Made in Chelsea Season 16 Episode 9
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00:01I'm head over heels.
00:03I'm going to be honest with you, I am.
00:04I would do anything to be a boyfriend.
00:06I'm actually on my way to craft Hamster Key.
00:08I think you need to slow down.
00:10By him doing that, we'll push you away.
00:12You do me so well.
00:14Yeah, and you would be like, whoa.
00:16Liv's mum was saying how Liv is in love with me.
00:19You miss her, mate. You still love her. It's normal.
00:22Miles has been a top bloke.
00:24I'm going to redeem myself and make sure everyone loves me.
00:30Why are you so desperate to be out here?
00:31To see you.
00:32I got with James, then I got with Miles.
00:34Well, Digby's best mate.
00:36I should have never done it. It is kidding me.
00:38I don't feel like I've cheated.
00:40Getting with Miles is as bad as cheating.
00:54I feel your love glorified.
01:10I feel your love glorified.
01:12I feel your love glorified.
01:15Say hi!
01:17She's home!
01:19I'm so excited to be back.
01:28I'm so happy about it. I've missed you so much.
01:30I miss you too.
01:32I feel like trips were really good.
01:34Girl trips.
01:35That didn't turn out to be girl trips.
01:37But going away and having space is really good.
01:40Well, I miss you every single day.
01:42You were gone for ages, even though it was only like a week.
01:45And it's my birthday tomorrow.
01:47I know, I'm excited.
01:49I'm going to just stick to like a small girls' dinner,
01:51just to make up for the lack of the girls' trip that we had.
01:54Can you do me a favour?
01:55Yeah.
01:56Can you invite Louise?
01:57Yeah, for sure.
01:58Do you think she'll want to come?
01:59Yeah.
02:00I'd like you guys, if you're cool with it,
02:03to maybe sort of get to know each other a little more.
02:05She's like one of the most important people in my life.
02:07And I feel like you guys would get along really well.
02:09But it's scary to go around.
02:11I don't want to knock on her door and be like, hi.
02:13Just shout.
02:14I thought you were smart.
02:16Louise!
02:17No, stop.
02:18She can hear me from here as well, from the kitchen.
02:20Louise!
02:21No, no, please don't do that.
02:22Haz wants to invite you to a birthday party.
02:24No, Sam.
02:25There's going to be clowns and everything.
02:27I actually would die if you did something like that.
02:29Don't do things like that.
02:31It's going to come from me.
02:33Come on.
02:35Do you find that there's anything quite as telling as a shoe?
03:04Oh definitely not. No. Absolutely not. People don't really seem to give shoes the importance they deserve. Shoes and socks are very important. My god the shoes. If the sock doesn't come OTC. The man does not come. Anywhere near me. Quite. What people don't realise is that there is a myriad of pitfalls just awaiting to happen. I know. The variables are infinite. I agree. Between the polish, the grain, the shape, the toe, the heel, the colour. And you have to get it just right.
03:33Have you seen the shoes? No. This is what we're here for. Show me. Here they are.
03:40Oh they're beautiful. They're excellent aren't they? Nice slim waist. Yes. Bi-coloured sole. Yes. English shoes are very tough.
03:51The leather. The leather. It has to be broken in.
03:57Normal shoes are made for normal people. People with ordinary feet. Basic feet. The average foot. And then for the exceptional foot. One has to have a shoe made. I'd never be able to wear a standard shoe. I mean it just wouldn't work.
04:10We'd argue. We'd fight. They'd hate me.
04:18We'll be smart.
04:19Coolatiment locks.
04:20tools and weapons with fire quarters.
04:22We want a blab� we're gonna show.
04:24It means wood.
04:25We're in there.
04:26If you're looking for a Never mind.
04:27We're in there.
04:28We're in there.
04:29We're here.
04:30You're welcome.
04:32We're we're shooting at Lee Det Jasper and tried to meet my feet.
04:35On.
04:36We've got a black travel wire left.
04:40둘.
04:41One.
04:42Two.
04:44Two.
04:45Hi.
04:56Hi.
04:57How are you?
04:58Good. Just doing a little gardening.
05:00Oh, looky.
05:00Now that it's winter, I'm trying to get everything out.
05:03Wait, did Sam end up giving you a key?
05:06No, he didn't.
05:06Oh, OK.
05:07Just because I said that he didn't lean to.
05:10OK.
05:11So Sam told me it's your birthday coming up.
05:13Yeah.
05:13He's very excited about it.
05:15Yeah, but you know what he's like.
05:17He loves...
05:18He really likes spoiling you.
05:19If he goes so overboard now with the gestures and the presents,
05:23there's going to be nothing later down the line.
05:25He's just going to have done it all.
05:26Oh, no, he's so sweet.
05:27I did tell him.
05:28I was like, you don't need to be doing that.
05:31I'm actually having a girl's birthday dinner,
05:34which it would be really nice if he could come.
05:36Great.
05:37I haven't had a girl's night out in ages.
05:40Yeah, I thought, I thought...
05:41So that would be good.
05:41It's nice to be, like, included.
05:43Yeah, no, I'd love you to come.
05:45Yeah.
05:46Thanks so much for inviting me.
05:48Oh, you're welcome.
05:48It's actually great.
05:49I mean, I want to get to know you better.
05:51Yeah, same.
05:52And the sort of thing is nice to be included.
05:53We need to do lots more stuff together.
05:55Yeah.
05:55Now that you're back from Canada,
05:56we'll do, like, double dates and hang out weekends.
05:58Yes!
05:59No, I'm really excited.
06:00It'll be really fun.
06:01I'm looking forward to it.
06:02Oh, you're welcome.
06:32I do.
06:32How have you been anyway?
06:33How's you in Habs?
06:34Good, mate.
06:35Yeah, really good.
06:35You're all loved up, aren't you?
06:37Yeah.
06:38I am, yeah, mate.
06:39It's a great feeling.
06:41Yeah.
06:41She's been away in Canada, hasn't she?
06:43Yeah, I know.
06:43Yeah.
06:44With, uh, for a girl's trip.
06:46Yeah.
06:46Which, um...
06:47Oh, mate, no, I've heard all about it.
06:49Yeah, don't worry.
06:50I basically got a phone call from Liv.
06:52And she basically told me they all got really, really drunk and whatnot.
06:56And anyway, she kissed James.
07:00And I was like, why the fuck are you telling me this?
07:02And then she was telling me that it was, like, Miles starting the drinking game and...
07:07That's not what I heard, mate.
07:08But is that not what you heard?
07:08I just, what Habs told me.
07:13Yeah.
07:14Um, I heard that Miles' kids live.
07:21Sorry to be the bear of bad news.
07:26I don't know, mate.
07:28I'm just fuming that they're apparently my mates.
07:31They're just fucking arseholes.
07:33I think I need to find out the real story and maybe talk to Liv about it.
07:41Because I don't even want to look at Miles, to be honest.
07:45I'm just so disappointed.
07:47I've, you know, I've let that guy meet my closest friends outside of London.
07:51I've, you know, I've...
07:53He's met my family.
07:54He's been, you know, I've taken him under my wing.
07:57And actually, you know, he's been through a lot with me.
08:00And I've also helped him in certain situations.
08:01And for him to turn around and do that.
08:04I literally don't want anything to do with him.
08:06He's scum, mate.
08:08Absolute scum.
08:15Not really sure what I've gotten into.
08:18My hands are shaky just looking at you.
08:22It's three and now.
08:23Everyone's leaving.
08:24And I'm just frozen.
08:26I gotta catch you in the street.
08:28While you're trying to leave, yeah.
08:31At the door of your car with my heart, I'm a secret.
08:38Listen, I don't always act this way.
08:41Usually I would have more to say.
08:44I let the moment get the best in me.
08:47Can you feel my never side with me?
08:50Yeah.
08:50Can you feel my never side with me?
09:09Yeah.
09:11Hey, mate.
09:27What the fuck, mate?
09:31Yeah, er...
09:33I was like, what the fuck?
09:36There's no excuse.
09:36You're meant to be my friend.
09:38Yeah, I know.
09:39My best friend.
09:40I know.
09:41You've been there through thick and fucking thin with me,
09:46and you know exactly how I feel about that girl, and you do that?
09:48Yeah, I know.
09:50You're a fucking piece of shit, mate.
09:53I know I am.
09:54I am so sorry.
09:56That, those actions I did, weren't me, and...
10:00Well, who was it?
10:01I was supposed...
10:02Who was it?
10:02Let me, let me, let me just finish.
10:05That wasn't me, OK?
10:07I was absolutely hammered.
10:09And that's an excuse?
10:09And it's not an excuse, but I'm just trying to explain to you, OK?
10:12This is not the person I am, and I would never do that to a friend, OK?
10:15And you know that.
10:16Mate, I don't really...
10:17Mate, Miles, I don't really want to hear it, mate.
10:18At the end of the day, it's just all fucking bollocks, mate.
10:20You've seen me at my lowest.
10:22You've seen me how crushed I am about this whole breakup,
10:25and you know full well how much I'm still in love with that girl.
10:29And you've literally just trampled all over our friendship.
10:32You literally just have no respect for anyone else but yourself,
10:36and you only care about yourself.
10:38I actually have no time for you at all,
10:40and I never want to see your face again.
10:41And I want to break it in my mind
10:46while you're willing to come on through.
10:50MUSIC PLAYS
11:20Aw, thank you.
11:23Are you excited?
11:24Yeah, I am excited, actually.
11:26It'll be fun.
11:26I'm glad it's just girls.
11:28What did Sam get you for your birthday?
11:30Oh, my God, he got me this necklace.
11:32Nice.
11:33Wow, where's that from?
11:35Cartier.
11:36Shut up.
11:37I know.
11:38He's so generous.
11:40I literally was like...
11:41I saw the red box, and I was like, no.
11:44No?
11:45I know.
11:46It's nice, though.
11:48God, he's gone all out, hasn't he?
11:49Yeah, like...
11:50Insane.
11:51You've been together about a day,
11:52and he's already buying cartier necklaces.
11:54I know.
11:55He's so...
11:55Can I get someone like that, please?
11:57He's so genuine.
11:59I don't know.
12:00I just...
12:01I feel like I've forgotten
12:02how intense relationships are.
12:04Like, I feel like I've been single for so long.
12:05Like, they're really intense, aren't they?
12:07Like...
12:08I mean, I don't think they should...
12:09But, like, you have to give a lot.
12:11Like, you have to meet the family.
12:12Like, Sam's asked Louise to come tonight,
12:15and, like, he really wants me to, like,
12:16become really good friends with her.
12:18And, like, I feel like it's moving really fast.
12:21Like, really fast.
12:22But he is like that,
12:23and he always is going to be like that.
12:24He's forward.
12:26I don't know.
12:27I feel like I'm just...
12:28I feel really overwhelmed all of a sudden.
12:30Why?
12:32I just feel like he really...
12:34He's, like, so excited about me and Louise
12:36being really good friends,
12:37and I just feel like...
12:39He's getting me, like, these amazing presents,
12:42and, like, he really wants to meet my dad,
12:45and I haven't even, like, told my dad.
12:48Like, I just haven't even...
12:49Because it's just...
12:50To me, it's just all moved so quickly, and, like...
12:53But that is what you signed up to,
12:54and that is what he is like.
12:59Yeah, maybe I'm just...
13:00I'm being stupid.
13:01I think I'm just getting a bit overwhelmed,
13:03like, it's all just a bit overwhelming.
13:04Yeah.
13:04Maybe I'm, like, jacked or something.
13:05I feel like you're just...
13:06You're not used to it.
13:07That is all it is.
13:10Don't overthink anything.
13:12Just go with the flow.
13:13Yeah.
13:14Anyway, we're going to have a great night.
13:16Yeah, you're going to have a great night.
13:18Cheers.
13:19Happy birthday.
13:43Hey, cheers, boys.
13:49Hey, boys, have you seen who's there?
14:05Yeah, I was about to say.
14:06Other than Mitt, literally, our worst.
14:07No, Mitt, I'm like, no problem,
14:08but I mean, Harry and Sam, just like...
14:10Yeah.
14:19Cheers.
14:22Happy birthday.
14:23Happy birthday.
14:25I can't reach.
14:26I'm so far away from the table.
14:30Happy birthday.
14:32Thanks for coming, guys.
14:33It's so nice to have you all here.
14:35Very intimate.
14:37Yeah, I know Liv wasn't meant to be here,
14:38but she's gone back to her name,
14:39so I think, obviously...
14:40Oh, has she?
14:41Hannah does.
14:42So she's gone home?
14:43Mm-hmm.
14:43Yeah.
14:45It's so nice to have you guys together,
14:47because I never thought I'd be able
14:48to bring you two together
14:49in the same bathroom.
14:50No, neither did I.
14:51And it's to be really pleasant.
14:52I know, I actually really like you.
14:56I like you too.
14:56Oh, my God, I forgot, actually, the...
14:58Yeah.
14:58Yeah, we went through a rocky patch.
14:59We were over it.
15:01And it's nice that you're here as well.
15:02I didn't realise you guys, like, hung out.
15:06Well, it's quite a recent thing.
15:07Yeah.
15:08It's like the beginning of the fun.
15:10Yeah.
15:10Yeah.
15:11I mean, we could be sisters-in-law.
15:13OK, not to jump the gun.
15:14But you know what I mean?
15:15Like, I think it's important that we get to know each other.
15:17Yeah.
15:19Yeah.
15:20Oh, no, that is...
15:21That's really nice.
15:22Yeah, it is really good.
15:23It's always important.
15:26Cute.
15:28What are you even up to, big guy?
15:30Just on my way over here to see you lads.
15:32Where have you been, though?
15:33Uh, no, literally.
15:35I was walking on my way here, and I saw Digby.
15:37He's actually not very good.
15:38Well, there's the cause of it, standing over there.
15:40So he's...
15:44That's a weird situation.
15:45Like, Liv getting with James is kind of fine, because...
15:47Yeah, she's single.
15:48...she's single, but Miles, like, considering he basically took Digby in
15:52and was the one that was, like, getting him back to health.
15:55He was getting him through the breakup.
15:57He was getting him through the...
15:57Yeah, exactly.
15:58Liv was involved in this as well.
16:01I bet you she was entertaining, though.
16:02I bet she was flaunting her little babaloonies around.
16:05Miles should have phoned him from Canada.
16:06You know, mate, Miles hasn't got a...
16:08Did Miles not tell him?
16:09Miles hasn't got a backbone, mate.
16:10You know he's a fish.
16:11He's not going to do anything.
16:13You see how Sam's looking at me with that disgust look?
16:18Do you really care what that dude thinks?
16:19No, I just don't.
16:20We need it right now.
16:21Those boys have been there before.
16:23Sam Thompson is...
16:24I mean, he's fucked up.
16:26I know, and it's like, of course, there's, like,
16:27there was two of us in this situation, and...
16:30But it still doesn't excuse the fact that I fucking hate myself for it.
16:33I generally hate myself.
16:36Have you seen him?
16:37Yeah.
16:38Yeah.
16:39Shit.
16:39How did that go?
16:41Go on.
16:42That must have been an awful, awful situation.
16:45Mate, mate, mate, it was the worst thing ever.
16:50He's been raging, and he's been waiting at my doorstep,
16:52just, like, waiting for me to come in.
16:54Was it a conversation, or was it just a one-way...
16:56Yeah, he didn't let me speak.
16:57Just going at you?
16:58Mate, like, I've never seen him that angry.
17:00I literally really fucked up.
17:01And what kills me more is that I've possibly lost a friendship
17:05over something so stupid.
17:09This is so nice.
17:11I'm really grateful, actually, to have the invite.
17:13No, of course.
17:14Whenever you're around, my home is your home.
17:16Oh, I love that.
17:17So if you ever need to get away from a little brat of a brother,
17:20then just hop over the hedge
17:22and just, like, knock on the back door,
17:24or just let yourself in.
17:25I mean, I think that now you guys are in a stable place,
17:28things can only get better.
17:30I think that's probably actually why we haven't got to know each other
17:32so well from the outset,
17:33is because he's been quite private about the relationship.
17:35Yeah.
17:36Because he's never really known...
17:38Like, he's always been a bit...
17:40Well, he's had his insecurities, let's just put it that way.
17:42Yeah.
17:42So he didn't really know, like, where he stood.
17:44He's like, hop's gonna break my heart.
17:46I know, I know.
17:47I'm jumping the gun as well.
17:49Like, really thinking, like, worrying about the future.
17:51Oh, no.
17:52I'm really happy that now we've got to a stage
17:54where we can get to know each other a bit better.
17:57Yeah, it's so hard.
17:58I know before, like, obviously I was really protective for my brother
18:00when we were in Croatia.
18:01I wasn't really sure what was going on,
18:03so it's been, like, a bit of a long journey
18:06to even get to this place.
18:07Yeah.
18:08Has Sam met any of your family yet?
18:11Sam has met my mum and my sister.
18:13They actually got on really well, but he's not met my dad.
18:16Okay.
18:17Yeah, but...
18:18Well, I think you should message your parents.
18:20Do you think?
18:21Yeah.
18:21I'm sure they'll be fine.
18:25I'm sure they'll be fine.
18:51I've seen Sam and he told me about Mars.
19:02What the actual fuck?
19:03I don't really know what to say.
19:10I don't know.
19:10I'm so sorry.
19:13It's just a stupid drinking game
19:15and I obviously got very carried away.
19:17I'm really sorry.
19:18I'm actually so furious.
19:21I feel physically sick.
19:24I just thought we were going to stop hurting each other.
19:27I'm just so disappointed, Liv.
19:33I'm really...
19:33I'm honestly really sorry, Digby.
19:37Where are you now?
19:38I'm at home in Henley.
19:42Of course you are.
19:46That's where you always run off to, when you've done something wrong.
19:50What do you mean, when I run off when I've done something wrong?
19:53I'm going to see my parents.
19:54How is that wrong?
19:55I just don't want to be around everything
19:59when everyone making me feel as bad as I already do.
20:03Like, I just don't need it
20:04and everyone giving their opinion and their judgments.
20:08It's just so...
20:09I'm just so angry with Miles.
20:11I'm just like, how is he listening to this?
20:13It was both of us.
20:14It wasn't just him.
20:14We were just...
20:15We were just wasted.
20:16And I know that's not an excuse.
20:18I think I need to obviously come back to London
20:19because I don't...
20:20It's not fair for everyone to be going in on Mars the whole time.
20:23It is, but it was both of us.
20:24It was both stupid.
20:27Obviously, I do want to see you.
20:32I'm going off to New York tonight, so, no.
20:35I think it's probably best you and I don't talk for a while.
20:40I really don't know what to say.
20:42I don't think I'm ever going to come back from this one.
20:45I need some space.
20:47OK.
20:50Bye.
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21:23I feel so divided
21:27No, I can't see the war for the trees
21:36God, this is boring
21:43This is why I never go shopping
21:47No, I'm sorry, but I'm actually the best stylist ever
21:49Did you think this is the kind of shirt that you would choose to wear for dinner with Habs' dad?
21:56Maybe not, it's a bit relaxed
21:58I think it's way too casual
21:59I think go in full-blown suit, if I'm honest with you
22:01It's very exciting, this is like the next step
22:04Do you know if Habs has actually told her dad that she has a boyfriend?
22:07I don't think she has
22:08And I've tried to keep that a bit quiet, because it is slightly strange
22:11But I've met the mum, and that went swimmingly, actually
22:15And I met the sister, and the sister likes me
22:17It's just, and then it's just the dad, it's like the final hurdle
22:20I'm actually really happy for you
22:22It means a lot to me that you guys are in a good place
22:25And that you've found a girl who likes you
22:27I know, it took a long time
22:30As much as you like her
22:31Yeah, it's not
22:33God, I just feel content
22:35To me, this actually is like a really big step
22:40I wouldn't really say this to her
22:41Because I wouldn't want to make it into something huge
22:44But inside, I'm like
22:46I am super happy that she's ready for me to see the dad
22:49And I just really hope that I can impress him
22:52And make him feel like I can look after his daughter
22:56Let's see
23:14You know, I would love to take her to Italy to hunt truffle
23:17She's not being like your weird servant, dog
23:20That's what pigs are for
23:21Eliza
23:28Let's all go say hi
23:31Okay
23:31How you doing?
23:36Hi
23:37Hello
23:37Hello
23:38This is a little mix
23:40All of her
23:41Sorry, I don't think we've met before
23:43I'm Sophie
23:43Nice to meet you
23:45Lovely to meet you
23:46How are you doing?
23:46Yeah, good, thanks
23:47What have you been up to?
23:48Oh, I'm just
23:49Hard day at work
23:50Well, no, I came down from uni yesterday
23:53So just getting in some shopping
23:55Oh, cool
23:55Where's uni?
23:56Durham
23:56What do you study there?
23:57Crazy
23:57Anthropology
23:58So, study of humans
24:00That's interesting
24:01Did you even go to university, Sophie?
24:03Of course
24:03I went to fashion school
24:05So you didn't go to university
24:06It's a fashion university in me
24:08How many years was it?
24:09Three and a half years
24:10I did fashion design and fashion business
24:12Tutto in italiano
24:14So, suck it
24:15So you've been here for a couple of days
24:18Do you have a boyfriend?
24:20No
24:20You're all forward, aren't you?
24:22Excuse me
24:23But I'm just nosy
24:25Yeah, she is
24:26Did you know many people here?
24:28Yeah, a few
24:29But everyone seems to be away at the moment
24:31I'm actually helping Ollie
24:33A mutual friend of ours
24:35Who just finished his novel
24:37Oh, wow
24:37So I'm helping him organise his book launch party
24:41So why don't you come along
24:42If you have nothing else to do?
24:43Oh, it'd be really nice
24:44I'll come to
24:45And Missy
24:46Can I hang out with you guys?
24:47Give me your sign
24:48Oh, oh, oh
24:51Oh, oh
24:52Oh, oh
24:53Oh, oh
24:54Oh, oh
24:56Oh, oh
24:57Oh, oh
24:58Oh, oh
24:59Oh, oh
25:00Oh, oh
25:01Oh, oh
25:02Oh, oh
25:03Oh, oh
25:04Oh, oh
25:05Oh, oh
25:06Oh, oh
25:07Oh, oh
25:08Oh, oh
25:09Oh, oh
25:10Oh
25:11Oh
25:12Okay
25:13Mrs. Abu
25:14Hi
25:15Lovely to see you again
25:17Oh, great to see you
25:18Mwah
25:19You look lovely
25:21Thank you
25:22So you both look amazing
25:23I actually took the liberty of ordering for you guys
25:25I hope you don't mind
25:26Oh, it looks amazing
25:27Thank you
25:28Yes
25:29You did well
25:30It's very up past three, isn't it?
25:31It certainly is
25:32Erm, my dad actually can't make it
25:35Was it anything to do with me though?
25:36No
25:37No, he just literally is really busy
25:41I mean, what have you been up to lately since I last saw you?
25:44Erm, I have been just working hard, to be fair
25:47Yeah
25:48Er, I haven't really had much time to do anything else
25:52But, just trying to prove to this one how much I care about her
25:57Trying to make her as happy as I possibly can
25:58That's always a good thing
25:59She was my priority, for sure
26:03That's really cute
26:04Again
26:07Do you know what?
26:09You'd be an idiot to not want to be with your daughter
26:12So, I can very much understand
26:14Well, I would obviously agree
26:15Yeah, I mean
26:16Just really nice to meet you again
26:17I hope to see a lot more of you
26:19Hey, I would literally be here every single day
26:21You wouldn't be able to get rid of me
26:22And I'd love to come down and play with the Jack Russells
26:25Any time you're free
26:27Yeah
26:28I'll drive up
26:29OK
26:30Because I'm not going home
26:47Isn't this your favourite building in London, Ollie?
27:02It is, actually
27:03See, this is my favourite bit
27:05When you come down these stairs
27:06It's like, I'm here, people
27:08Don't you feel like a bride?
27:09Oh, God
27:10Not quite
27:11I do
27:12Yeah, you do
27:13A black widow, actually more like it
27:15Well, that would make sense
27:16But it's more when you just stand here
27:18And you literally just look at all of this
27:21It's so beautiful
27:22How the hell have you managed to get us in here?
27:25I tell you what, it's just
27:26I know people
27:27I mean, any room with an echo is so me
27:30Yes
27:31Why are we here?
27:32Do you want to know why we're here?
27:33Mm-hmm
27:34Alright
27:35In January 2006
27:36A whale went down the Thames
27:38It actually went down the Thames
27:39Really?
27:40And got lost
27:41And this is my inspiration
27:42My book that I've created for nine years
27:45And I'll tell you what's even more
27:46Wow
27:47That you don't know
27:48In this very building
27:50Is the whale that went down the Thames's bones
27:52Are in the archives
27:53No way
27:54No way
27:55I'm getting chills
27:56That's where I'm where I
27:57Look at my arm hair
27:58So that is why we're here
27:59Because that very whale
28:00That went down the Thames is here
28:02So the book launch is imminent
28:04Like any day now
28:05And I'm going to surprise everyone
28:06And everyone's going to come to it
28:07And it's going to be beautiful
28:08When someone reads this book
28:09It sweeps you away on a magical journey
28:11And I want the launch to do exactly the same thing
28:14So I'm thinking champagne
28:16I'm thinking elegance
28:17I'm thinking beautiful, heavenly thing
28:19And that's what I want it to be like
28:20Okay
28:21But a sprinkling of real magic behind it
28:23Yeah
28:24Maybe like trees
28:25It's a bit tough
28:26Beautiful trees
28:27Like blossom trees
28:28With like hydrangeas
28:29Relax
28:30I love Gareth so much
28:31But this is on the same level of importance
28:33As my wedding
28:34Gareth, I love you like a book
28:36More than nearly as much as my book
28:37Which is my book
28:38This is not your wedding
28:39This is a book launch
28:40And I completely understand
28:41That this is very important
28:42But you need to like
28:43Kind of be a bit more zen about this
28:45Otherwise you're causing too much
28:47You know, hectic
28:48And that's never good
28:50We need to make this as magical
28:51As the book's words
28:52Okay
28:53So let's do it
28:54Okay
28:55We need the sprinkling of something
28:56So fabulous
28:57I'm going to pick up
28:58All the fairy dust I can find
28:59Good
29:00I could go the distance with you
29:03Thank you
29:17Thank you
29:18Your hair looks lovely
29:32Thank you
29:33I needed this refresher after last night
29:36Are you alright?
29:39I'm really overwhelmed by the whole situation in general
29:42What's that?
29:43What?
29:44I just feel like
29:46Like I've not told you
29:49But I just feel like
29:50I'm just
29:51I'm only crying
29:52Because I'm like
29:53I've been keeping up inside
29:54But
29:55He's not done anything wrong
29:56And I'm only upset
29:57Because I feel so bad
29:59But
30:00You look so
30:01No, sorry
30:02I was literally about to cry
30:03Why do you feel like
30:04Why do you feel bad?
30:05And
30:06I just feel like
30:07We might be on different pages
30:08Like I thought
30:09It's what I wanted
30:10And like
30:11Obviously
30:12We've been on such rollercoaster
30:13And like
30:14Yeah
30:15Like if we were going to give it a go
30:16We had to be boyfriend and girlfriend
30:18And I'm just getting confused
30:19Because like
30:20I just
30:21I feel really overwhelmed by it all
30:23Like he got me this
30:24Cartier necklace
30:25And like his sisters
30:26Like
30:27Let's
30:28Like she's so nice
30:29And like
30:30He's so nice to me
30:31He would literally do
30:32Anything for me
30:33And I just worry
30:34That maybe like
30:36Maybe like
30:37He's more into it
30:38Than I am
30:39And I just
30:40You always feel like
30:41You have to follow through
30:42With this situation now
30:43Because
30:44I don't
30:45Like I worry always
30:46That I'm like
30:47Hurting him
30:48Because I can't
30:49I don't feel like
30:50I can give him like
30:51As much attention
30:52As he needs
30:53And like
30:54I just worry that
30:55Like
30:56I'm gonna
30:57I just worry that
30:58He's so nice
30:59And so into it
31:00And I don't know
31:01Why I'm not
31:02Because
31:03Doing everything
31:04Every girl would want
31:05Like why am I not
31:06So happy about it
31:07Like if this carries on
31:09I feel like eventually
31:10It will just turn into
31:11Some sort of a resentment
31:12Even though that you love him
31:13You know what I mean?
31:14I just can't
31:15I literally can't talk to him about it
31:16Because he's so sensitive
31:17Like if I don't even
31:18Hug him back sometimes
31:19He's like
31:20Are you alright?
31:21Like have I done something wrong?
31:22And I just
31:23I don't
31:24Like his little face
31:25Like I just don't know
31:26How to go about it
31:27And like I look at like
31:28You and Harry
31:29And I'm like
31:30Do you know what I mean?
31:31Yeah but it's
31:32I feel bad
31:33Because I just
31:34Don't know why
31:35I'm not like
31:36I'm so lucky
31:37If you're not feeling it
31:38Then you can't help it
31:39And I know
31:40I would be the exact same as you
31:42Because now you feel guilty
31:43That you're not feeling that way
31:44Because he's doing so much for you
31:45Yeah
31:46I know
31:49Like
31:50We've gone through so much
31:52To now be in a happy place
31:53And I'm like
31:54Why aren't I happy?
31:55Why aren't you feeling like that?
31:56It's not that I'm not happy
31:58And like I think he's great
31:59Which is why I get upset
32:00Yeah
32:01Because like he's literally
32:02So nice to me
32:04And it's just like guilt
32:05Because I just feel like
32:07But ultimately
32:08And you'll have to have the conversation
32:09So
32:38Well done man
32:39I'm really glad of you
32:40Well done man
32:41I'm really glad of you
32:42Well done man
32:43I'm really glad of you
32:44Well done man
32:45I'm really glad of you
32:46Well done man
32:47I'm really glad of you
32:48Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the book launch for the islands of Phan Dye.
32:59A story about a little girl who sailed past the horizon into a different realm.
33:04I'm so pleased you've all come out. I really appreciate it so, so much.
33:08And also, just before that, I just want to say thank you, Gareth and my sister and mother who have come today as well.
33:14Gareth and I haven't had time to have an engagement party, so this kind of feels like an engagement party for us as well.
33:19So, thank you for all your lovely wishes and everything for me and my husband-to-be.
33:33You all right?
33:35Well done.
33:36Cheers.
33:39I think you're more of an audiobook man.
33:41Not an audiobook man.
33:42Can you read?
33:43Yes, I can read.
33:44I actually was one of those kids who read, like, before anyone else could read, I could read.
33:49The only thing you read is social media posts about yourself.
33:54Hello.
33:55Hi.
33:56Hi.
33:56How are you?
33:58Good.
33:58Hi.
33:59How are you?
34:00This is Eliza.
34:01Jamie, nice to meet you.
34:02Eliza is my new friend.
34:04Nice to meet you.
34:05Potentially doing a case study on me.
34:07What are you doing a case study?
34:09I study anthropology at Durham, and I think she'd be quite an interesting person.
34:13I think what you need to do very quickly is explain what anthropology is to Mrs.
34:18I taught Sophie.
34:19It's the study of men.
34:20I think Jamie wants to know himself, actually.
34:22No, no.
34:23Is this not true, Kate Eliza?
34:24True or false?
34:25God.
34:25Am I not more evolved than him?
34:27And I'll tell you why, okay?
34:28You're going to say it's because of your white hair.
34:30No, but it's to do with hair.
34:32This is so true.
34:32Okay, I'll tell you very true.
34:33You're trying to say that I'm Neanderthal.
34:34No, you're less evolved than me because we came from apes, correct?
34:37The less hair you are, the more evolved you are.
34:41I must be completely enlightened.
34:43Jade, we've all seen your butt crack.
34:45It's actually more evolved, in a way, because we're in a cold climate, so your specimen hasn't
34:51caught up with the fact that you need a bit more.
34:52Yes.
34:53Yes.
34:54Specimen.
34:55That's a great word for it.
34:56We haven't met yet.
34:57I thought we were going to be friends.
34:58Like, what that?
34:59Sorry.
35:00I can't believe it's here.
35:17Nine years in the making, and we've finally got it.
35:19It's taken you so long, and you've actually done it.
35:21It's amazing.
35:23Hello.
35:23Oh, my God, hello.
35:24How are you?
35:25I'm good, how are you?
35:25I'm good, thank you.
35:26Good.
35:26Good to see you again.
35:27How are you?
35:28Thank you so much.
35:29I wouldn't have missed this.
35:30Oh, sorry.
35:31Don't worry.
35:32Aw, thank you so much.
35:34Have a good.
35:34This is amazing, thanks.
35:36How exciting.
35:38Yeah, this is crazy.
35:39How beautiful is that?
35:39It's, like, finally done.
35:40I know, don't.
35:41Congratulations, honestly.
35:43Anyway, I'm going to go eat your drink, and I'll leave you two to catch up, yeah?
35:47Okay.
35:47See you in bed.
35:49How are you?
35:50I'm all right, actually.
35:52I've been hiding at home with my mother.
35:56Obviously, I would never have missed this, but it is...
35:59It's really awkward.
36:02I think it's fair to say you've had a fucking shitty year.
36:06Yeah, but I'm the one who's caused all the shit.
36:09Do you know what I mean?
36:10I don't like hurting people, and I think I really hurt Digby, and it needs to stop.
36:16But I keep making stupid mistakes that are causing him a lot of pain.
36:19Well, that's also, there's two pairs of lips there.
36:21Miles and Digby have been hanging out the whole time, so it's a bit weird that Miles did that.
36:25I know, but I was partied to it as well at night.
36:26You're 24.
36:28You can't do this at 40.
36:29Well, you can, but it's a lot more serious.
36:31Do it now.
36:31Yeah.
36:32And I wouldn't worry too much.
36:33Yeah.
36:34No, that's true.
36:35Okay?
36:35Yeah.
36:36Don't worry.
36:37Thanks, Lucy.
36:37I'm here if you need me, okay?
36:41Thank you for everything, by the way.
36:42Happy birthday, man.
36:46What did Sammy get you?
36:47Sam got me this, which is beautiful.
36:50So you see you?
36:50I know.
36:51It's amazing, isn't it?
36:52Tell me, how are you guys?
36:55I actually, I feel like I need to speak to you about advice.
37:00Oh, no.
37:04It's okay.
37:06I know, okay?
37:08Well, tell me what's happened.
37:10Nothing's happened.
37:11And that's the thing.
37:12Like, I thought it's what I wanted.
37:14And then when we were, like, together,
37:17I thought I should be feeling so happy,
37:19but I just, it just didn't.
37:21You're not.
37:21It just doesn't feel right.
37:23And it's so hard to talk to him, though,
37:25because I can't be like, well, you're, like,
37:27I feel like you're smothering me.
37:28You're suffocating me.
37:29Yeah.
37:29Like, it just hit home, like, shit,
37:31you're actually in a relationship
37:32and everyone's getting involved.
37:34Like, I can't, I felt like I was, like,
37:35lying to my mum as well.
37:37Oh, fuck, man.
37:38Because I can't, I can't.
37:39Does he have any?
37:40He has no.
37:40No idea.
37:45Well, it's good to see you that's happy.
37:47Because it's been, you've had, actually,
37:49a rough, like, it's been a bit of a rollercoaster
37:51over here.
37:52You know, it's just nice to sort of be out
37:53of the other end now and just be happy.
37:57Habs actually said that her mum was my number one fan.
38:01Mate, that's cute.
38:02He.
38:02Lovely.
38:03It was like, look, hey,
38:04official dinner.
38:05I'm the husband-to-be.
38:07This is it.
38:07Oh, my God, Sam, slow down.
38:09Sorry, I'm joking.
38:10I'm joking.
38:11But it was lovely,
38:12and thank you very much for setting it up,
38:13because I really enjoyed it.
38:15And then now that you guys are in a good place,
38:17I'm really happy that, like,
38:18me and her are building a friendship.
38:19The only thing that's going to happen
38:21is that he's going to get more in love with you
38:23and more obsessed,
38:24and it's going to go deeper and deeper and deeper
38:26and deeper.
38:27And there is a point where
38:29at times you just have to just,
38:31just, just cut it, in a sense.
38:33And I know that's the worst thing to hear in the world.
38:35I know that it's so upsetting.
38:36And I know you feel like you're going to break this voice off.
38:38I don't even know, like, how to bring it up to him,
38:40because he has no idea.
38:42Like, he doesn't even pick up on any of it.
38:43I don't, I just can't come up to him and be like...
38:46Like, I just feel really bad.
38:54The best way in these situations is
38:57to be brutally honest.
39:02You've got to say, look, Sammy,
39:04I think you're great,
39:05but I can't be in this relationship with you.
39:11I like so quickly.
39:12Oh, I so quickly.
39:13So am I.
39:15Hi.
39:16Liv Bentley.
39:17How are you?
39:17Good.
39:18Are you good?
39:19I'm all right, how are you?
39:22Shit.
39:23Yeah.
39:24I mean,
39:25like, seeing Digby,
39:27you know, after we landed,
39:28was really tough.
39:31Like, I've never seen someone
39:33so angry.
39:35Like, the hatred
39:37in his eyes was
39:38perfect.
39:39And to see that I am the
39:41cause of,
39:42of all of this,
39:43is even more...
39:45I feel what you're feeling.
39:46We were both there,
39:47we both fucking did it.
39:47Yeah, we've both done
39:48stupid things.
39:49You and I have gone down
39:50a very dark track, Miles.
39:52Yes.
39:52I have done fuck up
39:53after fuck up,
39:53and it needs to stop now.
39:56Like, after it all happened,
39:57I suddenly realised how much
39:58I still care about Digby.
40:00Yeah.
40:00As much as it's fun
40:01and it's joking,
40:02like, flooding James
40:03and, like, getting pissed
40:04and doing stupid shit,
40:05it's fucking stupid,
40:06but all I think about
40:06is Digby.
40:08Um, do you think...
40:10I mean, has he forgiven you
40:11or do you think
40:12he's going to forgive you?
40:13Or...
40:13No, I don't think he has.
40:15Like, there are times
40:15in the past where, yeah,
40:16he probably has forgiven me
40:17too easily,
40:18but this time it's not like that.
40:19Like, he needs a lot of time.
40:21Yeah.
40:22You know.
40:24You and I just have to
40:24sort of pay for what we've done.
40:26Yeah.
40:31Hi.
40:32Hello.
40:33How are you?
40:34Yeah, good.
40:37I don't really know
40:38how to say this,
40:39but I feel like...
40:41I basically just want to say
40:44first of all,
40:45I think you're amazing
40:46and you have literally
40:50treated me like a princess
40:51and you've been so amazing to me
40:54and I couldn't have asked
40:56for anyone to be nicer to me
40:57and it's nothing
40:58that you have done.
41:00Oh, shit.
41:02And I just want you to know
41:03that I wanted it
41:04to work so much
41:06and I love you
41:09and care about you so much,
41:10but I just feel like
41:13this isn't right
41:14and I don't feel like
41:15it's fair for you
41:16because you give so much to me
41:17and I don't feel like
41:18I can give you
41:19what you need back.
41:24Okay.
41:26I've been, like,
41:27toying with this girl
41:28so I kept trying
41:29to convince myself
41:30because you are so amazing
41:31and you have been
41:32so nice to me.
41:33That's what's made
41:34this decision so hard
41:35and I've tried to convince myself
41:37that it is working,
41:38but...
41:39It's all just got so intense
41:42so quickly
41:43and I just...
41:43I don't feel like
41:44I can give you
41:45what you need.
41:46I'm so sorry.
41:53It's not your fault.
41:54It's not your fault.
41:55It's not your fault.
41:56It's not your fault.
41:57I feel really awful
41:58because you've done nothing wrong.
42:00That's why I've, like,
42:00literally, I've been, like,
42:01what is wrong with me
42:02the whole time
42:03and it's not that
42:04I don't love you
42:05and I've loved
42:06our time together.
42:08It's not like that.
42:09I just don't feel like
42:10it's not fair for me.
42:12I understand.
42:12I please stop.
42:13I get it.
42:14I understand.
42:15I understand.
42:16I just don't think
42:17it's fair on you
42:18and I think you deserve
42:19to be with someone
42:21who literally can do
42:25what you want them to do
42:26and I just,
42:26I will never be that girl.
42:28Like, I'm just not
42:29that type of person
42:30and it's not fair on you
42:33and I could have
42:33just kept it going
42:34but it's just...
42:36I just don't...
42:38I think you deserve
42:39more than that.
42:39It's fine.
42:40It's honestly fine.
42:43Don't worry about it.
42:44Sometimes you just feel
42:47the sky is falling
42:49It's a chemical involved
42:53so they tell me
42:54I've never really known
42:58just where I'm meant
42:59to go from here
43:01Sometimes it just seems
43:04easier to bleed
43:06Is it easier to bleed
43:09What the...
43:13What?
43:14What's wrong?
43:14What's wrong?
43:15I just passed Habs
43:16and she looked really upset.
43:17She told me.
43:20What?
43:22How has this happened?
43:23You literally met her mum
43:27and her family
43:27and went for dinner
43:28Yeah
43:29And everything's fine
43:31and then today
43:32she's changed her mind
43:32I don't understand
43:35how that even happens
43:36Sam, honestly
43:38it breaks my heart
43:40seeing you this fucking sad
43:41Motherfucker
43:42I really loved her
43:43Oh my god
43:45I actually feel like
43:49I've just been fucking
43:51I just don't know
43:56what the fuck I've done wrong
43:57and I know it's
43:57I've done nothing wrong
43:58and it's just when
43:59someone's even worse
43:59when you've done nothing
44:01to warrant it
44:01and it's just someone
44:02just doesn't like you
44:03the way you like them
44:04and it's like
44:04So she just
44:06Every night she stays at mine
44:10or like
44:10she messaged me
44:12the whole time
44:12being like
44:13I love you so much
44:14like all these things
44:15and it's just like
44:15I don't understand
44:16where the fuck
44:17that just came from
44:18So she didn't give you
44:19any answers?
44:20No
44:20She just said
44:21that she can't give me
44:22what she wants
44:23I just can't believe
44:24this is like
44:24oh fuck
44:26Well if she's
44:28something wrong with me
44:30there's something
44:30fucking wrong with me
44:32There is
44:33there's something
44:34fucking wrong with me
44:35like I thought
44:36she was so cool
44:37and I'm like
44:37Why was she cool Sam?
44:40She's obviously not sweet
44:41but she's made you
44:42feel this way
44:43I think it's a lucky escape
44:45Remember you even said
44:49I know that she's
44:49going to break my heart
44:50and she's going to
44:50break up with me
44:51and you should not
44:53be thinking that
44:54when you start dating
44:55someone
44:55I've never thought
44:56that once about Ryan
44:57which means that
44:57you never trusted her
44:58and you knew
44:59she was fucking using
45:00she's a user
45:01she's a user Sam
45:03she has nothing
45:05just focus on yourself
45:06and
45:07Ryan and I
45:09will be there for you
45:09you have to be strong
45:13I hate her
45:16DB should be here with us
45:26just give him
45:27like an easy text now
45:28maybe just hear what he has to say
45:32because he really wants to
45:32like apologise to you
45:33he wants to say things to you
45:34we just wanted to be
45:36a voice of reason
45:37from us
45:38because you know
45:38he's like
45:38tell me what mate
45:39that's what good mates do
45:40remember this
45:41when he fucks you over
45:42I think way back in Croatia
45:45you knew that you
45:46weren't into him
45:46when you were messaging
45:47your ex
45:48don't know why
45:48you bothered
45:49kind of giving him
45:50so many chances
45:51and jumping back
45:51into the room