Before his first HBO special The Diceman Cometh and his feature-film debut in The Adventures of Ford Fairlaine, Andrew Dice Clay perfected his act along the comedy club circuit. This rare early performance from Philadelphia's Comedy Factory Outlet takes you back to Dice's roots as the original "hoodlum of humor" with a look at the early career of this groundbreaking, hardcore comic.
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00:00so two guys walk into a bar
00:10now you understand we're shooting a video here tonight right
00:14we understand each other so you're gonna be the best fucking crowd to ever live
00:20are you ready to do that
00:24because you're gonna see the best show you've ever seen hit it
00:54i think i want a little hand clapping
00:57very good
01:00i want to hear it now
01:05all right good evening ladies and good evening gents i'd like to welcome you to this event
01:21my name is dice i'm here to say i was born in brooklyn sheep's head bay come a long way to make
01:27you smile gonna do it different do it dice style you'll laugh you'll scream your sides will split
01:33from my jokes impressions and dazzling wit
01:35keep it going
01:38that's calling them briable great no doubt but in the 80s it's dice style shout rocky rainbow
01:46stallone take a rest the dice man's here i'm the best
01:49keep your hands going
01:51keep it going now
01:55so once again good evening one and all gonna have a party
02:02gonna have a ball call your waitress have a smoke get a drink sit tight get ready now
02:06for the dice man flight
02:08i can't hear you
02:09some people didn't show
02:14hey they blew it
02:15we don't need them it's time let's do it
02:22can we do this
02:40can we do this
02:44very good
02:47little miss muffet sat on a toughet eating her curds and whey
02:55alone came a spider he sat down beside he said hey what's in the bowl bitch
03:02jack and joe went up the hill both with a buck and a quarter joe came down with 250
03:10little boy blue
03:17jack and joe went up the hill both with a buck and a quarter
03:24jack and joe went up the hill both with a buck and a quarter
03:26joe came down with 250
03:28hey he needed the money
03:35there was an old lady lived in a shoe she had so many kids a uterus fell out
03:41oh yeah let's get that finger snapping going
03:45i got more
03:47j-j-j-j-j-jack be nimble
03:54and jack be quick
03:56jack burnt off his
03:58little dick
04:00old mother hubbard
04:02went to the cupboard
04:04to get her old dog a bone
04:07oh yeah
04:08but when she bent over johnny
04:11rover took over
04:13she got a bone of her own
04:16oh
04:19can you feel it
04:22let's get that finger snap and let them hear it
04:26oh i love that
04:28you know i do this whole thing as a tribute to the woman i love
04:32mother goose
04:34let me tell you something about mother goose
04:36i fucked her
04:38give me the horns joey
04:41what you want
04:53nice crowd
05:01nice looking crowd
05:03except for the ugly people
05:05with the lights on we could pick them out one by one and just totally destroy them
05:10him where should we start who are you don't look at me like that i'm very delicate don't do that to
05:21me who else we got here who else i like this guy i like that full beard effect you don't meet too
05:28many people that have a face like a snatch i just want you to know that i'm telling you we turn these
05:34lights off we could have a good time with you you like that beard honey does it tickle
05:41and you know where i'm talking about don't you so how you doing honey good to see you here again
05:49the thing is you always got a different date i don't know what it is with you you know what i'm
05:53saying he's a nice one though i like him tall wind tunnel tested hairdo very powerful looking man
06:00how long you've been dating this one oh so we shouldn't bring up the other guys huh
06:06well that's okay you're allowed to cheat what about you you cheat too no way what kind of asshole are you
06:14all guys cheat you're supposed to cheat women don't know what makes a guy cheat other chicks
06:21it works out beautiful
06:24here's a nice couple right in the front boy and a girl
06:30it's a little different i'm not used to seeing that you know very glad to how you how long you
06:37dating her first date you're kidding me you just met her coming here
06:43you gotta be you're a lucky girl you get to see nature's masterpiece front row
06:50i like your style honey unbelievable huh you get to look at me this close not too many people get
06:59that chance what can i tell you everybody's got an idol mine's me so fuck you i get up three four
07:07hours early just to spend more time with myself you know
07:10i got a mirror above my bed right next to the applause sign
07:17i could have got a job on a farm but the sheep wouldn't leave me alone you see what i'm saying
07:22as a matter of fact a couple weeks ago i was out in la i went to disneyland
07:28by accident i walked into the house of mirrors i thought i died and went to heaven
07:31it's unbelievable you know what i'm saying philly's a tough town though i'm telling you
07:38now i like philly i love the east coast attitude but i'm coming down here tonight and this cop pulls
07:45me over he pulls me over that was his first mistake and he goes you know i clocked you at 60
07:55i go well asshole i would have hit 90 but you stopped me
07:59i don't like cops you know cops get on my nerves you know the guy turns around to me he goes you
08:07drunk i go yeah i'm horny too want to blow me
08:10he goes that's it he goes that's it get out of the car and tell me the alphabet i go a to z
08:18backwards z to a now can i go
08:21grown man stops me he goes all right that's it walk the white line i go number one the line is
08:28yellow and i don't work without a net we understand each other
08:31and i think the cops here are faggots i'm telling you because then he turns around he goes all right
08:38that's it turn around and spread them i look back at him i go you too huh
08:44the only thing i like about cops is the mirrored glasses that's where i could comb my hair so right
08:50out the ticket so it ain't that bad
08:52i don't see too many faggots in philly you know out in la manhattan you got them all over the place
09:02brooklyn we don't have any gay people they're all dead
09:05all we got is a big sign it says welcome to brooklyn fourth largest city in america with this
09:11dead fig hanging off the pole they're not from this planet let's face it
09:17i don't see how any man could look at another guy's hairy ass and want to bang it you know
09:23i see a guy with a hairy ass i want to give it a wash and blow dry that's the extent
09:29they're not from this planet they're from faggotron come on
09:32and they're always on parade they march up and down the street with t-shirts and flags
09:39i want money for aids disease beautiful i want money for a new fucking car i ain't marching up
09:44and down the street get a job butt slammer
09:47find something else you like other than the hershey highway you know
09:56and they're too sensitive they don't know if they want to be called gays homosexuals fairies
10:01i call them cocksuckers i think it spells it out they walk with that limp wrist that wrist
10:07they're busted from being on their hands and knees all night
10:10and you got all kinds you got these transvesticles you ever see them
10:16that's a nice sunday surprise meet the girl of your dreams you're whiny you're diny you take
10:23home you put your hand up a skirt you hold in a tree trunk
10:25what's this a gift honey bisexuals are my favorite they're cute aren't they they must get up in the
10:34morning and flip a coin yeah heads i want hair pie tails balls across the nose i mean
10:41what kind of menu is this
10:44i think the biggest joke i was watching i was watching the show 2020 you ever see that show
10:522020 you know what i'm talking about i'm watching it about a month ago you know what the big issue
10:56was that up in san francisco the cock jockey capital of california
11:00they just passed a bill that smoking is not allowed in the street anymore it offends people
11:06you can actually be put in jail for it but it's okay if you want to butt slam your buddy while you're
11:12waiting for the bus yeah smack him in the face with your dick five six times that doesn't offend
11:17anybody right yeah just don't get caught smoking a cigarette doing it yeah you can smoke the baloney
11:23pony but not a winston and then you know what cracks me up all together when aids finally breaks
11:32out all over the country like mildew you got 20 million faggots running around and they're going
11:37where can this come from how can i get this how can you get this it's very simple let me explain this
11:44if you're walking around with shit on your dick every day you're bound to pick something up you
11:49know what i'm saying this ain't a 24-hour virus it ain't a migraine headache maybe this is god's way
11:56of saying hey fellas wake up and smell the toast okay i think the best part of being gay is when you're
12:08done you could turn over and talk about football i don't know i can never be gay i think it's wrong
12:19it goes against me you know i did fuck a hamster once so
12:26you ever do that i don't know is that normal but it's rough because you got to wrap them in
12:34electrical type so they don't blow up it's very complicated
12:37but i'll tell you one thing you might think that's sick but at least the hamster was a chick
12:45you know what i'm saying but i'm not gonna pick on faggots tonight that would be wrong
12:51let's talk about dykes
12:55i don't pick on them they could kick my ass you know what i'm saying
13:00i know what you need to talk about i know what you're saying cute comic but he's got an attitude
13:08so fuck you
13:10i got an attitude i can't help it it's where i come from jail
13:15i was originally put in jail for killing my first wife what a goof i'll never forget when i was in
13:22court the judge goes well why'd you kill her so i told him hey i needed the phone
13:28i don't need that kind of pressure you see what i'm saying
13:33oh there's a lot of pressure in this world you know
13:36i didn't even mean to say that whole thing i i don't know what came over me
13:40you know i can't help the way i talk to people you know i i think there's something wrong with me
13:46i'm even seeing one of these psychopathicists you know what i'm saying
13:49yeah you know what i'm saying psycho what are they called
13:52yeah that's a psychopath so what are you answering me for snapper head i know what i'm saying
13:57why don't you turn your teeth in backwards and bite your throat do us all a favor right
14:01so i go into him i go you know doc i gotta be honest with you i'm having a hard time making
14:10friends you fucking prick
14:12can you help me
14:15so he sends me for a physical right i figure okay i could use a little checky you know
14:22so i walk into the doctor's office the nurse comes over she goes give me a cup of urine
14:27i go you take cream and sugar
14:30maybe a donut with that
14:33so now i'm waiting a half hour she finally sends me into the doctor what does he do he sticks a finger
14:40up my ass i go hey doc this ain't no social call he starts juggling my cool yans i go and that ain't
14:48free back off and then he starts saying well give me a cup of urine i go what is it with you people
14:55you think i can't do this go ahead stand back how far and i hose them down nobody tells me what to do
15:05not even me i've always been like that you know pressure all my life doctors the second i was born
15:14the doctor smacked me in the ass i looked at him i said hey doc you got a fucking problem
15:23and then you know what they do the second you're born they throw you in a nursery with like 30 40
15:27kids you never seen before in your life right so i'm laying their board out of my mind
15:31i asked this one kid i go uh hey joey you got a light the kid's laying there taking a dump in his
15:40diapers drooling all over himself so i'm saying this kid got no fucking class right i put on my leather
15:46jacket ring for a little service this big blonde nurse comes running in and shoves a plastic nipple
15:52in my mouth i look at her i say sweetheart who you teasing pick up the dress we're gonna mow the lawn
16:03tonight don't ever tease me like that
16:11even in school anybody here ever go to school yeah i quit in the third grade cafeteria won't take a
16:17personal check right don't take that from nobody every class you know you start out in kindergarten
16:24teachers try to dominate you they come over 12 noon drink your milk rip open a blouse i'd say honey
16:32i like it from the tap
16:36but every class was pressure i'd walk into english the teacher would go give me a preposition
16:41i said all right what are you doing saturday night math was my worst class one time i come walking
16:47in a little late teacher tries to embarrass me she goes hey dice what's the difference between two
16:54eights and three eights i said that's what i said teach what's the difference now pour me a cup of coffee
17:02my parents gave me a hard time i'm 12 years old my mother called me smoking a joint right she goes when
17:14i was your age we didn't have drugs i said so mom talk to me what do you need
17:23you gotta use a little common sense in this world you grow up that's when you learn people have no
17:30common sense i'm in the bank the other day this guy taps me on the shoulder he goes excuse me
17:34is this the end of the line i said no assholes the front we're all standing backwards
17:42it's a brand new thing i'm banking haven't you heard of it yet
17:46you ever see somebody hit an elevator button if the elevator don't come right away they start banging
17:50on it like the elevator's going oh we better fucking move now coffee breaks over
18:00i called a telephone company i want to make a collect call you know what they ask me to go
18:07person to person no bigfoot to et that's what i talk about like gay men i don't understand it
18:16common sense how come one man take another man's penis in his mouth after it's been in his ass for
18:22three hours that's the point i'm trying to make
18:30i'll stick to women call me crazy you know i just broke up with this fat tub of
18:35first time i brought it to my house i had a butter of hips to get it through the door
18:42she used to come to me like every three weeks i just dropped 30 pounds here from your belly to your
18:46ass honey only girl i ever met that sat down in shifts you know what i'm saying she also had hair
18:55on her back that i liked you know i mean you can meet a hundred good looking women but a chick with
19:00hair on her back once in a lifetime you know think of those warm winter nights she used to let me braid it
19:07i'd take her to the beach in the summer put her belly up watch people try to kick her back into the water
19:17she wasn't bad i don't know i met her on a blind date you ever go on a blind date and actually wish
19:23you were blind but i figured i'd take her out she had class right the first date i stopped at a red light
19:29she got out of the car peed on the tire i thought it was cute you know i got out the other side peed
19:36on the other tire right from 10 feet away she ain't showing me up it's my car so anyway i bring the
19:42hindenburg into the restaurant pull up a half dozen chairs make her comfortable because i can't eat with
19:50one cheek on the ground you know and she's going oh this isn't fat it's cellulite i said it's what
19:57she goes no you see there are certain foods that have chemicals in it and they go into the pores of the
20:02skin honey it's blubber whatever it is lose 150 pounds of it all right i don't need my head doing
20:09aerobics between her thighs you see what i'm saying so anyway the waiter walks over he takes one look at
20:16it he goes uh what are you having miss she goes i guess i'll have the lobster i said honey guess again
20:27okay yeah let's start with the kennel ration and working from there you know women love to diet
20:33they don't stop they're always on diet till you take them out you know once you got them in the
20:39restaurant they chain themselves to the tables you can't get them out of there right they're shoving
20:43breadsticks in that pocket on the way out so you take them out you spend 35 40 bucks plus tire wear
20:52and what do you get at the end of the night a kiss on the cheek hey fellas let's face it
20:56we could get that from our wives come on
21:03don't think i'm putting women down you know i like to talk about women because women are cute
21:06you know they got a lot of cute quirks like why is it when a girl goes to the bathroom they take that
21:11pocketbook what they're in the bag they take a pocketbook and an extra girlfriend you know
21:18what's the extra girlfriend there for enthusiasm go ahead honey you can do it
21:22yeah load a truck hey drop a couple logs beautiful yeah pee like a racehorse love your work honey
21:30yeah let me get a picture of that that would be nice yeah and i thought mrs cleaver had the beaver
21:34was i mistaken right and they're always complaining they never stop coming i got nothing to wear
21:40yeah i have no clothes people come over they think i'm the cook yeah not if they stay for dinner
21:47honey she cooks the dog runs to mcdonald's you know always complain they never stop i'm sick and
21:54tired of picking up after you fine catch it as it falls
21:59you never take me anywhere nice honey i let you run around the park for an hour last week now come
22:06on oh it's rough man there's only one time in a month fellas that you don't play with women
22:15you don't piss them off you don't even talk to them if it's possible the 28th day
22:20more frightening than any friday the 13th i've seen you leave the house to mary poppins you come home
22:28to charles manson
22:33and you never know when it's gonna hit you know just so happens one day you walk in
22:37their eyes are bugged out their hair spiked and you're going honey what's for dinner eat the
22:42fuck out asshole no pressure you got a mcdonald's with the dog right and then they love to send you
22:50to the grocery for that special item you know the one they don't even want to buy
22:58yeah i'm pretty cool about that that don't bother me i walk in i grab a six pack couple
23:03cartons of cigarettes and say by the way throw in a 40 pack of tampons yeah i wrote big joints what can
23:11i tell you right i've gotten real bold about that i come up with like three different brands and go
23:17which one's better now get a glass of water i want to check this out okay i've seen the commercials
23:25because normally men love to piss women off that's why you do things like get married you know what i'm
23:31saying but guys will do little things to get it going you know leave the cap off the toothpaste
23:36leave the lid up on the toilet and they'll come to you the first few times real nice you know
23:40honey didn't i ask you to please put the lid down yes you did want to argue about it
23:49but you catch him that time in a month you wake up three in the morning with an axe against your throat
23:56didn't i tell you i fell in aren't you flush and use it like a jacuzzi what do you want from me
24:02oh it's frightening it's frightening and then when it came to making love
24:16number one tundra always had to be on top
24:21and if i slipped we're talking dead meat
24:23oh it was scary and then the orgasm the female orgasm 10 years ago they didn't exist
24:35women didn't think about it then some writes a book right yeah now they need 15 20 of the click
24:42a guy has one he sleeps to the turn of the century you wake up that's still having him it don't end and
24:47with all that cellulite flapping off the walls and smacking me around i'm dodging for my life over
24:53there i mean let's look at it realistically right a guy you crank him up 10 minutes it's over but with
25:00a chick when you go down there you need scuba gear you need a machete just to cut through gilligan's
25:05island right now you need a compass and a road map because we're going on a little trip yeah let's see
25:11we got to find some uh g-spot behind door number three there's some guy in a boat going to europe
25:16you got to track his ass down right and after eight hours of working like a dog just to hear that one
25:21little they want to lay there and go talk to me talk to you talk honey i need oxygen
25:36you want conversation call your mom get me to a hospital i lost an arm in there for god's sakes
25:44with the positions you gotta bend them stretch unfold them you gotta be
25:48fucking gumby to make love today
25:53and forget about contraception it's coming out their ears they got everything they got this foam in there
25:58you could actually fuck them and take a shave at the same time
26:01they're going should i use this sponge honey wanna do the dishes what are we doing everything they
26:09got near those um ious coils slinkies old car batteries i'm finding i feel like i'm
26:17fucking a metal toy half the time
26:19that's why i stick to the one night stand ugh get out
26:30and it hurts when a woman does that to me you know what i'm saying
26:35because i'm delicate you could feel that
26:40there were just no morals today i picked up a chick a couple weeks ago i get her back to my place and
26:45five minutes she's screaming fuck me silly i put on a clown suit i mean what would you do you know
26:53she's laying there oh slay me put it in bozo i felt retarded
26:58i met a chick last night she says give me nine inches and hurt me
27:00i fucked her three times and hit her in the head with a brick i mean what do you do
27:13and then when it comes to giving head i mean women do not complete the job the way they used to
27:21it's like on a report card incomplete
27:25it's like don't they realize what's gonna happen
27:28it's simple i mean when a guy says here comes lunch do they think a tuna on rye is gonna pop out
27:33hey you know what i'm talking you suck a good dick right you know what i'm saying
27:36of course i hate the ones that just sit there and flick it and smack it around and go oh
27:47look at the way it jumps it can sing and dance tune i suck my cock hunting
27:56and then they get impatient about it they get them they're going well are you nearly ready what do i
28:00do press a button blast off honey i came up with a cure for the women that don't complete the job
28:06you put a little crazy glue around the rim oh that'll complete the job believe me yeah it's got
28:12its drawbacks you walk into work money you got some chicks swinging from your dick but other than
28:17that that's the price you pay for perfection
28:19oh sex is a tough thing you know everybody likes different things honey honey get over here
28:49believe that she walks out on the dice man because she's got unloaded truck beautiful
29:14what are you crazy i don't like that attitude i'm telling you
29:17that kind of attitude you ain't giving me head tonight honey
29:21you gotta behave yourself if you want to do those things
29:26oh man nice heels very strong heels i feel are making it happen today
29:34i like those earrings too yeah does it come with the matching backgammon set what is that
29:40you make a good couple really you take care of his penis room
29:50do you you wash it you shine it you gotta take care of the penis because the penis thinks for
29:56itself honey don't piss it off it won't work it's got its own brain why do you think the head's bigger
30:02than the rest i could prove it's got a mind of its own you ever get up in the morning and he's already awake
30:12he's dressed he's ready to go right he's in the kitchen making pancakes
30:18you're in bed going come on joey five more minutes
30:21he's going take me shopping i need a new hat but you remember like in the third fourth grade when
30:28they first came out with the heart on you remember that that was great you're leaning over like the
30:32hunchback of notre dame the teacher's going come on up to the board and you're sitting there going
30:38i don't think so honey you're the teacher you figure it out okay i got some kind of ligament over
30:44here i don't know what's going on this thing is like alien is strolling into the desk next to me i don't know
30:49i don't know but then you grow up you learn to accept the hard-on to deal with it to control it
30:55you learn to master it especially that morning hard-on i'll put that up against that ginsu knife
31:02any day yeah it'll slice it'll dice it'll pump your car up if you got a flat tire also right anybody got
31:09one now just to show the girls what i'm talking about yeah i wish women got excited like men they see
31:16a guy that like the tits pop out three four feet that would be a good trick huh
31:25that would be a powerful trick that's why i hate magicians you know because magicians they don't do
31:31nothing they piss me off i mean if a magician was to come up here now you know what he'd do to trill and
31:39delight maybe rip three rings apart yay then he'd tear a newspaper in half he opens it up it's a full
31:48newspaper again oh i can't take no more at this point yeah you call those tricks okay pal let me
31:54see you shit marbles for a half hour okay pull a 40 foot sock out of your ass to me that's a trick
32:00pulling a bunny rabbit out of a hat seems pre-planned you know let me see the guy eat a
32:04half dozen apples and shit a fruit salad to me that's entertainment you know
32:11these are things that piss me off you know
32:15people get pissed off because i'm a little off color what do i do i talk about people girls
32:19guys yeah i'll admit guys are assholes i know that oh that you like huh
32:27no guys you know what it is guys are just silly they they're too egotistical you know it's like why
32:31the guys have skid marks in their underwear they're too macho to wipe their asses right they figure
32:38the underwear will handle it for me no pressure right and they're always grabbing their testicles
32:43in public it's sociably acceptable to make a point with your who youngs you know it's like
32:49hey honey uh i wanna go dancing tonight you don't see women walking around going nah let's just get
32:54some teeth okay i'm not too hungry i'm starting to think a guy's dick falls off he can't talk no more
33:02i know about man you kidding me
33:06those are the only two things i could think of that are wrong with them
33:09other than that that picture perfect
33:13oh boy i don't know so you got any questions what about you snap ahead everything okay
33:19everything everything's working out with you and her
33:26do a great guy what's that your answer to better sex wait talk in a full sentence i'll understand you
33:35go ahead what's one more time three times and you're out okay don't ad lib try it again
33:42your answer to better sex my answer to better sex
33:49get a new wife
33:55see i help a lot of people with this next question just yell it out next question what's that
34:04what are you doing that's when you call me honey
34:10just have cash available next question what's that what where are you from my dad's penis originally
34:20keep going
34:26keep going you're on a roll
34:30next
34:30what happened to the part that you dripped down your father's leg
34:39you wanted my attention well now you got it
34:41well i guess you're that part you know what i'm saying
34:50it's the type of guy that gets out of the shower to take a piss you know what i'm saying
34:56any other questions pencil dick
34:58what's that why do you think you're so great
35:10why do i think i'm so great ask your mom how do you think you got here
35:18any other questions
35:21yeah all right next week
35:24anything else
35:25what i love to smoke that's why i smoke these damage
35:34you see what i'm saying if you're as tough as dice
35:37lungs
35:40he's sitting there with his other boyfriend he's trying to impress him
35:47what are your names what are your names neil and bob is that like what you do
35:55i'll tell you what you like impressions
36:02yeah beautiful one come up and entertain me a little now
36:06i'll do some impressions i could do anybody
36:09ed sullivan hey we got a great show for you to see tonight
36:14what's the matter you didn't like that
36:30now i could do anybody here i'm gonna do a whole bunch of them for you now
36:34here's sylvester stallone robert denaro jerry lewis john travolta and al pacino all in the same
36:43classroom we'll start with stallone it's unbelievable
36:58yo teacher
37:09can i leave the room
37:12why
37:15i gotta take a squirt
37:16what do you mean how do i know i don't know my penis told my brain to tell my mouth
37:26hey yo teacher i gotta take a squirt now can i go what do you mean wait a lunch
37:34i can't wait i'll do it on denaro hey bobby talk to the teacher
37:40teacher
37:57teacher you see this man
38:03he's gotta take a squirt you see what i'm saying you see what i'm saying
38:10i don't want to square it on me teach i don't know jerry jerry talk to her jerry
38:31um excuse me miss purdy
38:40well actually i um
38:46actually i i get back to my seat okay john john help me out john
39:01listen to this you're gonna die i swear you're gonna crack up
39:10what
39:20what's going on rocky's got a cocky
39:23you're gonna die rock listen you're gonna crack up listen to this right
39:26wait a minute al al got lunch al what'd you get for lunch
39:29what what'd you get
39:43i'm dying over here
39:48i went down to the cafeteria i told them i needed five fresh tuna sandwiches
39:54and i see she's giving me from last week so i said hold it right there that tuna doesn't look fresh
40:06you promise me fresh tuna you know if that tuna isn't fresh then something really wrong is going on
40:17here i'm out of order the tuna fish is out of order the egg salad's out of order this old
40:23fucking cafeteria is out of order and that's what happened in class
40:31i know what you're saying unbelievable
40:50all right i got can i get a little um echo on this test perfect all right here's elvis when he was alive
41:01i'm better now right now i'd like to uh i'd like to do a tune i i did when i was just a little elvie
41:12pelvied the elvi was the name at the time and uh snapper head what's your name again
41:20brian well i feel we've shared a few moments up here tonight and uh
41:24i know how i feel about you man and i know you probably feel the same way about me
41:33i love you brian always have always will but i would like to say before this last tune i'd like
41:40to say uh you have been a fantastic crowd i'm glad you all showed up tonight and i'd like to sing this
41:46last tune special to all of you you've been beautiful really take it up man where's the band
41:54how you doing
42:08Oh, see, see, see right up
42:26Oh, see now what you have done
42:30Oh, see, see, see, see right up
42:34Oh, see now what you have done
42:37Well, she made me love you, baby, baby, baby
42:41I'm coming home, you know what I say
42:43Well, I'm going, going, baby
42:47Ain't I won't be gone too long
42:50Well, I'm going, going, going, baby
42:54Ain't I won't be gone too far
42:57Well, if I find me a good girl
43:00I won't be coming back here anymore
43:02So what I say, let's go, man
43:04What's everybody doing? How you doing, man?
43:07Nice to have you here tonight
43:08How you doing?
43:09Nice to have you
43:10How you doing, sweetheart?
43:12That's all right
43:13How you doing, man?
43:14Everybody having a good time so far?
43:19Well, shake it up
43:21Well, I'm going, going, baby
43:28Ain't I won't be gone too long
43:32Well, I'm going, going, going, going, baby
43:35And I won't be back or forth
43:39Well, if I find me a good girl
43:41I won't be coming back here anymore
43:44Tell them what I say
43:45I said, see, see, see, see, see, right up
43:49Oh, see now what you have done
43:52Well, she made me a little of your heart
44:03Take it down, man
44:05I said, see, see, see, see, see, right
44:09I said, see, see, see, right
44:24Take it down, man
44:27I say, see, see, see, right
44:30I say, see, see, see, see, right
44:34Oh, I can't take it.
45:04I can't take it.
45:34I can't take it.