(1961-1962)
Production : UPA
January 22, 1961
Production : UPA
January 22, 1961
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00:00 [dramatic music]
00:07 The Dick Tracy Show! [gunshots]
00:13 [dramatic music]
00:25 [triumphant music]
00:27 Okay, Chief. I'll get on it right away.
00:30 Dick Tracy calling Patrolman Hippocalerie.
00:33 Come in, Tracy.
00:35 Be on the lookout for two counterfeiters hiding out in your district.
00:39 Recover the phony money and bring them in.
00:41 Use caution. Both men are armed and dangerous.
00:45 That is all. Six to an even. Over and out.
00:48 Before those two crooks know what happened, I'll...
00:52 [yowls]
00:54 I'll snap the trap on them and bring them in.
00:57 [triumphant music]
01:00 Howdy, Nick. I need some info on a pair of counterfeiters.
01:05 What's with the grapevine?
01:07 [drumming]
01:12 The crooks are holed up at Grandma's bakery.
01:18 Thanks, Nick. You're triple-A with the force.
01:21 [triumphant music]
01:26 Did you hide the dough in a pie, oodles?
01:29 Sure enough, bro. Take a gander at this rich batch of dough.
01:33 Wow, man. It's my favorite pie.
01:35 It ought to be. I always use the most expensive dough in my pies.
01:39 [laughing]
01:42 Tomorrow, we lamb out of here with the plates in the long green.
01:45 Meanwhile, this Grandma outfit's a good gimmick for fooling snooping cops. Right?
01:49 [phone ringing]
01:50 Hey, bro. It's the doorbell.
01:52 Sit tight. I'll answer it.
01:54 Howdy, Grandma.
01:57 Howdy, cop... uh, officer.
02:00 Have you seen a couple of crooks, Grandma?
02:03 Crooks? Oh, mercy, no. I'm all alone here with my grandson.
02:07 We're baking pies for the orphans.
02:10 Gosh, this one's loaded with goodies.
02:14 [sniffing]
02:15 Smells like real dough, too.
02:18 Bro, that's a pie with our dough in it.
02:21 Our dough? No. Hey, copper, give me that pie.
02:25 Bro, you lost your wig. Hands off.
02:28 Gosh, he's a crook.
02:31 Here's a pie in the eye, guy.
02:33 [slurping]
02:35 Real lemon. [laughing]
02:37 That's good.
02:39 I've got our pie with the dough. Scram.
02:42 They've hidden the counterfeit dough in that pie.
02:45 Give me that pie.
02:47 Okay. Catch.
02:49 [laughing]
02:53 Hold, or I'll let you have it.
02:56 Let him have it. On the button, copper.
02:59 Hold everything.
03:03 Officer Heapo-Calorie calling Dick Tracy.
03:08 Have both crooks cornered. Situation under control.
03:13 Good work, Heap.
03:14 Six-two and even. Over and out.
03:17 Smack him again, friend.
03:20 Right in the kisser, copper. [laughing]
03:24 Oh, hey, watch this.
03:26 We're on a moving belt. Turn around, oodles. We'll run back.
03:30 Oh, no, you won't. I'll see to that.
03:33 Gangway, one side.
03:35 [yelling]
03:37 The pie bounced out of my hands.
03:40 And right into mine.
03:42 Hand over that pie, wise guy.
03:45 Take that. You're looking for the dough.
03:49 Have some.
03:51 Hey, help, copper. Give us a hand.
03:54 Oh, this dough's raising fast.
03:56 Help, get us out of here. We can't move.
03:58 Oh, this dough's going up. It's gonna blow.
04:01 Oh, yow.
04:03 [explosion]
04:05 Oh, we give up, copper.
04:07 Get us out of this mess. Put us in jail, please.
04:10 Okay, boys, have it your way.
04:14 Patrolman Heap O'Callery calling Dick Tracy.
04:18 Go ahead, Heap.
04:20 Send the wagon to Grandma's bakery.
04:23 Pick up two counterfeiters and their phony money.
04:26 Good work, Heap.
04:28 Thanks, but I hope I didn't spoil Grandma's recipe.
04:32 'Cause I had to add, get this, two bad yegs to her dough.
04:39 [laughing]
04:42 [music]
04:57 [BLANK_AUDIO]