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00:01Previously on Desperate Housewives, Renee and Tom discussed their past.
00:05I seem to remember you caught me in a towel then, too.
00:08Bree's Thanksgiving dinner.
00:10I want a divorce.
00:11I'm happy to oblige.
00:13Dad.
00:13Mom.
00:14Went up in flames.
00:16Look who's here.
00:17Gabby's dinner ended when Hector got arrested.
00:20I think they're illegals.
00:21I have to move out of our house.
00:23And she was afraid of losing her biological daughter, Grace.
00:27Stay with us until we can figure things out.
00:28And Paul's plan.
00:30You are the proud new owner of your old house.
00:32Was set in motion.
00:40So Paige and I will be at the park for about 30 minutes.
00:43Great.
00:43I should have all the clothes packed up by then.
00:46Oh, shoot.
00:46I forgot the pacifier.
00:47I didn't.
00:48It's in the diaper bag.
00:49Have a good time.
00:51There are certain things every parent must remember.
00:55Which toys can't be thrown away.
00:58Which vegetables must not be served.
01:03Which clothes should never be mended.
01:07But the one thing every parent can forget
01:10is how quickly their children grow up.
01:15Hey.
01:18What's going on in here?
01:19Uh, Lisa Ellison is pregnant.
01:22So I'm going to give her some baby clothes.
01:24Paige has grown out of all her onesies.
01:26Wow.
01:27That was fast.
01:28So fast.
01:29Isn't there a way we could keep her small?
01:30Well, we can stop feeding her.
01:32And then we can save money on food and clothes.
01:36Hey, you okay?
01:37Yeah, it just hit me that this is my last onesie.
01:41After Paige, no more babies.
01:43Isn't that what you wanted?
01:45I mean, weren't you the one who threw confetti
01:47after the doctor tied your tubes?
01:49Yes, but now I'm thinking that it's just going by too quick.
01:52And before you know it, they'll be grown.
01:54It'll just be you and me.
01:57Yeah.
01:57You know what the best part of that is?
01:59No.
01:59It'll just be you and me.
02:02Ah.
02:03What are you doing?
02:05Giving you a review of what our retirement's going to be like.
02:10Oh.
02:11What about, what about the kids?
02:15They all left for school.
02:16I saw them.
02:20But in the nursery?
02:22In front of Peter Pan?
02:24It's about time he grew up.
02:26Oh!
02:26Oh!
02:27Oh!
02:27Oh!
02:32Yes, there are certain things every parent must remember.
02:37Ah!
02:38Oh!
02:39I forgot Paige's doll.
02:41I'll tell her it's dead.
02:45Locking the door is one of them.
02:54It's a question we all ask ourselves.
03:03Do I trust the folks who live next door?
03:11Can I count on the woman who lives down the block?
03:14Will that couple across the street be there when I need them?
03:24Yes.
03:25Good neighbors are people we can rely on.
03:29Great neighbors are the ones who do exactly what they are told.
03:34So this is what you want me to sign?
03:37Yes.
03:38Down at the bottom.
03:42Is there a problem?
03:44I'm just a little sad, that's all.
03:46Now what do you have to be sad about?
03:47I'm paying you well over market value.
03:49I know, it's just, I love the lane.
03:52Everybody's always been so kind to me to just up and move at my age.
03:57The neighborhood is about to change.
04:00In a few months you won't recognize the street.
04:02It's better to go now, with your memories intact.
04:06What do you mean it's going to change?
04:09You don't have to worry about that.
04:11All you need to know is that I'm helping you.
04:13I am so sorry I got hung up.
04:22Don't worry, it's done.
04:24Mr. Scully's sold, but I had a lot of details to work on.
04:27I mean, link the vest row, disclosure agreements.
04:28You'll still get your commission.
04:29Okay, so, what happens now?
04:32Now?
04:34Now I let the neighborhood in on my plan.
04:38Plan?
04:39You have a plan?
04:43Oh, so now she knocks.
05:00It's Susan, I'm entering the house.
05:03It's okay, Susan, we are totally closed.
05:07Oh.
05:10Sweetie, you avoided making eye contact with us all day yesterday.
05:13Can we move past this?
05:14Yeah, I think the only fair thing now is for us to see you and Mike naked.
05:19Okay, you're right.
05:20It's not funny.
05:27Yeah?
05:27I just want to say congratulations.
05:29For what?
05:31Well, I don't mean to be crass, but when I walked in on you guys,
05:34I couldn't help but notice that Tom is quite...
05:38gifted.
05:40Oh, that!
05:41When I opened the door, I thought you two had company.
05:45I mean, I'm not sure if it was all the tiny furniture in the nursery, but he...
05:49Look!
05:50I get it, I get it.
05:51I'm a very lucky woman.
05:52So, why haven't you ever mentioned it to me and the girls?
05:55Mention it?
05:56When we went for margaritas that night,
05:58and we all kind of told each other about our husband's accomplishments,
06:02how come you never told us you were sleeping with Tommy Tripod?
06:05Tommy Tripod?
06:06How many more of these do you have?
06:08Six.
06:11I'm serious.
06:13You were so tight-lipped that we just assumed that Tom was one of those, you know,
06:17button-on-a-fur coat kind of guys.
06:18It's just something I don't care to advertise.
06:22What do I care if people think he's got a dinky one?
06:30Hey, Carmen.
06:32What's with the map?
06:33I just spoke to Hector.
06:35Oh my God, how is he?
06:36Where is he?
06:38Staying with his cousins in Sabinas, Mexico.
06:40Well, Grace and I will be leaving for Texas in two days.
06:44What?
06:45So soon?
06:47Gabby, we discussed this.
06:48We're staying with people we know for a few weeks
06:50until Hector crosses the border and joins us.
06:53And then what?
06:55I guess we'll try to get jobs.
06:57Find a place to live.
06:58Where?
06:58What jobs?
06:59You have a daughter.
07:00You're dragging into all this.
07:02Grace is a strong girl.
07:03Yes, I know.
07:04But is this what's best for her?
07:07Okay, look, I'm just putting it out there.
07:10Let Grace stay here with us.
07:14Just until you and Hector get settled.
07:16That could take months.
07:17I don't mind.
07:18That way she can at least stay in school.
07:20She'll be safe.
07:21Be with family.
07:23Hector and I are all the family she needs.
07:26She comes with me.
07:28Carmen, I don't mean to make you mad.
07:30It's just, I have a say in this too.
07:32I'm her birth mother.
07:34And I'm Juanitas.
07:35Does that mean I should take her with me?
07:36Take her where?
07:37To run?
07:38To hide?
07:39That's the life you're making Grace live.
07:40But here, she can have anything she wants, just like Juanita.
07:44Oh, so she can become a spoiled girl who never thinks of others, just like Juanita.
07:48Hey, there's nothing wrong with my kid.
07:50No, you're right.
07:52It's not her fault she's being raised by a bad mother.
07:55And if a life of running and hiding keeps that from happening to Grace, then that's what I'll do.
08:00So we'll just tell people that you slipped in the bathroom and bumped your head.
08:08We're old.
08:09People expect that.
08:10What were you thinking with that book?
08:12I thought it would add a little spice.
08:13Kama Sutra.
08:14Kama Sutras.
08:16Where'd that come from?
08:19Wasn't there yesterday.
08:20Take these.
08:23Take these one.
08:24I've got to make sure people know about this.
08:26Go, go, go, go, go, go.
08:38Correctional center?
08:38What is that?
08:39A jail?
08:40I called the city.
08:41They say it's transitional housing for felons under house arrest.
08:44A halfway house for convicts on our street?
08:46Exactly.
08:47I don't understand the city bought this house.
08:49No, I didn't.
08:51You're responsible for this?
08:53Sure am.
08:54What could you possibly be thinking?
08:58The day I was released from prison, I felt so blessed.
09:03I knew that I was coming home to the loving embrace of this beautiful neighborhood.
09:08And most inmates, when they're released, don't have that kind of support.
09:11Most of them are isolated, which leads them to commit more crimes.
09:15Bringing them to a place like this, where they can interact with folks like you,
09:20might just keep a few of them from making that unfortunate choice.
09:24Come on, Paul.
09:25We've got children here.
09:27And I'm not spending my golden years borrowing a cup of sugar from drug dealers and rapists.
09:31I'm all for charity, but our neighborhood can't handle something like this.
09:35Apparently, I have more faith in you people than you do.
09:39Oh, my God.
09:40In a way, this halfway house will be a testament to how I feel about each and every one of you.
10:03Renee?
10:03Renee?
10:04Oh, I've really got to start knocking.
10:19What?
10:42Lynette asked me to bring over this birthday card that got delivered to her house by mistake.
10:46Thanks so much.
10:47She can toss it.
10:48You're not going to read it?
10:49Come on.
10:50Someone who loves you took the time to send a card.
10:54Happy birthday from Dr. Frank at Midtown Dental.
10:59Oh, look.
10:59You're due for a cleaning.
11:01Goodbye, Susan.
11:02No, wait.
11:03So, it's your birthday, huh?
11:05Do you have something special planned?
11:07I haven't celebrated my birthday since the third time I turned 28.
11:10Hey, what do you say you and I go out?
11:13No candles, no cake, no singing, just enough booze to wash away the pain.
11:18Why do you assume I'm in pain?
11:22Uh, I was talking about my pain.
11:26I have really been missing Mike since he's been in Alaska and, oh, I have a bunion that's bothering me.
11:31Oh, fine, fine.
11:32We'll have dinner.
11:34Let's just make it early.
11:35I want to have a backup dinner lined up just in case this one gets too depressing.
11:39Oh, I promise you're going to have a great time.
11:43Hey, there's my favorite lawyer.
11:46As it happens, I need some good legal advice.
11:48You mean free legal advice.
11:49Well, yeah, free is good.
11:52So, let's say, hypothetically, I know a woman who's in this country illegally.
11:57You mean Carmen?
11:58She's not the only legal I know.
12:00Half of Carl's family scaled offence at some point.
12:02Now, let's say this woman's daughter is an American citizen.
12:06You mean Grace?
12:08Hello?
12:08Still hypothetically.
12:10Now, could the daughter stay here with another family if, say, somebody anonymously reported the mother to immigration?
12:19Yeah, as long as it's not the somebody who called immigration, because hypothetically, she'd be burning in hell.
12:25Come on!
12:27Carmen wants to drag Grace all over Guadalas somewhere while Hector figures out a way to sneak back into the country.
12:32Gabby, you can't do this.
12:33They're a family.
12:34Just tell me, is it legal or not for me to keep her?
12:37Yes, technically it's legal.
12:38But just because something's legal doesn't make it right.
12:41Okay, jeez.
12:42You don't have to jump down my throat.
12:44Like I said, it was just hypothetical.
12:46Hypothetical.
12:46Yeah, hi.
12:58Can I get the number for the immigration department, please?
13:03What do you want for dinner?
13:04Pasta?
13:05Meatloaf?
13:06I don't care.
13:07Meatloaf's good.
13:08Why don't you talk about my penis?
13:10Excuse me?
13:14I overheard you and Susan talking.
13:16I was surprised to find you'd never bragged about me.
13:21There's a reason they call them private parts.
13:23And why would you care anyway?
13:24I know what you gals talk about when you get together.
13:28Gabby lets everyone know how much money Carlos has.
13:31Susan talks about what a badass Mike is.
13:34So?
13:35So do I always have to be the joke?
13:38The one who paid too much for the car?
13:40The one who cried when the cop pulled him over?
13:42You don't have a problem sharing my screw-ups.
13:44But God forbid you can make this one little victory.
13:46Are we really having this conversation?
13:50I am just saying.
13:51For once, it would be nice if you gave me a little good press.
13:55You know, tell your friends what I bring to the table.
14:00Please don't put it on the table.
14:05I'm sorry.
14:06I was looking for my contractor boyfriend, not a suave international spy.
14:11Well, the restaurant is pretty, uh, how they could say it, snazzy.
14:15Brie, you look wonderful.
14:19Telly?
14:20Hang on.
14:21Yeah, I just gotta grab one thing out of my room.
14:23Okay.
14:28Oh, hey, Brie.
14:29I heard the door.
14:30I thought you were pizza.
14:32Hello, Richard.
14:32Are we going to bed or getting up?
14:35I don't know.
14:35Let's see.
14:37Ah, wheel of fortune.
14:39Getting up.
14:43So, how are you doing?
14:45Not so hot.
14:47Mary's lawyer called today.
14:48We're starting our divorce proceedings.
14:50I'm so sorry.
14:51Oh, the marriage has been over for a long time, but I had no idea what a kick in the gut this
14:54was going to be.
14:55I guess it's just hitting me that I could be alone for the rest of my life.
15:00Richard, that's ridiculous.
15:01Take a look in the mirror.
15:03I mean, after you shower.
15:04You are a catch.
15:08You're smart, adventurous, very handsome.
15:11For a tired old guy in his fifties.
15:13Stop wallowing in self-pity.
15:15You were a major in the army.
15:17Be strong.
15:19The army is easy.
15:20There's structure.
15:20They tell you what to do.
15:21You do it.
15:22But this...
15:22Fine, then I'll tell you what to do.
15:24Turn up the TV.
15:26Get dressed.
15:26And get out of this apartment.
15:28And do what?
15:47Ready to go?
15:49Change of plans.
15:50I've invited your father to join us.
15:53I hope you don't mind.
15:55Bree could see that I'm a little down.
15:57No.
15:57No, it's fine.
15:59It's not like I had anything special planned.
16:06Thanks.
16:08Okay, I checked the bylaws.
16:10We can all relax.
16:11Paul can't open a halfway house on this street without approval from the Homeowners Association.
16:15And since he only has one house?
16:17He only gets one vote.
16:18No way he gets a majority.
16:20Thank God.
16:21Let's call a meeting of the association and take a vote so we can get this over with.
16:24Does this seem too easy?
16:26See, I mean, Paul's a smart guy.
16:27He wouldn't pull a stunt like this unless he thought he could get away with it.
16:30I wish Mike were here.
16:31He'd just go over there and scare some sense into him.
16:33Do we know any other macho guys who could do the job?
16:37What about Carlos?
16:39Oh, forget Carlos.
16:40We've got a guy right here that can do the job.
16:44Brian.
16:45Not me.
16:47Hey, what about the gay?
16:48He looks like he could do some damage.
16:50Okay.
16:53How about I just refresh everyone's coffee because it looks like that's all I'm good for.
16:56Oh, can you be a love and bring back more of these cookies?
16:59You okay?
17:08Bob, Roy, your friends think everybody on the street is tougher than me.
17:12That's ridiculous.
17:14Hey, how about we send Lynette over there?
17:16She's got a set of cojones on her.
17:18You see, you see, this is all your fault.
17:20Well, how is it my fault?
17:22Because you never say anything positive about me.
17:24God forbid you talk me up, make these people think I'm a real man.
17:27A real man?
17:27Are you suggesting we make this meeting a forum for your talent?
17:31Why is it so hard for you to say nice things about me?
17:32I do all the time.
17:34No, but you prefer to emasculate me.
17:35Emasculate?
17:36You know I don't.
17:37Yes, you do.
17:37Yes, you do.
17:38Don't.
17:38Oh, you want me to talk you up?
17:39Yeah, that would be great.
17:40I'll talk you up.
17:41Listen, everybody, I've got an idea.
17:42If we need someone to intimidate Paul, Tom can do it.
17:45In the men's room.
17:48What?
17:48Oh, you didn't hear?
17:50Tom's packing.
17:51We're talking big, circus big.
17:55So big he can drive in the carpool lane when he's alone.
17:58L-Lenaire?
17:58If it falls in the forest, believe me, it makes a sound.
18:01The Washington Monument looks at it and says,
18:04I want to be you when I grow up.
18:11Gee, you'd think she'd smile more.
18:21Grace, you want to go to the kitchen for a little bit?
18:33Why?
18:34Maybe make yourself a snack.
18:38You are such a brave little girl.
18:40If anything bad ever happens, you are surrounded by people who love you.
18:43What are you talking about?
18:44Gabby!
18:46Immigration's here.
18:47The menu took daddy?
18:49Don't worry, Grace.
18:50Everything's going to be okay.
18:51Mama!
18:53Grace, listen to me.
18:55Go upstairs to Juanita's room and do not move until I tell you.
18:58No, Mama.
18:58I want to stay with you.
18:59I'll be fine.
19:02I love you.
19:04I love you.
19:06Go.
19:07Go.
19:11These people are going to take me.
19:13I need you to look after my baby.
19:18You're not going anywhere.
19:27Can I help you?
19:29I'm Agent Jackson from ICE.
19:31We're looking for Carmen Sanchez.
19:32Is that you?
19:33Okay, Mrs. Solis.
19:34I'm going to the store now for oven cleaner.
19:36Are you Carmen Sanchez?
19:38Si.
19:39Ma'am, we're from U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement.
19:43Ay, Dios mio.
19:45I might be late tomorrow.
19:50This is lovely, Keith.
19:52Yeah, but it feels like something's missing.
19:54What is it?
19:54Oh, I know.
19:56My father.
19:57Oh, I'm sorry.
19:57I know we've been having a lot of dinners with him lately.
20:00That's okay.
20:00It's really sweet the way you've been looking after him.
20:02But I'm really glad it's just us tonight.
20:04Me too.
20:06I'll check on our table.
20:07Want to grab me a drink?
20:08Yeah, whiskey up.
20:09Ice water back.
20:09Can I help you?
20:16Watson, party of two.
20:18I'm the one who called earlier.
20:19Oh, yes, of course.
20:21Would you like the ring delivered in our chocolate souffle?
20:23Oh, no.
20:24I'm too nervous to wait for dessert.
20:26How about an appetizer?
20:27We have the jumbo shrimp cocktail.
20:29Not jumbo.
20:30I don't want the shrimp to make the ring look small.
20:35Bree?
20:35It's me, Tracy.
20:37Tracy Miller.
20:39Of course.
20:40It's been years.
20:42You look incredible.
20:44Look at me.
20:44I'm a stick.
20:45I've lost a ton.
20:47Good for you.
20:48What's Adam doing these days?
20:50Sitting in his studio apartment and cursing my divorce lawyer for taking all of his money.
20:56I'm so sorry.
20:57Oh, don't be.
20:58I'm doing great.
20:59They're ready for us.
21:00Oh, my God.
21:01Is this Andrew?
21:02I can't believe how grown up he is.
21:05No, this is my boyfriend, Keith.
21:09Wow.
21:10I guess we're both doing great.
21:15After the mudslides, there was a knotwork of cholera.
21:18Half my village died.
21:20That's when we paid the coyote to bring us over the border.
21:24Jeez, cholera?
21:26Getting shot at?
21:27Doesn't anyone have a happy story about coming to this country?
21:30Gabriel Solis, your husband is here.
21:34Oh.
21:36Ah.
21:38Good luck.
21:39I'm sure I'll see you all again.
21:40You seem like a very persistent lot.
21:48You okay?
21:49As long as you're not mad at me.
21:51Are you kidding?
21:52It's a very brave thing that you did for Carmen.
21:55Yeah, well, you know me.
21:57Always thinking about others.
22:00So where are Carmen and Grace?
22:02Carmen was too scared to stay at the house, so I put them up at a motel.
22:06You can tell them everything's fine.
22:07They can come home now.
22:08Gabby, you just made fools out of a U.S. government agency.
22:12Our house isn't safe anymore.
22:14Carmen and Grace are leaving for Texas in the morning.
22:16Isn't this romantic?
22:22Like I said, I wanted this to be a special night for the two of us.
22:29Son of a bitch.
22:32Well, hey, you two.
22:33Richard, hi.
22:34What are you doing here?
22:35I thought if Keith were bringing a great cook like you here, it's got to be good.
22:38So, I thought I'd order some takeout.
22:41Takeout.
22:42Good idea.
22:43Yeah, I thought maybe I'd take the food home and eat in front of the TV.
22:52Of course, it is Friday.
22:53There's probably nothing on.
22:55So, I guess I'll just eat over the sink.
23:00Well, Richard, if you don't have plans, would you like to join us?
23:04Of course he has plans.
23:05Didn't you hear about the sink?
23:06I would love to.
23:09Let me get another chair.
23:09What are you doing?
23:13The man is clearly in pain.
23:15It's not your responsibility to cheer him up.
23:17When he is tired of being alone, he will meet somebody.
23:26Maybe sooner than you think.
23:29Tracy, I cannot get around great you look.
23:31What is your secret?
23:32Revenge.
23:34After I lost the weight, I took a picture of myself naked and sent it to my ex to rub his face in it.
23:39Or to show him what he can't rub his face in.
23:44Am I right?
23:47You know, Richard, speaking of...
23:51Tracy here has an incredible singing voice.
23:54Oh, really?
23:55Yes, we met in church choir.
23:57Didn't you say you sang in your church choir?
23:59Still do.
23:59I love it.
24:00Yeah.
24:00I don't sing anymore.
24:01Or believe in God.
24:03Really?
24:04Yeah.
24:04It's kind of hard to believe in a higher power when you're on your knees begging for help for your nightmare of a life and you get squat.
24:10So, yes, that's how we met, the choir.
24:18Well, Tracy, not that God needs defending, but as someone who's been in combat, I have found my faith to be a comfort in difficult times.
24:26Isn't that refreshing, a man with old-fashioned values?
24:29I think we should cut all funding to the military and pour it into the schools.
24:32I hope they'll teach Arabic in those schools.
24:37So shall we order?
24:38Brie, can I talk to you for a sec?
24:40Mm-hmm.
24:45Shall we order?
24:46Are you not sitting at that table?
24:47This plan of yours isn't working.
24:48I admit, she was much nicer when she was fat.
24:51Look, you need to get them out of here.
24:52I have to talk to you about something really important.
24:55What is it?
24:55I can't just blurt it out.
24:57It needs to be done just right.
24:58Hey, did anyone order a shrimp cocktail with a puny engagement ring on the side?
25:03Oh, crap.
25:04Keith, what is that?
25:05No, no, no, forget you ever saw this.
25:06But, Keith.
25:07I don't want to hear your answer, Brie.
25:08This is not how this is happening.
25:10You never should have invited him to stay here.
25:13You've ruined this entire thing.
25:14And so did you.
25:16And so did you.
25:23Well, he certainly killed the evening.
25:25So on Sunday, I make a big roast chicken.
25:33Then on Monday, I turn that into chicken salad.
25:35And on Tuesday, chicken soup.
25:36It's amazing how you can stretch a simple chicken.
25:40Into a 45-minute story.
25:43When you said you were the fun one on the lane, who was your competition?
25:46The mailbox?
25:47I was just trying to cheer you up.
25:50Oh, who said I need cheering up?
25:52Well, I saw you crying yesterday.
25:59Oh, God's sake.
26:01This is a pity dinner?
26:03No, I just, I know what you're going through.
26:06Birthdays are hard, especially when you're single.
26:08But I guarantee you, you're going to meet someone you're a very attractive woman.
26:15You think that's what I was crying about?
26:19Hey, you find me attractive?
26:24Yes.
26:24Would you want to go out with me?
26:27Yeah.
26:28We have to be very discreet because my girlfriend...
26:31See, I have no problem getting a guy.
26:34So why the sob fest?
26:36Do we really have to talk about this?
26:39No.
26:40On Wednesday, I make chicken pot pie.
26:42Okay, okay.
26:43Here's why I was crying.
26:46I was thinking about this great guy from my past.
26:52Oh.
26:54It was over 20 years ago.
26:57We only had one weekend together, but...
27:01The way he made me feel.
27:03And the older I get, I keep thinking that...
27:07He was the one.
27:08And I let him slip away.
27:15What?
27:16That doesn't sound like you.
27:20There was someone else in the picture.
27:22Listen, we never know what's going to happen.
27:29I mean, Mike and I had our share of setbacks.
27:33But I never gave up.
27:35I never stopped dreaming that maybe one day it would work out.
27:39And neither should you.
27:40You know what, Susan, I just figured out your thing.
27:48You aren't the fun one.
27:52You're the smart one.
27:53Oh, you're good.
28:06I'll give you that.
28:08It speaks.
28:08Just when I think you can't find new ways to embarrass me, you top yourself.
28:12Well done, nutcracker.
28:16Wait a minute.
28:17Wait, wait a minute.
28:18We were having a discussion about the future of our community, and you attacked me and turned
28:23it into a referendum about your manhood.
28:24You know, I wish I didn't have to do that, but I'm tired of all of our friends thinking
28:27that I'm just a buffoon.
28:29Buffoon?
28:30Are you insane?
28:32Every woman on this street constantly tells me that I have the perfect husband.
28:36They do not.
28:37They do.
28:38Gabby says that she wishes Carlos was thoughtful like you.
28:41Susan wishes Mike had your sense of humor.
28:43Bree says she's never seen a better dad.
28:45But why do you sound annoyed by that?
28:47How many people go up to you and tell you you have the perfect wife?
28:53Take your time.
28:55Well, lots.
28:57Oh, wrong.
28:58I know how our friends see us.
29:00You're the hardworking, nice guy, and I am the bitch.
29:03I am the one who's constantly emasculating her husband.
29:06I'm the one who can't wait to get away from her kids and go back to work.
29:09No, people don't say that.
29:10See, you are so nice.
29:12You can't even tell me the truth.
29:14For almost 20 years, all I've heard is how incredibly lucky I am to have a guy like you.
29:20So if I don't constantly brag about how great you are, it's only because I don't want
29:26to be reminded of how much I don't deserve you.
29:36You know, I'm the one who should be bragging to all the neighbors.
29:41Telling them how lucky I am to be married to a woman who's still sexy as all get-out.
29:51Who makes me laugh.
29:55And whose heart is so big that even after raising five children,
29:59she still cries when she has to pack away the last onesie.
30:04I didn't cry.
30:09Okay, I teared up a bit.
30:17You know what I'm in the mood to do?
30:21I have an idea.
30:23It did everything but tap me on the shoulder.
30:25And that's how you get out of paying for a taxi.
30:37Well, we weren't in a taxi.
30:38We were in my car.
30:39But now I know why you showed me your boobs.
30:41Okay, that's a lot of stares.
30:43How does sleeping on the couch sound?
30:46You know something?
30:47I told them that you were this mousy little loser.
30:51Actually, you told that to me.
30:53Oh, I'm sorry.
30:55Because I really like you now.
30:57You're nice.
30:58Much nicer than that, Susan.
31:02Okay.
31:05Nighty night.
31:09You gonna be okay?
31:11I thought I was.
31:13I thought I could live down the street for him, but it's so hard.
31:18Wait.
31:20The guy you're in love with?
31:21He lives here.
31:23Yeah.
31:25Tom.
31:28Tom?
31:31Tom Scalo?
31:33Yeah.
31:35Oh, the love of my life.
31:38Oh.
31:48Hey, Richard.
31:49I was looking for Keith.
31:50Is he here?
31:51No, he went for a walk.
31:53You want to wait for him?
31:55If you don't mind.
31:59I am so sorry that I ruined your evening.
32:02Well, to be fair, you had some help.
32:05Still, if I had any idea who was going to propose.
32:07No one was more surprised than me.
32:11It was none of my business, but if he'd pulled it off, what would you have said?
32:18Speaking as your respective father-in-law, of course.
32:21Um, I don't know.
32:24It's all a little sudden.
32:26Yeah, that's Keith.
32:28He's always been an impulsive kid, never really thinks things through.
32:31Well, actually, his spontaneity is one of the things I love about him.
32:34Can I be honest with you?
32:39I would never put you and Keith together.
32:45Oh?
32:47Yeah, I see you with someone steady or reliable.
32:53Someone who shares your faith.
32:54Your old-fashioned values.
32:58Someone more of your own age.
32:59Well, that being said, I really do love your son.
33:11Oh, hey, I love him, too.
33:13Like I said, he's a great kid.
33:17I should go.
33:25Really?
33:28Please tell him that I stopped by.
33:29It's been so wonderful getting to know you.
33:42You too, Mrs. Solis.
33:47What are you doing?
33:49Memorizing your face.
33:52Texas is far away, and I don't know when I'm going to see you again.
33:55Maybe someday.
33:57Yeah, maybe someday.
33:59Can I tell you something, Grace?
34:04I grew up just like you.
34:06I didn't have a lot of pretty things.
34:10But I never let that stop me from going after any dream I wanted.
34:16So you remember that, okay?
34:19Gabby.
34:21They need to go.
34:22Oh, I wish you could stay with us.
34:32Gabby.
34:33Oh, okay.
34:35Okay.
34:35I'm sorry about what I said about Juanita the other day.
34:51Don't worry about it.
34:55We should go.
34:56Go ahead.
35:00Thank you for taking care of my baby.
35:08Thank you for taking care of mine.
35:11Oh, God.
35:23Oh, God.
35:31Oh, God.
35:35Hey, everybody, quiet down.
35:43This shouldn't take too long.
35:44We only have one order of business on the agenda tonight, and that is the new halfway house
35:48that is scheduled to open in the property owned by Paul Young.
35:53So let's jump right to the vote.
35:56All those opposed to the halfway house?
35:59Madam Chairwoman, point of order.
36:01According to our bylaws, we have to have a 48-hour notice before a vote.
36:05We'll still vote the same way in two days, and you'll still lose.
36:07Yeah, that'll be 14 to 1.
36:08And we'll take another vote to kick you off the street.
36:11And that'll be 14 to 1, too.
36:14You might want to check your math.
36:15I have at least seven votes.
36:19How do you figure that?
36:20With the acquisition of Mr. Sully's place, I now own seven houses on Wisteria Lane.
36:29What?
36:30I used the settlement I got for my wrongful incarceration to acquire the extra property.
36:34Didn't I, Lee?
36:38You knew about this?
36:40He was my realtor.
36:42Couldn't have done it without him.
36:43He just hired me.
36:44I didn't know he was evil.
36:46How much money did you make from these deals, anyway?
36:48Not that much.
36:50So that's why you tried to buy my house.
36:56You never told us about that.
36:58I made it pretty clear how I felt about his offer.
37:01Well, none of this matters.
37:03Seven houses isn't enough to win the vote.
37:05That's an excellent point, Gabby.
37:07I need one more.
37:08And since this halfway house means a lot to me, I intend to get it.
37:13Well, we're not going to sell to you.
37:15I don't need all of you to sell.
37:17Just one.
37:19So if you're sure it won't happen, there won't be a problem.
37:22But if someone should sell, you'll have hardened criminals on this street.
37:26What do you think that will do to your property values?
37:28Oh, my God.
37:31You can't scare us.
37:32Well, maybe not you, Carlos.
37:33You're rich.
37:34But what about, uh, Mitzi Kinski?
37:37What about me?
37:39We all know you've been laid off.
37:40I can offer you well above market value.
37:43Or you, Mrs. McCluskey.
37:48I bet your entire life savings is tied up in your home.
37:52And Susan, my offer still stands.
37:54We all know Mike had to go to Alaska because of your financial problems.
37:57But if you lose half the equity in your house, will he ever be able to come back?
38:07How much above market value?
38:09Mitzi.
38:10Look, I don't want to sell.
38:11But if somebody else does, I'm screwed.
38:13No one else is going to sell.
38:15We have to stick together.
38:17Hey, hey, hey.
38:18What's with all the whispering?
38:19This is private.
38:20Do you mind?
38:21Yes, I do.
38:21We're all waiting for you to tell Paul to shove it.
38:24We're just trying to figure out how to handle this.
38:26There is nothing to figure out.
38:27Hey, moneybags.
38:28Don't yell at her.
38:30This is exactly what he's trying to do.
38:31He's trying to turn the whole lady.
38:32What the hell were you thinking?
38:34Well, I didn't know what he was up to.
38:35You sold him seven houses.
38:36You didn't think that was a little strange?
38:38This is not his fault.
38:39He's back the hell off.
38:39Of course it's his fault.
38:40Okay, guys, come on, everybody.
38:41Calm down.
38:42We're not going to let you destroy this street.
38:48I don't have to.
38:50You're going to do it yourselves.
38:54It's a question we all ask ourselves.
38:57Do I trust the people who live next door?
39:05Will that couple across the street be there when I need them?
39:12Can I count on the woman who lives down the block?
39:15Yes, good neighbors are people we can rely on.
39:22But if we discover our neighbors can't be trusted,
39:27then it may be time to move.
39:52Bye.