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00:01:01Tell me more about your gap year. It sounds so interesting.
00:01:05Nah, don't be silly.
00:01:06Come on, I can't believe how many lives you saved.
00:01:09Nah, I just did what I think was right, you know. How's your mum?
00:01:13Oh, Mummy. Yeah, she's fine. She's got herself a dog. Keeps her entertained.
00:01:18She didn't really strike me as much as a dog person.
00:01:21Oh, God, no. She just wanted something big and hairy to have a go at after Dad died.
00:01:27I want to get some more bubbling.
00:01:30A well done with fun.
00:01:31I'm thinking you weren't letting
00:01:39Come on in the big but hot and white Needless Me?
00:01:42This isn't bad.
00:01:43I'd like to take a look.
00:01:44I'll be with you now.
00:01:46Babe is happening in Dimasaya.
00:01:52I don't know where we are.
00:01:55The fraud you think is really about me,
00:01:57The fraud contents are allowed.
00:01:58Well, I'm happy about cheating.
00:01:59Help me.
00:02:29Please help me.
00:02:31Please help me.
00:02:36Where are you?
00:02:59Oh, my God.
00:03:29Oh, my God.
00:03:59Ahhhhhhhhhhh!
00:04:02Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
00:04:20Ok, come on Max.
00:04:21Just one again, ok?
00:04:22One, again, that's it.
00:04:24Ok, and the other one.
00:04:26That's it, ok?
00:04:29Are you alright?
00:04:31I don't like the water. I want to go out, please.
00:04:34Max, please, come on. Just have a bath.
00:04:37I don't like it, Tina.
00:04:39You said I don't need a bath at this very moment of time.
00:04:43Max, please, you need to have a bath. Come on, you stink.
00:04:46You can't go around walking like that.
00:04:49Come on, now be quick, okay?
00:04:53Hey, Karen. What's up?
00:04:55No, I wasn't ever booked into work today.
00:04:59What? Are you serious?
00:05:01Oh, God, I am so sorry, Karen. I had no idea.
00:05:05I didn't suppose you could get cover at all.
00:05:08No, I understand. Yeah.
00:05:10Sure, yeah, yeah. Sure, yeah, yeah.
00:05:13I'll make it work. Don't worry, Karen, okay?
00:05:15Give me an hour, okay?
00:05:17See you soon. Bye.
00:05:19I don't want a bath right this minute!
00:05:23Fine. Okay. You don't want a bath? You're not gonna get a bath. Come on, get out.
00:05:34Tina's mad at me.
00:05:36No, Max, okay. Tina's just really, really stressed out right now, okay?
00:05:40Okay, come on. You want it out, so get out then, okay?
00:05:44Okay.
00:05:45I can see you.
00:05:46Okay.
00:05:47Okay.
00:05:48I can see you, Brenda.
00:06:16Hi, Tina.
00:06:17Oh, my God. Thank you for covering the shirt on this. So, I just, I messed up. I had no idea it was at work today. So, yeah, just let him watch movies, okay? And, uh, he'll be back by dinner. Okay, sorry.
00:06:41Tina doesn't like it.
00:06:42Tina doesn't like me.
00:06:43Yeah, stop, okay? You know it's not true.
00:06:48Tina doesn't like it.
00:06:50She shouts at me. She hates me.
00:06:54Uh, Tina, can we just have a word?
00:06:59Uh, yeah, yes, please. Give me a chat later.
00:07:02Well, you know, I can't keep doing this, right? You know, coming here to take care of him all the time. I mean, when I signed off you, I did like you were gonna be your brother's full-time carer once I was relieved. And you've had to fight tooth and nail to get full-time custody of your brother after your mother's passing.
00:07:19What are you saying?
00:07:20I just want to be careful.
00:07:22Of what?
00:07:23All I'm saying is that you are very young, okay? And you're taking on a huge responsibility looking after him. Okay? And I understand it, alright? You've got, you've got work, bills, even more bills. You know, you just, you need to decide what route to take.
00:07:44I'm sorry. What do you mean, what route?
00:07:49I think you should let him be looked after by professionals. Just people who know what they're doing. Just until you can get yourself sorted, you know, your feet off the ground. Okay? Like this situation, I can tell it's not good for you and it's definitely not good for him.
00:08:05Okay, yeah. We'll talk about this later.
00:08:08Tina.
00:08:09Brenda. I appreciate you coming today to help. I really do. But I won't ask again.
00:08:17See you later.
00:08:38You can't talk. Cause you've broken down. You've broken down. And you can't see. That you're wanted now. You're wanted now.
00:08:53I know that it's sometimes hard to say. But the answer is keeping you far away.
00:08:54You can't talk. Cause you've broken down. You've broken down. You've broken down. And you can't see. That you're wanted now. You're wanted now. I know that it's sometimes hard to say. But the answer is keeping you far away.
00:09:22And how much is this? What?
00:09:40£2.75.
00:09:41Are you serious?!
00:09:43Well, if you don't want to pay that, then fuck off!
00:09:45God!
00:09:46But I didn't do anything.
00:09:50Tina! What time do you call this? You said an hour tops?
00:09:53I know. I know. I know. Karen. Look, I'm sorry. I did the best I could.
00:09:56I shouldn't even be here right now. I've got an appointment with my sex therapist, which I'm incredibly late for. I am never going to come.
00:10:03I completely understand, but I struggle with a look sometimes, so...
00:10:07I cancelled the appointment, do you?
00:10:08No, Karen. Go. Honestly, look. It's worth it. Okay? Look, I'm here now. I can manage the store.
00:10:12Look, I need to talk to you anyway.
00:10:14Go on.
00:10:15The shop. We're not pulling in enough sales.
00:10:18Well, I wonder why that is.
00:10:20Why are you still here?
00:10:22Karen, what are you saying?
00:10:24I've had to resort to selling things online. Bookface, list of Craigs...
00:10:29I think you mean Craigslist.
00:10:30And that's not the store that I set out to own.
00:10:34No, Karen, look. I can help, okay? Marketing it, pushing the products where I advertise myself.
00:10:38I can make YouTube videos.
00:10:40It's a tube you. Look, I don't think there's any way of saving the shop now, Tina. Not now.
00:10:44Karen, no.
00:10:45It's not as if we didn't see this coming.
00:10:48We've spent way too much money promoting it.
00:10:50And no one wants this stuff. Not in this day and age.
00:10:54It absolutely kills me to say it.
00:10:56But I've had to bite the bullet. And I'm calling it quits.
00:10:59Karen, please don't look. Look.
00:11:02Kays are like nothing that we can do. I can't, I can't lose my job.
00:11:06It is all I've got left.
00:11:08It's not a decision I've made lightly, but it is a decision I have made.
00:11:12I can't undo it at this point. I've already had interest selling it.
00:11:15Karen, please. I can't.
00:11:17I can't lose this.
00:11:19That's all I've got too, but I'm not even bringing enough to pay your wages.
00:11:23I'm literally paying out to keep the store open.
00:11:26And come next week, we'll be shut.
00:11:29I really do have to go now.
00:11:31I'm very sorry you're the last to know.
00:11:33But what I need of you today is to go into the back and inventory everything.
00:11:37Make a list of everything. I've got to put it all up for auction and make some money back.
00:11:41Okay.
00:11:42But I really do have to go.
00:11:43That's a really tight hug, sweetie. I know, I know, I know. Poor little thing. Poor little thing.
00:11:57No way!
00:12:02orc.
00:12:03Shut up!
00:14:04Someone's hungry.
00:14:06Max, stop.
00:14:08Don't talk to me.
00:14:10Just finish your dinner properly, please.
00:14:14You're not my mom.
00:14:16Oh, I know that.
00:14:18Okay, but I'm now in the place, Mom,
00:14:20so you gotta listen to me when I say to eat your dinner.
00:14:22I don't have to do what you say.
00:14:24Yes, you'll goddamn do when I pay the bills.
00:14:30Mom gave you this house when she died.
00:14:33So you should not pretend you paid for it,
00:14:36because you did not.
00:14:38No, you're right.
00:14:41You're so right.
00:14:43But you know what Mom did do?
00:14:46Hm?
00:14:47She left us in a shitload of debt,
00:14:50and no, Max, actually.
00:14:52She didn't pay for this house at all.
00:14:54She still had a mortgage out on it,
00:14:56and today I lost my job.
00:14:59So you better get used to the idea
00:15:01that living here won't last.
00:15:06I missed Mom.
00:15:08Just finish your goddamn dinner, Max.
00:15:10Please.
00:15:12Max.
00:15:14He's strangled me now.
00:15:16Oh, no, Luke, he needs to eat.
00:15:20Look, you shouldn't talk to him like that.
00:15:22What do you mean you lost your job?
00:15:24It's exactly how it sounds.
00:15:26So today I lost my job.
00:15:28Turns out nobody wants to buy antique crap anymore.
00:15:31Oh, and the business basically went bust out.
00:15:33Yeah.
00:15:34What about, like, hipsters?
00:15:36No, they don't actually buy anything, okay?
00:15:37They just mope around the store.
00:15:40Just...
00:15:41I can't eat.
00:15:42Where are you going?
00:15:43I need a bath, okay?
00:15:44I've lost my appetite.
00:16:13I've lost my conscience, but...
00:16:15I'm going to bless.
00:16:16I ain't got a dog.
00:16:17I guess what's happening?
00:16:18You can get to the gym with no hair.
00:16:19I think...
00:16:20I've lost my personal child.
00:16:21I'm going to get sick.
00:16:22I'm going to get a good day.
00:16:23What can I do?
00:16:24I can't do this.
00:16:25And I will get to get it...
00:16:26I'll get sick.
00:16:27I'm going to get sick.
00:16:28I'm going to get sick.
00:16:29I'm not going to get sick.
00:16:30I'm going to get sick.
00:16:31I feel good.
00:16:32I'm going to get sick.
00:16:33You're gonna get sick.
00:16:34Oh, Maxie.
00:16:51I'm so sorry, okay?
00:16:54I'm sorry for the way I've been and how I've treated you.
00:16:59I don't want it this way, okay?
00:17:01It's just I have so much on me right now, you know?
00:17:11Hey, look, I miss Mom, too.
00:17:18God, I really miss her, Max.
00:17:22I just don't know if I can do this on my own.
00:17:27But I can't let you go.
00:17:29No, no, Max, I love you. You're my brother, okay?
00:17:32I can't not have you in my life.
00:17:35I promised Mom I would always look after you, no matter what happened.
00:17:39It's just I...
00:17:44I just get angry, okay?
00:17:48I get angry because I'm mad at myself.
00:17:54Because I can't give you what I promised I would when Mom died.
00:17:57And I have totally failed you.
00:18:00And I am so sorry, Max.
00:18:06And I wish I could bring Mom back, but I can't.
00:18:09I can't, and I really want to, but I can't.
00:18:14I promise you I'm gonna make everything better, okay?
00:18:19It's all gonna change.
00:18:21Hey, and I thought I was your second mom here, but I thought you were.
00:18:36Okay, well, get some rest.
00:18:39It'll all be different in the morning.
00:18:41It always is.
00:18:42Okay, well, get some rest.
00:19:12Okay.
00:19:22Look.
00:19:24Are you doing my work papers?
00:19:27You know she's got this, right?
00:19:29Mm-hmm.
00:19:29She's got this in her stock.
00:19:31Yeah.
00:19:33Yeah, that's worth like 800 grand.
00:19:36Jesus, it knew it'd be worth a bit, but, well, Karen's gonna be sordid.
00:19:39What do you think?
00:19:42What?
00:19:44Nothing, no, you're stupid.
00:19:45What?
00:19:45Look, come on.
00:19:47Maybe that's worth like three houses.
00:19:50Yeah.
00:19:50I'm just saying it would solve a lot of problems.
00:19:54What are you saying?
00:19:56I think you know what.
00:20:00Wait.
00:20:01No, no, no, no.
00:20:02If I steal that, I could go to jail for years.
00:20:05No.
00:20:06I'm not saying that you should steal it.
00:20:08I'm not saying that I should steal it.
00:20:09I'm just saying...
00:20:10No, get to the goddamn point.
00:20:11I'm just saying that I know a guy who knows a guy who knows another guy.
00:20:22Well...
00:20:23Hey.
00:20:34He says he'll do it.
00:20:35About 50%.
00:20:36Right.
00:20:38Wait, who is this guy?
00:20:40He's just a guy in this sort of thing, you know, stealing and selling it on.
00:20:44Are you talking about your drummer, Duncan?
00:20:46Aye, yeah.
00:20:47Talking about Duncan.
00:20:49Look, Tina, he says he's got a client for this sort of thing.
00:20:52If we can just get hold of it.
00:20:53So how do we get it?
00:20:55You've just got to leave the back door open, that's what they say.
00:20:57Okay, look.
00:20:59What if I take it, take off, and we need to get a penny?
00:21:02What if I get caught...
00:21:03You've got nothing to be caught for.
00:21:05They're doing all the work.
00:21:06Look, all you've got to do is leave that back door open.
00:21:09It's a change of life, Tina.
00:21:10It'd make it so much easier if you just say yes.
00:21:12Are you all right?
00:21:29Are you all right?
00:21:30Are you ready?
00:21:32Of course I am.
00:21:33I was far as ready!
00:21:34Let's get caught!
00:21:35What if I take the amulet and sell it from the cells?
00:21:52I've been Duncan for years.
00:21:53He wouldn't do that to me.
00:21:55But relax, Tina.
00:21:57It's going to be fine.
00:21:58Remember Paris, eh?
00:21:59No, it's just...
00:22:08Look, what I'm worried about is...
00:22:11It's going to be fine.
00:22:12Nothing bad is going to happen, Tina.
00:22:14Do you trust me?
00:22:15Right.
00:22:16This is it.
00:22:17All you've got to do is go and open the door, and then that's it.
00:22:19You're out.
00:22:20We'll wait for the call.
00:22:21I'll meet at the safe house, and then that's it.
00:22:24Your life, our lives, change forever.
00:22:27Yeah.
00:22:27Lookie, long time no see you, brother.
00:22:36I saw you at band practice last week, don't you?
00:22:38Oh, yeah.
00:22:39Luke, this is Ali.
00:22:40Hi!
00:22:41Interested to look up.
00:22:42And that silly cow blinding everyone with the lights is Jazz.
00:22:45And I, I'm the main man.
00:22:47Should we get going, eh?
00:22:49Anyone could turn up at any minute.
00:22:50Oh, she's keen for it, isn't she?
00:22:53Luke, come on in.
00:22:54Let's get the doors unlocked.
00:22:55Right, you'll continue.
00:22:57Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.
00:23:08I don't know.
00:23:38I don't know.
00:24:08I told Jazz to put a truck around here and drop the tower gate.
00:24:15Hey, it's done.
00:24:29They've got it.
00:24:30Someone's getting it better now.
00:24:36It was just like that when I got here this morning.
00:24:58So you have no idea what time this took place?
00:25:02I don't know.
00:25:03I don't have a clue.
00:25:04That's what the security footage was for.
00:25:06Karen, what's happened?
00:25:08Oh, I don't know.
00:25:09I don't know.
00:25:10I must have left the back door open when I shut up shop last night.
00:25:15Someone broke in and they stole the box from the back room.
00:25:22The security footage, everything.
00:25:24It's everything.
00:25:25Well, whoever it was, they certainly knew the layout of the store.
00:25:29Why do you say that?
00:25:30Well, because they knew where the security cameras were.
00:25:34They took them.
00:25:36They covered their tracks.
00:25:38I understand you're about to go bankrupt.
00:25:41You think I stole this?
00:25:43You think I would do such a thing?
00:25:45I'm not some kind of fraud or sneak.
00:25:48I don't walk around wearing a fucking trilby.
00:25:51I've heard crazier stories.
00:25:54Crazier still when you consider those who wear trilbys.
00:25:57Stories like these.
00:25:59Like trying to recoup costs.
00:26:02Do not make light of this.
00:26:04This is a very dangerous situation.
00:26:06Look at that.
00:26:07It's not about the money.
00:26:08I don't give a rat's arse about the money.
00:26:11Whoever took this is in serious danger, detective.
00:26:22Whoever took this is in serious danger, detective.
00:26:25Serious danger, detective.
00:26:27Serious danger, detective.
00:26:41I don't fuck with crazy bitches
00:26:45I only fuck with loyal niggas who are bad at business
00:26:48I try not to revolve myself with anything suspicious
00:26:50But I know a few that do
00:26:52I can give you all the dicks
00:26:54Luke mate, would you relax, it's gonna be in a bit
00:26:56Have a drink
00:26:57Come on man, I'm looking after our brother, aren't I?
00:26:59Oh, is that who he is?
00:27:00Oh, this team's not brothers, they sleep upstairs
00:27:02So let's keep it down or turn that off or something
00:27:04I don't even get involved, you know
00:27:06It's not this for a game of soldiers
00:27:08Luke, you having a drink mate?
00:27:10Cheers to being bloody men
00:27:12Let's go man
00:27:13Let's get pissed
00:27:15Let's go back to Mexico
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00:28:23Yes mate
00:28:25Look what the hell
00:28:34What?
00:28:35They stole the entire tomb
00:28:37They made just take the goddamn amulet
00:28:39Well I don't know maybe they got carried away
00:28:41They can probably sell what's in the box eh?
00:28:44No it's just Karen
00:28:46She said something dangerous could happen with it
00:28:48Like what?
00:28:49I don't know okay it's just today she looked really freaked out and it wasn't over the cash she lost Luke
00:28:55It's over this thing
00:28:56It's just a box Tina
00:28:58It's not really like that film with your man Brendan Fraser
00:29:01What's the worst that could happen?
00:29:03Has anyone opened it yet?
00:29:05No
00:29:10We were waiting for you
00:29:12So you're saying some weird shit can come out and poison us yeah?
00:29:19No she doesn't know that for sure
00:29:21What did the boss say exactly?
00:29:23Well she said that it was extremely dangerous and that she was really worried about whoever had it
00:29:29Oh come on just open it it'll be fine go on Jazz
00:29:32Oh come on just open it it'll be fine go on Jazz
00:29:36Look up!
00:29:37Oh it stinks should we be breathing that in?
00:29:51Oi I've smelt words coming from you
00:29:53Dickhead
00:29:54Kinda wanna peel the wrap off and see what it looks like underneath
00:29:57Oh you're sick you know that
00:30:00We just could
00:30:07Yeah looks better than Mummy Jazz
00:30:08Oh fuck off Doug
00:30:12Wonder if it's a boy or a girl
00:30:14What a boy or a girl?
00:30:17Max
00:30:18Come on
00:30:19Come on let's go
00:30:20Okay Max
00:30:29Max come on listen to me please
00:30:31Come on
00:30:32Okay so
00:30:34I am letting you use my laptop so
00:30:37You can't break it okay?
00:30:40Right so just so you know I have disabled purchase buying
00:30:43Especially after you bought that chocolate
00:30:45I never purchased that chocolate
00:30:47Okay well Maxi if you need anything I'll be outside okay?
00:30:54Don't do anything else
00:31:02Wait Tina Tina
00:31:04Hey?
00:31:06How could you?
00:31:08The one thing I asked you no way I specifically asked you not to bring him didn't I?
00:31:16My god I asked you Luke I said not to bring him I didn't want him involved in any event
00:31:20I'm sorry okay I thought Brenda would take care of him for the weekend but she said she couldn't
00:31:25What do you mean she couldn't? She always helps out
00:31:27She said you hadn't paid her for the last few times
00:31:30She's not coming around anymore
00:31:32Oh
00:31:36She said she thought I should put Max in a home
00:31:40I need you to answer me honestly on this okay?
00:31:43Sure
00:31:44No don't lie to me
00:31:46Just tell me straight
00:31:48Do you think I'm unable to look after Max?
00:31:53Wow
00:31:55Really?
00:31:56You think it too? You think I'm unsuitable to look after him?
00:31:59Don't jump to conclusions alright? I just think it was a lot for you to take on after your mum died
00:32:03Don't fuck on me okay?
00:32:04Don't fuck on me
00:32:06Tina!
00:32:08Tina!
00:32:10Tina!
00:32:12Look Luke Luke Luke Luke
00:32:14Let me chat to her yeah? You just go in there calm down get yourself a beer and leave it to old Dunker's here yeah?
00:32:18I'm great with women
00:32:28You know me's best for you right?
00:32:30Sure
00:32:32Look I don't know you two are fighting about but whatever it is I'm just telling you now that you ain't about to do this sort of shit for just anyone's you're here?
00:32:39This is some proper risky shit you're up to here
00:32:42Yeah I know I'm just finding it all really difficult in the moment
00:32:44Hmm
00:33:06Is that what you do this of all time?
00:33:09I wouldn't say it's 9 to 5 now but I make a living doing shit like this yeah?
00:33:13I'm guessing this is the biggest job you've done so far
00:33:16Could be yeah
00:33:18Usually it's smaller stuff
00:33:20I've got a pretty immediate grab on this one
00:33:22Oh who's the buyer?
00:33:23Dunno
00:33:24I usually just hand the stuff over to the guy who sells stuff to the buyer
00:33:27Buyer? Don't want to get his hands dirty you see
00:33:30Right and you trust him?
00:33:32I do yeah
00:33:34Is it me or can you hear that?
00:33:37Hear what?
00:33:38It sounds like a party's going on or something
00:33:41Leave him to it
00:33:42Leave them alone
00:33:43They'll leave us alone
00:33:45I mean I'm sure we could take our business somewhere more
00:33:48Quiet
00:33:49Personal
00:33:50How do you feel about that?
00:33:51N
00:33:58Climbing
00:33:59Climbing
00:34:01Climbing
00:34:03Climbing
00:34:05Old
00:34:17Climbing
00:34:19Okay, asshole. Let's get this straight. I'm only here for one thing. Well, it sure hell ain't not.
00:34:43So get your shitty little hands off me, and don't you dare treat me like one of your hoes.
00:34:49My hands aren't shit, actually. I'm an excellent drummer. Fuck off, asshole.
00:34:53Hey, put your dog on a leash.
00:35:00Is it really weird that I want to screw you in front of the mummy?
00:35:04Oh, you naughty minx. Come on, then.
00:35:19Come on.
00:35:20Come on.
00:35:21Come on.
00:35:22Come on.
00:35:23Come on.
00:35:24I wanna be alone. Go away.
00:35:25Come on, Maxi. You can't be angry at me forever.
00:35:28Max, it's me. Come on. Open up, please.
00:35:46I want to be alone. Go away.
00:35:51Come on, Maxie. You can't be angry at me forever.
00:35:54Yes, I can.
00:35:58Okay, well, when you're ready to speak to me again, I'll be downstairs, okay?
00:36:06Whoa, hold my beer.
00:36:10Get in there!
00:36:18So bloody weird, you know that.
00:36:19What's fun about being normal?
00:36:21Whoa.
00:36:31Whoa.
00:36:32Good to see you.
00:36:33So, already drinking then, hmm?
00:36:56Anymore.
00:36:59Guns, nice, of course they would bring guns, of course you would bring my brother to the
00:37:10place with guns.
00:37:11Tina, can we just stop this, alright?
00:37:13I'm not trying to make things worse, I'm not trying to upset you.
00:37:16I know, I know, okay, look, I'm sorry, okay?
00:37:20It's just, look, I took it personal.
00:37:23It's just, the truth is, well, the truth is, I know I'm doing a really crappy job right
00:37:29now and I just get angry, I just want change, Luke.
00:37:33I know you're doing that.
00:37:34And that's why we're doing this, remember?
00:37:36I love you.
00:37:37I love you.
00:37:38Alright.
00:37:39How are you, Max?
00:37:40Yeah, he's fine, he was playing with his dinosaurs, so.
00:37:42Okay, cool.
00:37:43Yeah.
00:37:44Look at the mummy while you do me.
00:37:58What the hell?
00:38:00What, are you looking at the mummy?
00:38:02No, look!
00:38:04Yeah.
00:38:05What the hell?
00:38:06Max!
00:38:07Max!
00:38:08What is it?
00:38:09Something seems to have gone flipping walkies.
00:38:10What's going on?
00:38:11The mummy is missing and so is the amulet.
00:38:12How can it just be missing?
00:38:13Who saw it last?
00:38:14Well, we were in there messing about.
00:38:15One minute was here, the next it's gone.
00:38:16Someone come into this room and flipping took it.
00:38:17Who would take the mummy?
00:38:18Well, unless it's got up and gone for a walk on its own, how else do you explain it?
00:38:19Oh, I know who's got it.
00:38:20Move!
00:38:21What the hell, Duncan?
00:38:22Max!
00:38:23Max!
00:38:24I'll be doing it, I'll be doing it.
00:38:25Shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up.
00:38:27Shut up!
00:38:28Shut up!
00:38:29Shut up!
00:38:30Shut up!
00:38:31Shut up!
00:38:32Shut up!
00:38:33Shut up!
00:38:34Calm down, Duncan.
00:38:35I'll talk to him.
00:38:37Just calm down, Duncan.
00:38:38I'll be back.
00:38:39I'll be back in my house.
00:38:40Okay, the neighbour to my house, shut up.
00:38:41We're back in the house.
00:38:42Good, we've been back in the house.
00:38:43How can it be missing, who saw it last?
00:38:44We were in here messing about.
00:38:45Someone come into this room and flipping took it.
00:38:46Who took it?
00:38:47Calm down, okay? I'll talk to him. Just calm down.
00:38:51Max, baby, it's me, okay? Open the door for me, please.
00:38:55I'm not going to let him hurt you, I promise. Just open the door, Max, please.
00:38:59For me. Max, come on, mate. Open the door for me, please.
00:39:03Didn't mean to scare you. Just want a little chat.
00:39:07There he is, yeah? I'm really sorry about all that shouting, mate. I didn't mean to scare you.
00:39:11Basically, yeah, I just want to know, where's the mummy?
00:39:15Yeah, and where's the amulet? What have you done with it?
00:39:17Duncan, if you even touch him, I will cut your balls off.
00:39:21Max, baby, are you okay?
00:39:25You good? Where's the mummy in the amulet?
00:39:29I don't know where the amulet is.
00:39:31He's trying, Milo. He's really trying.
00:39:33I saw the mummy.
00:39:35Where did you see the mummy, Max? It's Tommy.
00:39:37It's walking outside. There you go. You got what you wanted. Now go!
00:39:41Walking outside? Outside the house.
00:39:43Everybody just stay calm, okay?
00:39:45I'll go and get it.
00:39:47If the amulet was on the mummy, then it would still be on it now, eh?
00:39:51Go on, then. Good.
00:39:55You've got to take it off.
00:39:57Oi.
00:39:59It better be out there.
00:40:01You've got to take it off.
00:40:07Gotcha.
00:40:18Now, where did that amulet go to, hm?
00:40:21You're a naughty boy.
00:40:25You're a naughty boy.
00:40:27You're a naughty boy.
00:40:29And you're a naughty boy.
00:40:30You're a naughty boy.
00:40:31You're a naughty boy.
00:40:33Having fun?
00:40:34Mm?
00:40:35Great.
00:40:36Great.
00:41:06Thanks.
00:41:07Don't.
00:41:08No.
00:41:09You're the same.
00:41:11You're the same.
00:41:14No.
00:41:15Oh.
00:41:24Ah, ah!
00:41:25You're the same.
00:41:27Ahhhh!
00:41:31Let's get money, motherfucker! Get money!
00:41:35Is that the buyer?
00:41:37Shut up!
00:41:39Mike, can't, can't, can't, Mike...
00:41:42Hello, Duncan speaking.
00:41:45Martin, how's the drive?
00:41:50Man.
00:41:51Great.
00:41:53Look at me.
00:41:55Max, Max.
00:41:57Okay, don't lie to me, okay?
00:41:59No.
00:42:00I'm not gonna be mad at you.
00:42:02Promise.
00:42:03Do you have the mummy?
00:42:05I don't have the mummy.
00:42:07It would be too big for me to carry.
00:42:10I'm not gonna be mad, okay?
00:42:12Just tell me where it is.
00:42:14Okay.
00:42:15You never listen to me.
00:42:17Right.
00:42:18You never talk to me.
00:42:20Oh, Max.
00:42:23No, no, no, no.
00:42:25Yep.
00:42:29He's here.
00:42:31He's outside.
00:42:32Do you want me to come?
00:42:33No.
00:42:34I want you to find Jazz.
00:42:35I need you to find the mummy and the amulet.
00:42:36We need to get this shit moving.
00:42:37Go on.
00:42:38Chop, chop.
00:42:40Mate, let's go and meet him then, shall I?
00:42:42No, Luke.
00:42:43Stay here.
00:42:44Yeah?
00:42:45Find out if that kid's got it.
00:42:46If he's hidden it somewhere.
00:42:47Can you do that for me, mate?
00:42:48Yeah.
00:42:49Sweet.
00:43:19Jas?
00:43:20Jasmine?
00:43:21What?
00:43:22What the fuck are you wearing?
00:43:31Jasmine!
00:43:40What the fuck are you wearing?
00:43:44Jasmin!
00:43:45Jasmine!
00:43:55Helva!
00:44:15We have to stop it here.
00:44:19As for Reconfort.
00:44:23BOOM!
00:44:28navdour
00:44:32ještě
00:44:33ahožou
00:44:37jí zámaj
00:44:39so he doesn't have it apparently not but i mean come on how about would he carry that thing in his
00:44:48home what are you thinking i'm thinking duncan is spinning us you think you stole it yeah and
00:44:53i think they're selling it come on who else don't do the answer no he wouldn't do that to me and
00:44:58what makes you so sure huh you don't say no with the bow i've shown you mine so now you show me
00:45:04yours well at the minute she's getting a polish up you know sort out be with you in a bit you don't
00:45:10have it do you mate i do it's just uh as i said it's just getting a sort out look why don't we go to
00:45:16the pub yeah and uh we'll have a drink where's the amulet jaz what the fuck are you wearing
00:45:34duncan what's this about does this work on anyone you do realize i'm gay oh
00:45:47hey what the fuck are you wearing come on girls it's all getting a bit embarrassing now isn't it
00:45:56could we possibly have a little bit less of the theatrics
00:45:59but if you don't have the amulet i'm going i'm taking the money with me
00:46:07but i've told you this won't work i don't like flange
00:46:15now if you've got some sort of naked egyptian hunk in there then bring him out let's go all right yeah
00:46:21but otherwise show me the ambulance
00:46:35i don't think i'm going to be able to get out of the way
00:46:41oh that's it
00:46:44max max max please open the door please open the door please
00:46:51max max max please open the door
00:46:56max maxx
00:47:21What the fuck, what the fuck?
00:47:38Where's my cello?
00:47:39Uh-huh.
00:47:40Mommy.
00:47:51Oh my god, little Karen.
00:48:03She was scared about us opening the tomb.
00:48:05What have we done?
00:48:06It's not a mummy though, is it?
00:48:08The mummy's real!
00:48:09But maybe he's friendly.
00:48:11Why am I the only one talking sense here?
00:48:14Get to grips with the fact that the mummy's alive.
00:48:18What do we do?
00:48:20I have to tell her that she has to know.
00:48:23You can't tell Latina you lose the cash.
00:48:25You kind of lose the money.
00:48:26Why is the big god damn light for that?
00:48:28Duncan the dick just ran off of the money in the woods.
00:48:30So what do we do now?
00:48:31Huh?
00:48:50I don't know.
00:48:51I don't know what's happening now.
00:48:52I feel like that's your fault.
00:48:53I don't know why.
00:48:55I am dead.
00:48:56I feel like I'm here.
00:48:57I don't know why.
00:48:59I'm here.
00:49:00I'm here.
00:49:01You're gonna be the biggest thing.
00:49:02The吃 your heart is like you.
00:49:03It's even home.
00:49:04I don't know why.
00:49:05You might be the biggest thing.
00:49:06You might be the biggest thing in the woods.
00:49:07I'm here.
00:49:08You may be the biggest thing in the woods.
00:49:09I don't know why.
00:49:11I know why.
00:49:12What do we do?
00:49:13I don't know what the fuck you're talking about!
00:49:38Winkled, winkled, little star, how I wonder what you are!
00:49:58I've got you. Knock, knock, knock, go on, knock, knock.
00:50:03Stone. Stone, do. Stoner.
00:50:11Stoner. Forget it! Because your Kyle is a stoner!
00:50:15When did this last night?
00:50:17I've never been so split up!
00:50:25Get in! Splits!
00:50:33For some reason we look extremely sexy right now.
00:50:41I'm a really star.
00:50:43But there's money on the floor.
00:50:45You can make it rain any day of the week, Kylie.
00:50:49Legit zone.
00:50:51Keep us finest!
00:50:55Come on, hurry up!
00:51:05Like seriously? Normally it's like hard as a rock.
00:51:09I think it's like I banged one out this morning.
00:51:13What are you chatting? Just give it to me!
00:51:17I'm just trying to wake him up.
00:51:23The more the merrier.
00:51:25Who's your mate? Maybe he can go first?
00:51:27Oh no, no, no, no, no!
00:51:29Don't take it off.
00:51:30I've always wanted to do it with someone that I couldn't see the face of.
00:51:33What are you actually talking about?
00:51:36Who's your mummy?
00:51:38What the fuck?
00:52:08Fucking dickhead!
00:52:10Guys! Run!
00:52:28That's not cool, man.
00:52:33Cool special effects.
00:52:38This isn't corn syrup.
00:52:50Who ordered a mummy?
00:52:54Dude, it even smells like a real corpse.
00:53:08Internal little
00:53:14Smokey
00:53:15Video
00:53:16mensen
00:53:18ators
00:53:19fundamentals
00:53:21�들
00:53:22entrar
00:53:23by
00:53:25Esperance
00:53:26Fuhr
00:53:27突
00:53:28No, no.
00:53:58Where do y'all go?
00:54:12Back to Egypt.
00:54:13Luke.
00:54:13I don't know, do I?
00:54:14Cass.
00:54:22I don't know, I'm with Jasmine.
00:54:24Stop, my spagyut.
00:54:26I don't like being cooped up in here, you know.
00:54:27Pull yourself together, Luke.
00:54:28We need to find a way to get out with a toy ride by fucking Jasmine.
00:54:31There are worse ways to die.
00:54:34Hey, man.
00:54:35Luke.
00:54:35Tina.
00:54:36Max.
00:54:36Luke.
00:54:37Tina.
00:54:37Max.
00:54:38Luke.
00:54:38Max.
00:54:39Tina.
00:54:40Hey.
00:54:40No, Max.
00:54:41Tina.
00:54:58wiele lately.
00:54:59Seven.
00:54:59The Ghost Village.
00:55:00Wasser.
00:55:01وجaja.
00:55:06Whoa.
00:55:07No.
00:55:07In Omega.
00:55:08Two.
00:55:09I living.
00:55:09Don't zag me now.
00:55:11Maybe you can die.
00:55:12I準備 with Bruce.
00:55:13Don't zag me now.
00:55:15Fred.
00:55:16Oh, yeah.
00:55:43Lexi?
00:55:44No!
00:55:45No.
00:55:46Tina!
00:55:47I am not losing another family member, Luke.
00:55:50You're not the hero, Max.
00:55:52Hey, Tina, you got your car keys?
00:55:54Check.
00:55:55I got the heat.
00:55:56Now the screen came from outside, so we're going to go around the back to maintain the element of surprise.
00:56:00Let's go.
00:56:16Let's go around the back to the back of the back of the back of the back.
00:56:28Let's go.
00:56:30Fuck. I am so sick of these motherfucking mummies on this motherfucking farm. Fuck.
00:57:00I can't understand what he's saying. Can't you just read the subtitles?
00:57:10They are saying the amulet can give and take away his power. And there is a missing piece. They are looking for it.
00:57:30Are there any other left alive there? Chaz. Chaz. What's going on? I've killed people.
00:57:42You're dead. What? The others. Where are the others?
00:57:47There's a girl. And Duncan. Her boyfriend. Duncan's friend.
00:57:51I'm alive in this old town. I'm alive in the dark day for Akamia.
00:58:07We need to leave now.
00:58:12We can stop it. We can take the amulet. Take the amulet. Now.
00:58:22Man, I'm alive.
00:58:27What?
00:58:29I'm alive. I'm alive. I'm alive. I'm alive.
00:58:42I'm alive.
00:59:04I'm alive. I'm alive.
00:59:21I'm alive.
00:59:26I'm alive.
00:59:29Are you serious?
00:59:59Max! Why did you run in on that? That was so, so stupid!
01:00:16I wanted to help, Tina! I wanted to save her!
01:00:20So what? If I don't give you a gun, that means run in there like a raving lunatic?
01:00:24What? Did you call me?
01:00:29No, no, no, Max. I didn't mean that. No, no, no, no. Max, I didn't mean that, okay?
01:00:36What were you gonna do?
01:00:39Tina doesn't trust Max, but Tina doesn't trust Tina!
01:00:44Tina's a mess! Tina can't fix it!
01:00:48Sorry, okay? I didn't mean it! Max!
01:00:52I look after myself!
01:00:56Max, come on! I'm sorry!
01:00:57You got to help me scream!
01:00:59Max!
01:01:22Nice!
01:01:23How are you?
01:01:28Oh my god...
01:01:29He's right! It is my mum!
01:01:32But Tina, this is my mess.
01:01:37Yeah, sir.
01:01:38I'm getting home.
01:01:39You're all here!
01:01:40Really?
01:01:41No, no, it's so funny.
01:01:42Me!
01:01:43Oh my god!
01:01:45He's right.
01:01:47He's right. It is my problem.
01:01:49No, Tina. This is my mess.
01:01:51It's my stupid idea that let us down this mummified rabbit hole.
01:01:55No. No, I agreed to it.
01:01:58It was my workplace. The Russia just said no.
01:02:01Come on, Tina.
01:02:03And all I've done is put Max in extreme danger.
01:02:05How are you to know this was how it was going to pan out?
01:02:07Remember why you did it?
01:02:09Because I was fucking selfish.
01:02:11No. That's not why.
01:02:13Remember why you said yes.
01:02:15No, I did it for him, for Max.
01:02:17Exactly.
01:02:19And now...
01:02:21And now I have to finish it for him.
01:02:25You can't call the police. What are you going to tell them?
01:02:27I'm not calling the cops.
01:02:43I'm not calling the cops for him.
01:02:57I'm calling the police.
01:02:59I'm calling the cops on the phone for a 911.
01:03:01I bleeped.
01:03:03I stole my police.
01:03:05Hi, Mom.
01:03:16I know I haven't texted you in a few hours.
01:03:20I've been kind of busy.
01:03:23Things haven't been going good recently.
01:03:29It's been kind of tough.
01:03:31Things haven't been great with Tina.
01:03:35I know she loves me.
01:03:38She just doesn't seem very happy.
01:03:43Anyway, I hope you are doing okay.
01:03:48I know you can hear me.
01:03:51I miss you a lot.
01:03:55I wish you were still here.
01:03:58Love you, Mom.
01:04:00Max.
01:04:05I wish you were still here.
01:04:07I wish you were still here.
01:04:08I wish you were still here.
01:04:09I wish you were still here.
01:04:10I wish you were still here.
01:04:11I wish you were still here.
01:04:12I wish you were still here.
01:04:13I wish you were still here.
01:04:14I wish you were still here.
01:04:15I wish you were still here.
01:04:16I wish you were still here.
01:04:17I wish you were still here.
01:04:18I wish you were still here.
01:04:19I wish you were still here.
01:04:20I wish you were still here.
01:04:21I wish you were still here.
01:04:22I wish you were still here.
01:04:23I wish you were still here.
01:04:24I wish you were still here.
01:04:25I wish you were still here.
01:04:26I wish you were still here.
01:04:27I wish you were still here.
01:04:28I wish you were still here.
01:04:29I wish you were still here.
01:04:30I don't want to go and flip the last bit of the journey, so the mommy's wouldn't hear it, but, uh, she'd be kind of a mini right now.
01:04:51I'm sick to you to find the needle in the mommy.
01:04:53Luke, please stop.
01:04:54Wait.
01:05:00Karen.
01:05:01Tina.
01:05:02Karen.
01:05:03Luke.
01:05:04Karen.
01:05:05I was wondering.
01:05:06Worried.
01:05:07I thought I was going to encounter one of those things.
01:05:13Have you seen any?
01:05:14Yes, Karen.
01:05:15That's why we called you.
01:05:17No.
01:05:18I'm not going to get into what it's doing all the way out here, Missy.
01:05:22Now is not the time.
01:05:23Karen.
01:05:24Quiet, Luke.
01:05:25I'm largely leaning towards not saying a peep.
01:05:29If, and it's a big if, you help me get the mummy back in the box.
01:05:35Tell us what we need to tell.
01:05:38OK, so let me get this straight.
01:05:40The amulet is a source of the mummy's power, but it can also take his powers away.
01:05:44And the only way we can get him back to sleep is to cram him back into his coffin.
01:05:48And also sometimes when he's around, the weather changes.
01:05:50Exactly.
01:05:51Very well summarized for everyone listening in this circle, Luke.
01:05:53Although it's slightly more of a box than a coffin.
01:05:57What we need to do, we have to cause a distraction and get them outside.
01:06:00You run back into the house, Tina.
01:06:02Steal back the other half of the amulet.
01:06:03OK, yeah, I can do this.
01:06:04I can do this room.
01:06:05That's right, Tina.
01:06:06Yes, you can.
01:06:07We're bloody lucky somebody broke that amulet.
01:06:09Otherwise, the mummy's powers would be damn near unstoppable.
01:06:12Whoever broke it has given us a shot at saving the entire world today.
01:06:17I've got something to tell you guys.
01:06:20Max! Max! I am so sorry.
01:06:26I didn't mean it, I promise, OK?
01:06:28I'm gonna make it better again.
01:06:30I promise, I am so sorry.
01:06:33Are you OK? Huh?
01:06:35I know where the missing piece of the amulet is.
01:06:39Oh...
01:06:42Right.
01:06:43Max and Tina, back inside trying to find that piece of the amulet.
01:06:47Karen, you're with me.
01:06:49Let's go bag ourselves a pelf.
01:07:02Oi, dickhead!
01:07:05No way, Maxruck is here.
01:07:20Huh, no one wish Max was here.
01:07:27Helpt her!
01:07:35I don't know.
01:08:05I don't know.
01:08:35I don't know.
01:09:05I don't know.
01:09:07Max, come on.
01:09:10We don't have a lot of time.
01:09:15Max.
01:09:20Max, come on.
01:09:25Come on, Max.
01:09:27Hey, I'm not finished for you yet, you bandage, you dickhead.
01:09:39I'm finished for you yet, you bandage, you dickhead.
01:09:41I don't know.
01:09:51I don't know.
01:09:53I don't know.
01:09:55I don't know.
01:09:57I don't know.
01:10:05Is that all you've got, Cleo Patron?
01:10:21I don't know.
01:10:23Come in.
01:10:25Come in.
01:10:26Come in.
01:10:27Come in.
01:10:29Come in.
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