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00:00 [music]
00:02 [music]
00:31 [sanding]
00:34 This grout is supposed to stay white for 20 years.
00:38 What's it been? 17? 18?
00:41 Peggy, where's that receipt?
00:43 Uncle Hank!
00:44 Ah! Don't you know not to barge in here when I'm in the shower?
00:49 Oh, for goodness sakes, Hank. You are fully clothed.
00:52 This time, next time, I might not be so lucky.
00:55 Just look at Lady Bird.
00:58 Oh, Lady Bird, didn't Luanne make you look pretty?
01:02 Pretty dog? Who's a pretty dog?
01:04 Get that stuff off of her. She looks like Fran Drescher.
01:08 I didn't put it on. Your dog ate all my cruelty-free makeups.
01:13 Okay, honey, calm down.
01:15 If she tries it again, you just give her a little tap on the fanny with a rolled-up newspaper.
01:19 I spent extra money to buy cruelty-free.
01:23 I'll do a lot more than tap her.
01:25 I found a spark plug.
01:30 Great! Now we need five more of those, an engine, four wheels, some kind of frame, and a cassette radio, and we got our death cart!
01:40 Hey, look what I found.
01:44 A Manitoba 100, the official cigarette of the Royal Canadian Mounted Police.
01:56 Wow. I never had one of those.
02:00 You ever had any cigarette?
02:03 Well, no. How about you?
02:06 Only secondhand from my dad.
02:09 You want to spark it?
02:14 No, no, no, no, no!
02:28 Quick, pull the knob!
02:32 Is someone in there? Is this John Occupied?
02:36 Is this John Occupied?
02:40 Yes.
02:41 Bobby, is that you?
02:47 Well, do you want to lose a lung? Because if you do, I am sure there's another little boy out there who would take it in a second.
02:53 Didn't you read this? Cancer, heart disease, emphysema.
02:58 I thought those were the ingredients.
03:01 Hey, do not be a smart mouth, young man. Now, I gave up smoking so you could be free of birth defects, and this is how you repay me?
03:08 Yeah, you don't know how hard it is to quit. Your mother and I went through hell trying to... Hey, don't recline, old mate, while I'm talking to you.
03:18 Bobby, smoking is a nasty, filthy, filthy habit, and only trailer trash smoke nowadays. Now, do you want to look like trailer trash?
03:26 That's not fair! I don't smoke!
03:30 Lord Hank, you finish this.
03:34 Oh, honey, you are not trash, just 'cause you grew up in a trailer and your mama's in prison.
03:39 All right, Joe Camel, you want to smoke, let's go smoke.
03:44 Now, look here. You are going to smoke this entire carton.
03:50 Huh? I thought you said you didn't want me to smoke anymore.
03:56 Oh, this will take care of that, believe me. I wish my daddy had the parenting skills to do this for me, I tell you what.
04:06 Start puffin', boy. We gotta get through 200 of these.
04:11 Joseph, I understand you smoked your first cigarette today.
04:15 I'm sorry, Dad. I'll never smoke again.
04:19 Oh, hold on, son. I want you to keep an open mind so you can make an informed decision.
04:26 If you want, you can read a bloated government report on smoking, or go straight to the horse's mouth and get the facts from the tobacco industry.
04:46 For God's sakes, Bobby, what nationality are you?
04:49 American.
04:51 Then why are you holding your cigarette like some kind of European Nazi in the movie?
04:57 Why does it matter?
04:59 Now, that's not the right sort of attitude for you to have.
05:02 Whatever you do, you should do right, even if it's something wrong.
05:07 Okay.
05:10 No, no, no. I said American. Here, let me show you.
05:14 [Music]
05:29 That is not how to inhale, Bobby. You're hot-boxin' it.
05:33 You gotta inhale slow.
05:36 [Music]
05:44 You see? Slow, like that.
05:49 Okay.
05:51 Wait a minute. Let me show you one more time.
05:55 No two ways about it. Smoking is a filthy, disgusting habit.
06:00 [Music]
06:04 How come you smoked?
06:06 Well, it wasn't as bad for you back then.
06:11 Wow.
06:12 Verticain, huh?
06:14 The trick is to get your thumb under the filter.
06:17 But of course, smoking is wrong, so you'll have to try this with a dowel or something.
06:24 [Groaning]
06:29 Come on, only one pack left.
06:31 I think I'm gonna barf.
06:33 That's what I wanted to hear. Good job, son.
06:39 [Gagging]
06:43 Uh, when you're finished, you wanna get that with a hose?
06:49 You see, raising a boy is like fixing a radiator.
06:53 You don't talk it into working right.
06:56 You have to take it out back and flush it clean.
06:59 [Music]
07:17 What's wrong, Hank?
07:19 Why are you always asking me that? What's wrong with you? How does that sound for a change?
07:24 Well, I've just asked you once.
07:26 Oh, was it about Bobby and that cigarette today?
07:29 No, I took care of that.
07:31 I made him smoke a whole carton until he was as sick as he's ever been in his life.
07:36 Hank Hill, what on God's earth were you thinking?
07:40 He is just a little boy. You stunt his growth, he will stay that way.
07:44 Peggy, it's late. I'm tired. Let's just go to sleep.
07:49 [Sighing]
07:52 Uh, I gotta go do some stuff. I think I might have left the blender on.
07:59 [Music]
08:08 Hmm.
08:10 [Music]
08:15 [Dog barking]
08:17 [Music]
08:36 [Music]
08:56 Hmm.
08:59 Hmm.
09:01 [Music]
09:13 Hey there, Enrique.
09:16 Uh, sorry, Mr. Hill. I know I'm not supposed to be smoking.
09:20 Oh, hell, what's rule four if you can't break it once in a while?
09:28 And times got hard after NAFTA sent the pinata jobs north.
09:32 That's quite a story, Enrique. I like stories. I like stories about pinatas.
09:40 In fact, I like everything you have to say.
09:43 Let's me and you visit your hometown sometime the way you had the courtesy to come see mine.
09:49 I'd be honored for you to meet my family, Mr. Hill.
09:52 And I'd be honored for you to meet my... Oh, no, my wife.
09:57 Hi, Hank. Honey, can you take a lunch break?
10:00 Uh, sure.
10:02 [Engine starting]
10:09 Oh, Dios mio.
10:11 [Gunshot]
10:13 [Footsteps]
10:18 [Sniffing]
10:21 [Glass shattering]
10:24 Ha, ha, ha. How do you like that, hmm?
10:29 Is your heart racing? Are you upset?
10:35 Now you know how I feel when you eat my makeups.
10:38 Oh, for heaven's sake. That flesh-eating virus has claimed another victim.
10:42 Well, don't let it worry you, Peggy.
10:45 Sometimes you just gotta relax and enjoy life for all its rich, mellow flavor.
10:51 Hank, what are you doing?
10:54 Oh, uh, oh, uh, well, Bobby vomited with one pack to go.
11:00 I couldn't throw him out. That would be wasteful.
11:03 But we haven't smoked for 12 years.
11:06 I know, but, well, hey, doesn't the smell take you back?
11:12 [Sniffing]
11:15 Hmm. What do you get for your body?
11:21 You got it a gift to bash your elbow.
11:25 That's what you get for your troubled eyes.
11:31 You'll never fall in love again.
11:34 Oh, ho, ho, hey, hey, wait a minute.
11:38 You'll never fall in love again.
11:42 Oh, Hank.
11:45 [Laughing]
11:54 Oh, that feels like, what, a hundred years ago.
11:57 It doesn't have to.
12:00 Hmm. Hmm.
12:03 Hmm.
12:10 Hmm.
12:13 Shouldn't we be getting home?
12:15 No, Hank, let's just stay a moment longer.
12:21 Oh, boy.
12:24 Oh, boy.
12:26 I feel so alive with pleasure.
12:38 Fine day, isn't it, boy?
12:40 Oh, Hank, there is a tile in the bathroom that I think we missed.
12:46 Really? Well, I better check that out.
12:50 [Birds chirping]
12:54 [Chuckling]
12:58 Well, I found the tile, thank you very much, Peggy,
13:02 and I looked at it, but there's still some more tile for you to look at.
13:07 You know, I think I will save the rest of my tile for after breakfast.
13:12 Will you stop talking about your stupid tile?
13:15 If it's so dirty, go clean it, and if it's clean, you can shut up!
13:20 Hey, I've got an idea.
13:25 Let's go eat at that place we used to go when we smoked with the jazz combo.
13:32 Smokey's?
13:33 Yeah, that's the one.
13:36 [Smoking]
13:39 [Music]
13:45 Yep. Yep. Yep.
13:51 [Smoking]
13:59 Mmmmmmmmm! Mmm!
14:03 Hey, man, y'all done put that dang old thing out, man.
14:06 Y'all gonna lighten up like that, man.
14:08 You gonna be like a dang old junkie, man.
14:10 Gonna go messing up my head with that dang old secondary nicotine like that, man.
14:14 Oh, Hank, I thought you gave that up.
14:17 Welcome back, friend! I knew this day would come!
14:22 Dale, get off of me!
14:25 [Music]
14:28 Yep, same old Smokey's. Place hasn't changed a bit.
14:33 Now, where is old Smokey? We would love to say hi.
14:36 Oh, Smokey's no longer with us.
14:39 Oh, I'm so sorry.
14:41 Well, it's for the best, darling. Those last few years went and spread to his bones.
14:47 Smoking or not smoking?
14:49 Uh, smoking.
14:51 [Music]
15:02 [Coughing]
15:15 [Gasping]
15:18 [Grunting]
15:20 [Alarm clock]
15:24 What's going on in here?
15:26 Bobby, what are you doing with a cigarette? You are gonna burn this house down.
15:29 Hey, alright! You guys smoke, too?
15:32 What we do is none of your business. I told you not to smoke.
15:37 Do I have to take you out back with another carton of cigarettes?
15:41 I think you do.
15:43 I cannot believe that you're all smoking.
15:46 Don't you know that more people die smoking than die of war in Vietnam every day?
15:54 I'm begging you, put out your cigarettes and keep them out.
15:58 She's right, Hank. How can we expect Bobby to quit when we won't?
16:04 We're the adults. We have to set an example.
16:08 Hey, that's my rug.
16:11 No one said it was gonna be easy, son.
16:15 Future non-smokers, take a look to your left.
16:25 Now take a look to your right.
16:27 Who do you see? Don't be shy. There are no wrong answers here.
16:32 I see a caring human being?
16:34 No. You see your buddies for a better life.
16:39 I've got the strangest feeling someone's gonna kick his ass.
16:43 Oh, come on, Hank. Will you just give it a chance?
16:46 Yes, buddy. Give it a chance.
16:50 Bill, what are you doing here?
16:53 Well, I know you think of me as a pretty together guy, but sometimes I need a little help.
16:59 Just six nights a week for... 20 years.
17:03 Looks like someone found a buddy. Hey, there!
17:06 Why don't you tell us your name and how long you've been smoking?
17:09 Uh, I'd rather not.
17:11 I understand. It's not easy to admit we're weak.
17:16 You're calling me weak? Look at your little birdie arms.
17:20 They're no thicker than a cigarette. I could smoke them little arms.
17:24 Come on, Dad. Open up.
17:26 Ah. Is this your son?
17:29 It's beautiful how you came out to support your daddy.
17:32 I'm a smoker, too.
17:35 Oh, no. How long have you been addicted to cigarettes?
17:38 Since my dad let me smoke a whole carton.
17:42 Oh, God.
17:44 Wait a minute. I didn't let him. I made him.
17:48 It was a punishment.
17:50 Can I get a new buddy?
17:52 What is wrong with him?
17:54 You are sick, sir. You shouldn't be allowed to have children.
17:57 Now, hold on a minute here. I didn't bring my family here to be yelled at.
18:03 I don't think I like this club.
18:05 You all whine too much, and the coffee's bad.
18:09 I'll tell you what you need to do. You need to take a 13th step.
18:13 Down off your high horse.
18:15 Yeah!
18:17 Here's to three of the bravest individuals in all of Ireland.
18:27 To the hills and their tobacco-free future.
18:30 My God, are you still talking?
18:32 Why's my potato got skin on it? I hate skin!
18:37 I will not sit here and have my work insulted.
18:41 What, do you think the potatoes just fly into the bowl and mash themselves?
18:46 I know y'all don't mean none of those harsh words.
18:50 It's just a nicotine withdrawal.
18:53 Why is she still talking?
18:55 [Music]
19:02 Oh, my God!
19:04 Drop it. Drop it.
19:07 [Music]
19:12 Bobby, Hank, hold on. I got it.
19:15 [Music]
19:21 When's this thing supposed to kick in? It's not working. It's broken.
19:28 Bobby, the patch goes on your shoulder.
19:30 Bobby! Bobby!
19:33 [Groaning]
19:37 Bobby, spit it out! Spit it out!
19:39 Hank, you hold him. I'll go get a stick.
19:42 [Music]
19:51 I wasn't gonna smoke it, I swear.
19:55 I know. You didn't.
19:58 Good boy. Here's your treat.
20:02 Bobby, Aunt Peg, come in here.
20:05 Uncle Hank's clean. He's gonna be okay.
20:10 Oh, yeah? Good job. Well done. So proud.
20:13 Let's celebrate. I'll make an icebox cake. Bobby, why don't you...
20:19 Hey, uh, where's Aunt Peggy?
20:23 The cigarette's gone.
20:26 Mom!
20:28 I found her.
20:30 Close the damn door. Can't you see that I am knitting?
20:33 Mom, hand over the cigarette.
20:36 No.
20:38 Mom, this is not your son. This is your buddy.
20:41 No!
20:43 Hand it over!
20:45 Who's your buddy? Who's your buddy?
20:49 Well done, Bobby.
20:52 Hey, wait a minute!
20:54 [Screaming]
20:56 Give me that!
20:59 You want the cigarette? You want it so bad?
21:03 Come and get it. Come on.
21:06 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, out of there!
21:09 Hey, what are you doing, Luann?
21:11 Unlock this door right now.
21:13 I'm crating y'all in like an unruly dog.
21:18 I'm sick of dysfunctional families.
21:21 I came from one, and I'm not gonna let it happen to you.
21:25 Function! Function, damn you!
21:29 Okay. Women and children first.
21:33 I take the first puff.
21:36 Bobby here gets a second.
21:39 If there's anything left, you.
21:42 Who are you trying to kid? We all know there won't be anything left.
21:46 Let's you and me split it, Peg. It'll be romantic.
21:50 You know, like the old days, before he came along.
21:55 Mama, it's your son.
21:58 Nine months inside, remember?
22:01 Are there good times, too?
22:03 I don't know. This is happening too fast. I just don't know.
22:07 Well, I do. Come on, Bobby. You and me can take her.
22:10 You go high, I'll go low.
22:12 Hey, back off!
22:14 I will drop it. I will. I will drop this.
22:18 No!
22:28 Look at us, at each other's throats.
22:31 And after all we've been through.
22:34 This family has survived fires and twisters,
22:37 and every strain of flu the Orient could throw at us.
22:40 Well, we are not gonna be done in by a lousy tobacco leaf.
22:44 We're gonna make it. Together.
22:47 Now, who's with me? Hands in the center. Come on.
22:51 Hey!
22:54 Come on!
22:56 (Gunshot)
22:58 (Gunshot)
23:03 (Groans)
23:09 (Groans)
23:14 (Groans)
23:18 (Groans)
23:20 Oh, Hank.
23:29 I know. Isn't it the most beautiful day you've ever seen?
23:34 What a day to be alive.
23:37 Hey, Dad, over here.
23:43 Go deep, Bobby.
23:45 I'm coming, Bobby. I'm coming, Harry.
23:48 All right.
23:50 Over here, Peggy.
23:52 Okay.
23:54 Y'all, listen up, man.
24:04 This is the boom house.
24:06 This is your lungs on air.
24:08 This is your lungs on smoke.
24:10 See the difference, man?
24:12 It's gonna stunt your growth all over you
24:14 like Martin Downey Jr.
24:16 Robert Downey Jr. Even worse, man.
24:18 Yo, they talk about oral gratification, all that.
24:22 It's gonna give you low sperm count, man.
24:24 It'll give 'em ear hair.
24:26 Yo, it just ain't no good.
24:29 (Drumming)
24:31 (upbeat music)
24:33 [BLANK_AUDIO]