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00:01Hey, Kaoru, is that really the photo you submitted for the contest?
00:06Yeah, because my face is fresh like spring.
00:10Well, you certainly do look happy with yourself in this picture,
00:13so I guess that kind of creates the feeling of spring.
00:15I know, right?
00:17We're done with spring, so the next theme is dream, I think.
00:27Is everything all right, Alpha?
00:29Y-yeah.
00:31What's wrong with you, Hajime?
00:33Yeah, I've got it.
00:36You've got what?
00:37You down with the sickness?
00:38Or maybe like an embarrassing rash or something?
00:40No, you don't!
00:44Face your eyes!
00:46I WON THIS!
00:48Innocentina's first photo collection book launch meet and greet winner notification?
00:54Thank you, God, for this gift!
00:58Mmm...
01:01That's great, Alpha!
01:02You must be happy!
01:04Great and happy!
01:05Don't even begin to describe it!
01:07Don't take this lightly!
01:08Do any of you understand how amazing this is?!
01:10No?
01:11Not a freaking clue.
01:12So Hina is the rainbow slogan of the Gravara idol world, is that not right?
01:17I suppose...
01:18You are correct, Miss Theresa!
01:20I see...
01:21Hina is not only the top of the top in the Gravara world, but she is also in demand as a commercial actress for a ton of top brands!
01:29Yeah, I've noticed her spots on TV, especially for sports drink commercials!
01:32I heard she was even chosen as the poster girl for the 114 building!
01:36Every high school girl's favorite fashion mecca!
01:38Her name's on TV, like every second!
01:40But Hina has never appeared in person before anyone's eyes until now!
01:44I am getting the rare opportunity and privilege to meet her bestowed upon me!
01:48Wow! Well done, Sir Alpha!
01:50Thank you!
01:51The email says this is limited to only a hundred people!
01:54Wow, Alpha! You sure are a lucky guy!
01:56Lucky, huh?
01:58Hmph!
01:59It is not luck that brings together two true soulmates!
02:02That would be destiny, friends!
02:04Hina! Hina! Oh, wherefore art thou my Hina?!
02:07Whoa, obsessing a niambic pentameter.
02:10Her bright, clear skin!
02:11Her big, blue, round eyes!
02:13Her supple, smooth legs!
02:15And most of all...
02:16Her gigantic, bouncy, tango bitties!
02:19But listen up, my good friends!
02:22For it is not just about the size of her baps!
02:24Look, behold!
02:25The soft curves of Hina's bazooka bazongas!
02:28The way her fun bags start from her collarbone and slope down just right!
02:32Mwah! Simply beautyville!
02:37Hajime, will you please cut it out?
02:39Why should I?
02:40When all of us were babies, we were held to our mother's bosom,
02:43where we received love and protection!
02:45Breasts give the people a sense of security!
02:47Huh?
02:48And because of that, we must return that love to sweater puppies on all women!
02:53Yes? The puppies?
02:55No matter how much pain and suffering awaits me on this path,
02:58I will remain forever devoted to the feminine figure!
03:01And I am going to photograph it!
03:03Well, Alpha talk's a big game, but when it's time to photograph a girl,
03:07he gets so nervous he can't take the picture performance issues.
03:10That's blatantly not true!
03:12I've photographed girls!
03:13Right, Tada?
03:14Uh...
03:16Well...
03:17Does someone who looks like a girl qualify?
03:19Looks like a girl?
03:20Oh, yeah!
03:21I remember that!
03:22You guys were trying to get new people in the club!
03:24Oh!
03:25And she was a beauty, too!
03:26In my humble opinion!
03:27The photography club is recruiting new members!
03:31Please take a look!
03:32Nice!
03:33Very nice, miss!
03:34Now, tilt your head up a bit more and throw your chest out confidently!
03:37Kay!
03:38You mean like this?
03:41Thanks to my adoring fans!
03:47Here are the pictures that prove it!
03:51A boy in a pretty dress is not a girl!
03:55Will you really be okay going to the meet and greet like this?
03:58That's a good point!
04:00Hina's going to appear before you in the flesh!
04:03Whatever will you do if you get so nervous you throw up on her?
04:07Don't be ridiculous!
04:09Everything will...
04:10Everything will be just fine!
04:11Then please pretend that Hina is here and give us a taste of your smoothness!
04:15Fine!
04:30Very smooth!
04:32No good!
04:34You guys!
04:35Come with me to the meet and greet venue!
04:37Huh?
04:38Hell no!
04:39You're on your own!
04:40Ah!
04:41Tata?
04:42Uh...
04:43Well, you still have a little time.
04:45Why don't you try practice meeting Hina before the event?
04:47Practice?
04:48What a wonderful idea!
04:49Huh?
04:50When I took ballet lessons back when I was just a little girl, I learned that the only way
04:54to ease my nerves before a performance was to practice as much as humanly possible!
04:58Oh, Teresa!
04:59What excellent advice!
05:00I see!
05:01Practice as much as humanly possible!
05:03Write this down too, Alpha!
05:04Hmm?
05:05First impressions are important, so pay extra attention to the outfit you wear!
05:08And it's important to mind your manners, too!
05:10Don't touch her anywhere other than her hands, and of course, taking pictures is unacceptable!
05:13Right!
05:14I think I understand!
05:16Okay, Kaoru!
05:17I need you to be my practice partner!
05:20Who, me?
05:21Ow!
05:22A migraine!
05:23My head suddenly hurts!
05:24Then you're-
05:25Oh no!
05:26I have also been inflicted by this sudden and debilitating migraine!
05:28Duh!
05:29Then Tata?
05:30I...
05:31Can't see you as a girl.
05:33Yeah, sorry.
05:34Then...
05:35Huh?
05:36No dice!
05:38I've got no choice.
05:40Okay, class rep!
05:41It's you and me!
05:42There's not a chance in hell.
05:49He...
05:50He...
05:51He...
05:52He...
05:53Ah!
05:54Hey Hajime!
05:55Ah!
05:56If you're nervous, take some deep breaths first.
05:58Inhale through your nose, hold it.
06:00Then exhale through your mouth.
06:01I'll try that!
06:02He...
06:03He...
06:04He...
06:05He...
06:06He...
06:07He...
06:08He...
06:09He...
06:10He...
06:11He...
06:12God!
06:13I can't get a single word out!
06:14And my hands won't stop sweating!
06:15You should try not to do that.
06:17I can't!
06:18When I think of Hina, I just get nervous!
06:20Then...
06:22Just talk to me for now, without pretending I'm Hina.
06:25Uh...
06:26Oh, I see.
06:27I'll try.
06:28Uh...
06:29Uh...
06:30Uh...
06:31Uh...
06:32Uh...
06:33Uh...
06:34He...
06:35Hello, Hinako!
06:36Uh...
06:37Nailed it!
06:38Okay, yeah, but you've said my name before, so...
06:41Hinako seemed really reluctant.
06:45Do you think that she'll be okay?
06:47I'm sure she'll be fine.
06:48It's just that once you fall in love, you lose.
06:51How so?
06:52When you're infatuated, you end up doing whatever you're told.
06:55That's all.
06:56Really?
06:57That's what it said in Sunflower Express, a police blotter in love.
07:02Oh...
07:03Hinako...
07:08He...
07:09He...
07:10He...
07:11It's no good.
07:12Even taking deep breaths doesn't help curb my nervousness.
07:14You could write down the things you want to say and rehearse that way.
07:17Oh, that could work.
07:18That could work.
07:32I love her pillory breasts.
07:34I love the way she smooths down her hair when she's nervous.
07:37I love that she has a clear girdle of Venus line running across her palms.
07:41Did you know that's the name for this one fold on your palm?
07:44Only about 5% of people have this line, so it's pretty rare.
07:47Yeah.
07:48Hmm.
07:49And I love how her ear slopes just right, and how cute she looks when she's jealous.
07:53Look at that!
07:54Isn't it a masterpiece?
07:56Hm?
07:57What's wrong with you?
07:58What?
07:59Nothing.
08:00I mean, just all that stuff you were saying was so creepy and specific.
08:02I don't think any girl would like hearing that.
08:04Oh, is that so?
08:06I need to head out now.
08:08Sure.
08:09Sure.
08:12If you're really so nervous that nothing helps, trace the congee for person onto your palm and then mime swallowing it.
08:18Huh?
08:19I think that might work best for you.
08:20Interesting.
08:21Hey, wait!
08:22Why did we try that before?!
08:25This is important, so I saved the best for last.
08:28Here it comes!
08:29Mine!
08:30Let's go, Tada!
08:31Oh, Tada!
08:32You're amazing, Itsuti!
08:33Whoa!
08:34He keeps hitting them all out, though.
08:35Yeah!
08:36Tada!
08:37I'm sorry!
08:38I'm yours!
08:39Got!
08:40Teresa!
08:41Huh?
08:42Ah!
08:43Ah!
08:44Ow!
08:45Are you sure you're two okay?
08:47I think we're both okay.
08:48Apologies.
08:49Don't worry.
08:50Don't worry.
08:51Ah!
08:52Ah!
08:53Ah!
08:54Ah!
08:55Ah!
08:56Ah!
08:57Ah!
08:58Ah!
08:59Ah!
09:00Ah!
09:01Ah!
09:02Ah!
09:03Ah!
09:04Ah!
09:05Ah!
09:06Ah!
09:07Ah!
09:08Don't worry about it.
09:09I hope your swelling goes down before the meet and greet.
09:12Oh!
09:13It'll be fine.
09:14Ah!
09:15Ah!
09:16Ah!
09:17What do you mean?
09:18Why are you keeping it a secret that you're actually Hina?
09:23Hinako is Hina?
09:25That sounds...
09:26So obvious!
09:27No!
09:28I'm not!
09:29There's no way I could be Hina!
09:30That's preposterous!
09:31Is it supposed to be hard to figure out?
09:33Amazing!
09:34It was obvious to me from the moment we saw that poster.
09:37She's his favorite girl for all I do after all!
09:41I only wonder why no one else has noticed.
09:44Oh my gosh!
09:46Thanks for inviting me over.
09:48Come on in!
09:49This is a lovely place you have.
09:51You're actually our very first guest, Hinako, so please make yourself at home.
09:55I was just a stand-in at first.
09:58My aunt works for a modeling agency.
10:01It was supposed to be a one-time deal.
10:03I take the place of the real model who was out with a sudden illness.
10:07But before I knew it, I was modeling full-time.
10:11After working so long, I couldn't just quit.
10:14I've always been shy, so I wondered if this was the opportunity I've been waiting for to finally change myself.
10:21I don't have much confidence in my day-to-day, but Hina took on a life of her own.
10:26Then, of course, Hajime told me he had become a big Hina fan.
10:30I couldn't bring myself to tell him.
10:32That was probably a good choice.
10:34He's a creeper, so isn't it for the best that he doesn't know?
10:37What?
10:39He claims to love women and their bodies more than anything else, but he still doesn't understand them.
10:44And he doesn't recognize the woman he worships when she's right in front of him.
10:48What a pathetic guy.
10:50That's a bit harsh.
10:51He's not pathetic!
10:53Yeah, he's stupid.
10:55And maybe kind of perverted too.
10:57But at his core, he's shy.
11:00And he can be so sensitive and gentle.
11:06Get away!
11:11If push comes to shove, he'll protect me.
11:15So you do like him after all.
11:17We're just...
11:20We're just childhood friends.
11:22You're not just anything.
11:24If you really have those kinds of feelings for him, why not just tell him the truth about yourself?
11:29I can't.
11:30He'd be disappointed if I told him that.
11:32Huh?
11:33And yet, he's going to see you up close and personal tomorrow.
11:36You're about to run out of time.
11:38Yeah, but...
11:39I really wished he would show interest in the real me before he realized.
11:44The real you?
11:46I see.
11:47Hm?
11:48Even if you don't think so, I think Hina is a part of the real Yohinako.
11:55Oh.
11:58Like how a daifuku...
12:00Is still a daifuku on the inside.
12:04Oh.
12:06And it's delicious!
12:08Hm.
12:09Hm.
12:10Thank you, Theresa.
12:17Yes!
12:18Now it's perfect.
12:20All that's left is...
12:25Alpha's late to his own dream come true.
12:27He asked us to meet him here, what's up with him?
12:29The class rep's still not here either.
12:32Hinako's not coming.
12:33She said she had some errands to run today.
12:35Sorry to make you wait!
12:43Hm-hm.
12:44Hm.
12:47Alpha, is that you?
12:48Did you get dressed in the dark this morning?
12:50What possessed you to pick out that outfit?
12:52For the record, I still say he's a creeper.
12:54Are you a BDS and biber?
12:55Love a gameplay or what?
12:56Yeah, is it really okay to see her in such ordinary clothes?
13:06Wanna switch back?
13:09No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
13:10We don't have time to buy you new clothes, so this is just the best option.
13:13Trust us.
13:16Okay, loser has to swap outfits with him.
13:19Bro!
13:20Sham!
13:22Would it have been better if I wore this one?
13:24Delete that right now.
13:27At least Master can pull this style off.
13:29Man, he really does look good in everything.
13:32I'm gonna take a commemorative picture.
13:34Smile, Master!
13:36Okay, you look a little scary.
13:38Come on, say cheese.
13:41Scary, but like, in a cool way.
13:43But what if I look too ordinary and I don't make an impression on her?
13:46Come on, you better hurry or you're gonna be late, Alpha.
13:49Okay, fine.
13:50Right.
13:51I'll be back!
13:54I'll be back!
13:58In this ad, doesn't Hina kinda look like, I don't know, someone we know?
14:02You think so?
14:03Oh.
14:05I feel like it's right on the tip of my tongue.
14:21Yeah, but I really wished he would show interest in the real me before he realized.
14:30Even if you don't think so, I believe that Hina is a part of the real you, Hinako.
14:35Miss Hina, you're on in five.
14:41Right.
14:46Hajime, I've made up my mind.
14:49I'll meet you properly, face to face.
14:54I can't wait for whatever you do next!
14:56I'm your biggest fan!
14:57Thank you for your kind words.
14:59Okay, time's up!
15:00See you at your next event!
15:01Yes!
15:02Take care!
15:03Next to mine, step up!
15:13Have you noticed it's me?
15:15Hajime?
15:16Just...
15:17Just calm down.
15:18Deep breaths.
15:25I am gonna be fine.
15:26I wrote everything down.
15:30No way!
15:33I forgot my cards with my talking points!
15:38Thank you for coming out to support me today!
15:40Yeah!
15:45Yes!
15:53Please calm down, sir!
15:55What do you do when you're so nervous that nothing really helps?
15:59If you're really so nervous that nothing helps, trace the kanji for person onto your palm and then mime swallowing it.
16:05I think that method may work best for you.
16:10Oh...
16:16Have you realized it yet?
16:18Hajime?
16:26Okay, sir.
16:27Time's up!
16:29Wait a second!
16:30I haven't said any!
16:37Thank you for being born!
16:38I mean it!
16:39Thank you so much!
16:40Okay, sir!
16:41Thank you!
16:42Thank you!
16:43Thank you!
16:44The answer is this way!
16:46Oh...
16:48Did he say thank you for being born?
16:51What even?
16:59My friends!
17:00Thank you all for today!
17:01I was able to tell Hina my feelings and it's all thanks to you guys!
17:05I even touched your hands!
17:06Oh wow, for real?
17:07Well done!
17:08I am never ever washing these hands again!
17:10What?
17:11That's gross!
17:12So, what did you say to a Romeo?
17:14That's a secret!
17:15Aw, come on!
17:16I wanna know!
17:17Me too!
17:18Me too!
17:19I'm gonna pretend I didn't see this!
17:20I now proclaim this day to be the anniversary of the fateful encounter that would bring Hina and I together forever!
17:32When you're in love, I guess the impossible seems possible!
17:34It is not impossible!
17:35Love is like a house of mirrors.
17:36It's just an illusion!
17:37That's Yoshiko Yamamura Poirone's famous line from Sunflower Express, A Police Plotter and Love Volume 5!
17:41Very good!
17:42It's not an illusion!
17:43Are you mad?
17:44Are you mad, Alpha?
17:45Are you mad, or are you mad, Alpha?
17:48Hajime?
17:49Hello?
17:50Hey!
17:51Yeah, hi!
17:52What's up?
17:53So...
17:54Today at the event...
17:55You were really amazing!
17:56Oh!
17:57What?
17:58I...
17:59Uh...
18:00When I wrote person on my hand like you told me to, everything worked out fine!
18:03Oh...
18:04I see...
18:05Oh...
18:06I see...
18:07Oh...
18:08Oh...
18:09Oh...
18:10Oh...
18:11Oh...
18:12Oh...
18:13Oh...
18:14Oh...
18:15Oh...
18:16Oh...
18:17Oh...
18:18Oh...
18:19Oh...
18:20Oh...
18:21Oh...
18:22Oh...
18:23Oh...
18:24Did you get out everything you wanted to say to her?
18:27Yeah...
18:28And, um...
18:29Hinako...
18:32Thank you...
18:37Hm...
18:48Whew...
18:49You there...
18:50Would you mind coming with us?
18:52I guess that Hajime didn't realize it was me after all.
18:57But I think, for now, this will be for the best.
19:00If you like him, then you must explicitly tell him,
19:03men are obtuse no matter where in this wide world you go.
19:06That's what it said in Sunflower Express.
19:09Well, anyway, are you okay with him never realizing that it's you?
19:15It's fine.
19:16When I'm finally ready, I'm going to gather up my courage,
19:20and I swear I'll tell him myself.
19:25It's important, so I'm saving it for last.
19:29Great.
19:32One day Hajime will learn the truth.
19:35It's unavoidable. Do you not think so?
19:38Is something wrong, Teresa?
19:41This whole thing just made me think about how I haven't told everyone the truth.
19:46And what good do you think it would do to tell them?
19:49Once our study abroad is over, we're going to have to say goodbye.
19:53That's true.
19:55Love is a complicated thing, isn't it?
19:58You feel joy, pain, and sorrow at once.
20:02What about you? Have you ever fallen in love?
20:05No, never.
20:08Are you, sir?
20:09Yes, I'm sure.
20:10So yes, you've fallen in love?
20:12That's what I said.
20:13Oh.
20:15I meant no.
20:17Honestly, Lady Teresa, I'm serious here.
20:19I meant no.
20:27I meant no.
20:29I didn't know anything like that.
20:31僕はずっと思ってたんだよ
20:37あの日君が綺麗すぎるわけを
20:43僕は何も知らなかった
20:49神様って人が君を連れたって
20:54二度とは会えないと僕に言う
21:00どこに行くんだよ
21:02僕は何もできなかったよ
21:05美しすぎた人よ
21:11会いたくて 会いたくて
21:14どんな君でも
21:17願い事がもし一つ叶うならば
21:23今すぐに 今すぐに
21:25抱きしめたいんだよ
21:28ずっと君のそばにだけいたかったんだ
21:34心の中は 涙の雨のメロディ
21:39君と過ごした日々は
21:42忘れるなんてできないんだよ
21:48その中では
21:50ジェリーの中で
21:51ああぶんを申しましょう
21:52新年に
21:54じゃあおう
21:55あらんぽん
21:58あっばっは
22:00つまり…
22:01いつもらいだよ
22:02つまり違いないわ
22:03まだ本olan
22:04あっばっは
22:05おっばっは
22:06そして
22:07あっばっは