Bravos Love Hotel S01E01
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00:00Very exciting day here at the Love Hotel.
00:03As the love concierge,
00:05I'm about to welcome perhaps our most challenging guests.
00:08Four real housewives.
00:10As a super fan and Bravo expert,
00:12I've watched them go through it all when it comes to love.
00:15In the public eye, they have dated.
00:18Does he not look just like Johnny Depp?
00:21Gotten married.
00:23Gotten divorced.
00:24The marriage is falling apart.
00:26This could be the time for you to peacefully exit.
00:28And cheated on multiple times.
00:30Your pastor boyfriend is slinging his big D all around his congregation.
00:34How could you do this to me?
00:36Question mark.
00:38To ensure that never happens again,
00:40I've recruited a pool of top shelf eligible straightener
00:44that will give these women not only what they want,
00:46but what I know they need.
00:48W has a big TV.
00:50Private plane.
00:52But just because these men checked into the Love Hotel
00:55doesn't mean the ladies can't choose to check them out.
00:58I would like to give my key to...
01:01No, but I said, do you eat vegetables?
01:03It hurt to snap at me.
01:05I don't ever want to be seeing my girlfriend crying.
01:07Have you ever dated a black woman?
01:09Go ahead.
01:10No, go ahead.
01:11If I've done my job right,
01:13by the end of this romantic luxury retreat,
01:15these women will find lasting love.
01:18And we will have put the wives back in housewives.
01:22Men need to know,
01:23if you want to take my panties off,
01:25you have to make me laugh.
01:26A seal right,
01:27too.
01:28I'll finally
01:53hello
01:57isn't that the ladylike way to do the legs on the side thing you know the really prim girls
02:13would sit like this but then the la hoochie girls would sit like this right that's what
02:16they used to say hello miss ashley darby hello hello my current marital status is divorcing
02:27what was the hold up for filing divorce it was very contentious my lawyer she says i could be
02:34signing papers next month whoa i'm starting to sweat i got two amazing sons now i am 36
02:41and re-establishing what dating looks like over these last couple of years i dated a fellow
02:47reality star and a civilian but things didn't work out when i'm in a committed relationship
02:53i get sprung obsessed that's it that's all she wrote you got some nice mans for me yes i have
02:58plenty i have a whole stable full for you stable yeah stable stallion
03:02beautiful oh boy here she comes miss giselle bryant describe your relationship history
03:23jesus christ where should we begin yes i'm back with my ex-husband how is the relationship with
03:31you and jamal right now it's not good when i got back together with my ex it was great until
03:37it wasn't and then it went left he said six or seven babies mamas and if that is true it happened
03:43on your watch you are the word on the street in potomac but are you ready to be the word on the beach
03:48that is how she does it so i have successfully managed to get all of my three daughters off to
03:55college so i am officially something called an empty nester i don't like that word i think it's a
04:00little weird however i am that thing well said he has a stable of stallions for us ready to ride
04:07giddy up giddy up i haven't necessarily been taking dating very seriously i have a smirk on your face
04:14because you were just missing giselle oh my goodness you can't do that while i'm here stop stop
04:19now i have to really be vulnerable so i need to find a man in which i can just be soft and sweet
04:27and kind and cuddly but can they afford us ashley
04:30yes yes yes
04:34yes yes
04:37here she comes
04:47I can't believe I've been single for seven years
05:00and I don't want to settle for somebody that doesn't make me happy
05:02somebody that I have to bend backwards for
05:04that sounds weird
05:06I know you have fallen into a bush in Mexico
05:10but are you ready to fall head over heels in love
05:16I am so ready, look at me
05:18did I think I was going to be dating at this stage of my life
05:20no I didn't
05:21I've been married twice, divorced in 2009
05:24married again in 2016
05:25and divorced in 2017
05:27I'm actually really struggling with
05:30trusting people again because my heart
05:32has been broken
05:33I think if anyone can handle an entire pool
05:36of men dedicated just to her
05:38I think it's you Luana
05:39Thank you for that
05:46I see a storm on the horizon
05:56that is Shannon Storm's fedora
05:58I've been single for a year now
06:02and for me, that's a long time
06:05the man in my life is Archie, my golden retriever
06:08so maybe we could add another man to the mix
06:12how are you doing?
06:13are you ready for this?
06:14I'm nervous
06:15like, what are you doing?
06:17if you were to say
06:19what's your relationship history been?
06:21well, I'm 60, I'm single
06:23not the best
06:24I was married for 17 years
06:26and we divorced
06:27then I dated someone for four years
06:30tell me about the new boyfriend
06:31if I were to put everything about someone on a list
06:34that I was looking for
06:35he has all of it
06:36and it was very toxic
06:39the last time I talked to John
06:41he called me and said
06:42I'm cutting ties with you
06:44you've ruined my life
06:45is he trying to take me down?
06:47I know
06:47I don't understand
06:48if I live the rest of my life out
06:52traveling to visit my daughters
06:54I'll be good
06:55but can you imagine
06:57having that partner
06:58that has your back?
07:00here we go
07:01at 60
07:02I'm gonna find it
07:03well, ladies
07:04welcome to the Love Hotel
07:06I'm Joel
07:07and I will be your love concierge
07:09for the next few weeks
07:11I cannot wait for you to meet these men
07:12here's to finding love, girls
07:14I am so happy
07:16oh my god
07:17I'm so ready
07:18especially after they checked all my bags at the airport
07:20and what did they find, man?
07:23he finds a little black
07:24zipper box that I have
07:26he goes
07:26KSSO
07:27and I'm like
07:28oh, s***
07:29it's my vibrator
07:30vibrator
07:33vibrator
07:34who needs Rosetta Stone
07:35when we got
07:36Countess Luanne
07:37that part
07:39Fernando
07:39take it away
07:40follow me, ladies
07:41see ya
07:42alright, I wanna go to my room
07:46okay, see you later
07:47okay, yeah
07:48oh
07:49and a little fire pit
07:53oh, this is a nice little fur situation
07:57going
07:57okay
07:58oh, s***
08:02I'm just sitting all of them
08:03hello, hello, ladies
08:10hello
08:11hello
08:11hello
08:12hello
08:12all look gorgeous
08:14woo
08:14I got the hooker heels on tonight
08:17take a seat
08:18okay
08:19so
08:20not to go all Dr. Windy on you
08:23but
08:23I pretty much have a PhD
08:25in your love lives
08:26this is a tailor-made
08:28experience for each of you
08:29we have worked to make sure
08:31that all of these guys
08:32have the qualities that you want
08:34and basically
08:35my hope is that
08:36over the course of the next few weeks
08:38and we get to see you
08:39fall in love
08:40with one of
08:41the incredible
08:42single men
08:43they are ready for the real thing
08:45they are established
08:45they are successful
08:46they're adventurous
08:47great personalities
08:48they're all hung like Bolo
08:49okay, so
08:51that's too
08:56a little too much
08:57don't over promise, darling
08:58don't over promise
08:59the point is
09:00these guys
09:01are it
09:03how are you all feeling?
09:05I'm going to try to lean into this process
09:07and try to be present here
09:08as best I can
09:10I want to know
09:11do these guys know
09:12what they're getting themselves into?
09:13I think it would be great
09:15to meet someone
09:16who thinks it's super cute
09:17that we're on a reality show
09:20but really doesn't want to be part of it
09:21because he's got so much going on
09:23absolutely
09:23what's important for me
09:26with all I've been through
09:27is that I meet someone
09:28with a kind heart
09:29you need somebody
09:30who you feel like
09:31has got your back
09:33where you can just put your head down
09:34somebody's shoulder
09:35and be like
09:35you know what?
09:36I'm safe
09:36I just don't want a guy
09:37who's going to try to fight me
09:38for the mirror
09:39you know what I mean?
09:39thank you sweet
09:41you're more than 30
09:42oh
09:43I'm going to get in the nuts
09:44so
09:47fellas
09:48hey mama
09:53oh my goodness
09:56this is crazy
10:00fellas
10:07gentlemen come and meet
10:14your ladies
10:15alright
10:16let's go
10:17I want to be the first one
10:18hi
10:18I'm checking out
10:21some silver foxes
10:22say what now?
10:23you want to date a guy
10:24who's a little older?
10:25I'm open to older
10:26you know
10:26that typically means
10:28that he has more money
10:28in the bank
10:29okay
10:29yes
10:29okay
10:30that's the important part
10:31hello
10:31Mark
10:32how are you?
10:33hi Mark
10:33I see some silver foxes
10:34okay
10:34what's your name?
10:36Phil
10:36Phil
10:37I'm Jay
10:37nice to meet you
10:38Jay
10:38how are you?
10:38Wale
10:39Wale
10:39like the rapper
10:40yeah
10:41like the rapper
10:41Earl
10:42it's Earl
10:43Earl the Pearl
10:45and what's your name?
10:46I'm Shannon
10:47Shannon nice to meet you
10:48nice to meet you
10:49Jerry Matthews
10:51Matthews
10:51yes
10:51I'm the surfer guy
10:52you're the surfer guy?
10:54did you meet Shannon?
10:55this is our surfer
10:55Shannon has surfboards
10:57okay
10:58no
10:58no
11:00I don't at all
11:01I live by the
11:02no
11:02the ocean is crazy here
11:10the views
11:10you weren't allowed to go in
11:12well I did
11:13I know the ocean
11:14I'm a boater
11:15I have a boat
11:16do you like boats?
11:17oh yeah
11:17I have a boat too
11:18I just have a little
11:18Boston whaler
11:20which I love
11:21those are awesome
11:22you can still sleep on it right?
11:24no
11:24it doesn't have a cabin
11:25oh it doesn't
11:25I don't need a cabin
11:26because I have a home
11:27can I sit down?
11:32come on over Jeff
11:33and I have a brother
11:34called Jeff
11:35Jeff?
11:36I'm Jerry
11:36oh sorry
11:37it's okay
11:38I was close
11:39sorry
11:39Jerry of course
11:41did you know
11:42who the ladies were going to be?
11:43no
11:43I had no idea
11:44you're not a Housewives fan Earl
11:46I know
11:46I'm becoming one
11:48so are you
11:49not having a Housewives?
11:50New York City Housewives
11:51right?
11:52I've never watched Housewives
11:53I don't watch television
11:54I've seen like one episode
11:56and they were fighting
11:57on the episode a lot
11:58so I don't know
11:59have you heard of Shannon?
12:00Shannon Badeau
12:02he lives in New York City
12:03in the West Village
12:04and my daughter
12:04just moved to the West Village
12:05do you know Andy Cohen?
12:08uh broker?
12:09he's a part of the network
12:12that we have our show on
12:13oh oh oh
12:14yeah I don't have a TV
12:16where are you from?
12:18uh near Atlanta
12:19Hotlanta
12:20Hotlanta
12:20yeah
12:21get down at the get down in Atlanta
12:24that's right
12:24oh that's my guy
12:26look at homie's shoes
12:28show him your shoes
12:29show him the gator
12:29Earl you are wick
12:30stock in the sock
12:31Earl has played a character
12:33he has gator shoes and eyes on them
12:35okay
12:35and they were staring at me
12:37have you guys
12:38never been married?
12:39ever?
12:40I have not
12:40no married no kids
12:41no
12:42so you said
12:44you have been married?
12:45never married no kids
12:46I didn't think
12:47it'd be this hard
12:47to find my person
12:48wow that's deep
12:50yeah very deep
12:51are you okay
12:51if you don't have children
12:52or is it like
12:53a non-emotional for you?
12:54no
12:54like I would be
12:55the best dad
12:56I do struggle with
12:59trying to find
12:59my soulmate
13:00I don't want to say
13:01like the George Clooney style
13:02but single
13:03fun
13:04tonight I'm looking
13:06to spend time with
13:07with Ashley
13:07would love to see
13:08what is there
13:09with her
13:10right now
13:10I come from a big family
13:12my brother has four kids
13:13my sister has three kids
13:14so I'm like
13:15the Funkle
13:16I'm old
13:20but I've got two young guys
13:21I've got two boys
13:22that are 10 and 11
13:22wow
13:23and I love it
13:25one's playing baseball
13:26right now
13:26one's playing football
13:27we play sports
13:28we've race motocross
13:29we've race BMX
13:31whatever they want to do
13:33okay Ralph is very handsome
13:34but there's this kind of
13:36like edge to him
13:37I don't know
13:38it's like it's cool
13:38part of him
13:39cool
13:40like who says cool
13:41yeah a 60 year old
13:42try to get him
13:43to do stuff
13:43yeah lucky
13:44so you were married
13:47I was
13:48I'm married
13:49I've been divorced now
13:50for nine years
13:50what you do
13:51what do I do
13:52what did you do
13:53what did I do
13:53yeah you messed that thing up
13:55oh here we go
13:57here we go
13:58you have any kids
13:59yeah I have two boys
14:00two boys
14:01you have kids
14:03I have three
14:03three
14:04I have three daughters
14:05they're all in college
14:07wow
14:07I like Jay
14:09he is a family man
14:10he already has his kids
14:11check check
14:12I've been single for now
14:13probably like
14:14four five
14:15six years
14:15yeah
14:16so I'm hoping
14:17this experience
14:18kind of helps me
14:19connect with someone
14:20and I meet someone
14:20for real
14:21not just for fun
14:22but for real
14:23I have a house to myself
14:24nice
14:25so I just walk around
14:26naked
14:26okay
14:27and
14:28you live in the dream
14:30yeah
14:30why are you two
14:34handsome boys single
14:35have you been married
14:36I was married
14:3712
14:3713 years
14:39got five kids
14:41you have five children
14:42whoa
14:42stop it
14:43how many do you have
14:43wow
14:44two
14:44what about you
14:45I was married 18 years
14:48and I have two kids
14:49I moved to Puerto Rico
14:51and just kind of been dating
14:52and surfing
14:53and now you're living your best life
14:54I'm living my best life
14:56Luanne
14:57she's tall and beautiful
14:59she has this power
15:00this beauty
15:01she's got this beautiful head of hair
15:03and her hair
15:04her makeup
15:05bang
15:06she's from New York City
15:07so we're sort of neighbors
15:09she's from New York
15:10I spent 33 years in New York
15:12you know what
15:13I'm gonna go
15:13I'll be at the ladies room
15:15and I'll be right back
15:16okay
15:16okay
15:17I'll be right back
15:19don't go anywhere
15:21no
15:21no we won't
15:22so
15:28where'd the other ones go
15:29you need
15:31you need a cocktail
15:32what are you drinking darling
15:33could use a good drink right now
15:36yeah
15:37for sure
15:37figure out what's going on with Phil
15:39and you
15:40walk up with you
15:42she's not coming back
15:43she's hooking up with
15:43with one or the other
15:45that's handsome
15:45let's go take a walk
15:46see look here
15:48I'm leaving her shoes here
15:49coming up
15:52how long were you married
15:53a year and a half
15:54and how old was she
15:55I'm thinking in the 20s
15:57how appetizing is this school
16:06you want to take a jump
16:07you wouldn't do it
16:09don't dare me
16:10I would dare you
16:10I don't like what people do
16:11I'm just saying
16:12how old are you
16:1438
16:14are you
16:16yeah
16:16I'm 36
16:1736
16:17yeah
16:18you look a little younger though
16:19I would have gave you like
16:2034 for sure
16:22look at that
16:22have you ever been
16:25in a long-term relationship
16:26I have
16:26I was in a relationship
16:27for five years
16:28we lived together and everything
16:29why didn't you marry her
16:30it didn't work out
16:31but I grew for that situation
16:33like the first year
16:34it was just nice to heal
16:36like go to therapy
16:38and just be by myself
16:40you went to therapy
16:40yes
16:41that's actually one of the most
16:42attractive qualities
16:43what
16:43that a man could say
16:44I think mental health
16:46is something that people overlook
16:47100%
16:48there's a stigma attached to it
16:50your eyes are beautiful
16:51thank you
16:52yours aren't bad
16:53they're red right now
16:54I'm pretty sure
16:55why y'all been drinking
16:56no
16:57I'm just tired
16:57so where do you live
16:59Mr. Ralph
17:00I live in Nashville
17:01I was born and raised in New York
17:02no way
17:03and then ran around
17:05the world of rock bands
17:06for a long time
17:07and making records
17:08and doing tours
17:09I got some really great advice
17:11just before I went on my first tour
17:13a long time ago
17:14from somebody who said
17:15don't stay in your hotel room
17:17go out and see and do everything
17:19and that's kind of how I live my life
17:20I want to find my one last great love
17:24which is why I'm here
17:25so that's you
17:26you control the board
17:27mm-hmm
17:27yeah
17:27okay
17:28do you write music
17:29I have
17:30do you do the dating apps
17:33you know
17:34I have
17:35and man
17:36are they disappointing
17:37you know
17:38there's so many bots
17:39liars
17:41scammers
17:42bots
17:43like fake people
17:44so you get ready
17:45to go on a date
17:46and they're not there
17:47I don't know what a bot is
17:48what's a bot
17:49if you're in a dating app
17:50why would a robot contact you
17:52I mean
17:52for what
17:55have you ever been married
17:57Earl
17:57I've been married twice
17:58yes
17:59how long were you married
18:00a year and a half
18:01and how old was she
18:02she was actually
18:03I'm thinking in the 20s
18:04she was one year older
18:05wow
18:05I apologize for saying
18:07I bet she was in her 20s
18:08but then I was
18:09seven years
18:10and then I met my
18:11last wife
18:11and she
18:12she got leukemia twice
18:14and she just didn't make it
18:15so
18:15oh
18:17I wanted to have kids then
18:20but
18:20I didn't
18:23I didn't
18:23remember to
18:24save her eggs
18:26because it happened
18:27so quick
18:28and
18:28are you
18:29oh my god
18:30I'm so sorry
18:31yeah
18:31so
18:32but
18:32I mean
18:33we had a blast
18:34after that
18:35once she got cancer free
18:36but then it came back
18:37like four and a half years later
18:39oh really
18:40yeah
18:40wow
18:40that really taught me
18:42what love
18:43really is
18:44when she got sick
18:47with the leukemia
18:48I learned
18:50unconditional love
18:51and
18:59I'm sorry
19:01sorry
19:02um
19:04and
19:08you know
19:09I want that again
19:11I'm so sorry
19:12to hear about that
19:13oh no
19:14when did it happen
19:14five years ago
19:16and that'll be
19:18uh
19:19something that I
19:20I take forward with me
19:22you know what I mean
19:22so
19:23because it was successful
19:25and
19:26I want that again
19:27you know what I mean
19:28yeah
19:29oh so you
19:29oh
19:30I love that
19:31wow
19:32Earl knows
19:33what it's like
19:34to be completely
19:36in love with someone
19:37I don't
19:38think I
19:39I really
19:40have truly
19:41been in love before
19:43my mom lives in Houston
19:46really
19:47I love Houston
19:47Houston has such
19:48like an integral piece
19:49of like my makeup
19:50um
19:51that's where you went to jail
19:51yeah
19:53really
19:54no I didn't
19:54I never been in prison
19:55cut it out man
19:57what did I just do to you
20:00I profiled you
20:01you did
20:01that's wild man
20:03you have an accent
20:05where are you from
20:05uh Rhode Island
20:06Rhode Island
20:07Connecticut
20:07no
20:08no
20:08Rhode Island
20:09that's embarrassing
20:11I'm all down
20:13with the map
20:14of the United States
20:15so as we
20:16get past
20:17Connecticut
20:19Massachusetts
20:19I'm done
20:20like I have no idea
20:22what else is up there
20:23so have you been married
20:24no I've never been married
20:25you
20:25so do you want children
20:27yeah
20:27Giselle doesn't have a uterus
20:29so that means
20:30we are not compatible
20:32no Giselle fine
20:33that's that's my homie here
20:35she look good
20:35but you know
20:36it's actually a bust
20:37like I
20:38yeah
20:38where's your family from
20:39Nigeria
20:40ah
20:41see
20:42why you say I like that
20:43because I said
20:44when we first sat down
20:45I said bro you got an accent
20:46you profiling again
20:47oh my god
20:48hello hello folks
20:53how are we doing today
20:55nice you're doing fantastic
20:56here he is
20:57whoo
20:57Joel's back
20:58oh where were you two
20:59minding our business
21:00exactly
21:01oh don't worry
21:02I don't mind
21:02I'm not a regular host
21:03not a cool host
21:04before I let you guys
21:07continue to get to know
21:08each other
21:08I do have one
21:09important piece
21:10of information
21:11to share with you
21:12tomorrow
21:13you will be going on
21:14one-on-one dates
21:16oh
21:17there's one more thing
21:19ladies
21:20in the morning
21:22you will get to ask out
21:24whichever gentleman
21:25you'd like to take out
21:27on a one-on-one date
21:28I've never asked anyone
21:31on a date before
21:31I'm old school
21:32it's a little uncomfortable
21:34coming up
21:36I would love
21:37to take you on
21:38one of these
21:39spectacular dates
21:40I don't think that's fair
21:41to myself
21:42this early on
21:43in the process
21:43to be tied down
21:44wow
21:50how comfy
21:52AC
21:52the ladies want to
21:53do a little chit chat
21:54okay
21:55we'll get some drinks
21:56Joel
21:57Mr. Concierge
21:58telling me that I gotta go
21:59and ask these men out
22:00it's just not my style
22:01I get pursued
22:02but I will do it
22:04I will play the love hotel game
22:05so who do you want
22:06to go on a date with
22:07this guy Nick
22:08you know
22:08I'm trying to figure him out
22:09did anybody feel like
22:10they connected with
22:11like one specific person
22:13Ashley for me
22:15I'll be honest
22:15yeah
22:16that's cool
22:17the person that I don't know
22:19but I love him to death
22:21as Earl of Pearl
22:22I think I'll get invited
22:23on four dates tomorrow
22:24so yeah
22:24so I would say
22:25no hey
22:26pick someone else
22:27right pick you know
22:28no I'm kidding
22:28so are you physically
22:30attracted
22:31I don't
22:32there's something about him
22:33the physicality could grow
22:35hey but I like Ralph better
22:37okay well you can go out
22:38with both
22:39it makes perfect sense
22:40that Shannon likes Ralph
22:41Ralph is the tallest
22:42the hottest
22:43he's got a good face
22:45you could take him
22:46to the country club
22:47I think everybody likes Ralph
22:48I mean
22:48that is
22:49that is
22:49yeah that's my number one
22:50is that your number one
22:51oh it's Earl of Pearl
22:53as we speak
22:53oh my god
22:54he's bringing me a drink
22:55you're the kindest person
22:57oh that's
22:57oh my
22:58oh Earl
22:59thank you
23:00well
23:00guess who's still
23:01Shannon's hurt
23:01get your husband girl
23:04did he
23:05hear that
23:07what about you
23:07I like
23:09Jerry
23:09okay
23:10we can tell
23:10yes
23:11you don't have to pick one
23:12no you should ask Mark
23:14can we talk about Wale
23:15oh okay Wale
23:17I really like him for you
23:19because I found out
23:19he wants children
23:20this is true
23:21like I want to hang out
23:23with him just like
23:24we can laugh
23:24because he's hilarious
23:25who are you feeling
23:27what about Roy
23:28who's Roy
23:29okay you talk to him
23:30for a flippin' hour
23:31oh Jay
23:32Jay
23:33it's Jay
23:35he said it so confidently
23:36I like Jay
23:37I like Jay too
23:39Jay's cool
23:39I like Jay
23:40go up
23:41wow
23:42they're back
23:42the boys are back in town
23:44you know what
23:47we got a little closer
23:50are you an exerciser
23:52yes
23:53oh you are
23:53I don't need to
23:55you have to take a shower
23:57take a shower
23:59wow
24:02yeah that was real
24:03sleep when you came over here
24:04and you wedged in
24:05like a Tetris
24:07it fit
24:08yeah
24:09for you to earn
24:10Giselle's approval
24:11no don't go
24:12it really must mean
24:14you're a special person
24:14goodnight
24:15y'all enjoy
24:16goodnight
24:17y'all act like adults
24:18okay
24:19that is my homegirl
24:20we have a clothing line
24:21together
24:21G&A
24:22this is our first
24:23of many fitness events
24:25so we are now
24:26G&A Fusion
24:27she really showed up for me
24:29after I gave birth
24:30to my first son
24:30and after my separation
24:32I know that at the end of the day
24:33she'll always be my homegirl
24:34I guess we'll walk out together
24:36Jerry will you take this
24:37from me darling
24:38yes I will
24:39thank you sweetheart
24:39thank you
24:40when are we jumping in the pool
24:43because it's not going to be today
24:44but I need it
24:44fully clothed though
24:45we come from the gym
24:47you just run up in there
24:47and jump in it
24:48okay but you don't have to
24:49actually bust a sweat
24:50and you can do the hip thrust
24:51actually fine as hell
24:53we're really bonding
24:54I think we have a good energy
24:56good banter
24:56she's picking me
24:57there's no other way
24:58maybe she won't
25:01I don't know
25:01but there's no other person
25:03I think I could
25:04legitimately have a connection with
25:06your majesty
25:06thank you
25:08I was absolutely not expecting
25:10to meet someone
25:12so early on
25:14this is the first time
25:15how pretty is this
25:22I'm going to stare
25:30don't stare at my room
25:34I would so
25:35I think I've learned a lot about you
25:42you're a morning person
25:44I am
25:45you're speaking my language
25:46so did you have a good day?
25:49well I haven't really
25:50I'm just starting my day
25:51how's your Spanish?
25:55I cannot have a conversation
25:56but I know what they're saying
25:57no hablo muy bien
25:59no comprendo
26:00mas o menos todo
26:03wow
26:04impressive
26:06and so Jerry
26:08do you want to go on a date tonight?
26:12I do
26:13I'm honored
26:13I would love to
26:14what are you doing later?
26:17today?
26:18waiting for you to ask me out on a date
26:20yes I would love
26:22to go on a date
26:23I would love to go on a date with you
26:25I really enjoyed our talk last night
26:27I enjoy it always
26:28and hanging out today at the gym
26:30so I wanted to take the time to ask you if you would like to go on a date with me today
26:34absolutely not
26:34no
26:35I said what?
26:36I'm so excited that you asked me to go on a date today
26:39I love the Nigerian accent
26:40okay
26:40I really do
26:42I love it
26:43do you enjoy our party?
26:47I enjoyed hanging out with you and getting to know you
26:50well I would like to
26:52okay I'm going to just preface this
26:53because I've never in my life asked someone to go on a date
26:57and so I at 60 years old would like to ask you the first time to go on a date with me
27:04I absolutely would love it and you did a fantastic job
27:09thank you
27:10so at 60 I am no longer a virgin of asking people out on a date
27:17oh
27:18are you going to wear the white shoes today?
27:20I got a variety of things I can wear
27:22I think you said you have 12
27:23coming up
27:24I have never dated more than one person at the same time
27:29we're at the Love Hotel
27:30you can do that
27:34all right
27:41so we're cute
27:43oh what do we have here?
27:48welcome to this tequila tasting
27:49oh I like this type of date already
27:52we're going to take a small sip of white tequila
27:56okay
27:56and here the cucumber
27:58uh-huh
27:58dipping in the rosemary salt
28:00okay
28:02cheers
28:02cheers
28:03yeah
28:05oh
28:07okay
28:08I see what he did there
28:10that was good
28:11yeah
28:11let me present the finest taco in the world
28:16$25,000
28:18for this taco?
28:21for that?
28:21for each
28:22I don't believe that
28:25I don't believe that
28:25and the taco
28:26it's amazing lobster
28:28a high five
28:30coffee beef
28:30from Japan
28:31I see a little caviar
28:32Jesus Christ
28:33I'm about to fall in love tonight
28:34okay
28:35caviar
28:36is my jam
28:37it's so beautiful
28:39you don't even want to eat it
28:40well we're going to
28:41phenomenal
28:44I can get used to this
28:45you feel richer already?
28:46I feel right
28:46it's rich bitch walking
28:47actually this is rich bitch eating
28:50absolutely gorgeous
29:04I got you some flowers
29:06oh that's so sweet
29:08thank you
29:08thank you
29:09thank you John
29:10I'm looking forward to learning more about Jerry
29:15I want to know like his day to day
29:17and I think it's probably surfing surfing and surfing
29:20oh I love this
29:21I feel like the little mermaid
29:23he's been looking at me in that kind of way
29:27yeah that's it
29:28hi Luann
29:30oh great
29:32for a first date
29:33I've never been in such a romantic
29:36clam shell
29:38or situation
29:40oh that's okay
29:43a little champagne
29:45it's very good luck
29:45we have three different oysters
29:49with different salsas
29:51ajà aguachile
29:52green apple aguachile
29:53and a ponzu
29:54thank you David
29:55gracias
29:56gracias
29:56try not to eat this on our white pants
29:58yeah I already have s***
29:59so what do I care
30:00okay I'm just busting your balls
30:03that is always going to happen on a first date
30:05but a little spill
30:07busting is usually the second day
30:09cheers to that
30:11let's go
30:11ready
30:11okay
30:19okay
30:19Ashley
30:19you look so dapper
30:22you look so dapper
30:22I would like to first share with you a cacao drink
30:28which is for having a connection with your heart and your soul
30:31now you are ready for making your own chocolate
30:36oh okay okay
30:38around the waist
30:39yes
30:40thank you
30:41the date is is cool
30:46like first of all Ashley
30:47she had this dress with like flowers on her body
30:49it was body
30:50that's when I knew I was like
30:51I don't really want to be like Ashley's friend no more
30:53I feel it
30:54I feel myself getting more open
30:55yeah
30:56I feel it
30:57hi there
31:03hey
31:04how are you
31:05good
31:05wow look at you
31:07hello
31:08you look amazing
31:09thank you
31:10I'm excited to get to know Earl better
31:14he's wearing the white shoes again
31:15oh look at this
31:21oh
31:21it presents you the cheese
31:23wow
31:24thank you
31:25this looks like brie to me
31:27try that one
31:28okay
31:28it's got kind of a spice to it doesn't it
31:37it's a little tangy
31:38it's unique
31:39you might have to eat some of it
31:42because I don't want to have salt in
31:43I got you
31:44but I will never be able to finish this bowl of seeds or whatever
31:47well I don't think we're supposed to eat them
31:49oh
31:50Earl
31:50okay good
31:51so what do you look for in a man
31:55transparency
31:57very important
31:58accountability
31:58I like that
32:00okay
32:00not a lot of people are
32:01and sexually
32:02proficient
32:05oh
32:05absolutely
32:06so
32:07Jay's in the middle of like
32:09do I want to bang him and
32:11or do I just want to get to know him better
32:13because
32:14yes he's attractive
32:15but he's just not turning on
32:18the juices for Giselle to feel like
32:21ah
32:22this is it
32:23let me get it on
32:24he's just a little boring
32:26do you have a one that got away
32:27no
32:29every guy
32:30every
32:30every guy
32:32has the one that got away
32:33yeah maybe
32:34yeah all right
32:35yeah
32:35what about you
32:36no
32:37but I've had several guys tell me that I'm the one that got away
32:41oh so you're a heartbreaker
32:42oh so you're a heartbreaker
32:42um
32:44yeah
32:45probably
32:45I want to show you an exercise that we do in the Mayan tradition
32:52take one bean and try to peel it
32:56try not to break it
32:57are you getting it
32:58yeah it's a metaphor man
33:00yeah come on
33:01oh
33:01we have a winner
33:03in the Mayan tradition
33:05if you can open the bean and not breaking it
33:08it means that you are ready to get married
33:10okay
33:11oh
33:12I came here with the idea that I'm open to marriage and so the call be let y'all know I wasn't lying
33:20it's nice to know that Wale knows how to handle a bean if you know what I mean
33:23you destroyed that thing
33:24I hope that thing
33:25let's try this one
33:31okay I want to say cheers to you
33:34I really appreciate you coming here and making yourself vulnerable
33:39that meant a lot to me so
33:41it's very sweet of you to say
33:42I thought I said it way too soon
33:44you know
33:44oh
33:45thank you
33:46and I have a long laundry list of stuff
33:48yeah
33:49that about me
33:50and so
33:52yeah I haven't had the best year
33:54I went down a rabbit hole path
33:58like I was miserable
33:59so I'd cope
34:00I'd drink all the time
34:01and I never drink and drive
34:04but I got in my car
34:05went
34:05lost control
34:07and hit a planter
34:08at the house across the street
34:09and it was everywhere in the media
34:11within 12 hours
34:12what
34:13Shannon Bedore
34:14drove her car into a home
34:17and then decided to leave
34:18I was going to keep my recent past
34:21close to my chest for a little while
34:23but I don't know
34:25Earl just made me feel comfortable enough to share
34:28I've always felt that I've been a good example for my girls
34:32and to go through something as embarrassing and publicly like that at my age
34:38for you to
34:40think about how it's impacting your kids
34:42tells me a lot about your heart
34:43everything is a learning experience
34:45Shannon opening up to me
34:48about the DUI
34:49I felt honored that she felt comfortable enough to talk to me about it
34:53she was going through a rough spot
34:55and I don't know one person that hasn't
34:57so I don't judge
34:58you're very kind eyes
35:02thank you
35:03boy
35:05those eyes looked right through me there
35:07what's the day-to-day like for you
35:11and where we come
35:12when I get up I go surfing for a few hours
35:14and uh
35:15I'm retired
35:16right
35:16so
35:17don't you get bored
35:18I don't get bored
35:19you don't
35:19I don't
35:20when there's no waves
35:20I get very bored
35:21I'll put you on a board
35:22I'm terrible at surfing
35:24what else do you like to do
35:26I work on my house
35:28I do a lot of planting around my house
35:30so you're like a homebody
35:31I'm a homebody
35:31I don't know if I could like
35:34retire on a beach
35:35you know what I mean
35:36I'm like an action figure
35:37it's good to relax
35:39a good place to go to
35:40to relax
35:41and
35:41unwind
35:43so
35:43should we take a walk on the beach
35:45yeah let's take a walk
35:46let's do it
35:47you see it's beautiful over there
35:50I know right
35:50this is like the perfect date
35:54I'm glad you asked me
35:58wow
36:00this is such a great
36:03beautiful moon
36:04wow
36:06after this kiss
36:08I don't really feel the chemistry
36:09so
36:10you know
36:11I think the oysters aphrodisiacs thing
36:12is an old wives tale
36:14I'm not sure Jerry's
36:15quite right for me
36:16okay I'm done
36:24hey everybody
36:26hello guys
36:27look who it is
36:28hi guys
36:29hi there we go
36:30can we go get a drink
36:31yeah let's do that
36:32let's do that
36:32let's get
36:33yeah
36:33absolutely
36:34does anyone have Earl's number
36:35no
36:36Earl the Pearl
36:39them gators are dancing
36:42hello
36:44hello
36:48you're not putting the alligators in for a swim huh
36:50no
36:51need a drink
36:54do you want to go get one
36:55mm-hmm
36:55okay
36:55yeah
36:56this is
36:57it's a little dodgy
36:58I have never dated more than one person at the same time
37:04how do you do that
37:05do you do that
37:06well
37:07yeah
37:08well hello Dolly
37:11oh thank you
37:13you don't owe Earl anything
37:14we're at the Love Hotel
37:15this is the place where you can
37:17but you're supposed to do it
37:19I took a year and a half off dating
37:21I go all right look
37:23I really want to find somebody
37:24but at my age
37:25time becomes precious
37:27as soon as you realize you're mortal
37:29for me it was 60 years old
37:31yeah
37:31but now I start to pay attention
37:33to do I want to invest time
37:34in another person
37:37I say the same thing
37:39I feel like I have kind of one more shot
37:41I have one more shot
37:42and I want to make sure I choose
37:44correctly so
37:46yeah
37:46yeah
37:46Jay did you want me to sit back down today
37:51you gotta hook me up
37:52make sure you know
37:53putting a couple good words on me
37:54I'm gonna do my part
37:55yeah all right
37:56we're team team Jay
37:57yeah team Jay
37:58I'm a team Jay fan
37:59uh
38:00um
38:01okay
38:02listen
38:03there's Jay
38:04and there's seven other men
38:05so I'm not putting all my eggs
38:06in Jay's basket
38:07I just met the basket
38:09and you've been to 49 states
38:10I have not been to 49 states
38:12so like
38:13it's like
38:14wait what is he doing
38:15I'm insecure because
38:18Giselle is beautiful
38:19so
38:19you know
38:20you want to be liked
38:22and you know
38:22what if
38:23they don't
38:24we were together for 17 years
38:28but we tried to have kids
38:29couldn't
38:29my next wife after that
38:31a few years
38:31we have
38:32you'll have kids
38:33our two boys yeah
38:33oh wow
38:34you know
38:36I didn't see Ralph coming
38:38but he's here
38:39and
38:39you know what
38:40Ralph is
38:42a cutie pie
38:43and then you got a divorce again
38:45yeah
38:46you're not
38:47you're not doing well
38:47with this marriage thing
38:49well why do you think I'm here
38:50oh gosh
38:55I just thought
38:55we had such an amazing
38:57mini date yesterday
38:58yeah
38:58I would hate for it
39:00to just end at that
39:01and I would love
39:02to take you on
39:03one of these
39:03spectacular dates
39:05hopefully
39:05I get that opportunity
39:07I think so
39:09page wise
39:10Nick is like
39:11sort of the sweet spot
39:12for me
39:12I'm just intrigued by him
39:14little little cheers
39:14cheers
39:15oh is it empty
39:16no
39:17because you know
39:17it's bad luck
39:18and bad sex
39:19yeah yeah yeah
39:20yeah for that one
39:21similarly
39:22I really am intrigued
39:23by Wale
39:24I just don't think
39:25that's fair to myself
39:26this early on in the process
39:28to be tied down
39:29hey
39:31hey hey
39:32can I sit with you guys
39:34actually
39:34can I walk you
39:35to your room
39:36yeah
39:37you've been missed
39:40by who
39:41by me
39:42oh really
39:43yeah absolutely
39:44I appreciate all the time
39:45we've been together
39:45oh it's so beautiful
39:49it's very romantical
39:51super romantic
39:52as we're walking up
39:54to my room
39:55I just know this is it
39:56Wale's probably
39:59licking his lips
40:00checking his breath
40:02teeing it all up
40:04because he's definitely
40:05going to plant a smooch
40:06on me
40:06well thank you
40:07for watching me
40:08it's a pleasure
40:09thank you
40:11you're welcome
40:11always
40:12yeah good to see you
40:13likewise
40:14great date
40:14thank you
40:16have a good night
40:17you too
40:17and you was to say
40:24good night
40:24kiss me
40:30Jesus
40:30oh my god
40:32I understand being
40:33chivalrous and all
40:34but you gotta be a little
40:35freaky too
40:36you know
40:36yeah I fumbled
40:37like I really didn't
40:39kiss Ashley
40:40and I don't know why
40:41I just froze up
40:42like this is your moment
40:44god what do you have
40:57in store for me
40:58I'm gonna sing you
41:07the proper goodbye
41:08is that ok
41:08yes
41:09oh
41:11hey
41:13that was very nice
41:17what a nice surprise
41:18thanks
41:19love hotel is love
41:28hoteling baby
41:29this season on bravo's
41:34love hotel
41:34I'm gonna date
41:36multiple people
41:36this isn't some sex hotel
41:38is it
41:39booty call
41:41just do a little hop hop
41:44a little hop hop
41:45did you kiss it
41:46but it's not that good
41:47who would you like
41:49to take out
41:50on this one-on-one take
41:51girl
41:51I'm gonna be honest
41:53with you Shannon
41:53yes I'm gonna take
41:54your man
41:55is this a joke
41:56no one touched Luann
41:59because she's my girl
42:00no I'm not
42:01this is red flag
42:02red flag and red flag
42:03I'm not your ex
42:04I'm not even close
42:05to your ex
42:05ok
42:05don't touch my girlfriend
42:07ok
42:08I heard him
42:08screaming at me
42:09I think he's full of
42:10I punch you
42:11you can't come in here
42:12and say that bull
42:13you're beautiful
42:14you deserve better
42:15yeah you look great
42:15ok
42:16it's time for you
42:17to make your final decision
42:18this is really really
42:20hard for me
42:21I'm scared
42:22I'm honestly torn
42:23about who I would choose
42:25help me to make a mistake
42:27you just have to follow
42:29your heart
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