Not Rated | 1h 25min | Comedy
Berg a twenty-something Wall Street drone who is becoming more and more fed up with the hustle and bustle of the business-world rat-race. Finally deciding to leave it all behind, Berg moves to his grandmother's Summer home in the small town of Fitzwilliam, New Hampshire. With his girlfriend and four cousins along for the ride, Berg is able to relive his youthful days spent at the house. After some relaxation and soul-searching, Berg announces a major life decision that shocks everyone.
Director: Wendall Adams
Writer: Wendall Adams
Stars: Anson Scoville, Hugh Eaton, Georgia Lyman
Berg a twenty-something Wall Street drone who is becoming more and more fed up with the hustle and bustle of the business-world rat-race. Finally deciding to leave it all behind, Berg moves to his grandmother's Summer home in the small town of Fitzwilliam, New Hampshire. With his girlfriend and four cousins along for the ride, Berg is able to relive his youthful days spent at the house. After some relaxation and soul-searching, Berg announces a major life decision that shocks everyone.
Director: Wendall Adams
Writer: Wendall Adams
Stars: Anson Scoville, Hugh Eaton, Georgia Lyman
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00:00:00Clock ticking.
00:00:14Alarm clock rings.
00:00:20Beep.
00:00:21Beep.
00:00:22Beep.
00:00:51Beep.
00:00:52Beep.
00:00:53Beep.
00:00:54Beep.
00:01:20New York City.
00:01:38Sometimes it feels like the center of the world and never like home.
00:01:46My name is Berg Minton Marsh III.
00:01:52I'm on a path.
00:01:54The right schools, the right job, the right friends, the right clothes.
00:02:06The future was simple.
00:02:07All I had to do was keep moving forward.
00:02:14My parents died when I was very young.
00:02:19Before their deaths I had the perfect childhood.
00:02:24I was idyllic.
00:02:27But now it feels like a whole different life.
00:02:31A whole different me.
00:02:33And the further away I get from it,
00:02:35the more lost I feel.
00:02:40Lately I began to wonder,
00:02:42did I choose this path, or did the path choose me?
00:02:47You're certainly enthusiastic about your work.
00:02:51And I was glad to take you on, but let's be honest Berg, man to man.
00:02:56This is a high pressure, high powered business.
00:03:00Everyone wants in.
00:03:01You need to be the best, the cream of the crop.
00:03:03And you are a hard worker, I know, I'll give you that.
00:03:07But we can't keep kidding ourselves.
00:03:09It's just not working out.
00:03:13And like that, I was cut loose.
00:03:16It was a sign.
00:03:18I felt free.
00:03:19Free to leave the concrete streets.
00:03:22The constant movement.
00:03:26The grind.
00:03:27The noise.
00:03:29The pollution.
00:03:31The endless procession of nameless, faceless people.
00:03:36I felt free to go.
00:03:38Back to where I began.
00:03:39To the last place I felt whole.
00:03:44The only problem was convincing my girlfriend, Zoo, to go with me.
00:03:47I am no chrome polished espresso maker.
00:03:51What would you say if I asked you to go somewhere with me?
00:03:55Where?
00:03:59New Hampshire.
00:04:01I am not going to New Hampshire.
00:04:05It was settled.
00:04:07You and I were off to my ancestral home in the foothills of New Hampshire to forge our
00:04:12own path.
00:04:13To pick up where my parents left off and reclaim the glories of the past.
00:04:37Sitting by the lights, I look in the hotel, and I'm wearing my new thing, over and over
00:05:05again.
00:05:08Spending my time on a reason for feeling the same.
00:05:20This time, this time ends with a race.
00:05:32City skylines remind me where I've been.
00:05:36And my paces went in, over and over again.
00:05:44Unique and old times are the only way I want to live.
00:05:57This time, this time ends with a race.
00:06:03Ferg, how nice to hear your voice.
00:06:25How are things with you?
00:06:26I'm in New Hampshire.
00:06:29Oh, well that's wonderful.
00:06:32I'll look forward to seeing you.
00:07:03You changed this room.
00:07:06Not in 30 years.
00:07:09Well, something's different.
00:07:13Just not the way I remember it.
00:07:16And how is that, dear?
00:07:18Didn't the living room used to be in through there?
00:07:23Hmm.
00:07:25Sue!
00:07:27I want to get this recipe.
00:07:30Really good pie.
00:07:42You're sure you don't want me to walk you over?
00:07:44No, I remember it.
00:07:45There's a path off the driveway.
00:07:47Through the stone wall.
00:07:49Right, through the stone wall.
00:07:51Right, through...
00:07:52Mm-hmm.
00:07:53Okay, Sue, grab the suitcases.
00:07:57Okay.
00:07:59And my cigarettes.
00:08:01And my cell phone.
00:08:04All right, I'm going.
00:08:05Call me if you need anything.
00:08:10Thanks for dinner.
00:08:11You're welcome.
00:08:12See you tomorrow.
00:08:13Yeah, good night.
00:08:16Sue?
00:08:20You're going to love this house.
00:08:24You know, I used to spend the weekends here when I was little.
00:08:29Yeah, this is...
00:08:32What the hell is this?
00:08:34I promise you, that is your father's house.
00:08:37This cannot be my father's house.
00:08:39Berg, I feel my nerves fraying and snapping like twigs.
00:08:42I promise you, that is your father's house.
00:08:48Damn!
00:08:59I must ask you why I am so cold, knowing that deep down,
00:09:02I don't really want to know.
00:09:05Well, there's no heat in this house.
00:09:07I know that.
00:09:08So let's call the heating guy.
00:09:10They wrap the pipes so they won't freeze,
00:09:12but there's no insulation and there's really no heat to speak of.
00:09:23You know, despite his rather crappy taste in houses,
00:09:26my father, he's a great man, you know.
00:09:30You look ridiculous.
00:09:32You know, nothing's the way I remember it.
00:09:35One of your father's old hats is in the closet, I think.
00:09:39What hat?
00:09:40The hat he always wore.
00:09:45I remember that hat.
00:10:08I am phenomenally good looking.
00:10:09That's the same thing your father said when he first put it on.
00:10:22For God's sakes, Berg, what are you doing?
00:10:27What's the name of that tea that great-grandpa used to drink?
00:10:30What tea?
00:10:32Really great smells.
00:10:34Smoky.
00:10:35Big red tin.
00:10:37Dad liked it, too.
00:10:38Shing-ee-tee.
00:10:41That's not it.
00:10:42That's disgusting.
00:10:43Great-grandpa brought back a jelly donut when he brought back the paper,
00:10:46and it was Sunday.
00:10:50Fall.
00:10:51It was Sunday, and we all hung out, and they read the paper,
00:10:58and they smoked cigars,
00:11:00and that was the best jelly donut I ever had.
00:11:06Feng shui.
00:11:07For God's sakes, don't do that.
00:11:09Sorry.
00:11:10Sorry.
00:11:12I don't smoke those.
00:11:33Yeah, these are the ones.
00:11:50Ah, small-town life.
00:11:58In good old Fitzwilliams, New Hampshire,
00:12:00life was going about its picture-perfect,
00:12:03Rockwellian way, much as it had for the last hundred years.
00:12:27I didn't remember it being this slow.
00:12:38And I couldn't help thinking that down in New York,
00:12:41the world was moving on without me.
00:12:50Apple pie from Kimball's.
00:12:53Thanks.
00:13:08I like your homemade pumpkin pie better.
00:13:13What are you doing today?
00:13:16Nothing.
00:13:18You could go for a walk.
00:13:22I don't have any boots.
00:13:25Don't look so glum.
00:13:26You'll think of something fun to do.
00:13:30Your parents used to have loads of fun with dinner parties.
00:13:33They'd stay up all night and have a ball.
00:13:38It's too bad your cousins aren't around.
00:13:41Of course, my cousins.
00:13:44Layla.
00:13:45Alex.
00:13:46Dolly.
00:13:48Sean.
00:13:49Layla.
00:13:51Average, brilliant, inscrutable, post-feminist ice queen.
00:13:56Alex.
00:13:57Known misogynist and man of leisure.
00:13:59No one knows what he actually does.
00:14:03Dolly.
00:14:04Beautiful, eccentric, well-versed in Eastern disciplines.
00:14:09Knows every line of the Hagakure.
00:14:13Sean.
00:14:14Not technically a cousin, but my best friend since birth.
00:14:19God love them.
00:14:20These were my cousins.
00:14:22And it was only a matter of whether or not they can make it.
00:14:51So, Bill, this guy is the biggest hard-on in the world.
00:14:54He's trying to tell me what kind of scotch to drink.
00:14:57I wouldn't talk to this guy about anything,
00:14:59but I'm not going to talk about scotch with him.
00:15:01I mean, he's the guy who told me something like this
00:15:04when he went to, like, Harvard.
00:15:06I mean, he's, like, the most annoying person you've ever met.
00:15:08So he comes over to my table.
00:15:10I'm obviously not interested in speaking with him at all.
00:15:13Can you get there any slower?
00:15:15Would that be possible?
00:15:18I don't know.
00:15:26I called the pink room.
00:15:29Oh, Tony.
00:15:31How long are you planning on staying?
00:15:33Oh, linear time is so confining.
00:15:40Hey, Mrs. Clement.
00:15:41Hi.
00:15:42How are you?
00:15:43Good to see you.
00:15:45Hey.
00:15:47What do you got there?
00:15:49Swatches.
00:15:53What do you got there?
00:15:54Honey, as much as I love you,
00:15:56I felt like our isolation from society had to come to an end.
00:15:59My parents, they lived in this social world.
00:16:02They used to have these fantastic dinner parties all the time.
00:16:05Did you invite your cousins?
00:16:07Maybe.
00:16:09Is Sean coming?
00:16:11Honey, he's the only one with a car.
00:16:13Great.
00:16:14You tell me we're going to New Hampshire to rediscover your roots.
00:16:18We're here approximately two days and already...
00:16:20Honey, look, look, look.
00:16:21My parents had these dinner parties, all right?
00:16:23It's the one thing I remember about this place the most.
00:16:26Granted, my cousins are a little strange and, okay, Dolly's...
00:16:30Look, Sean, Sean finds you attractive.
00:16:33And honestly, honey, what man wouldn't?
00:16:36Fine.
00:16:38But you listen to me.
00:16:42If Fucko fondles my thigh once tonight,
00:16:45I'm going to rip off his balls and stick them in his ears.
00:16:48Alessandra.
00:16:58So, Dolly, how are you doing?
00:17:01I haven't seen you in a while.
00:17:05Huh.
00:17:07You and Sean still dating?
00:17:09Sometimes.
00:17:11Excuse me?
00:17:12I'm really only attracted to Chinese men.
00:17:15Huh.
00:17:17Sean doesn't look at all Chinese to me.
00:17:19I know.
00:17:20I don't really know any Chinese men.
00:17:29How about you? I hear you're making a movie.
00:17:31How's that going?
00:17:32Phil?
00:17:34There's a cold steel pipe up your ass every day.
00:17:38Huh.
00:17:43Berg said you had a wonderful time at your mother's.
00:17:47Oral sex on the shake of this?
00:17:51Good move.
00:17:52Gotta keep a man interested.
00:17:55Berg?
00:17:56Can I see you in the kitchen for a moment?
00:17:58Yeah, just a minute, sweetie.
00:17:59Now!
00:18:03I'll be right back.
00:18:07Dolly is giving me the creeps.
00:18:09Who?
00:18:10And what the hell is O.P.P.?
00:18:11His girlfriend has obviously gone insane.
00:18:13I cannot and will not discuss our sex life with the New Hampshire Borsches out there.
00:18:17And if Sean ogles my breast one more time...
00:18:20It's so they can hear you out there.
00:18:28So, my little kumquat.
00:18:31It's our first dinner party.
00:18:34I think it was a huge success.
00:18:55You know, you throw like a girl.
00:18:57Oh, really?
00:19:05You know, isn't this great?
00:19:09Back in New Hampshire.
00:19:11First spring feeling in the air.
00:19:14Tossing the old pigskin around grandpa's lawn.
00:19:18You know, we could be our parents right now.
00:19:22It's my father's old ball, you know.
00:19:29Berg, what are we doing here?
00:19:32Just enjoying some good clean living.
00:19:35Smell that air?
00:19:38God, I swear the air is different up here.
00:19:40Did you get fired?
00:19:43No.
00:19:46Definitely.
00:19:48Why do you say that?
00:19:50Because I left New York and moved up here?
00:19:53What does it say that we have to graduate college, move into squalid little apartments,
00:19:57work twelve hour days at meaningless jobs?
00:20:00When did we get drafted into these lives of conformity and ambition?
00:20:04Worrying all the time about status and money.
00:20:07So, you did get fired?
00:20:10Yes, yes I did.
00:20:12But what I said is totally true.
00:20:14I was feeling that way the whole time and I just didn't have the balls to do anything about it.
00:20:18Why can't we live exactly the way our parents used to?
00:20:21Can't things be more like when we were children?
00:20:23The world doesn't change that much.
00:20:25I want those sit down Sunday brunches that grandpa used to make.
00:20:28I want the picnics, I want the lazy afternoons.
00:20:30When the roof leaks, I want to fix it.
00:20:32That's great, Berg, really.
00:20:34I think it's fantastic.
00:20:36I love this whole Emersonian Walden Pond thing you've got going there.
00:20:39But what does it have to do with us?
00:20:44We're lab rats.
00:20:51Can't have a play without actors.
00:20:55Huh.
00:20:57Got it.
00:21:01Well, I've got nothing better to do.
00:21:04So, what is the next scene, Hair Director?
00:21:08Well, the forecast tonight calls for late spring flurries.
00:21:12And tomorrow is the last day of the season of Mount Snow.
00:21:16So, uh...
00:21:19You know, my father never missed the last day of the season.
00:21:22This was an activity that I knew would make our collective childhood come rushing back to us.
00:21:27Many in winter, our parents would bundle us up in layers upon layers
00:21:31and send us forth down the icy perils of New England ski hills.
00:21:35We would spend hours and hours bombing down the slopes like miniature speed demons,
00:21:40having a grand old time.
00:21:42Of course, our parents would spend the day in the lodge,
00:21:45drinking hot toddies, having a grander time.
00:21:48We didn't get much skiing done.
00:21:50Drink and drink and drink to Eric the King!
00:21:53Drink, Eric, drink!
00:21:55Grandma!
00:21:58What did you do?
00:22:00Why are you wearing a bandage? Are you drunk?
00:22:03Oh, I have been injured on the ski slopes.
00:22:06Not mind you well skiing.
00:22:14So, wait, our fathers, like, they hung out together.
00:22:17They drank together.
00:22:19They fought together.
00:22:22Wait, was this before or after Nam?
00:22:27How is your father?
00:22:30Fine.
00:22:32You miss him, don't you?
00:22:34No, I don't.
00:22:35Yes, you do.
00:22:37No, I don't.
00:22:38Yes, you do.
00:22:41No, I don't.
00:22:50Yes, you do.
00:23:13Hello?
00:23:15Oh, hello, Alex. How are you?
00:23:20Oh, that's good to hear.
00:23:23Yes, they're all here.
00:23:27Yes, he is. Just a second.
00:23:33Hi, big Alex.
00:23:35Good.
00:23:38This stuff.
00:23:41Are you going to come up?
00:23:44When?
00:23:47Yeah, he's here.
00:23:51Okay.
00:24:04Dad.
00:24:10I'm kind of busy right now.
00:24:13Okay.
00:24:17Look, I realize I should have talked to you before I called him.
00:24:22I realize that now.
00:24:24But think of the opportunity I've given you.
00:24:26It'll be just like when you were a little kid.
00:24:28He can take you hunting and fishing.
00:24:31It'll be great.
00:24:34Berg, the last time we went hunting and fishing, I was a little kid.
00:24:39Well, now's your chance to do it all over again.
00:24:43I don't want to go hunting and fishing.
00:24:47Come on, Alex. Yes, you do.
00:24:50Berg, you're doing it again.
00:24:53What?
00:24:55You're projecting.
00:25:13I'm not projecting.
00:25:16There's no karate. Come on.
00:25:18You move at the same time. You saw the Olympics.
00:25:20It's called synchronized...
00:25:22There you go. Now do it again. One more time.
00:25:25Beautiful.
00:25:27Now do it again.
00:25:31You're doing it. All right.
00:25:33All right.
00:25:35Be careful.
00:25:37Be careful. Look out.
00:25:43Ah!
00:25:53I'm concerned.
00:25:55I told Jerry to expect your call, and you never called.
00:25:59How long do you think he's going to be willing to offer you this job
00:26:02if you show no interest?
00:26:06I'm sorry, Dad.
00:26:08I just didn't get around to it.
00:26:11It reflects poorly on me
00:26:13when I tell a friend you'll be calling
00:26:15and you do not even have the courtesy to pick up the telephone.
00:26:23I'm just really focused on the film project right now.
00:26:26What is this again?
00:26:28Dad, the project I've been working on for months now,
00:26:31the Matrix by way of Bertolucci,
00:26:33the script I've been writing.
00:26:35I know I've told you...
00:26:37Oh, is this that novel that you were writing about a year ago?
00:26:39This is different, but I'm still working on the novel.
00:26:44Okay, look.
00:26:46This is all fine and good,
00:26:48but as I keep telling you,
00:26:50if you wait too long to get into the game,
00:26:52they might not let you play.
00:26:58Get me?
00:27:10So I'll tell Jerry you will call on Tuesday.
00:27:24Bye, Mom.
00:27:26Try to keep those rumpians in line.
00:27:28Here, Uncle Alex. Let me help you with your bag.
00:27:30Okay.
00:27:32How's your head, Berg?
00:27:34My head? Oh, my head is fine.
00:27:36It was nothing.
00:27:39You leaving so soon?
00:27:41Yep. Back to work.
00:27:52So, uh, how are you really, Berg?
00:27:55I'm good.
00:27:57Yeah, it's great to be back up in New Hampshire.
00:28:00Granted, it's not exactly what I envisioned,
00:28:02but I think we're starting to breathe
00:28:04a little bit of the old life back into this place.
00:28:06Sounds good. Sounds like a hoot.
00:28:08So when are you going back to New York?
00:28:12I'm not.
00:28:14Well, aren't you on the lookout for new jobs down there?
00:28:17No, I was always happiest up here.
00:28:19Berg, you haven't lived here in 15 years.
00:28:21Yeah, but I remember everything.
00:28:23So what are you gonna do?
00:28:25Exactly what you and Mom and Dad did.
00:28:27What all of you did.
00:28:29Those were different times, Berg. Things have changed.
00:28:31Look, you're young.
00:28:33The opportunities out there are endless.
00:28:35Go back to New York. Make some money.
00:28:37Make a little noise in this world.
00:28:46And remember, if a horse bucks you off,
00:28:49you gotta get right back on again. Got me?
00:28:52Absolutely. You bet.
00:28:54Oh, um, Uncle Alex,
00:28:56you remember the donuts
00:28:58that Grampy used to bring back every Sunday?
00:29:00Sure. You know where he got them?
00:29:02Old Town Road?
00:29:04Huh.
00:29:34Hi.
00:29:36I'd like one of everything.
00:29:40For here?
00:29:42For you, sir.
00:29:44Grab some boxes.
00:29:46We got a live one here.
00:29:48No.
00:29:50No.
00:29:52No.
00:29:54No.
00:29:56No.
00:29:58No.
00:30:00No.
00:30:02No.
00:30:06No.
00:30:08How do you know
00:30:10this was the best donut you ever tasted?
00:30:14No.
00:30:18No.
00:30:32No.
00:30:46This.
00:30:48This is very close.
00:31:28Hey, how you doing?
00:31:30How are you?
00:31:32Good. Um, I'd like to order
00:31:34every type of Chinese tea that exists.
00:31:36Hmm. That might take some doing.
00:31:40Yes, it would.
00:32:30I want to make a toast
00:32:32to my grandmother.
00:32:34More importantly,
00:32:36I want to make a toast to me
00:32:38for cooking this amazing dinner
00:32:40all by myself.
00:32:42And I want to make a toast
00:32:44to my mother and father
00:32:46for having me.
00:32:48And...
00:32:50And I want to make a toast
00:32:52to our great-great-grandpa
00:32:54who emigrated all the way
00:32:56to New York
00:32:58and to my great-great-grandpa
00:33:00who emigrated all the way from Italy
00:33:02who crossed this great country
00:33:04in a covered wagon to Homestead
00:33:06to farm his land
00:33:08upon the sweeping plains of
00:33:10New Hampshire.
00:33:12And that's where the story falls apart.
00:33:14Dear, no one ever crossed the country
00:33:16in a covered wagon.
00:33:18Well, then who fought the Indians?
00:33:20No one.
00:33:22Well, someone fought them.
00:33:24Yes, but no one related to us.
00:33:26Our great-great-grandpa fighting the Indians?
00:33:28No.
00:33:30At the Alamo?
00:33:32No, and we're not Italian.
00:33:34Well, this can't be. I know we're Italian.
00:33:36Your mother was 1 8th Italian.
00:33:38No, I'm more Italian than that.
00:33:40No.
00:33:42Yes.
00:33:44No, you are 1 16th Italian.
00:33:46I am all Italian.
00:33:48No.
00:33:50Well, then how come I know
00:33:52every line from Carmen?
00:33:54Yeah, I do know every line from Carmen.
00:33:56Oh, well, sing, Carmen.
00:34:00Okay, I will.
00:34:02You da man.
00:34:20I used to know it.
00:34:22I used to know it.
00:34:26I can't believe Burke's not Italian.
00:34:36It's the same, but it's not.
00:34:38There's always more.
00:34:40There's always
00:34:42more
00:34:44liquor, more food,
00:34:46more glamour.
00:34:48You people are very good-looking, no offense.
00:34:54I just remember more.
00:34:56Station wagons
00:34:58and
00:35:00these turtlenecks.
00:35:04Well,
00:35:06try to do better?
00:35:08Thanks.
00:35:14Let's get out of here.
00:35:16Oh,
00:35:18what about
00:35:20this guy?
00:35:26Oh,
00:35:28jackpot.
00:35:30Sweet, sweet butter milk.
00:35:34Dude, what the fuck?
00:35:40I got half a bottle of cooking sherry
00:35:42and some vanilla extract.
00:35:46Let's go.
00:35:50I have to find my sexy blindfold.
00:35:52Tequila!
00:35:56Yeah,
00:35:58that's what I'm talking about.
00:36:00Give me a little
00:36:02some of that.
00:36:04That's long,
00:36:06long way down.
00:36:08We'll get on down.
00:36:12Oh, the devil
00:36:14is in all my hands.
00:36:16I'm still,
00:36:18still breathless.
00:36:20I feel it
00:36:22coming down.
00:36:26I'm breaking down.
00:36:28You know what I'm
00:36:30about? I just gotta bring
00:36:32you down.
00:36:34Time to forget
00:36:36the past.
00:36:38I never thought
00:36:40I'd forget this there
00:36:42but it did.
00:36:44Every time I
00:36:46want to forget you,
00:36:48you bring it
00:36:50on down.
00:36:52Bring
00:36:54it on down.
00:36:56Oh, that's dirty. That's so damn dirty.
00:36:58Oh,
00:37:00damn, that's not right.
00:37:02Man, I was talking to this other guy the other day.
00:37:04What did he say?
00:37:06He had a little thing going on.
00:37:08You know what I mean?
00:37:10Man,
00:37:12so crazy.
00:37:14Every time I try
00:37:16to leave it, I
00:37:18bring it on down.
00:37:22Every time I dream
00:37:26I bring it on down.
00:37:28Two-fold
00:37:30moving around.
00:37:32Sixty-six.
00:37:34Two-fold
00:37:36moving around.
00:37:38Sixty-six.
00:37:40That comes to
00:37:42$1,792.33.
00:37:46Moving around.
00:37:48Sixty-six.
00:37:50Charge it.
00:37:52Two-fold.
00:37:54Moving around.
00:37:56Sixty-six.
00:37:58Grandma!
00:38:00Do you hear they're going to tear down the Sage House?
00:38:02I'm telling you, it's a travesty.
00:38:04Uh, you need to sign for us down at the store.
00:38:06They're having some problem with your credit card.
00:38:08I don't know.
00:38:10Hello, Reverend.
00:38:22You parked them too close together.
00:38:24Hey, you gotta spread them out, you know,
00:38:26then you can be seen.
00:38:28It's more glamorous that way.
00:38:30Then,
00:38:32sort of meld with the landscape.
00:38:34Dude, who the hell cares?
00:38:38The aesthetics of what I was trying to create
00:38:40may have been lost to my cousins,
00:38:42but they understood the drinking part.
00:38:48And now,
00:38:50I'm going to be the one
00:38:53And so we drank.
00:38:56And drank.
00:38:59And drank.
00:39:02And drank.
00:39:18It felt good.
00:39:20It felt right.
00:39:22It felt totally consistent
00:39:24with what my parents used to do.
00:39:26My experiment was working.
00:39:28We were bridging the gap between generations.
00:39:34Or maybe we were just drunk.
00:39:38We've gone over this.
00:39:40You know, I still don't see why you have to go.
00:39:42I mean, having lunch with your mom
00:39:44is like a little slice of hell.
00:39:46I need my car.
00:39:48Why?
00:39:50Because I don't know how long we're going to be here,
00:39:52only you know that, and I need my car.
00:39:54Just, I'll see you tomorrow night.
00:39:56I think you can handle your cousins by yourself
00:39:58for one day.
00:40:00How's this gun work?
00:40:08No.
00:40:10Back in my parents' day,
00:40:12pig roasting was standard practice.
00:40:14All we needed to do
00:40:16was find a pig.
00:40:24I am not eating pig for dinner.
00:40:26I don't care what Hemingway
00:40:28or your father did.
00:40:30Look, just because you're getting it
00:40:32from the Friendly Farm doesn't necessarily mean...
00:40:36The Friendly Farm
00:40:38is a petting zoo.
00:40:40Give me the phone book.
00:40:42Yes, hi.
00:40:44Um, I know this may sound crazy,
00:40:46but I figure you should be checking
00:40:48the Friendly Farm periodically for poachers.
00:40:50Mm-hmm.
00:40:52Well, one poacher in particular.
00:40:54Yes, he's wearing a very big hat.
00:41:02The pig!
00:41:04He slipped out of my grasp this morning
00:41:06on the premise that she was going to have lunch
00:41:08with her mother.
00:41:10I've had lunch with her mother,
00:41:12and trust me, it's to be avoided at all costs.
00:41:14She just wanted to get her car,
00:41:16which, let's face it, gives her more freedom from me.
00:41:20The Friendly Farm?
00:41:24Yeah.
00:41:26No one eat the pig!
00:41:30We're waiting on Morgan Le Fay.
00:41:38Hey!
00:41:40Hey, hon.
00:41:42We were just taking a bet you wouldn't make it.
00:41:44Look a little cranky, hon.
00:41:46Yeah, boss.
00:41:48What's wrong?
00:41:50Hey, me.
00:41:52I love you.
00:41:54Here, I drop everything,
00:41:56and you can't even give me some directions.
00:41:58I'm dry, I'm walking down...
00:42:00You're weird now.
00:42:02You stupid hat!
00:42:04I followed your order.
00:42:06You stupid hat!
00:42:08I followed your directions.
00:42:10Well, you can't have if you had so much trouble.
00:42:12You take 495 into Acton, you take a right,
00:42:14you keep going for 40 minutes,
00:42:16and you take a left to the Big Yellow Inn.
00:42:18There is no Big Yellow Inn.
00:42:20Through the intersection of Currier and Ives.
00:42:22There is no intersection of Currier and Ives.
00:42:24In Burlington.
00:42:26Burlington is in Vermont.
00:42:28Well, I gave you the directions as I remembered them.
00:42:30You drove up with me two weeks ago.
00:42:32I was asleep.
00:42:36Where's your car?
00:42:38In Burlington.
00:42:42Burlington's in Vermont.
00:42:44I'm sorry, but I'm really fascinated.
00:42:46Tell me how they all ended up staying with you.
00:42:48Tell me how they all ended up staying with you.
00:42:50Well...
00:42:54The others sort of followed Berg up here.
00:42:58They all seem to have plenty of free time.
00:43:02I mean, they stay busy,
00:43:04but I'm not sure exactly what it is they're busy doing.
00:43:06exactly.
00:43:10You know, I used to have a dog like that when I was little.
00:43:12Berg? What are you doing?
00:43:14I'm freeing this dog.
00:43:16Berg, I think that's illegal.
00:43:18Look, any asshole that keeps his dog chained to a barn night and day
00:43:20doesn't deserve to have a dog.
00:43:22Hell, any asshole that keeps his dog chained up here
00:43:24doesn't deserve to have a dog.
00:43:26And how do you know the
00:43:28asshole's not at home?
00:43:30His car's not in the driveway.
00:43:32Does he live here too?
00:43:34He's single. No girlfriend.
00:43:38And how do you know he's not going to be pulling in at any moment?
00:43:40Because he always stops
00:43:42at the Hancock Tavern after work.
00:43:44And how do you know all this?
00:43:46Because I checked him out.
00:43:48What do you guys think I do all day?
00:44:02What do you think I do all day?
00:44:04What do you think I do all day?
00:44:06What do you think I do all day?
00:44:08What do you think I do all day?
00:44:10What do you think I do all day?
00:44:12What do you think I do all day?
00:44:14What do you think I do all day?
00:44:16What do you think I do all day?
00:44:18What do you think I do all day?
00:44:20What do you think I do all day?
00:44:22What do you think I do all day?
00:44:24What do you think I do all day?
00:44:26What do you think I do all day?
00:44:28What do you think I do all day?
00:44:30What do you think I do all day?
00:44:32What do you think I do all day?
00:44:34What do you think I do all day?
00:44:36It's a work day.
00:44:38Work day.
00:44:40Work day.
00:44:42Work day.
00:44:44Work day.
00:44:46Work day.
00:44:58Top of the morning, Sergeant Hennessy.
00:45:00What seems to be the problem?
00:45:02Well, it appears you were up with
00:45:04with your friends up at Mr. DeBonis' house.
00:45:07You guys are harassing the neighbors
00:45:09and someone stole a dog.
00:45:11Oh, you think I stole him?
00:45:13Yes, I do.
00:45:14What proof do you have that this is his dog?
00:45:17We're gonna find out.
00:45:228300,
00:45:23I have nine miles to the left.
00:45:34There it is.
00:45:45125 Mountain Road, listed to Edward DeBonis.
00:45:48Damn.
00:45:50You can't go around stealing dogs, Berg.
00:45:52Look, I didn't steal him.
00:45:53Sergeant Hennessey, I rescued this dog.
00:45:55Look, you can't tell me this dog
00:45:56isn't a hell of a lot happier with me.
00:45:58Besides, what are you gonna write me a ticket for?
00:46:00Dog stealing?
00:46:01No, I'm gonna write you a ticket for speeding.
00:46:05My father wrote your father 144 speeding tickets
00:46:09between 1971 and 1974.
00:46:12Geez, I didn't know that.
00:46:19Thanks.
00:46:21And Berg, return the dog by sundown.
00:46:25Hey, have a good day.
00:46:30So I returned the dog
00:46:32and even got Mr. DeBonis to promise
00:46:34not to chain the poor guy up so much.
00:46:36But I kept thinking about my father
00:46:38getting a lot of speeding tickets.
00:46:40I guess I was becoming more and more like my old man.
00:46:42Berg, do you have to wander around looking like that?
00:46:45What are you talking about?
00:46:46I look fantastic.
00:46:48Got it out of Dad's trunk.
00:46:54My father was a man of action.
00:46:56He fought in wars, he flew planes,
00:46:59he rode horses, he had passions, principles.
00:47:03He wouldn't have let a dog stay chained up either.
00:47:06He was a writer of wrongs
00:47:08and I realized that that's what I had to become.
00:47:11Ah!
00:47:20I don't have a problem with a theory.
00:47:25It's the working plan that concerns me.
00:47:27What's wrong with the plan?
00:47:34One, break into house.
00:47:36Two, steal back great-great-grandpa's portrait.
00:47:38Three, get away.
00:47:43It's completely sound.
00:47:46Why do we wanna steal great-great-grandpa's portrait?
00:47:50We don't and it's not your great-great-grandpa.
00:47:52We do and Uncle Franklin would steal it back himself
00:47:54if he wasn't so old and cranky.
00:47:56I'm feeling old and cranky.
00:47:58Who cares about a stupid old painting?
00:48:00Look, the Fitzwilliam Historical Society
00:48:03robbed my family of one of its treasured heirlooms
00:48:05when they got poor old Uncle Franklin drunk
00:48:07and suckered him into signing away
00:48:09a fine old family portrait.
00:48:11It's a question of family honor.
00:48:15Do you have any sense of family honor?
00:48:19Starting to understand why people drink so much around here.
00:48:24I'm turning into a lush.
00:48:33Hurry up.
00:48:34You're pushing.
00:48:35Stop, stop.
00:48:36Go.
00:48:37Shh.
00:48:38Guys, come on.
00:48:39Go.
00:48:40Go.
00:48:41Go.
00:48:42Go.
00:48:43Go.
00:48:44Go.
00:48:45Go.
00:48:46Go.
00:48:47Go.
00:48:48Go.
00:48:49Go.
00:48:50Go.
00:48:51Go.
00:48:52Go.
00:48:53Go.
00:48:54Go.
00:48:55Go.
00:48:56Go.
00:48:57Go.
00:48:58Go.
00:48:59Go.
00:49:00Go.
00:49:01Go.
00:49:02Go.
00:49:03Go.
00:49:04Go.
00:49:05Go.
00:49:06Uncle Franklin had to pay a lot of money to bail you out.
00:49:09The whole town thinks you're insane.
00:49:12They wanted to hold you for observation.
00:49:14I will thank Uncle Franklin when I see him.
00:49:17And it was well meant on our part.
00:49:19We're going to have to return this to the Historical Society.
00:49:24Who the hell is that?
00:49:32Berg, we all want to know what were you thinking?
00:49:38I did not succeed, but far greater.
00:49:43I failed spectacularly.
00:49:52Can I help you, Berg?
00:50:03No, I'm just waiting for my grandmother.
00:50:07The annoying little lady at the library won't let me check out any books.
00:50:16It's because you're a jailbird, Berg.
00:50:23A writer of wrongs, father.
00:50:27A writer of wrongs.
00:50:31You'll write this wrong.
00:50:34It's reverend, not father.
00:50:38I mean, they can't stay here forever, can they?
00:50:42Mrs. McNaught. It is so good to see you.
00:50:46Hello, Berg. I buy you've grown up.
00:50:50More importantly, he's out of the slammer.
00:50:53Really, Berg, it's just embarrassing.
00:50:56Well, I thought it was a huge injustice that had to be righted.
00:51:00And who could have known those carpenters would blab?
00:51:02And frankly, it would have been a little more sporting to have announced themselves.
00:51:06So I'm going down to the town meeting to protest tearing down the Sage House.
00:51:09Hope to see you there.
00:51:13Look, I know there's been a lot of debate on this issue.
00:51:17But the consensus, as I see it, is everyone feels that the Sage House should be torn down
00:51:22to make more room for parking for the library.
00:51:25We all know that the library's been complaining about parking for years.
00:51:29Now, the buildings and grounds people are ready to go on this thing.
00:51:33And my feeling is that there's a consensus here,
00:51:36and they can have the bulldozers here ready to go on Monday.
00:51:40Now, we have a little time left here at the meeting.
00:51:42If anybody wants to speak on the subject, they're welcome to come up and talk on it.
00:51:46Young man, come on up. You're next.
00:51:49Please leave your name and where you're from for the record, please.
00:51:56Hi. I'm Berg.
00:51:58I just recently moved up here.
00:52:00I'm Isabel Komen's grandson.
00:52:03First of all, I want to thank all of you for forgetting that certain unpleasantness
00:52:06concerning my incarceration.
00:52:09Who would have known the carpenters would blab?
00:52:12But I want to assure all of you that that kind of behavior rests firmly in my past.
00:52:16I plan on working within the system from now on.
00:52:20Now, I want to talk to you a little bit about the Sage House.
00:52:31Look, I think you're making a huge mistake by tearing down the Sage House.
00:52:37First of all, and no offense, but the last thing the library needs is more parking.
00:52:42I mean, it's the size of my shoe.
00:52:44I went in there the other day to find some information on cooking a pig outdoors,
00:52:47and they had nothing.
00:52:49Nothing.
00:52:53The Sage House has so much history.
00:52:56And we all have these memories of learning to sled down Sage Hill behind the house.
00:53:02Or sneaking in through the basement to play hide and seek.
00:53:08And now you're going to tear down another great landmark?
00:53:12Well, my father wouldn't stand for it.
00:53:15My grandfather wouldn't stand for it.
00:53:18And I'm not going to stand for it.
00:53:22People say that change is a good thing.
00:53:25A necessary thing.
00:53:27I say change is the last thing Fitzwilliam needs.
00:53:31It's one of the loveliest places on earth.
00:53:35Why change that?
00:53:41Live free or die.
00:53:55Say it.
00:53:58I'm Chow Yung Fat, and I have a big gun.
00:54:02In Chinese.
00:54:06Hello, my name is Chow.
00:54:20Weren't Alex and Layla cousins?
00:54:22Yes, they are. They've literally grown up together.
00:54:25They used to play together all the time when they were little.
00:54:28I remember once when...
00:54:32Oh, for God's sakes!
00:54:36CLAPPING
00:54:48Kids.
00:55:05MUSIC
00:55:08MUSIC CONTINUES
00:55:33Hey.
00:55:37Everything is just the way you like it.
00:55:41Look around.
00:55:45You even have me enjoying this.
00:55:53MUSIC CONTINUES
00:56:07MUSIC CONTINUES
00:56:37MUSIC CONTINUES
00:56:44I have something important to tell you guys.
00:56:47There comes a time in every man's life...
00:56:53..as Shakespeare said in Richard...
00:56:58Listen to me. I'm serious.
00:57:02I just recently found out that...
00:57:07..I have a son.
00:57:09What?
00:57:11I know, it's a shock. It's just as much of a shock to me.
00:57:14I mean, I only slept with this girl once.
00:57:17But let's face it, I have very strong sperm.
00:57:23No way.
00:57:25Burke's got a little bastard.
00:57:27Dolly, you remember that necklace my father used to wear?
00:57:30I've seen it in photographs.
00:57:32But do you remember it?
00:57:34I think so.
00:57:36I remember my father telling me that he got this necklace in Portugal.
00:57:39Did Burke's father go to Portugal?
00:57:42Yes, he did, and I remember the necklace.
00:57:45But, Burke, you cannot look in a magazine and decide that he's your son.
00:57:50Dad told me that he got this necklace specially made for him in Portugal...
00:57:53..and there's not another one like it in the whole world.
00:57:56My first semester in college, I slept with this girl.
00:57:59I thought I was in love with her. She thought the necklace was cool, so I gave it to her.
00:58:03Of course, I've been insane, and I tried to get in touch with her to get the necklace back,
00:58:06but all of a sudden, she'd left school.
00:58:09Look, I don't think I can offer any more definitive proof than that.
00:58:13So you think because you slept with a girl once, six years ago,
00:58:18that she got pregnant, and that's him?
00:58:21Finally, you're listening.
00:58:24Burke, what are you doing?
00:58:28I mean, we've had a pretty good thing going up here.
00:58:31It's a lot of fun, but this I just don't get.
00:58:36What's the angle?
00:58:38There isn't any angle, Alex.
00:58:41This is my son.
00:58:43Wait a second. That whole thing with the magazine, the necklace, you were serious?
00:58:48Yeah.
00:58:53So, how do you know for sure?
00:58:58Sometimes you just know.
00:59:02Well, if that's true, you've got to stop all this.
00:59:06If you go around telling people, you're liable to wind up with a kid on your hands.
00:59:09Yeah, so what's wrong with that?
00:59:12You're 25 years old.
00:59:15You know, my father was 25 years old when he had me.
00:59:18But you don't have to do this. You could just walk away, and no one would be the wiser.
00:59:21No, Alex, that's what's wrong with the world today.
00:59:25Everyone's thinking me, me, me, and no one's willing to take responsibility for their actions.
00:59:32I know that I have a son out there.
00:59:35And that he's in an orphanage, and he's all alone.
00:59:37And I'm not going to turn a blind eye and pretend he doesn't exist.
00:59:41And Alex, I know you wouldn't either.
00:59:47Yeah, I would.
00:59:51Well, I won't.
00:59:54I'm going to do something about it.
01:00:01All right, then.
01:00:04Good luck, bro.
01:00:20Burn! Burn!
01:00:27What a fucking dick.
01:00:32He said he was going over to Uncle Franklin's today.
01:00:40I'm going to get you.
01:00:43I'm going to get you.
01:00:46I'm going to get you.
01:00:51I'm really worried about Berg.
01:00:54Did you meet this girl he slept with?
01:00:57Is that really the point here?
01:01:02You guys talking about Berg?
01:01:05He's gone insane.
01:01:08I mean, he's completely stressed out.
01:01:11I mean, he's out there rescuing dogs.
01:01:14He's out there searching for those donuts.
01:01:17Always talking about that tea, looking for that tea.
01:01:20Guy's got a lot on his plate.
01:01:23All I do have are these cigarettes.
01:01:26There's no way you can eat 30 shrimp.
01:01:28There's just no way.
01:01:30I can eat 30 shrimp, and I'm not afraid of...
01:01:47Have you met this girl he slept with?
01:01:55Whoa, ho, there. Move your car.
01:01:58Oh, man, we just need to have a talk with you.
01:02:00No, move your car. I'm late for an appointment. Alex, move the car.
01:02:03Hey, man, calm down. Just chill.
01:02:05You know, as far as relatives go, you guys stay.
01:02:10How about this? You stay.
01:02:12No, no, you stay.
01:02:13You stay.
01:02:17You stay.
01:02:48Do you see the necklace? Do you see it?
01:02:51And I think it's pretty obvious he has my chin.
01:02:54Berg, you're an idiot.
01:02:56Uncle Franklin, I'm telling you, that's my son.
01:02:59That's a model who's getting paid thousands of dollars,
01:03:03whose parents take him home to Greenwich, Connecticut, every year.
01:03:06I don't care.
01:03:08I don't care.
01:03:10I don't care.
01:03:12I don't care.
01:03:14I don't care.
01:03:16They take him home to Greenwich, Connecticut, every night,
01:03:19and they feed him ice cream until he's sick.
01:03:21No, he's not.
01:03:23Would you back up?
01:03:25Look, he looks desperately unhappy.
01:03:28This is my son, and he's being beaten,
01:03:31and he's living on gruel,
01:03:33and I expect you to do something about it, damn it!
01:03:36And I'm gonna sit right here until you do.
01:03:41Berg, there isn't anything I wouldn't do
01:03:43to get you the hell out of my office.
01:03:46Call me in a couple of days.
01:03:49And for God's sake, stop reading Dickens.
01:04:04Sorry about this.
01:04:07No problem, Mr. Marsh.
01:04:09That horse is too lazy to run.
01:04:11Franklin had stopped by to warn me
01:04:13that my recent antics were not making it any easier
01:04:15for him to help me get my son.
01:04:17So we made a deal.
01:04:19If I agreed to talk to somebody,
01:04:22get some help, and clean up my act,
01:04:25Franklin would do his best to find my son.
01:04:27I was all for it.
01:04:29I thought,
01:04:31who better to talk to than a man of God?
01:04:37I can't remember things.
01:04:40What sort of things can't you remember?
01:04:44Important things.
01:04:49Who's to say what's important?
01:04:58Who is to say what's important?
01:05:01That's exactly my point.
01:05:04Who is to say what's important?
01:05:10Hmm.
01:05:14Is this what your sermons are like?
01:05:20You're very cryptic.
01:05:26You know, that guy had absolutely no idea
01:05:28what he was talking about.
01:05:29I'm going to have to write a letter to the Pope.
01:05:31Reverend Stone is Episcopalian.
01:05:33Well, there you go.
01:05:34You know, you stop throwing incense
01:05:36and practicing rituals,
01:05:37and all of a sudden people become lost and unfocused.
01:05:39I'm going to make some notes for his next sermon.
01:05:51It was surprisingly easy.
01:05:56They actually put me on to the photographer.
01:06:03She noticed him because he was so miserable.
01:06:10She never seen an orphan who was happy.
01:06:16Is it ethical to leave this child in an orphanage,
01:06:20especially when he's being beaten and eating gruel?
01:06:24That boy needs to go into politics.
01:06:29You're really taking the fun out of this.
01:06:33Out of what?
01:06:36All you do is eat and drink
01:06:38and dress attractively.
01:06:40Not even that attractively.
01:06:44I remember Berg at his parents' funeral.
01:06:47He wore the tiniest blue blazer I'd ever seen.
01:06:51And he looked so completely confused.
01:06:55You should get after that. Make us do better.
01:06:57Who the hell cares?
01:06:59Poor sweatsuits.
01:07:01Watch Jerry Springer.
01:07:03Eat lean cuisines. Quit smoking.
01:07:07Marry social climbing assholes.
01:07:09Keep it up with the Joneses.
01:07:12God, I didn't even know why I came up here in the first place.
01:07:16Well, we could always request a paternity test.
01:07:19From a picture in a magazine?
01:07:21No, but you could come up with something. You're a lawyer.
01:07:27I look like an idiot in this hat.
01:07:36I'm sorry.
01:07:53Where's your hat?
01:07:55I don't like it.
01:07:57It makes me look like an idiot.
01:08:00I kind of miss it.
01:08:03So, what are you eating?
01:08:05Is that a lean cuisine?
01:08:07No.
01:08:09Franklin called. Your paternity test is tomorrow.
01:08:13Can't believe I'm saying that.
01:08:15I'm not going.
01:08:17What do you mean you're not going? It's all set up.
01:08:20Berg, you can't put a thing like that in motion and then just...
01:08:26And I want a great-grandchild.
01:08:29And looking at your cousins, I've about given up hope that I'll ever get one from them.
01:08:36He's very lonely.
01:08:38He probably squashes poor defenseless bugs.
01:08:42Besides, I can't just go around saving everyone and everything all the time.
01:08:47Especially when everyone's so disappointing.
01:08:50I need to go to the city.
01:08:52Get a job.
01:08:54Need to make some money.
01:08:56Get a job.
01:08:58Need to make some money.
01:09:00Make a little noise in this world.
01:09:04Your great-great-great-great-grandfather was English.
01:09:08He was wealthy and respected and he had everything.
01:09:12And like a good Englishman, he went off to fight in Ireland.
01:09:15And being a romantic fool, he was in the country about two minutes when he fell in love with everything.
01:09:20The landscape, the people, everything.
01:09:23He ended up joining a small band of Irishmen fighting a losing battle.
01:09:28And every morning he woke up knowing they were going to lose, that it was just a matter of time.
01:09:34And he wrote a letter back to his wife saying that the sunset had never looked so beautiful.
01:09:40The food had never tasted better.
01:09:42The wine had never tasted sweeter.
01:09:45He couldn't just leave because they were going to fail.
01:09:50And everything was so beautiful.
01:09:53Have you recently viewed Braveheart?
01:09:56No, I have not.
01:09:58So you have your facts straight on this?
01:10:00Yes, I have.
01:10:02They eventually caught him and hung him by the neck.
01:10:05Did he say anything to the crowd before they hung him?
01:10:08He said, I did not succeed, but far greater, I failed spectacularly.
01:10:15I remember that.
01:10:17You weren't there.
01:10:19I still remember it.
01:10:24What's this?
01:10:27Berg's tea.
01:11:53I would have to say this is the best tea I've ever tasted.
01:12:24You know something, Dolly?
01:12:27You are an odd little duck.
01:12:29Well, isn't that the pot calling the kettle black?
01:12:36Superman never made any money.
01:12:39Saving the world from Solomon Grundy.
01:12:44The moment of truth.
01:12:47I didn't know if they were going to take blood or urine or...
01:12:51semen.
01:12:53But I did know one thing.
01:12:55Now, it's just a matter of time.
01:13:09Sean, what am I going to do if I get my son?
01:13:11I mean, is he going to be like a soccer player or a football player?
01:13:15A musician or an artist?
01:13:17Is he going to like reading or movies or math?
01:13:21I mean, what do I do with him every night?
01:13:25I'll babysit, but I'm not changing any diapers.
01:13:31He's six years old.
01:13:33I'm still not changing any diapers.
01:13:35He's six years old.
01:13:37I'm still not changing any diapers.
01:13:59Hold on one second.
01:14:01Bug.
01:14:03What?
01:14:04What?
01:14:05What?
01:14:06What?
01:14:07What?
01:14:08What?
01:14:09What?
01:14:10What?
01:14:11I didn't get it.
01:14:21What?
01:14:25What?
01:14:34What?
01:14:35He's coming.
01:14:37He's coming early.
01:14:46Come on guys, hurry up, let's go!
01:14:50Come on, come on, come on.
01:14:52We're in a van.
01:14:53We're in a van.
01:14:54Forget about it, let's go.
01:14:55Let's go.
01:15:18Sergeant Hennessey practically lives at that intersection.
01:15:20He's going to stop and he's going to pull us over.
01:15:26Oh, shit!
01:15:27I told you.
01:15:30I got a gun.
01:15:31Well, would you step out of the College Angels episode and sit the hell down?
01:15:36Just take the damn shortcut.
01:15:38All right, I'm going to take it.
01:15:44Go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
01:15:55Woo!
01:16:0410-5.
01:16:05I just screwed with Berg again.
01:16:26Woo!
01:16:32Woo!
01:16:47He's gone.
01:16:56Alice, come on.
01:16:57Okay.
01:16:58Move it, move it, move it.
01:17:02Fuck these men.
01:17:04Let's go.
01:17:08Um, are you waiting for something?
01:17:11Yeah.
01:17:13Is that a comic?
01:17:15I don't know.
01:17:17Contrary to popular belief, I don't always know what I'm doing.
01:17:23I dragged Zoo up to New Hampshire, barged in on my grandmother's quiet life,
01:17:27and spent the next few weeks trying to recreate something that probably never existed.
01:17:35I got a little lost.
01:17:38A little out there.
01:17:40Trying to do things the way I thought my father did them.
01:17:42In the end, it all comes down to my father.
01:17:46If he ever was searching for donuts or tea,
01:17:50I'm searching for him.
01:17:55It doesn't matter if he fought in Vietnam,
01:17:57or if he was even Italian.
01:17:59What matters is that he was a good father,
01:18:02and that he loved me.
01:18:04Which brings me to Ethan.
01:18:07Ethan.
01:18:09Ethan.
01:18:10Which brings me to Ethan.
01:18:13Ethan gave me a choice.
01:18:16One I couldn't ignore.
01:18:19And for the first time,
01:18:21I knew that what I was doing
01:18:24was right.
01:18:41I'm your dad.
01:18:49Ethan.
01:18:50Yeah, Dad?
01:18:52When I was your age, my father used to take me hunting right over there.
01:18:57Oh.
01:19:00The Gypsy Kings.
01:19:01This is part of your heritage.
01:19:04Your mother was,
01:19:06I believe,
01:19:07half Spanish.
01:19:37Come on.
01:20:08I'm thinking old times are the only way I want to live
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