40And love all those who need it
29:10I'm so excited to see them show me one.
29:11Right, here, look.
29:12The dog...
29:13Oh, my God, the dog steals the show.
29:14For someone who doesn't like dogs, he is quite sweet.
29:17I guess this is the first year
29:18that we're going to do joint Christmas cards.
29:20Well, it's actually the second,
29:21but you didn't even realise that
29:22I wrote Christmas cards from us last year.
29:28No, it's cute.
29:29Thank you so much for agreeing to do this photo shoot.
29:32That's all right.
29:33It's quite nice to get your message, Ryan.
29:35Aw.
29:36Because it's Christmas and we're all friends here.
29:37I know.
29:38How could I not?
29:39You're thrilled.
29:40I'm so happy you've made it up.
29:43No, it's really nice.
29:45Ending the year on a happy note.
29:48Start the new year without any burden.
29:51OK, I'm going to leave you guys to it
29:52and take this little dude with me.
29:54Come on, buddy.
29:55Yeah.
29:56You're actually just hungry, aren't you?
29:57You want dinner.
29:58How did you know?
29:59Bye.
30:01It is quite sweet.
30:05He's like the daddy.
30:06He is so paternal.
30:09He's so protective over the dock.
30:10No, I'm actually really glad I did this.
30:13How are things with you?
30:14Have you seen Digby yet?
30:15We speak and we do, like, we sort of hang out, but not like we did when we were together, if that makes sense.
30:22So it's such a hard one with Digby because I can't, I don't know what it is, but obviously, like, in the past it's gone wrong and I've done what I've done and we've ended up breaking up and all this and stuff.
30:35But then when we're not together, it's shit.
30:38So I don't, do you know what I mean?
30:39I know I love him and I know I want to be with him.
30:41Yeah.
30:41After you've broken up with someone, you do have that, like, realisation that you have done the right thing and I've never felt that with Digby.
30:47Like, there's always something that, like, draws us back together.
30:50Yeah.
30:51I feel like there's unfinished business.
30:52Yeah.
30:53See, that's how I feel.
30:54Like, you're not ready to draw a line under it.
30:57Maybe he's too good to lose.
30:59He's your first proper love, so you're obviously going to make mistakes.
31:02You probably won't do that again to him.
31:03Yeah.
31:05I think it's exciting.
31:08So why are relations honestly so hard?
31:21OK, do you know why?
31:22Do you know why I love Christmas like this?
31:23I love this, because this is, like, peaceful and, like, lovely and, like, nice, right?
31:27Yeah, it's real peaceful.
31:28Yeah, so just have a listen.
31:29Ready?
31:33You like that?
31:34I love it.
31:36I'm surprised you're not up in flames.
31:38Why would I be up in flames?
31:40No, you wouldn't.
31:40If anyone's going to be up in flames, it's going to be you.
31:43I would be...
31:43That's that.
31:44I can literally feel it on you.
31:46No, I'm not.
31:47I have a halo.
31:47What were you up to last night?
31:50What were you...
31:51I went ice skating.
31:53We went ice skating as well.
31:54And asked, like, Sammy to come.
31:56So then I tried to take him ice skating and have a fun time.
31:59And we look on the ice and see you with the guy.
32:00I'm like...
32:01Why are you looking so strange?
32:03Well, I don't know, because it seemed like you were on a date.
32:06I didn't go on a date.
32:09I 100% was not a date.
32:10No, that's just really shit timing.
32:12Like, I was absolutely...
32:13Sure.
32:13I absolutely was not on a date.
32:15I just bumped into him and I was like,
32:18can't, that's as far as it goes.
32:19I know.
32:20You just got a boy who is really upset and hurting.
32:23Look, you don't want to be in a relationship with him,
32:24that's super cool, and I get that,
32:26and you were freaking right to break up with him.
32:29But it's the after effect also what can be damaging.
32:34Just be sensitive to the fact that he's really upset.
32:38And I know you care about him as a buddy.
32:40I know you do, because you were buddies to begin with.
32:43And also, you're a caring person.
32:45Got Miles' Christmas party tomorrow,
32:47and Sammy's putting on a brave face and wanting to be that.
32:50And I just don't want him to have any more reason to be upset.
32:54All I'm saying is just be sensitive to the matter
32:56that he is still upset, OK?
32:58Yeah.
32:59Yeah.
33:01Chasing the light
33:04Chasing the light
33:06Chasing the light
33:11Chasing the light
33:13The stars go down
33:15I'm watching fall
33:19I'm watching fall
33:20I'm watching people
33:21Ah, Merry Christmas, lad.
33:24Merry Christmas.
33:25Oh, no, no, no.
33:26You've got to have a look at the sky.
33:28Oh, yeah.
33:29Oh, my God.
33:31Wow.
33:32See, there's no people doing what I think.
33:34I've got to show you right here.
33:37There we go.
33:43Happy Christmas, Fred.
33:57Happy Christmas, Fred.
33:58Delay the Leon.
33:59Icelandic, right?
34:00Yeah.
34:01Are you speaking Icelandic?
34:02Just, Happy Christmas.
34:03Doesn't sound as good as in German.
34:05Frohe Weihnachten.
34:06Oh, I don't really know what to say
34:08other than Happy Christmas, guys.
34:10Happy Christmas.
34:10Merry Crimbo.
34:11I'm feeling very festive.
34:12Merry Crimbo.
34:13Merry Crimbo.
34:14Well, I had a shit year.
34:17Let's get back to reality.
34:19Oh.
34:20Why was it so shit?
34:22Because I've never been single in my life,
34:23and now I've been single for six months now.
34:26Do you not think you've learned a lot about yourself?
34:28I mean, I actually learned how to be happy by myself,
34:32which is a big thing.
34:33Brilliant.
34:34I hate being alone normally.
34:35Your dress is fabulous.
34:36Pays to advertise.
34:37Who knows what's going to happen here today?
34:39Lovely necklace as well.
34:41Yeah?
34:42Yeah.
34:42It's like a little Christmas topaz.
34:44Exactly.
34:44Yeah.
34:44Thanks.
34:45Drawing attention to the warm soul that you have.
34:48Nothing, yeah.
34:49That's what I meant.
34:49The soul?
34:50Yeah.
34:50I don't know anything, yeah.
34:51Yeah.
34:52I have a huge soul.
34:53Two of them.
34:53Two of them.
34:55What do you guys think about mistletoe at parties?
34:58Do you think it's like a forced thing,
34:59or do you think like...
35:00No, no, no.
35:00I actually think that it's by law, I think.
35:04Is it?
35:04It's illegal if it's held up.
35:05Legally bounding contract?
35:06It is a legally binding contract, yeah.
35:08Really?
35:08I wonder if there's any mistletoe here.
35:10Do you French kiss, or do you just like peck?
35:12No, it's a peck.
35:13Yeah, it's a Christmas kiss.
35:14What's a Christmas kiss?
35:15You have to go like a turkey, and go,
35:17oh, there's some here.
35:18Oh, my God, there is.
35:20Is that real?
35:21I don't think that's mistletoe.
35:22Wait, so if I hold that,
35:23so that is now binding contract between you guys,
35:26I reckon.
35:26I think it's cute.
35:27Come on.
35:28Meet in the middle.
35:29Meet halfway.
35:29No.
35:30Just one little peck.
35:32If not, I'll have to do it.
35:34Come on, he's coming.
35:35Christmas kiss.
35:35Yeah, there we go.
35:36Oh, adorable.
35:39Thank you, Santa.
35:41You're the best.
35:48Hello.
35:49Hello.
35:49Um, would you mind giving the stabs?
35:53Do you want me to give it to us yourself?
35:55I think it's best.
35:56I'm someone else.
36:01Get put a gorg in it.
36:02No.
36:03Oh, never shut up.
36:04Two, one.
36:08Oh, that is...
36:10Three, one, two, three, one.
36:13Oh!
36:18That was good, right?
36:20That was good.
36:23Liv, you look awesome.
36:24Thanks.
36:24You do.
36:25You look absolutely delightful.
36:27I've got your...
36:28present.
36:30Thanks.
36:32Can we open it?
36:33You can.
36:33Oh, my God.
36:36That is so nice.
36:38I love it.
36:39Oh, I'm in a little cry.
36:40What is going on?
36:42God.
36:43Look how sweet the pup looks.
36:45That's so nice.
36:45Thank you so much.
36:46The dog is adorable.
36:47Well done, Liv.
36:48Anyway, I'm going to leave you guys to get a drink.
36:50But I'll...
36:50See you in a bit.
36:51Thank you so much once again.
36:52This is great.
36:53That was so sweet.
36:55It's quite a year, guys.
36:56You're engaged.
36:57Quite a year.
36:57I've been done twice.
36:58Got a dog.
37:00It's been a year.
37:00Got a new house.
37:01You know what?
37:01I think 2019 is going to be a good year for you.
37:04I can feel it.
37:08What do you think of the Christmas carols the other day were quite sweet, weren't they?
37:12Oh, my God.
37:12That's quite festive.
37:13They were actually really nice.
37:15What did you think of the notes?
37:16Well, a bit childish.
37:19How is this little love triangle working for you?
37:22That's an ambitious term.
37:23No?
37:24It's like watching...
37:25Love triangle.
37:25It's like watching two little puppies chasing after...
37:28I know, it's sweet.
37:29Like a prize.
37:30Not that you're a prize.
37:31Well, you are a prize.
37:32No.
37:32No?
37:33I'm not a prize.
37:34I think so.
37:35Hello, lovely people.
37:36Hello.
37:36Oh, hi.
37:37Hello, Rosie.
37:38And Miles.
37:38Hello.
37:39Got you a drink?
37:39Oh, thank you so much.
37:40Well, this is awkward, isn't it?
37:42Oh, well...
37:43You've just missed the boat.
37:43Well, it doesn't matter.
37:44Two is better than one.
37:45Go for it.
37:46Do you know what?
37:46I'll just...
37:47I'll take it.
37:47You're going to take it?
37:48No, I'll pop it down.
37:48Brilliant.
37:49That's really kind, thank you.
37:50No worries.
37:51You've done a fantastic job here, mate.
37:53Cheers to that.
37:53Well done.
37:53Cheers.
37:54Cheers.
37:54You know what?
37:55I'm happy because I've got everyone together.
37:57Yeah.
37:57And our friends.
37:58Harry and Digby have turned up.
38:00Yeah, I know.
38:00So I'm pleasantly surprised.
38:03You look gorgeous.
38:04You do.
38:04Yeah.
38:05Very nice.
38:05Stop.
38:06Liza, should we go and meet the rest of the guests and get another drink?
38:09One that you'll actually enjoy.
38:11Woo-hoo!
38:11Oi!
38:12Okay.
38:13Hey, wow, right in there.
38:15Sorry, Ty.
38:16See you later, right?
38:17See you later.
38:17I didn't expect that to be a new big boy.
38:17Trina, well.
38:18Okay.
38:19Thanks, Tris.
38:20I think I'll take that.
38:21Oh, you take that.
38:22I didn't think you had anything.
38:23Do you do?
38:24This is going to be interesting.
38:25Yeah.
38:26Well, anyway, great party.
38:28Let's enjoy it.
38:29Yeah, let's.
38:31It's really sweet what Miles has done, isn't it?
38:33He's done a really good job.
38:34It's actually...
38:35It's really...
38:36Like, it makes me a bit warm inside.
38:37You know what I mean?
38:38And I do think it's nice that he's invited me and Harry.
38:43I feel like he's a new man.
38:45Yeah.
38:46I honestly feel like he's had, like, some revelation.
38:48Like, he's not got a bad heart.
38:51And New Year's coming up.
38:52I know.
38:53I'm so single.
38:54Woo!
38:55Yeah, speaking of love, are you sort of feeling that Max guy in the New Year?
38:59Do you think you'll see any more of him?
39:00Well, I really don't know.
39:02I've not...
39:02I mean, he's nice, but, like, I'm absolutely not dating anybody.
39:05Like, do you know what I mean?
39:06Yeah.
39:06So I don't even want to, like, think about that guy because it is too soon.
39:09And, like, I just want to have respect for Sam.
39:11Well, he actually gave this to me earlier to give to you.
39:16Yeah.
39:17Do you want me to tell that?
39:19Oh, no.
39:20Is this going to make me sad?
39:21I'm quite intrigued.
39:22There's a little no.
39:25Oh, no.
39:26Oh, my God, it's an iPad.
39:33Let's see.
39:34I know his little handwriting.
39:36I can't.
39:36What did it say?
39:37This belongs to you.
39:39Oh, no, don't get upset.
39:45Oh, no, you're making me upset.
39:47Blessing.
39:48I feel so bad.
39:49It's just really sad.
39:51Like, I...
39:52I know.
39:53Don't feel upset.
39:54I just feel like I don't...
39:55I feel so nice.
39:56He's done that.
39:57I just feel so bad.
39:58I don't feel bad.
39:59I don't feel so bad.
40:02Oh, she's seeing you at the buffet.
40:24Oh, how dare you.
40:25Tucking in.
40:26You look lovely to see me, by the way.
40:28So do you.
40:28All the boys look so smart.
40:30I know.
40:30Everyone's made a real effort.
40:31It's nice of Miles to put on quite a spread.
40:34Quite a spread.
40:35Yeah, it's good.
40:36How have things since the last week?
40:38After our conversation, the more I sort of thought about it,
40:41actually the advice, like, does really help
40:43because I do tend to not really think things through properly.
40:47I saw Diggs at a carol service yesterday.
40:51I haven't spoken to him in so long
40:52and I wanted to sort of gauge where, like, he was at with things.
40:56He did have concerns about trusting you
40:58and I said, yeah, rightly so.
41:00Yeah.
41:00I hate seeing you unhappy
41:01and I don't want you to make the wrong decision.
41:05The reason why I've said certain things
41:07is because I care so much about you.
41:09Yeah.
41:10Thank you, by the way.
41:12Hey, Diggs.
41:13How are you doing, mate?
41:14Yeah, well.
41:15I'll leave it.
41:16You guys have a chat.
41:17Cool.
41:19How are you?
41:24All good.
41:24I had, like, this idea of giving you a promise ring
41:32as a sort of symbol to try and to say, like,
41:37that I do want to be with you and all that sort of thing,
41:41but I think the more I think about it,
41:43that needs to come with time
41:45rather than me just giving you a ring,
41:47being like, oh, it's going to be perfect.
41:50No, obviously that's, like, a really nice gesture
41:52and that is very sweet.
41:56But I do think that's right.
41:57I think the bigger thing is, is in time,
42:01time will tell.
42:03Yeah.
42:05And actions speak louder than words.
42:06What do you really want?
42:12Well, Liv, like I've said,
42:12I've always wanted to be in a relationship with you,
42:14but I can't let myself trust you.
42:16So much stuff has happened,
42:17which is why we need time to figure it out
42:20and jumping into anything is just completely stupid.
42:23You know, I do really love you
42:25and I do want to be with you and things to work out.
42:31Right now, with this whole thing,
42:34jumping into a relationship is not where I'm at.
42:36I love yourself a merry little Christmas
42:42Let your heart be the light
42:49Next time I'm at
42:55We said you want to see me.
42:56Hey, baby.
42:57How are you?
42:57Yeah, not bad.
42:58You good?
42:59Yeah.
43:00How you feeling?
43:01I'm all right, mate.
43:02I spoke to Habs.
43:03I basically said, look,
43:05if you are going to date people or whatever,
43:07and she was like, I'm not dating this guy or whatever.
43:09And I said, look, I don't care.
43:10It doesn't matter.
43:11I'm just saying, you know,
43:11there is someone who is still hurting a little bit.
43:14And just if you are going to do it,
43:15keep it to yourself and don't do it out in the open.
43:18She really does sort of care for you as a person, man.
43:22She really does.
43:23You're one of the greatest guys I know in the world.
43:26And I wanted to give you a present
43:28because you mean a lot to me
43:31and I thought it would be nice.
43:33So I want you to close your eyes
43:35and I hope you like this.
43:36Okay?
43:37Close your eyes.
43:38All right.
43:38It's not going to be bad, I promise you.
43:39Just close your eyes.
43:40I'll never know with you.
43:41Bluebell.
43:47Hey, buddy.
43:49Hey, bluebell.
43:50Will you help me?
43:53Hey, bluebell.
43:55Bluebell, bluebell.
43:57There you go.
43:57I wanted to get one as well.
43:59It confirms money or friendship.
44:01So we got matching ones, man.
44:04Feathers, dude.
44:05Constantly floating, never landing anywhere.
44:08Always all over the place.
44:10So that's what you do.
44:10Merry Christmas, buddy.
44:12Hey, you've done this one before to someone.
44:13I thought it was your turn to...
44:15I got a bigger owl this time.
44:18Oh, fucking hell.
44:20I love you, man.
44:21I love you too, dude.
44:22I love you to the end, buddy.
44:23I really do.
44:24I love you for life.
44:25Go on, baby.
44:26Love you, buddy.
44:27And I'll leave the light on you.
44:30Fuck.
44:31Don't cry on me, man.
44:32I'm not crying on you, man.
44:33Let's go.
44:34Come on, baby.
44:34Let's go, man.
44:41Sam, thank you so much for the necklace.
44:43You really didn't mean to do that.
44:45It's all right.
44:45It's my gift to you.
44:46Happy Christmas.
44:47Yeah.
44:47Happy Christmas.
44:57Happy Christmas.
44:59If you leave the light on you, I'll leave your love.
45:03Merry Christmas, everybody!
45:12Welcome to Men in Chelsea's big Christmas quiz.
45:15Who do you think is the biggest liar?
45:19I'm going to go with Sam Thompson.
45:20The rest of the cast said Jamie.
45:22Yeah!
45:24Quick one, Sam, have you been on any other date since?
45:27No, no, I haven't.
45:28Yes, you have. I saw you. Honesty.
45:30What?
45:31I mean, yeah, like, what?
45:33Digby, where is your head currently at?
45:36If there's one thing I know, I'm far from over-lived.
45:39Louise, can see the tension in your face?
45:41Botox, mate.