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00:00I love you!
00:30I'll cook that breakfast perfectly for you.
00:42You're going to kill Grandad, aren't you?
00:43Oh, has Cora left her bedroom curtains open again?
01:02Seems to tease that woman.
01:04I'm going shop. Do you want anything?
01:06You have to fight your way through that lot.
01:08Oh, what? The marathon runners?
01:10I hope there's an earthquake.
01:12Grandad.
01:13I'd really give them something to run for.
01:16More healthy and glowing.
01:19I wish I had an air rifle.
01:27Look, I know it's difficult.
01:29Horrible, even.
01:31But it's what your Grandad was.
01:33I promised we'd look after him.
01:35I'm doing it out of love.
01:36He's suffering like you wouldn't believe.
01:38It's murder, too.
01:39Don't, mate. Don't, don't, don't say that.
01:41Look, you're no killer.
01:43I've served alongside people that have done that kind of thing.
01:46And they've never been the same again since.
01:47You'd never be able to live with yourself.
01:49He's desperate for help.
01:50And I've promised him that.
01:54I haven't even said I'll do it yet.
01:57But you're thinking about it.
01:58Look, I know you want to help him, team, but this ain't the way to go about it.
02:01Look at it. It's a kindness thing.
02:03Look, it's not happening, all right?
02:05And when Dad finds out, he'll make sure of it.
02:07Please don't tell me you're having it.
02:08No, I'm sorry, team, but this ain't the game.
02:10I can't get this from you.
02:16You should come for a trim, Patrick.
02:18It's 50% off.
02:19Here, I go to my own barbers.
02:25Fair enough.
02:27I hope everyone's not like him today.
02:29Well, you're free now, and that makes Linda look like the liar that she is.
02:33Tell him, Patrick.
02:35Well, shouldn't you be at work, hmm?
02:38You're being serious.
02:39I'm finished with that family.
02:41We all are.
02:42Whoa, whoa, whoa.
02:42You can't be quitting your job over this.
02:44Watch me.
02:45Anyway, it gives me more time to spend with you, doesn't it?
02:57Found it in the bin.
02:59Out scavenging for breakfast again?
03:01There's a good reason I got you that ticket.
03:03All it said to me was that you don't believe me.
03:07Listen, Dean, it's not that I...
03:09No, I've done nothing already.
03:10How are you?
03:22I've been full of muscle just watching them warm up.
03:25Tell me about it.
03:26What am I in a fit-fitting?
03:28What are we like?
03:29What am I like?
03:29You're the one getting married.
03:31Well, I don't know if I can find something better than that line at two-piece.
03:34Oh, I hope you've burnt that.
03:35No, that's in the dot's jumble.
03:36Someone else is welcome to it.
03:37You said there was a dress you like yesterday, though.
03:40Yeah, I did, but...
03:42Jane, is this about your mum again?
03:45That it's your big day, not hers.
03:48Should I put that in writing and post it to her?
03:51Come on.
03:52Let's go and find this dress.
03:54Yeah, okay.
03:55I'll get my bag.
03:57Well, that's funny.
03:58I didn't know mum was running in the rest of the day.
04:00Jane!
04:08Spaghetti for breakfast.
04:09I need the carbs.
04:11Hey, soak me some.
04:14OMG.
04:15I know what you're thinking.
04:16Doubtful.
04:16You're running.
04:19Oh, yeah, this needs sauce.
04:22Shabnam, can you explain to him that you can't just turn up and run 13.1094 miles?
04:28It doesn't just work like that.
04:29Dad, you're right.
04:30Look, I have to do this.
04:33Okay, no.
04:34I have to.
04:35You have to have trained properly.
04:37I've done something with Kush already.
04:39Will you have some faith in your old dad, please?
04:41I mean, I'm naturally fit.
04:45I'm a babe, eh?
04:47I walk thousands of miles every year.
04:50Dad, you don't have to prove anything to us.
04:52It's not for you.
04:55It's for me.
04:56I'm going to cross that finishing line, Shabs.
05:00I'm going to start something, and for once in my life, I'm going to finish it.
05:11You're leaving us in the lurch?
05:12I can't work for you after what you've done to Dean.
05:15How dare you?
05:16Dean is like family to me.
05:19Denise is quitting.
05:20Oh, that's sweet.
05:22You were brassic.
05:23Threw you a lifeline, and that's how you think it's.
05:26Yeah, you're full of charity, aren't you?
05:28Getting people arrested for no good reason.
05:29Ta-da!
05:35She actually believes him.
05:38I might better.
05:39She ain't got a brain in her head.
05:40He's strutting around out there as if he's innocent.
05:43Just because he's on battle doesn't mean he's free.
05:45Why did they have to let him out?
05:47That old Bill Vanessa, she's going to be around here later.
05:49Obviously she's got some good news.
05:52Okay?
05:52Yeah.
05:52Oh, where's that little man gone?
06:01I started chafing a bit.
06:03Thanks to mum.
06:04Here we go.
06:05Advice from the expert.
06:06I was training you after the Olympics.
06:08Obviously it's paid off.
06:09Three years too late.
06:11Oh, I thought I was going to be late.
06:12Yeah.
06:13Good luck.
06:15Where's mine?
06:16You'll have to wait till we get to the altar.
06:18I thought you were running, not spectating.
06:30You're a funny man.
06:31Listen, you want me to jog with you?
06:33Keep you company.
06:34Don't wait for me.
06:35You do your thing.
06:37I'm going to bring up the rear with my dad.
06:44Dad, stay still.
06:45I'm going to be fine, Tam.
06:47Right, my phone will screech if we hit the danger zone.
06:50Right.
06:52This is the route.
06:54We're going to head past Deals on Wheels.
06:56And then after the allotments, we're going to head for the park.
06:59Yes, I know.
07:00And then straight down the high street, past the tube, over the common, across the canal,
07:04and straight to the finishing line.
07:05I've got it, Tam.
07:06Nice match.
07:07You're sure about this.
07:07What about your ankle?
07:10It wasn't as bad as it looks.
07:13Well, you just take it easy.
07:14You keep it at your own pace.
07:15You know, I'm just here to do the run.
07:18My victory will be getting to the finishing line.
07:21We're not dying.
07:22Come on, they're starting.
07:23Come on.
07:23Dad, dad, dad.
07:24Come on.
07:24I'll wait for you at the finish line.
07:40Yeah?
07:41Well, that'll be very kind of you.
07:43Woo!
07:43Come on, Peter.
07:44Yeah, son, you'll walk it.
07:46Well, hopefully not literally.
07:48On your mark, get set.
07:55Woo!
07:55Hey, one step at a time, dad.
08:04Yeah, all right, all right.
08:06I'm not an invalid.
08:08Sorry.
08:09Yeah, no, I'm sorry, too.
08:11Never think I don't appreciate you.
08:13Let's make sure there's plenty of tomatoes in case Doc pops in later.
08:18We're used to again.
08:19Well, we're going to run in the big race.
08:20What do you think?
08:21He's agreed to have the radiotherapy to help with the pain.
08:25It's a positive thing, Mick.
08:26Well, as long as he puts a smile on his boat, eh?
08:29You don't have a clue, do you, son?
08:31You don't know how much keeping me alive is killing me.
08:36Oh, that's nice.
08:40That's really nice.
08:42It's well worth living for.
08:49That was real, Mick.
08:51Yeah, convenient.
08:56Hold up.
08:58Come on with you.
09:01It's not a spectator sport.
09:05I told you to stay away from him.
09:07Look, he won't get to me, I promise.
09:09I'm tougher than you think.
09:10Yeah, I know you are.
09:11The trouble is so is he.
09:23Wish early when you need her, eh?
09:25Hey, bring me that bin over, please.
09:28Hey, I'm sorry about yesterday.
09:35I'm surprised you turned up.
09:37Yeah, but I need the money.
09:38Is that all?
09:41That, and I might have realised your mum's a complete idiot.
09:44It's a shame we don't have a photograph of her on the walk.
09:46Hey.
09:47Come on.
09:48Come on.
09:52Come on.
09:55I hope Peter does well.
09:58I'm sure he will.
10:00He means the world to you, doesn't he?
10:03Likes you up.
10:05Maybe.
10:05That's mutual.
10:07I mean, you light him up too.
10:09After the year he's had, we've all had, I worried he'd never recover.
10:15Never be himself again.
10:16Yeah, well, I've felt like that too, sometimes, but look at us now.
10:25Hmm.
10:25You know, I read this story once, about it's stupid, and I don't believe any of it.
10:33No, go on.
10:36Well, it said if two people are destined to be with each other, an invisible rope tied
10:41them together.
10:43Okay.
10:44See, I said it was stupid.
10:46I don't know why I said it.
10:48No, I mean, it must be true.
10:49Look at you and Ian.
10:52Me and Ian?
10:52Yeah, you're glowing too.
11:05He was as white as a sheep when he went in there.
11:08Never seen him do fear before.
11:10Never.
11:12It's not this he's scared of.
11:14It's the time he's got left.
11:17He says it's like crawling through glass just to fall into a fire.
11:21Oh, Tane.
11:22You've got to stop letting him get in your nut.
11:27Do you know why he came to me?
11:29Because you weren't there.
11:31Well, I've had a lot going on.
11:33I don't know if you've noticed.
11:34Oh, that's all I've noticed.
11:35Oh, supportive.
11:37Look, I hate what Dean done, all right?
11:39I didn't even want to believe it.
11:41But I know that Linda ain't lying.
11:43But you two, you can make this better.
11:48You know, you can have a life.
11:50Which is more than the life that Dad's got.
11:53Pain is pain, Tane.
11:55Whether it's physical or mental, it's the same thing.
11:58I need to get Dean sorted.
12:01And once he's banged up, I'm there for Dad.
12:04If he's still around by then.
12:05He's been put in that place, huh?
12:16Who says I can't?
12:17Andress as a duck just ran past you.
12:20Oh.
12:21I thought you left her behind ages ago.
12:22Yeah, she'll be gasping, poor thing.
12:23Yeah.
12:24What's that?
12:25Hey!
12:26She can run.
12:27The little...
12:27She has conned me.
12:28She has so conned me!
12:50Ah!
12:50One step at a time, I see.
12:53One step at a time!
13:00Where'd it go?
13:02Loved every second they did.
13:05I asked for a double dose, but they said no.
13:08So what happens now?
13:10Well, I wait for a week.
13:12For the agony to die down.
13:14By which time the side effects should be in full flow.
13:17Well, I won't be in pain, but I might be wetting myself.
13:21You just said you'd feel tired.
13:23So we'd better stop off for some of them adult nappies.
13:27Just, er, give it a chance.
13:29Once the pain's gone, you'll be a different person.
13:33Why are you even here?
13:36Afraid you won't get a mention in the will.
13:37I'm here because I know what you asked Tina to do.
13:40And I've told him.
13:44Just so you know, she ain't got it in her.
13:49I hope you get what I've got.
13:51Dad!
13:53No, I mean it.
13:54I'd really love him to know what it feels like.
14:08Here you go.
14:10Er, one of our girls' future shortly,
14:11so if you just want to relax and enjoy the bathroom.
14:13Yeah.
14:16What'll I tell you?
14:17Yeah.
14:17Oh!
14:39No worries.
14:41No worries you being me.
14:41There's howl in your face.
14:44What were you testing?
14:45Steroids?
14:46He's on steroids.
14:46Maybe you should have taken some.
14:48Where did you learn to run away?
14:50Oh, there's loads you don't know about me.
14:56Well done.
14:57Come on.
14:58Come on, Keir!
15:02Go on, run away wins!
15:04Go, Sarah!
15:08Oh!
15:09You did it!
15:10You did it!
15:11Well done, boy.
15:12Well done.
15:13Oh!
15:15I'll try to be the doc.
15:17Oh, look at that.
15:18Reminds me of me.
15:19Twenty years ago.
15:20Yeah, and the rest.
15:24Where's Dad?
15:33The runners are coming in now, so let's make it quick.
15:35Tracy can't manage on her own.
15:40Mick?
15:43Right, the old boy.
15:44He's got something stupid he wants to say, so...
15:49Over to you.
15:55I've...
15:56I'm done with living.
15:59What?
16:01I want to take my leave on my own terms.
16:04That's not funny, Grandad.
16:07It's not a joke, Lance.
16:09What?
16:10Why...
16:11Why didn't you tell me?
16:12I thought he was sorted.
16:16Grandad.
16:18You've seen the pain I'm in.
16:21And it's only gonna get worse.
16:23I'm sorry, but there's no light at the end of this tunnel, Lance.
16:29I'm not gonna need your help.
16:32All of you.
16:34Dad, don't shut up.
16:36But the radiotherapy helps, doesn't it?
16:38I'm not entering into a debate.
16:42I want you to...
16:43I want you to respect my wishes.
16:49Why is it so difficult?
16:51I don't...
16:53I don't understand what you're asking us to do.
16:59I want you to be there with me.
17:02I can't do this on my own.
17:04It's not how I want to do it.
17:06Grandad, you're feeling low.
17:07You're in a bit of a bad place at the minute,
17:08but we cannot pull you out of that, can't we?
17:10Of course.
17:11We'll look after you.
17:13That's what family does.
17:16Look.
17:17Look at Nancy, she's in bits.
17:18Bless her.
17:20If you really care for me,
17:22you'll do what I ask.
17:24I'm an old man.
17:26It's time I went...
17:28Will you please stop saying that?
17:29OK.
17:31Let's do this the old-fashioned way.
17:32All those in favour.
17:33What?
17:35Well, we're all part of this, teen,
17:36so, you know, we should all have a say in it.
17:39You can't vote on Dad's life.
17:41This is cool.
17:42He's made it.
17:44You're just embarrassing him now.
17:45So you think we can iron him out?
17:46It'll all be sweet.
17:47It'll be forgotten about.
17:49You don't do this to your family.
17:51Do you know that?
17:53I can't be a part of this.
17:55Teen, come here.
17:56Come here.
17:58So this is my family.
18:03It's a shame it's too late to trade you for something better.
18:08Teen, we know we can't do this.
18:10It's just not right.
18:11No, but he's suffering, Mick.
18:13And if we did help him,
18:14it would be a mercy.
18:16It would be out of love.
18:17Because that's what he needs.
18:18He needs our love.
18:20Sorry.
18:21It's about time.
18:23Oh.
18:24Sorry.
18:25Family issues.
18:27Shane and Halloween as usual.
18:29Is there, um, is there anywhere we can talk?
18:31Yes.
18:32Mick.
18:33Vanessa's here.
18:35Oh.
18:36Hi.
18:37Oh, right, right.
18:38Well, you get your priorities sorted out then.
18:39You get your lives sorted out.
18:41Teen!
18:43It's alright.
18:44I'm sorry.
18:45Wait.
18:51Bye.
18:55Bye.
18:57Bye.
18:58YouTube.
19:00Bye.
19:02Bye.
19:04Bye.
19:06Bye.
19:08Bye.
19:10Bye.
19:11Yes?
19:17I'm just sitting here.
19:22Spit it out, teen. I know you want to.
19:27It's Dad.
19:30He's in pain, Cheryl.
19:32He's in so much pain.
19:35So he's decided...
19:38He wants me to...
19:43To finish...
19:45Oh, I can't even say it.
19:48It's all right. Take your time.
19:51You don't want to live any more.
19:56I know. I know it's horrible and I know it ain't right.
20:00But he's in agony.
20:04And he's asked me to...
20:07Tink.
20:12Don't yell at me, all right? Because I've had enough of that there.
20:15I'm not yelling.
20:17Nobody is listening to him. Nobody wants to do anything and I don't know what to do, Cheryl.
20:26Ignore him.
20:28He shouldn't lay that on you.
20:29There isn't anyone else.
20:33Because this so-called family is not working anymore.
20:37It has fallen apart. It's broken.
20:41No one is what they used to be.
20:43We're all lost, Cheryl.
20:47We're all running around without a clue.
20:49Nobody wants to do anything and anyone.
20:57I don't think I could do anything else.
20:59Say something.
21:05Oh, that's great.
21:07I thought you'd understand. I thought you'd know what to say.
21:10Look, it's... Oh, forget about it.
21:13Just as bad as the rest of them.
21:23Why will it take six weeks to charge him? What happens in that time?
21:27We're gathering evidence for the case.
21:29We need results now. He's lording it up over us.
21:32The geezer was working in his salon.
21:36Are you OK, Linda?
21:38Of course she's not OK.
21:40There are people you can talk to, who can guide you through this.
21:45I know it's difficult.
21:46She doesn't want to talk. She wants things done.
21:49Mick...
21:49We're doing everything we can.
21:52You will get enough to put him away, though, won't you?
21:55Well, that's not for me to say at this point.
21:58Look, I know how it sounds, but please leave it with us.
22:03You're useless. You're useless.
22:06Mr. Carter, I'm...
22:07Get out.
22:08What are you doing?
22:09Just get out now.
22:10Mick!
22:13And I'll tell you this.
22:15I do not want him on the square.
22:17If you don't get rid of him, I will.
22:19Mr. Carter...
22:20Watch my lips. That is a cast-iron threat.
22:29What are you doing here?
22:30You still haven't seen him?
22:42Oh, well...
22:43People will be finishing for hours, yeah.
22:46Then someone will not make it.
22:47I'll tell you what you're doing here.
22:48I'll tell you what you're doing here.
22:49I'll tell you what you're doing here.
22:50I'll tell you what you're doing here.
22:51I'll tell you what you're doing here.
22:52Who won?
22:55Oh, what?
22:56The race.
22:57What race?
22:58Blimey.
22:59Where have you been to Tay?
23:00Oh...
23:01No.
23:02I...
23:03I'm sorry.
23:04I've...
23:05I have to go.
23:06Hi.
23:07Do you want to come for a coffee?
23:08I can't.
23:09I have to get back to my dad.
23:11Oh, yeah.
23:12Sorry.
23:13I wasn't thinking.
23:14I know what that's like.
23:15It just takes over.
23:17Yeah?
23:18Well...
23:19Have you got any tips?
23:20Because I'm struggling right now, for the rest.
23:24Well, with Mum...
23:26We had a fighting chance, didn't we?
23:28You know, we had something to cling on to.
23:30A bit of hope, but...
23:31Yeah, I know.
23:32I know.
23:33I haven't got that with my dad.
23:36What he needs is...
23:37for you to be there.
23:39That's what he needs.
23:41Love and...
23:42comfort.
23:44He's very lucky to have you.
23:53Why are you still here, anyway?
23:55Because I want to stay and help.
23:58Not just with Dean.
23:59With Dad.
24:00Don't worry about it.
24:01I've sorted it.
24:02And I'm trying to sort Dean.
24:04Sort it?
24:05How do you sort a rapist?
24:07I'm doing everything I can, Mick.
24:09Alright?
24:10He's gonna go.
24:11I told him and I also...
24:12Don't lie to me.
24:13Do not lie to me.
24:14I got him a ticket.
24:15A train ticket.
24:16Yeah.
24:17Of course you did.
24:20Here.
24:25You know, the problem with that ticket is he didn't take it, did he?
24:27Then I'll get him another one.
24:28Yeah, well it's too late.
24:29You gave him his chance.
24:30He didn't take it.
24:31I haven't got a signal on my phone.
24:32Which isn't good.
24:33But then he could be out of range.
24:34But I'm not dead.
24:35Anyway, I'm gonna call a taxi.
24:36Maybe it can drive the boot or something.
24:38I haven't got a signal on my phone.
24:40Which isn't good.
24:41But then he could be out of range if it's not dead.
24:45Anyway, I'm gonna call a taxi.
24:46Maybe it can drive the boot or something.
24:49I'm going to call a taxi and maybe it can drive the boot or something.
25:00Dad.
25:04Stop, stop, stop.
25:06I'll go over.
25:14Yes!
25:17Hey!
25:19I told you!
25:21I made it!
25:22I did it!
25:23Where did you find him?
25:24He was just on the road.
25:25He couldn't manage another step.
25:26But you might look for him.
25:27Oh, yeah.
25:28I couldn't leave him, could I?
25:30No.
25:32I told you I could do it.
25:34This is who I am now.
25:35You really didn't have to do this, Dad.
25:38Men climb mountains because they're there.
25:41Sorry, we slipped into an aftershave commercial.
25:44No, what I'm trying to say is...
25:46You deserve that inheritance money, Dad.
25:50You always deserved it, half a marathon or not.
25:53What?
25:54Are you...
25:55Are you saying...
25:57I can transfer it tonight.
26:00As long as you promise never to run anywhere ever again.
26:02Oh.
26:06Oh, before I forget, I've asked Cindy to be bridesmaid,
26:08and apparently Bobby wants to be a page boy.
26:10Oh, great, well done.
26:12That'd look a bit odd, though, wouldn't it?
26:13Me and Bobby in the same suit.
26:16It'd be like having a mini-me.
26:17No, I don't think so, because you'll have something else to do that day.
26:21You'll hopefully be making a speech.
26:23Look, I've been thinking about it for a while, alright?
26:25I would like you to be my best man.
26:27Dad...
26:28Come on, what do you say?
26:33Yeah, I'd love to.
26:35Oh, no dodgy steak, dude.
26:37Yeah, we'll see about that.
26:40To marriage.
26:41Yeah.
26:42To marriage.
26:44Lauren?
26:45Uh, yeah, sorry.
26:49Okay.
26:51But, um, I think I have a better one.
26:54Okay.
26:57To Peter Bill.
26:59The man I'm gonna marry.
27:04Did you just...?
27:06Yeah, I think I did.
27:08I thought we said we...
27:09Oh, come on. Simple.
27:11Yes or no?
27:12It was a yes the minute they first set eyes on you.
27:16Come here.
27:25Let me speak to Dean.
27:26Go away from me.
27:27Mick.
27:39Put the scissors down.
27:40You and me are gonna go for a little talk.
27:42How do you fancy a tour of Albert Square?
27:43That's the prize and a special competition which is online now at the EastEnders website.
27:58Holby coming up next.
28:00Johnny's caught in the middle of some warring parents.
28:03Then at nine on BBC One, it's all about making a connection in the thrilling conclusion to Silent Witness.
28:09The