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00:00:00A Ghost on the Stair
00:00:04Ha ha ha!
00:00:08Screams and moans, and thrats and poems, and teenage monsters and horrid homes.
00:00:14A ghost on the stair, a vampire spite, everywhere!
00:00:18There's a full moon tonight!
00:00:30Animal spiders creep and crawl, and boys and ghouls having a ball, and Frankenstein, Dracula and even the mummy are sure to end up in somebody's tummy.
00:01:00Take a fresh rodent, some toadstools and weeds, and add an old owl and the young ones she breeds, mix in seven legs from an eight-legged beast, and then you're all set for a cannibal feast.
00:01:13Sit round a fire with this cup of brew, a fiend and a werewolf on each side of you, this cannibal orgy is strange to behold, and the maddest story ever told.
00:01:39The Mary Syndrome, so called because its only known occurrence is among the descendants of one Ebenezer Mary, a progressive age regression beginning about the 10th year and continuing steadily,
00:02:08throughout the victim's lifetime, it is believed that eventually the victim of the Mary Syndrome may even regress beyond the prenatal level, reverting to a pre-human condition of savagery and cannibalism.
00:02:24Many authorities do not accept the existence of the Mary Syndrome, incredible but true, nevertheless, I know only too well, of course, there's no Mary Syndrome anymore, it was extinguished forever from the human race that fateful day.
00:02:54Ten years ago.
00:03:24Can you tell me where the Mary house is? I said the Mary house!
00:03:41If there is any such place, we don't know anything about it.
00:05:54Come here.
00:06:25Come here.
00:06:26Anybody home?
00:06:57Anybody home?
00:07:00Please say yes, somebody's home.
00:07:20Hello in there.
00:07:26Hello.
00:07:34Hello.
00:07:40Hello.
00:07:48I caught you, I caught a big fat bug right in my spider web.
00:07:56And now the spider gets to give the bug a big stink.
00:08:18Virginia, Virginia are you crazy?
00:08:22Now look what you've done, I'm not going to hate you.
00:08:52I'm not going to hate you.
00:09:22I'm not going to hate you.
00:09:24I'm not going to hate you.
00:09:26I'm not going to hate you.
00:09:48Elizabeth!
00:09:50Virginia!
00:09:56Elizabeth!
00:09:58Virginia!
00:10:01Elizabeth!
00:10:11Elizabeth!
00:10:14Bruno, Virginia hurt somebody real bad.
00:10:19You ought to hate her.
00:10:21Elizabeth, how many times do I have to tell you?
00:10:25How many times have I told you it's not nice to hate?
00:10:33Oh.
00:10:37Oh.
00:10:38Stop it, stop it.
00:10:47One time I hit the ball.
00:10:51And now this.
00:10:55Elizabeth.
00:10:57I trusted you, I left you in charge.
00:10:59It's not my fault, I didn't do it.
00:11:02She did it, she was playing spider.
00:11:05You should hate her.
00:11:07No, I left you in charge.
00:11:11Virginia!
00:11:13Virginia you come here right now.
00:11:17Ralph!
00:11:23Ralph!
00:11:24Ralph!
00:11:25Ralph!
00:11:26Ralph!
00:11:27Ralph!
00:11:28Ralph!
00:11:32Ralph, we're home now.
00:11:34Ralph.
00:11:35Ralph.
00:11:36Ralph.
00:11:37We're home now.
00:11:39Ralph.
00:11:51Ralph!
00:11:53Ralph!
00:12:05It's me.
00:12:22Virginia, now you stay right there.
00:12:25You go and sit down.
00:12:27Sit down.
00:12:29You too, Elizabeth.
00:12:35Now children.
00:12:37I want to tell you something and I want you to listen very, very carefully.
00:12:44You remember last time when those two children climbed over the wall
00:12:49and Virginia almost caught them in her spider web?
00:12:53Well that got people to wondering about us.
00:12:57And that's bad.
00:12:59Your daddy wouldn't like that, Virginia.
00:13:01Now, I can't be here all the time.
00:13:05You know that I have to take Ralph into the city to the doctor once in a while.
00:13:10And Virginia, you were supposed to mind your sister.
00:13:14You were not supposed to play spider anymore.
00:13:18Now you never, never can play spider again.
00:13:23Oh, Ralph.
00:13:25What have you got there?
00:13:27Something that man had.
00:13:28Ralph, give it to me.
00:13:30That's it.
00:13:32Thank you, Ralph.
00:13:38This is from a lawyer.
00:13:43Yeah, a lawyer.
00:13:46What is this, little girl?
00:13:48Something bad, isn't it?
00:13:50How many times do I have to tell you?
00:13:53Just because something isn't good enough,
00:13:55How many times do I have to tell you?
00:13:57Just because something isn't good doesn't mean it's bad.
00:14:00What do you mean, bad?
00:14:02It must be something very bad.
00:14:05Nothing is very bad.
00:14:08It isn't?
00:14:13He's going to come here and bring other people.
00:14:18Daddy wouldn't like that.
00:14:21What other people?
00:14:23They want to make...
00:14:26They want to become your legal guardians.
00:14:31As the only other known surviving heirs
00:14:36of the estate of Titus W. Mary.
00:14:41Isn't that Daddy?
00:14:44On the 14th of...
00:14:4714th?
00:14:52Today is the 14th.
00:14:56Our children.
00:14:58We've got to keep some secrets today.
00:15:17Huh?
00:15:47Come on.
00:16:18Daddy!
00:16:40What do you want Dad for?
00:16:43Hurry up, I want to watch Uncle Nick.
00:16:45You're not supposed to.
00:16:51Hey! Look out!
00:16:54I'm coming out, Donette.
00:17:16I'm coming, Aunt Clare.
00:17:19Aunt Martha.
00:17:21I'm coming, Uncle Ned.
00:17:46Really, Emily. I mean, I wish you'd kind of...
00:17:49Peter, if you don't like my driving, you may feel free to take a trolley.
00:17:53Now, wait just a minute. This was not my idea.
00:17:56I've never heard of the Merry family. What is that?
00:17:59They're our cousins, darling. It behooves us to meet them.
00:18:03All right. I mean, you know, all right.
00:18:05But remember that it was not my idea, okay?
00:18:08Of course not, darling.
00:18:10You don't have ideas, baby Peter brother.
00:18:16Hmm.
00:18:31What in the world makes you think this is the right road?
00:18:33It's got to be.
00:18:36Ha! There, you see?
00:18:51So...
00:18:53This...
00:18:56Is it.
00:18:58I don't see any sign of the Merry family.
00:19:02It's it.
00:19:04I don't see any sign of, uh, what's-his-name, uh, the lawyer.
00:19:09Obviously he hasn't arrived yet.
00:19:12The caretaker, he probably went to meet him in a horse and buggy.
00:19:31Might as well go on up.
00:19:33They'll be along any minute. Why don't we, uh...
00:19:37What's the matter, Peter? Chicken?
00:19:40Well, I just don't think it's, you know, just right to go barging in on somebody that you're about to sue.
00:19:45Oh, just remember, we're trying to avoid that expense.
00:19:49If possible.
00:19:51Well...
00:19:53I'll leave that up to you.
00:20:01Hmm.
00:20:31Knock, knock, knock, knock.
00:21:02Oh, my God!
00:21:20What happened? You saw a ghost, right?
00:21:22Don't be funny!
00:21:23There was a...
00:21:24There was an awful, uh...
00:21:28A baboon!
00:21:29Well, let's not have a complete double-duck.
00:21:31Spit!
00:21:49What's going on here? Why have we stopped?
00:21:52They're blasting up ahead, sir.
00:21:54They're what?
00:21:55What?
00:21:58Blasting, sir. With a new highway.
00:22:01Hmm.
00:22:02We'd better wait it out, I suppose.
00:22:04Yes, sir. They won't be long, sir.
00:22:06Mr. Shocker.
00:22:09His name is Schlocker, Mr. Bruno.
00:22:12Oh, please, sir.
00:22:13Uh, Bruno. Just plain Bruno, sir.
00:22:17Come on, buddy. Let's get this car out of here.
00:22:20Theatric.
00:22:21Yes.
00:22:25Let's go.
00:22:42Ah, my dear Miss Hall.
00:22:44So nice to see you here.
00:22:47And the young Mr. Hall.
00:22:49Hi, Schlocker. How are you?
00:22:50Good to see you, my boy.
00:22:52Me, this is my secretary, Miss Morris.
00:22:54Hi, Miss Morris. How do you do?
00:22:56Hi.
00:22:57Get the rest of it, Schlocker.
00:23:00Let's go in and take a look at the place.
00:23:02Oh, yes, sir.
00:23:03I've been away from the children too long already.
00:23:07You just follow me, and I'll show you where to park your machine.
00:23:11But if I may ask a favor, please.
00:23:15Please treat the children tactfully.
00:23:17You see, they're not accustomed to strangers.
00:23:20They might act wild if encouraged.
00:23:29Now, ladies.
00:23:30This is your Auntie Emily.
00:23:32And your Uncle Peter.
00:23:34Elizabeth.
00:23:35And Virginia.
00:23:37There's two pretty names for two such pretty young ladies.
00:23:41Uh, this is Miss, uh...
00:23:42Anne.
00:23:43Anne.
00:23:45Uh, Ralph. Where's Ralph?
00:23:47Ralph!
00:23:48Ralph!
00:23:49Virginia.
00:23:53Ralph!
00:23:54Ralph!
00:23:58Ralph!
00:23:59Ralph!
00:24:07Ralph!
00:24:14Aw, he's all right, Emily.
00:24:16He's just a big kid.
00:24:18Yes, it's like you say, sir.
00:24:20He's just a big kid.
00:24:25Now, see here, Bruno.
00:24:27Uh, you don't seem to realize just how serious all this is.
00:24:31Now, these, uh...
00:24:33children...
00:24:34are obviously in need of qualified professional care.
00:24:38Wouldn't you say?
00:24:40Well, uh, there's a great deal in what you say, sir.
00:24:43But, uh, I gave their father a solemn oath...
00:24:46that never allow their unfortunate malady...
00:24:49to become the object of public scrutiny.
00:24:52Nonsense.
00:24:53The days when we hid our insane behind walls of shame...
00:24:57went out with that old car of yours.
00:25:00They're talking about us, Virginia.
00:25:03I know.
00:25:04But Mr. Shocker.
00:25:05An oath to a dying man.
00:25:07That can't be taken lightly.
00:25:09Now, Bruno.
00:25:10What do you mean by malady?
00:25:12I mean, well, I seem backward, kid.
00:25:15Well, no, it's, uh, it's...
00:25:17it's more than a retardation.
00:25:19It's, uh, sort of a regression.
00:25:22A progressive deterioration of the mental faculties.
00:25:26A rotting of the brain, so to speak.
00:25:29It, uh, begins in late childhood and...
00:25:33progresses rapidly, uh, ultimately resulting in...
00:25:37physical deformity.
00:25:39Rather like, uh, the last stages of, uh, paresis.
00:25:43Really that bad?
00:25:45Yes, sir.
00:25:46The Mary family, or at least this branch of them...
00:25:50have been afflicted for generations.
00:25:53And I'm sorry to say, sir, I...
00:25:55I think this is the last generation.
00:25:58What a shame.
00:26:00Bruno, you mean all three of these?
00:26:03Yes, sir.
00:26:05It's the unfortunate result of...
00:26:08inbreeding.
00:26:10Never mind that now, Bruno.
00:26:11We can go into all that at the proper time.
00:26:13Hmm.
00:26:14Let's see.
00:26:15Yes.
00:26:16I would like to know the whereabouts of certain other members of the Mary family.
00:26:20The, uh...
00:26:22two sisters of Titus W. Mary and a brother named, I believe...
00:26:27Nedrick Mary.
00:26:29If alive.
00:26:31Alive?
00:26:33Well, you might say so, sir.
00:26:36Come on, Bruno.
00:26:37Don't beat around the bush.
00:26:39Are they around or not?
00:26:41They're talking about Uncle Ned.
00:26:44I know.
00:26:46Well, it became necessary to put them in a...
00:26:49a more private sort of an institution.
00:26:52My good man.
00:26:54Are you saying that you...
00:26:57that the family chauffeur has been in sole charge of this entire estate...
00:27:02and these minor children?
00:27:04Oh, I never thought of it that way, sir.
00:27:07You see, I promised the master that...
00:27:09Yeah, yeah, we know all about that.
00:27:11Listen, Schlocker, it's been a long trip.
00:27:13I'd like to get cleaned up and get off my feet for a while.
00:27:16We can go through this after dinner.
00:27:19Dinner?
00:27:20Yes.
00:27:21It is dinner time.
00:27:22Matter of fact, Bruno, we intend to spend the night.
00:27:25Oh, no, sir.
00:27:26That's quite impossible.
00:27:28Why, we're not prepared for guests.
00:27:31There seems to be a difference of opinion...
00:27:33as to who is the guest and who the host here.
00:27:40You do have food in the house, don't you?
00:27:43Oh, yes.
00:27:45You see, our diet is very austere.
00:27:49But I suppose we could find something.
00:27:53Yes.
00:27:54Yes, I suppose we could.
00:27:57Uh-huh.
00:28:02I smell a bug.
00:28:10A big, black, juicy...
00:28:32...bug.
00:28:53I'm proud of you, Virginia.
00:28:55You're doing so well.
00:29:01Ralph is ready, Bruno.
00:29:03Oh, thank you, Elizabeth.
00:29:04Bring him right down.
00:29:11My dear, there's no doubt in my mind...
00:29:13that we have here an absolutely clear-cut...
00:29:15prima facie open and shut case.
00:29:18Great.
00:29:19Now, all I want to know is...
00:29:20what is it worth in dollars and cents?
00:29:23Well, that's a little difficult to tell at this juncture.
00:29:26Perhaps with an audit...
00:29:29Mrs. Morris, give me Schedule B.
00:29:31All right, Mr. Schlosser.
00:29:32Of course, this is only the visible part...
00:29:34of the iceberg, so to speak.
00:29:36With more information, we can project the curve.
00:29:39Uh, hey.
00:29:41Hi, Ralph.
00:29:42Emily, look at Ralph.
00:29:44He's gotten all dressed up for it.
00:29:47Oh, yes, isn't he cute?
00:30:00Ladies and gentlemen...
00:30:02dinner is served.
00:30:05Well, at last.
00:30:07Thank you, Virginia.
00:30:09That was very good, Virginia.
00:30:12Oh, you go right ahead.
00:30:14But hurry up, hurry up.
00:30:16I will, I will.
00:30:20Uh, hungry, Mrs. Morris?
00:30:22Yes, I'm hungry.
00:30:25Uh, hungry, Mrs. Morris?
00:30:27Oh, yes, I'm famished.
00:30:30Shall we, then?
00:30:32Well, uh, there we are.
00:30:35Uh, just sit wherever you like.
00:30:37Uh, we're not very formal here at Mary House.
00:30:41We haven't had guests in a long time.
00:30:44No, it's been a long, long time.
00:30:48I might add that it's a great pleasure.
00:30:51You can sit down now, Ralph.
00:31:09Winifred.
00:31:11Winifred.
00:31:16Winifred.
00:31:18Winifred.
00:31:21Winifred.
00:31:33Barney, you came back.
00:31:37Naughty Winifred.
00:31:39You didn't tell me.
00:31:41Virginia, we're waiting for you.
00:31:51Come here.
00:31:53Come here.
00:31:58Sit in your chair, Virginia.
00:32:00Please.
00:32:09Mother!
00:32:15What is that?
00:32:19Well, that's rabbit.
00:32:21Obviously.
00:32:23Not bad, Bruno.
00:32:25Looks done to a turn.
00:32:27Thank you, sir.
00:32:28I hope you enjoy it.
00:32:30You know, we're very fortunate to have meat for our guests.
00:32:33You see, uh, we're vegetarian.
00:32:35Vegetarian?
00:32:37It's dead.
00:32:38We don't eat dead things.
00:32:41But, good Lord, man, why on Earth?
00:32:44Her master.
00:32:45Don't say it.
00:32:47It was no idle whim, I assure you.
00:32:50The master knew of the grave danger.
00:32:52The danger?
00:32:54Yes, Bruno.
00:32:55What is that supposed to mean?
00:32:57Well, the master believed, and you should know,
00:33:00that the eating of flesh would hasten the progress of their condition.
00:33:05Now, I've heard everything.
00:33:06Wait a minute, Bruno.
00:33:08Now, you mean like that old story about the lion cub
00:33:10who's actually tame until he gets his first taste of fresh meat, right?
00:33:14I'm afraid it's even more serious than that, sir.
00:33:19Well, whatever that is, rabbit or whatever, I pass.
00:33:29Looks good to me.
00:33:31Hey, I'll cart.
00:33:34Thank you, sir.
00:33:35Carry on.
00:33:37Oh, and I must tell you all,
00:33:39you have Ralph here to thank for providing it.
00:33:42Good for you, Ralph.
00:33:47Well, I'll have something else.
00:33:56What do you call these?
00:33:58A rare treat.
00:34:00Our favorite dish.
00:34:01We call it souffled fungi.
00:34:04What?
00:34:06Mushroom, schlocker.
00:34:08Oh, mushroom.
00:34:10A real staple.
00:34:12They grow profusely on the ground.
00:34:15And did Ralph...
00:34:17Oh, no, no.
00:34:19Virginia provided these.
00:34:21You see, she has an uncanny knack for picking only the non-poisonous ones.
00:34:30Come on, schlocker, let's not hog this stuff.
00:34:36There you go.
00:34:41Thank you, Uncle Peter.
00:34:45Thank you, Uncle Peter.
00:34:47Hey, schlocker, you certainly can't say they're not polite.
00:34:57Well, Miss Howe, if you don't feel up to the heavy affair,
00:35:01perhaps you'd like to try some of our fresh garden greens?
00:35:04Yeah, I might.
00:35:06Try the salad.
00:35:13Allow me.
00:35:18This thing isn't dressed.
00:35:28Isn't Ralph a vegetarian too?
00:35:30Oh, yes.
00:35:31But Ralph's allowed to eat anything that he catches.
00:35:36Hello.
00:35:52Emily, this is very good.
00:35:54You don't know what you're missing.
00:35:57As I told you, our diet is very upstairs.
00:36:00But it's most healthy.
00:36:02Yeah, that's great.
00:36:03I think everybody ought to eat like that.
00:36:05Oh, we have our delicacies too.
00:36:07But they're not in season right now.
00:36:14Oh, no, no, sir.
00:36:16You wouldn't want any of that.
00:36:21Oh, no.
00:36:22No, I guess not.
00:36:25No.
00:36:38What do you think about spending the night now, Emily?
00:36:42You couldn't drag me away, Peter.
00:36:45Good show, my dear.
00:36:46I'm with you.
00:36:48Oh, it's like I told you, sir.
00:36:50There's nothing more to say, Bruno.
00:36:52Now, let's make things easy on yourself.
00:36:55We want to be fair.
00:36:58The sisters can move in together, and you and Ralph.
00:37:02Well, we might do that.
00:37:06Oh, no, no.
00:37:07It's quite impossible.
00:37:08It's too dangerous.
00:37:09You see, this is an old building.
00:37:13The wood is rotten.
00:37:15You'd have to know your way about in the dark.
00:37:18Nonsense.
00:37:19The next thing you'll tell is it's haunted.
00:37:21Oh, no, nothing like that.
00:37:24He means they're vampires.
00:37:26Oh, yes, and werewolves.
00:37:28Are you a horror film fan, Miss Morse?
00:37:30Oh, yes, I love it.
00:37:32Dracula, Frankenstein.
00:37:34And the mummy?
00:37:35Oh, the mummy.
00:37:36I love the mummy.
00:37:37The way he walks.
00:37:39Step, scrape.
00:37:40Step, scrape.
00:37:42Oh, and the wolfman.
00:37:47There's going to be a full moon tonight.
00:37:50Mr. Schlocker, I mean, if you don't need me anymore tonight, I could just as well stay
00:38:20There's an inn in the village.
00:38:23As I see it, there are only two rooms anyway.
00:38:26Peter, if you took the car, do you think you could find lodgings for Miss Morse?
00:38:31Yeah, I saw a motel coming in, yeah.
00:38:34Fine, fine.
00:38:35Good idea.
00:38:36Just be sure you have her back on time, young man.
00:38:39Busy day ahead, you know.
00:38:41Don't worry.
00:38:42Thank you, Mr. Howe.
00:38:43You're very welcome.
00:38:47Children, some of our guests are going to stay the night.
00:38:50Would you come help me prepare the rooms?
00:38:53Yes, Bruno.
00:38:58Spiders!
00:39:03Got it.
00:39:05Eat spiders.
00:39:09We have lots of spiders.
00:39:14Do you like spiders, Mr. Howe?
00:39:16Oh, sure, Virginia.
00:39:18I love spiders.
00:39:20Do you?
00:39:21Would you like to play spider with me?
00:39:23Virginia, sure.
00:39:25I'll play spider with you.
00:39:27Maybe tomorrow?
00:39:29I'm sorry, Mr. Howe, that we couldn't accommodate everyone.
00:39:32But I'll be looking forward to seeing you tomorrow.
00:39:34Me too, Bruno.
00:39:36Thank you very much.
00:39:40Good night, kids.
00:39:43Well, Miss Morris, we should be getting an early start.
00:39:45I'd like that very much, Mr. Howe.
00:39:59This is the phoniest setup I've ever seen.
00:40:07There is something terribly wrong here.
00:40:10And I intend to find out exactly what it is.
00:40:23Say, it's still early, Miss Morris.
00:40:25Perhaps you'd like to have a drink at that inn in the village that Bruno mentioned?
00:40:29I'd like that very much, Mr. Howe.
00:40:32Oh, and maybe a sandwich, if you don't mind.
00:40:50Virginia.
00:40:53Virginia.
00:40:58Are you going to give Daddy good night?
00:41:00Mm-hmm.
00:41:01Elizabeth, are you scared?
00:41:05Scared of what?
00:41:07You know, those people.
00:41:11I hate them.
00:41:13You're not supposed to hate them.
00:41:15You should, too.
00:41:17They don't like spiders.
00:41:19I know.
00:41:23That little man looks just like a big, fat bug.
00:41:28Doesn't he?
00:41:30Yes, he does.
00:41:36You know what I'd like to do?
00:41:42There's really lots of fun playing spiders.
00:41:46Virginia, do your best.
00:42:01Coming to tuck you in, Daddy.
00:42:11Good night, Daddy.
00:42:41Good night.
00:43:01Good night.
00:43:21Good night.
00:43:41Good night.
00:44:01Good night.
00:44:21Good night.
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00:46:21Good night.
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00:48:01Good night.
00:48:21Good night.
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00:49:41Good night.
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00:51:43Now, see here.
00:51:46This won't do.
00:51:49You've gone quite far enough, ladies.
00:51:56Beyond the bounds of prudence and good taste.
00:52:07I don't know what you people are up to here, but...
00:52:13I'm going to have to call in the authorities.
00:52:17Here are our laws.
00:52:21Criminal laws, I...
00:52:24Kill him!
00:52:25Kill him!
00:52:27No, this isn't right.
00:52:29There are proper procedures.
00:52:32Special remedies.
00:52:35These things could be litigated.
00:52:37Kill him!
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00:53:47And now you put him right back in his own van.
00:53:52Bruno will never even have to know.
00:53:53Please don't hate me!
00:53:54I didn't mean to do it!
00:53:59She made me do it!
00:54:00She made me do it, Bruno!
00:54:01He made me do it, Bruno.
00:54:04Well, he was spying on us.
00:54:07Well, he was gonna tell.
00:54:09He was gonna tell on us, Bruno.
00:54:13Yes, Elizabeth, he was gonna tell.
00:54:18Now, don't you worry, Virginia.
00:54:22I'm not gonna hate you.
00:54:26I knew this was coming someday.
00:54:29But it's so soon.
00:54:33And you really and truly don't hate me?
00:54:38I promised your daddy I'd never, never hate you.
00:54:42You did?
00:54:44You ought to hate him.
00:54:46Elizabeth, I told you it isn't nice to hate.
00:54:52Children, I've got something I want to tell you, and I...
00:54:57I want you to listen very, very carefully.
00:55:04A long, long time ago, I...
00:55:07I promised your daddy that...
00:55:09I'd take care of you and Ralph forever and ever.
00:55:15And then...
00:55:17came this Mr. Schlocker, and he was a nasty, mean man.
00:55:23He wanted to take you away, where...
00:55:26old Bruno would never see you again.
00:55:31But...
00:55:34you hurt Mr. Schlocker, and...
00:55:37he can't do that now.
00:55:41But soon, there'll be more Mr. Schlockers, and they'll be...
00:55:45nastier and meaner than he was, and...
00:55:49you won't be able to hurt all them, because...
00:55:53there'll be too many of them.
00:55:56They can't take me away from you, Bruno.
00:56:00They can't make me go away.
00:56:03You won't let them, will you, Bruno?
00:56:07I promised your daddy I wouldn't.
00:56:11I knew you wouldn't, Bruno.
00:56:14I'm not afraid.
00:56:18Well...
00:56:20we didn't have much time, anyway.
00:56:24Pretty soon, Ralph, he'll be...
00:56:27ready to join Uncle Ned and Aunt Clara.
00:56:33And you...
00:56:35We want to stay here forever and ever, Bruno.
00:56:39With you and Ralph and Uncle Ned.
00:56:45We will.
00:56:47I promise.
00:56:48Forever and ever. We will.
00:56:51You know...
00:56:53I know where there's a nice new toy...
00:56:57that'll do a wonderful thing.
00:57:00A toy?
00:57:02Yes.
00:57:03And you can stay up late just to see it.
00:57:06Can we?
00:57:07Uh-huh.
00:57:09Now, I have to go a little ways to get it.
00:57:13But it'll only take me a little while.
00:57:15Please don't go away, Bruno.
00:57:18I'm scared.
00:57:19It won't take but a few minutes.
00:57:22And I'll be back.
00:57:23Now...
00:57:25Elizabeth...
00:57:27I expect you to take care of your brother and sister...
00:57:31and see that they don't get in any trouble.
00:57:33Will you do that?
00:57:35I will, Bruno.
00:57:45What's that?
00:57:55It's got to hurt.
00:58:15Ralph!
00:58:28Schlocker!
00:58:30Schlocker!
00:58:31Schlocker!
00:58:33Schlocker!
00:58:37Schlocker!
00:58:43So, how?
00:58:46Schlocker!
00:58:54Kick her! Kick her!
00:58:55Don't let her get away!
00:59:03Help!
00:59:04Kick her!
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01:03:22Bruno!
01:03:23Bruno!
01:03:25It doesn't sound like Bruno.
01:03:27Oh, no.
01:03:28It's Uncle Peter and that pretty lady.
01:03:31They'd come back!
01:03:32Virginia, you mustn't hurt anyone else.
01:03:35Bruno will really hate you
01:03:37He will not
01:03:39Anyway, I like uncle Peter. He's not like that bad man all the same. They'll tell on us
01:03:46What's a?
01:03:49But they tell of course they'll tell and I said it'd be others didn't they
01:03:57They're coming while we do
01:04:02We'll have to make a plan
01:04:06I
01:04:12Somebody's up and about
01:04:13Good. I hope it's not that Ralph. Oh
01:04:16Ralph just a big kid
01:04:18Do you really think so sure?
01:04:35I
01:04:44Hey, this is it mr. Morse not gonna have to spend the night here after all there's no room at the end as they say
01:04:50Good evening, uncle Peter
01:04:52Peter
01:05:02No, no, he's away
01:05:23There's really no need to disturb anyone all righty, what does mr. Bruno get back?
01:05:29He'll be along by and by
01:05:32Now uncle Peter you just make yourself right at home
01:05:37Virginia dear you may entertain uncle Peter while I take care of this pretty lady
01:05:47It's alright
01:05:48It's alright
01:05:50I'm sure was it but I was what to do
01:05:55Well, you really think so sure listen Emily is very easy to get along with but she's asleep
01:06:02Well, that won't be necessary
01:06:04And we'll have daddy's room
01:06:08It's really very nice. There you go. See
01:06:13Thank You Elizabeth you're really very kind
01:06:16See you in the morning. Mm-hmm. It's awfully nice in this way, pretty lady
01:06:29I'm glad you came back
01:06:47I like you too
01:06:58You're a nice lady I liked you right away
01:07:02You're not like those others
01:07:05Virginia likes you too and Ralph we all like you and uncle Peter
01:07:16You'd never tell no matter what Bruno said
01:07:25You'd never tell I know you would I like you pretty lady
01:07:33Pretty lady
01:07:46You
01:08:09And the big black spider goes round and round and wraps the bug all up on it
01:08:16Mm-hmm
01:08:18Virginia what happens when the spider gets a bug all wrapped up in a web?
01:08:25Aha, I won't tell
01:08:29All right
01:08:31How long's take to play this game? Oh
01:08:46Virginia
01:08:55Hey, what's the spider what's the spider do now what oh, yes
01:09:01Now the spider does
01:09:03little dance
01:09:06Shift it
01:09:10And make it work so that he's juice will taste better
01:09:17You
01:09:19Virginia I think we'd better play another game
01:09:24Uncle Peter, do you like that pretty lady? Yes. Yes, I do
01:09:41Do you like me
01:09:47Ah, well, mr. Bruno come back Bruno won't hate me promise
01:09:57Spiders like
01:10:07But I guess folks don't like spiders very much I like spiders I like spiders I
01:10:14Do too
01:10:21Guess I have to sting you now
01:10:45Oh, well, I have to go away from it
01:10:53But I'll be right back don't go away
01:11:08What are we gonna do with it Ralph can't let go
01:11:14Oh
01:11:16What do you mean what are we going to do with there don't you know you made this plan I didn't have enough time to
01:11:22finish it
01:11:25She wiggles just like a big squiggly bug in a spider web
01:11:37Uncle Ned could make her quiet. No Bruno would be very mad
01:11:44Anyway, Ralph likes to see
01:11:47We mustn't hurt her
01:11:50Just make her quiet
01:11:57Now spiders very clever
01:12:02She's very cleverly
01:12:07Drain the vital juices from the bugs
01:12:11And
01:12:13That makes the bugs stop squiggling
01:12:18Did that make her stop squiggling?
01:12:25Help me find something sharp
01:12:40Oh
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01:14:08Me up
01:14:10Oh
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01:16:05Brought that wonderful surprise I promised you
01:16:10Oh
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01:16:52Sir I don't know how you got yourself into this predicament, but I suggest that you leave the premises as quickly as possible
01:17:10Oh
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01:18:11Yes, it was quite an amazing experience
01:18:14But for me, anyway, a lot of good came of this
01:18:20Being the only survivor naturally I inherited the wealth of the Mary's which later turned out to be
01:18:28quite vast
01:18:31More important than that though my wife
01:18:35That's our daughter Jessica
01:18:40Oh
01:18:44May I go outside now
01:18:48Well, all right Jessica dear, but be sure and come back into the house if it starts raining again, well, I will mommy
01:19:07And so the Mary syndrome
01:19:10Was extinguished forever with the family that carried it
01:19:16My own branch of the family being rather distant we never suffered from the curse
01:19:40I
01:20:10You