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00:01Previously on Desperate Housewives
00:03I really don't want you to go.
00:04This will make us enough money to get Paul out of our house.
00:06Mike took a job in Alaska.
00:08I'm trying to treat you like a lady.
00:10Bree's new romance got serious.
00:13So you're saying you like me how I am?
00:15Very much.
00:16Paul's bride pushed him to the breaking point.
00:20I want you gone by the end of the week.
00:22But she was strongly encouraged.
00:24Bye, Mama.
00:25To save her marriage.
00:30Humiliation.
00:34It's something we all try to avoid.
00:37Whenever possible.
00:41But unfortunately,
00:43there are some days when we can't help but fall.
00:47Flat on our face.
00:50You okay?
00:53I'm fine. I'm not mortified.
00:55But fine.
00:56What happened?
00:57I don't know.
00:58I'm thinking about how hot it was and I didn't pay attention to where I was going.
01:03Well, for a second there I was wondering if you fell on purpose.
01:06On purpose?
01:07A broken leg.
01:08A great excuse to get out to dinner with my parents.
01:11Don't be silly.
01:12I'm looking forward to meeting your parents.
01:15Can we sit for a minute?
01:17The heat is really starting to get to me.
01:20Really? It's not that hot.
01:23Are you kidding? It feels like someone turned on a furnace.
01:28Are you okay?
01:30Have I been pushing you too hard?
01:31No, no. I'm having the time of my life.
01:35I just need to rest for a tiny little...
01:38So what happened?
01:47I'm not exactly sure.
01:49She probably just overexerted herself.
01:51This is beyond embarrassing.
01:53There's a lemonade stand over there. Should I get her something to drink?
01:55Good idea. She might be dehydrated.
01:57This is ridiculous. I had a bottle of water an hour ago and I did not overexert myself.
02:02I happen to be in very good shape.
02:04Your heart rate is a bit elevated.
02:06Well, probably from the stress of having all these strangers gawk at me.
02:13Oh my lord. It's happening again.
02:16Do you see this? It's like a wave of heat just coursing through my body.
02:21Oh.
02:23What is happening to me? Am I having a stroke?
02:25Honey, you're just having a hot flash.
02:27A what?
02:28Yeah, it's no big deal. We all have to go through the change sometime.
02:31Wait, are you saying?
02:33Yep. You've started menopause.
02:37Humiliation.
02:38So did we figure out what was wrong?
02:40It's something we all try to avoid.
02:42It's no big deal. She just had...
02:44Indigestion. I never should have let you buy me that hot dog.
02:48Especially women who date younger men.
03:01It was morning in suburbia.
03:06A time for women to attend to their husbands' needs.
03:11And while Tom Scavo's wife was setting out the sports section.
03:15And Carlos Solis' wife was removing lint from his suit.
03:19And Roy Bender's wife was cleaning his dentures.
03:26Paul Young's wife was resting.
03:30Because she had already attended to her husband's needs all night long.
03:40For what?
03:42For the most amazing night.
03:44So I didn't disappoint you?
03:46Are you kidding?
03:48I'm so glad.
03:50I must say, for a virgin, you were certainly open-minded.
03:53My whole life I heard people talk about sex.
04:00They always made such a big deal about it.
04:03And don't get me wrong.
04:05It was very interesting.
04:08But lying here quietly...
04:11This is my favorite part.
04:14It's wonderful, isn't it?
04:15So, would you like to do it again?
04:24I hear that men like sex in the morning.
04:27I must say, so far your research is flawless.
04:40Beth, I'm gonna need a rain check.
04:42Why?
04:43I have business to attend to.
04:46Who is that man?
04:49Derek Yeager.
04:51My cellmate from prison.
04:57So, have you thought about my offer?
05:00I have.
05:02I actually think starting an interior design business is interesting.
05:06Interesting? It's genius.
05:09You know what an artistic eye I have.
05:11Oh, my God.
05:13Are you doing what I think you're doing?
05:14If you think I'm trying to stuff my boob in my daughter's mouth, then yes.
05:19It's so unnatural.
05:21So...
05:25What do you say?
05:26I will woo the clients, be the face of the company, while you do all the businessy stuff.
05:32It would be nice to be my own boss.
05:34Okay.
05:35I'm in.
05:36And if we work out of your place, I can bring the baby with me.
05:39Ooh, that won't work.
05:41Everything in my place is metal and sharp.
05:43No, it isn't.
05:44Well, then I'll have metal and sharp things brought in.
05:47The baby's at my house.
05:48Well, then we'll have to work here.
05:50Right.
05:51Potential clients would be so impressed when they walked into this tipped-over hamper.
05:56Get a nanny.
05:57I've been trying.
05:59It's not that easy.
06:00Well, then I'll find someone.
06:02There's gotta be some poor schlub out there who's trustworthy and desperate for money.
06:06I don't like this kind.
06:10Honey, it's cheaper.
06:12But it doesn't have a prize.
06:16The prize that comes with this cereal is we can afford the milk.
06:20Okay, that's $61.48.
06:23Even with all the coupons?
06:27Nothing in there.
06:30Let me see if I can put something back.
06:32My fabric doesn't have to be that soft.
06:37Hey, meat is murder, right?
06:43Okay, you know, just put $20 on this.
06:46I'll pay the rest in cash.
06:48Care to donate a dollar to St. Matthew's Kids?
06:51What?
06:52It's for poor people.
06:53You give a dollar, I ring the bell, everyone knows you donated.
06:57Has that piercing affected your sight?
06:59I'm counting pennies here.
07:00Lady, we're supposed to ask everyone.
07:03Calm down.
07:04Calm down?
07:06I can't afford to buy my kids the cereal he likes.
07:08He's gotta eat this cardboard crap.
07:11Ooh, nickel in the swear jar.
07:13And that used to be a quarter in the swear jar.
07:15We've even had to mark down our swears.
07:17So don't talk to me about the poor, because I am the poor.
07:21Where's my little jar at the checkout stand?
07:24There is none.
07:25Don't feel bad.
07:26She screamed at our dry cleaners, too.
07:29You burnt the meatloaf again?
07:30It's just a little crispy.
07:31It'll be fine.
07:32And what's with the candles and the good china?
07:33Is it our anniversary?
07:34Ow!
07:35Why are you hitting me?
07:36Because you don't listen to me.
07:37I told you last night Bob was coming for dinner.
07:38Oh, right.
07:39Boo.
07:40What was that for?
07:41Not knowing when our anniversary is.
07:42Okay.
07:43When is it?
07:44I don't have time for this.
07:45Bob is gonna be here any second.
07:46Do I have to eat with you guys?
07:47Bob and I have nothing in common.
07:48I'm sorry he's not all.
07:49See the game last night.
07:50Check out the jugs on her.
07:51Hey!
07:52Pull my finger.
07:53I did that.
07:54I'm sorry to eat every time.
07:55I'm sorry to eat every time.
07:56I'm sorry to eat every time.
07:57I don't have time for this.
07:58Check out the jugs on her.
07:59Hey!
08:00Pull my finger!
08:01I did that.
08:02Yeah!
08:03Wow, it's good.
08:04I did.
08:05It was a great guy.
08:06You went to it.
08:07Oh, I'm sorry.
08:08Someone else.
08:09Oh, my girl, I'm sorry.
08:10You're not too old.
08:11Oh, I'm sorry.
08:12Hey!
08:13You're not too old.
08:14What's this?
08:15I did that one time.
08:17At my cousin's funeral!
08:19You're right.
08:21I am unfit to socialize with your classy gay boyfriend.
08:24I should be forced to eat by myself in front of the game.
08:27No! You are having dinner with Bob and that is all there is to it!
08:30For God's sakes, he helped us find our biological daughter.
08:33We owe him more than we can ever repay.
08:35Then shouldn't we take him out for a nice meal instead of forcing him to eat that briquette you call meatloaf?
08:45I hope the pot roast isn't too dry.
08:58It's good.
09:00He's an ex-con.
09:02He's just happy there's no ground glass in it.
09:08It must be nice for you two to see each other again.
09:11How long were you roommates?
09:12Cellmates.
09:13Jaeger and I spent two years together.
09:15We kind of looked out for each other.
09:17That's lovely.
09:21If I may ask Jaeger, what were you, I believe their phrase is, in for?
09:31Well, you know what?
09:32Sometimes when people steal stuff, they give it to another guy who sells it for them.
09:38Yes.
09:39A fence.
09:40Right.
09:43I'll kill the fence.
09:45Oh.
09:47Well, how about that?
09:50We may want to keep that story to ourselves.
09:52I'm sure the people in the lane would be unsettled to learn that their new neighbor was a convicted murderer.
09:57Neighbor?
09:59Yes.
10:01Jaeger's going to be staying at my old house for a while.
10:03He's doing a little work for me.
10:04What kind of work?
10:05There's nothing you need to worry about.
10:07I'm not worried about it.
10:08I just want to know.
10:10Darling, I'm not trying to exclude you.
10:13I'm trying to protect you.
10:15From what?
10:16Beth, let's enjoy our dinner.
10:18We have a guest.
10:19And this is Grace at Halloween.
10:20Oh, she's beautiful, Gabby.
10:21And so sweet.
10:22Getting to know her has been such a blessing.
10:23Carlos and I will never be able to thank you enough.
10:24Hey, I just made some calls.
10:25No, you did more than that.
10:26No, you did more than that.
10:27You changed our lives.
10:28Yeah.
10:29So, we wanted to give you these as a token of our appreciation.
10:32Orchestra seats to cats.
10:33What's wrong?
10:34I thought you loved musicals.
10:35That was Lee.
10:36He was the show queen.
10:37When I found out he saw Annie six times, even I wanted to gay bash him.
10:39Oh.
10:40Oh.
10:41Oh.
10:42Oh.
10:43Oh.
10:44Oh.
10:45Oh.
10:46Oh.
10:47Oh.
10:48Oh.
10:49Oh.
10:50Oh.
10:51Oh.
10:52Oh.
10:53Oh.
10:54Oh.
10:55Oh.
10:56Oh.
10:57Oh.
10:58Oh.
10:59Oh.
11:00Oh.
11:01Oh.
11:02Oh.
11:03Oh.
11:04Oh.
11:05Okay.
11:06Well, I want to get you tickets to something.
11:07Do you like the opera?
11:08Figure skating.
11:09Beauty pageants.
11:10Barbara?
11:11Sorry.
11:13Ever think the reason Lee broke up with you is you're not gay?
11:17Hey, what can I say?
11:18Give me a beer and a college basketball game?
11:20I'm happy.
11:21You're kidding.
11:22Who do you like this year?
11:23Well, Duke's got most of its starters coming back this year, so...
11:24Hey, hey, hey.
11:25You kiss boys with that mouth?
11:26No.
11:27Oh.
11:28Hey, hey, hey, you kiss boys with that mouth?
11:30Bob, I give basketball tickets all the time.
11:32You want to go to a game this week?
11:34Are you serious?
11:35Oh, I meant, you know there's a game on tonight.
11:37Maybe after dessert we can turn around.
11:40What's wrong?
11:41I thought I knew you.
11:43Now, all of a sudden, you're talking beer and basketball?
11:46It's like you're not even a...
11:47A tired gay stereotype?
11:49Exactly. It's very upsetting.
11:52I'll tell you what. Let us watch the game.
11:54During halftime, I'll come back in and tell you how great you look in your Dolce Gabbana.
11:58Versace.
12:02Just go. I can't even look at you right now.
12:07Menopause? You're not old enough to be going through menopause.
12:10And more importantly, I'm not old enough to have a friend going through menopause.
12:13This has completely blindsided me.
12:16These last few weeks being with Keith, I have felt so alive.
12:19Even when I was young, I didn't feel this young.
12:22But now...
12:22Oh, I hate to spoil the announcement of your death sentence, but life does go on.
12:26And there is an upside. I'd love to skip those three days a month when I'm cranky and irritable.
12:31Just three days, huh?
12:33Oh, this couldn't have come at a worse time.
12:36I'm sure it'll be the end of my relationship with Keith.
12:38Why do you say that?
12:39Oh, here's why. Check out my girlfriend.
12:40The one with the pit stains and the estrogen patch.
12:43Exactly. Now he'll be looking for some fresh young thing who doesn't retain water and can still bear him children.
12:48So why tell him?
12:49I have to. We're in a relationship.
12:51Where'd you get that? The big book of staying single?
12:54There is no reason you have to tell your boyfriend the absolute truth about yourself.
12:57Yeah, we let him in all the time.
12:59I don't.
13:00Oh, please. You're telling me you never pretended you liked football.
13:02Or laughed at a Three Stooges movie?
13:06Or faked an orgasm just to make him stop?
13:10Hey, just for the record, I love football.
13:14Stooges are damn funny.
13:16And I've never asked a man to stop.
13:21Interesting.
13:22Susan, Renee Perry here.
13:28Listen, Lynette and I are starting a fabulous interior design business.
13:33Anyway, I hear you've got some time on your hands and we could really use your help.
13:37The pay's good and the hours are flexible.
13:40Now, we're at Lynette's if you're interested.
13:42Oh! What just happened?
13:45Oh, your mommy just got a job as an interior designer!
13:48Oh, my gosh.
13:54Susan!
13:55I came over as soon as I got Renee's message.
13:58Oh, I would love to help you guys out.
14:02But...
14:03I told her about the job.
14:05Renee!
14:06Oh, why not?
14:07She's obviously flat broke.
14:09No one lives downwind from a pet store by choice.
14:13It's true. I need to work.
14:15Well, obviously, you're more than qualified.
14:17But are you sure it won't be weird?
14:19I mean, we're friends.
14:20Oh, I think that's a plus.
14:22I just want to make sure that...
14:24Oh, for God's sake, the woman wants to be your nanny.
14:26Hire her.
14:28Excuse me for not wanting to ruin one of my closest friendships.
14:31You didn't worry that working together would ruin our friendship.
14:34Go figure.
14:36Well, if you're cool with this, I would love you to start right away.
14:40What do you think?
14:40I think my dear friend just offered me a job.
14:46How could I say no?
14:53Mrs. Vandekamp.
14:55Hi, I'm Dr. Wagner.
14:57Oh, I usually see Dr. Shapiro.
14:59She's on maternity leave.
15:01Oh, well, there's some salt in the wound.
15:03Yes, so I see you're here to talk about menopause.
15:07And frankly, you're in luck.
15:09In addition to being a gynecologist for 20 years, I am going through the change myself.
15:15Is it awful?
15:16The way I look at it, we've earned this.
15:19It's like getting a watch when you retire from a job well done.
15:23I suppose.
15:24But still, I was hoping you could give me something to mask the symptoms.
15:27See, I'm recently divorced, and I'm dating someone who is significantly younger than me.
15:32I understand.
15:33And might I add, check you out.
15:36Oh!
15:37Well, I must say, I highly recommend the younger man experience.
15:41The stamina can be quite invigorating.
15:44Heard tell.
15:45And in the interest of keeping this going as long as possible, I am prepared to lie.
15:51So, do you think you can help me put menopause on pause?
15:55I think so.
15:55But we have a duty as women of a certain age to keep this sizzling relationship going.
16:00So, let's talk about some therapies.
16:10Hey!
16:11I was in the neighborhood and thought, you know who I haven't seen lately, Gabby?
16:14Oh.
16:15Okay.
16:16I'd love to catch up, but it's 11 o'clock.
16:18And I was about to go to...
16:20So, how are things?
16:20Love the highlights.
16:21You totally make those shoes work.
16:24They're slippers.
16:25Uh-huh.
16:26Uh-huh.
16:26So, that was fun.
16:27Hey, talk to Bob lately.
16:27Anything new going on with Bob?
16:30I don't think so.
16:31Don't cover for him.
16:33He's seeing someone.
16:34What makes you say that?
16:36Jason told Hunter, who told Sergio, who told me, that Bob has been seen out three times
16:40as some hunky Latino.
16:42No, no, no.
16:42Bob's not seeing anyone.
16:44Oh, fine.
16:44Then I will go tell Hunter to tell Sergio to tell Jason that he's a liar.
16:47No, no, no, no, no.
16:48The hunky Latino is Carlos.
16:50He and Bob have been hanging out.
16:53What?
16:54Yeah, so you have nothing to worry about.
16:56No.
16:57No, no, that means we both have something to worry about.
17:00Huh?
17:00Look, I hate to break it to you, but Bob's always had a major crush on Carlos.
17:04What?
17:05I hate to break it to Bob, but Carlos is as straight as they come.
17:08So is Bob's college roommate.
17:10And his thesis advisor.
17:11And his basketball coach.
17:13Well, that's why he likes basketball.
17:15Bob's college nickname was Flipper.
17:17And it wasn't because of his dolphin tattoo.
17:19Okay, this is crazy.
17:21Bob isn't going to flip Carlos.
17:22Wait, let me tell you his game.
17:24First he takes them out drinking.
17:25Then he gets them really hammered.
17:27Then, when their defenses are down, he flips them.
17:31Well, I mean, not literally.
17:32Yeah, actually, sometimes literally.
17:33Uh, Lee, I think I know my husband.
17:36He's not passing up these chimichangas for a plate of Franks and beans?
17:40Okay, I don't know what that means, but he just threw a Mexican food for me.
17:50Oh, my God, I can't let Bob see me like this.
17:52Well, use the back door.
17:54I always do.
17:59Hey!
18:00Where you guys been?
18:01The game ended hours ago.
18:03We went out to a bar.
18:04You can't buy me drinks.
18:05I'm so hammered.
18:10Psst!
18:18So I've come up with a marketing plan and a billing structure.
18:21Oh, and I filed for a license with the city so we can get a discount with our suppliers.
18:25Are you listening to me?
18:27I'm sorry, that was so dull, I actually started to dream.
18:31Hey, how's it going?
18:36Oh, fine.
18:37Paige is asleep.
18:38That quickly?
18:39What's your secret?
18:41Whiskey?
18:42I'm not judging.
18:42I just want to know.
18:44No, just Rockter.
18:47Hey!
18:48Have you heard from Mike?
18:49How's Alaska?
18:50She's fine.
18:51Thanks for asking.
18:56Did you guys know that the state of Rhode Island can fit into Alaska 424 times?
19:03Read that once on a cup.
19:05Never forgot it.
19:06When we're wooing clients, let me do the talking.
19:11So, since I'm not busy, where do you keep your dirty laundry?
19:15Oh, honey, you don't have to do the laundry.
19:18Sit down.
19:19I'll open some wine.
19:19Nope, thanks.
19:20I'm on the clock.
19:21I'd rather get work done.
19:22Well, if you're looking for something to do, I'd love some more iced tea.
19:26Renee, that is not her job.
19:29That is her job.
19:30Susan, I didn't mean you needed...
19:36You're right.
19:36This is my job.
19:42I don't know what to do, Mama.
19:43He won't tell me why he's trying to buy all these houses.
19:46And now he's got a murderer moving into one of them.
19:54Hold on.
19:57I've got an idea.
20:00Well, hello there.
20:07Paul went to the store.
20:11Will he be gone for a while?
20:13Yeah.
20:16Sure is a mess in here.
20:19Can't help but wonder what you boys are up to.
20:22You want to know what's going on?
20:24Talk to your husband.
20:25You saw me.
20:27I tried.
20:28He's keeping me in the dark for some reason.
20:31Lacerdeen, you and him.
20:36You want to keep his confidence.
20:39I get that.
20:41But please.
20:43I'm just so worried.
20:45Lady.
20:47I'm not comfortable with you getting this close.
20:49Why?
20:52Oh.
20:54You're a parolee.
20:56You can't afford to get in any trouble, can you?
20:58That's right.
21:00You got accused of a crime.
21:02They might lock you up for good.
21:05Huh?
21:11What are you doing?
21:12When I tell people you attacked me, I want it to look realistic.
21:16What the hell?
21:16I've never heard a woman in my life.
21:18You think the police are going to care about that?
21:23You're a convicted felon.
21:25Can't be doing this.
21:26I already got two strikes.
21:28I don't like to be unpleasant, Mr. Yeager.
21:30Really.
21:31I don't.
21:32But I am going to find out what my husband is up to, one way or the other.
21:44Hey, hon.
21:45We have to take the girls to shoe shopping this weekend.
21:47What's better for you, Saturday or Sunday?
21:48Neither.
21:49I'm going to Rancho Pines for the weekend.
21:50Oh, you're going to play golf?
21:51Sounds like fun.
21:52Yeah.
21:53Bob invited me.
21:55Bob?
21:56You going with Bob?
21:57Uh-huh.
21:58He got us a suite at the lodge.
22:00Oh.
22:00So this is a sleepover?
22:02That's a 6 a.m. tea time.
22:04Bob says that'll be a lot easier.
22:06Bet he did.
22:09But why not get your own room?
22:11Bob says he got the last one available.
22:13What?
22:14You're just trusting Bob left and right, aren't you?
22:16What do you mean?
22:18I'm just surprised.
22:19That's all.
22:20One week we hate the gays.
22:21The next week we let him watch his shower.
22:23It's kind of kooky, don't you think?
22:24What the hell are you talking about?
22:26Open your eyes.
22:27This trip is not about golf for Bob.
22:29It is about seduction.
22:31Really?
22:32That's great, because I was actually planning on turning gay this weekend.
22:35Don't joke like that.
22:36Can't you tell I'm upset?
22:37I can, but I don't know why.
22:39Even if Bob wanted to seduce me, which I doubt.
22:41Do you really think I'd go along with it?
22:43Well, no.
22:44Then why does this bother you so much?
22:46I don't know.
22:47It just does.
22:51Fine.
22:53I won't go.
22:55Really?
23:00I certainly wouldn't want to do anything that makes you think I'm gay.
23:04In that case, ditch the moisturizer.
23:06Oh, I really hope your parents like me.
23:11Relax.
23:12Don't leave the groundwork.
23:12I told them they were smart and beautiful and a terrific cook.
23:15And what did they say about the age difference?
23:17Nothing.
23:18I didn't tell them.
23:19What?
23:19Why?
23:20Because you look so fantastic.
23:21I don't even think they're going to notice.
23:23But I don't want them to think we're trying to put one over on you.
23:25Here we go.
23:26Dad.
23:27Mom, I'd like you to meet Bree.
23:28Well, hi.
23:30I'm Richard.
23:32This is my wife, Mary.
23:37Wow.
23:38Check you out.
23:46Bree.
23:47Keith tells us you're a professional chef.
23:50I was.
23:50Now I just cook for fun.
23:53Oh.
23:53Me?
23:54I'm retired from the army.
23:56So as long as it doesn't come in a can, it tastes good to me.
23:59Oh, a military man.
24:00You must have some fascinating stories.
24:03I don't know.
24:04Mary's the one with the stories.
24:06Guess what she does for a living.
24:09Yes.
24:10Take a wild guess.
24:13She's a doctor.
24:15As a matter of fact, I have a brand new, incredible work story.
24:20Would you like to hear it?
24:21No.
24:21No, because I realize that as a doctor, you're prevented ethically from talking about your
24:27patients.
24:29Depends how drunk I am.
24:33So the army.
24:35Can I just thank you for keeping our country safe?
24:38Let's talk about you, Bree.
24:40I don't know if you realize this, but you are the first girlfriend that Keith has introduced
24:44us to.
24:45So you must be very special.
24:48Yes, Keith.
24:48It seems serious.
24:49Is Bree the one who's going to be giving me my grandchildren?
24:54Mom?
24:56Ignore Mary.
24:56No, no, no.
24:57Ignore Mary.
24:57Grandchildren are her big thing.
24:59No, I just think that when you reach this point in a relationship, it's something you
25:02should talk about.
25:03There's plenty of time for that.
25:05No, not as much as you may think.
25:08Weather!
25:09Mary, stop it.
25:11I think you're embarrassing Bree.
25:12Oh, no, no, no.
25:13I'm fine.
25:13It's just a little warm in here.
25:16Are you sure?
25:18Because this is exactly what happened to you at the park the other day.
25:22Mom, could you take a look at her?
25:23Of course.
25:25Bree, why don't you tell me your symptoms?
25:28Honestly, it's nothing.
25:29I just get a little warm sometimes.
25:33Would you say that the sensation comes on suddenly like a flash of hotness?
25:40No, not at all.
25:42Let's just drop it.
25:44Well, you seemed so irritated.
25:45Before, you were so pleasant.
25:47Would you say that your moods swing suddenly like this?
25:51What are you doing?
25:53Stop badgering.
25:54I'm not badgering.
25:55I'm simply asking her to tell the truth.
25:58Is that something that's also difficult for you these days, Bree?
26:01Telling the truth?
26:03Oh, for God's sake.
26:05I am going through menopause, okay?
26:08That is what Dr. Wagner is so delicately trying to say.
26:12Now, if you'll excuse me, I am going to the kitchen to ask them if I can stand in their
26:16walk-in freezer.
26:21Guess what else?
26:26It's not her real hair color, either.
26:31Okay.
26:32Sorry.
26:32We should get going, Barbara.
26:33We have a seven o'clock reservation.
26:35And we have a whole presentation for you after dessert.
26:38Oh, I don't know if I can wait that long.
26:40Can I have a sneak peek?
26:42Um, sure.
26:48This is for your daughter's room.
26:50Uh, we were thinking all the furniture in an antique white and, uh, pale rose for the
26:56walls.
26:56It's both elegant and feminine.
26:59You don't feel it might be a little old for her?
27:02She's only seven.
27:03Oh, no, trust me.
27:04This color works for all ages.
27:06It's a classic look.
27:09Or, just an idea, but maybe you could do something more playful.
27:14I painted the characters from the Knights of the Round Table in my son's room, and he loved
27:19it.
27:20And maybe your daughter has a favorite character from a movie or a book?
27:24I'm sorry.
27:25We haven't been introduced.
27:26I'm Barbara Fine.
27:27This is Susan Delfino.
27:29The nanny.
27:32Well, Susan, it's a great idea.
27:34I'm going to call my daughter and see if there are any characters that she would love to see
27:37on her wall.
27:39You should show her your other sketches.
27:40She's good.
27:44What the hell was that?
27:48Uh, it was just a thought.
27:50I think she liked it.
27:51I don't care.
27:52It made us look like idiots.
27:53That was not my intention.
27:55Regardless, I do not appreciate being upstaged by the woman who does the dishes.
27:59She had no right to talk to you like that.
28:04No, no.
28:06I crossed the line.
28:11Okay, done.
28:12You ready to go?
28:16Yeah.
28:22Hey, Bob.
28:23Can I borrow a couple of bags?
28:29Hey, what the hell was that about?
28:34Your husband canceled our golf trip.
28:38Did he?
28:39He said you think I'm planning to seduce him.
28:43We should talk about that.
28:45After I get the eggs.
28:46Why would you even go there?
28:49Look, I know about your history, Bob.
28:52Or should I say, flipper?
28:54Ah.
28:55Well, Lee's a fine one to talk to.
28:57Did he tell you about the summer he stalked Ryan Seacrest?
28:59Okay, look.
29:00I don't want to fight about this.
29:01How could you think that, Gabby?
29:02You know me.
29:04No, I don't.
29:05I thought I did.
29:06I thought you were a fun gay guy who I had something in common with.
29:09And then I find out you're into sports and spending time with my husband.
29:12What the hell was that about?
29:13It's about me being lonely.
29:17You ever see anybody coming around here to visit me?
29:19You ever see me going out on a Saturday night?
29:22Ever since Lee left, all they do is work and come home to an empty house.
29:26You know, I was so happy to get your invitation to dinner.
29:32And when Carlos wanted to hang out, I thought, this is great.
29:34I've got a social life again.
29:36Now to find out, you thought I had an agenda?
29:43Bob, I'm sorry.
29:44I didn't know.
29:45Well, now you do.
29:47I'll get those eggs for you.
29:55Carlos can go on the weekend.
29:59Really?
30:01Yeah.
30:04Thanks.
30:09Go!
30:09And if you ever do feel the need to flip a straight guy in the lane, I'd start with Tom Scavo.
30:13I always felt he was three beers away.
30:17Two.
30:29How was your meeting?
30:31Good.
30:32Barbara's going to hire us.
30:33We're officially a design firm.
30:36That's great.
30:39Can I ask you something?
30:41Are you upset with this arrangement?
30:44Because I'm getting a vibe.
30:48I should go.
30:54You are out of diapers.
30:56Pick some up tomorrow.
30:58Susan, please, I need to know, are you angry with me?
31:03Yes.
31:04Yes, I'm angry.
31:05Why?
31:05All I did was give you a job.
31:07You have the wrong job.
31:08When Renee called me, I thought you were asking me to work with you in the design firm.
31:14Oh, no.
31:15I was so excited.
31:16I knew I'd be good at that.
31:17And then I find out you just want me to be your nanny.
31:20I had no idea.
31:21You know, and don't get me wrong, I love you for the gesture, but I hate you for it, too,
31:27because I'm not in the position to say no.
31:30I am beyond sorry.
31:35It's okay.
31:37It's just this awful reminder that all of my friends look at me differently now.
31:42I'm the poor one.
31:44Susan, these money troubles, they're temporary, but how we feel about you, our friendship, that's
31:50never going to change.
31:52Thank you for that.
31:58Oh, come here.
32:02You know, I've never said this to a nanny before.
32:06How about we go downstairs and get a little drunk?
32:10But you're the boss.
32:13Are you coming to bed?
32:22I want to make love again.
32:26With an invitation like that?
32:28No.
32:31Let me.
32:33You've turned out to be the perfect wife.
32:36That's sweet.
32:37But not entirely true.
32:40You don't think I'm trustworthy?
32:42What?
32:44You won't tell me why you're moving your ex-salmate into your old house.
32:49Darling, I'd prefer not to discuss that right now.
32:52You don't need to.
32:54Yake already told me what you're up to.
32:56What?
32:58We had a nice, long chat.
33:00He told me what you've got planned for our neighbors.
33:04I must say, I was shocked.
33:07To say the least.
33:09I know what I'm doing might sound crazy to you.
33:12But you don't understand how much I despise these people.
33:16You don't understand how much I need these people to suffer for what they did to me.
33:20That's where you're wrong, Paul.
33:23I understand vengeance.
33:26Completely.
33:26Well, you really are the perfect wife.
33:40I'm sorry I left the restaurant like that.
33:57I just couldn't go back to that table and face your mother.
33:59So why didn't you tell me about the whole menopause thing?
34:09I was afraid of how you'd react.
34:11You really think I would care about something like that?
34:13Oh, Keith.
34:15I like you.
34:17More than I ever intended to.
34:23I always knew there was an expiration date on this relationship.
34:28What?
34:29You are 17 years younger than me.
34:33That's a big number.
34:34It means something.
34:35Not to me.
34:36It might.
34:39There are other considerations.
34:42So you can't get pregnant.
34:44Who cares?
34:45That doesn't bother you?
34:46No.
34:48No.
34:49We could adopt.
34:51So long as I get to teach someone how to throw a ball,
34:53I don't care whose DNA they got.
34:58Oh, Keith.
34:59Not only can I not have children.
35:07I don't want them.
35:11I've already done that.
35:13It was wonderful, but I've done it.
35:23Oh.
35:23And you, you are going to be such an amazing father,
35:31and I would never ask you to give up that experience.
35:34Why are we even talking about this?
35:36We've been dating for two months.
35:37What?
35:39It's too soon to talk about kids, right?
35:44I suppose.
35:46Let's take our time.
35:47I just want to, I...
35:53I just want us to keep being happy, okay?
36:14Hey.
36:15I was just about to head over to your place to pick up Carlos.
36:17Yeah, about that.
36:18Uh, I've decided Carlos shouldn't go with you this weekend.
36:21What?
36:21Oh, for God's sake.
36:24Uh, wait, let me finish.
36:26I've been thinking about what you told me,
36:28and I realized there's somebody else you'd have more fun with.
36:39You've got to be kidding.
36:40Gabby called to say that you were lonely and depressed,
36:43and once I stopped laughing, I actually felt bad for you.
36:45We only broke up four months ago.
36:47How did you gain this much weight?
36:48Okay, okay, now that we're done saying hello,
36:52let's talk about this fabulous weekend.
36:54Did you seriously think I would take him?
36:56We broke up.
36:57And it's time to put the pieces back together.
37:00Let's be honest, you've been miserable without Lee.
37:03And you've been miserable without Bob.
37:04That's why you're getting so fat.
37:07You may not think I'm your friend, but I am.
37:09And I am smart enough to know that you need something more in your life
37:12than a straight guy to go play golf with.
37:16You need somebody to love.
37:21And you need somebody who will love you back.
37:26Gabby, I appreciate what you're doing,
37:28and I think Lee knows I still love him,
37:31but there are still huge issues between us.
37:34Maybe it's time to work those out.
37:38I'd hate to see that fabulous resort we can go to waste.
37:41Oh, come on, talk to each other.
37:43Do it for me.
37:44As your friend.
37:45Come on.
37:54Oh, I forgot.
37:58One more thing.
37:59Okay, never mind.
38:04I'm good.
38:18Humiliation.
38:21It's not always something we can avoid.
38:24We may have wives who insult our masculinity.
38:34We may take jobs we feel are beneath us.
38:40We may have boyfriends who make us feel old.
38:47Yes, there are all sorts of ways to be humiliated in life.
38:52But the surest way to get your dignity back
38:56is to get what you've been waiting for.
38:59I found out what Paul is up to.
39:02He told me everything.
39:07Oh, baby.
39:10I'm so proud of you.
39:15Thank you, Mama.
39:16I'm so proud of you.