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00:00 Arms, goods the less fortunate, gifts, donations, charity, anything!
00:07 [gunshots]
00:10 [gunshot]
00:12 [gunshot]
00:14 This racket is for the birds. There must be something better.
00:19 Hey, what's that?
00:21 Help wanted. Gunslinger. Must be able to hit small, moving target. $15 a week. Mayor Fur E. Cat.
00:30 $15 a week? Boy, that's real dough!
00:35 Mayor Cat, my name is Featherfinger. Have gun, will sling.
00:46 I understand you want some hombre, shall we say, done away with?
00:51 Oh, at last, at last! It's been terrible. All day, all night, zoom, zoom, andele, zoom!
00:58 Oh, I can never catch him. You gotta help me. Please, please!
01:06 Please? You're spattering my uniform. Say, just who is it that's got you so unstrung?
01:12 It's Speedy Gonzales, the fastest mouse in all Mexico.
01:17 You're hiring me to get rid of a mouse? It is to laugh.
01:22 Now, now, please don't laugh at me. I can't catch that speed demon. Oh, it's embarrassing. Please help me. Please, please!
01:29 Oh, very well. I'll take the job.
01:31 You will? Oh, thank you, thank you. Gracias.
01:36 Fortunately, we gunslingers are above such tawdry displays of emotion. And besides, 15 bucks is 15 bucks.
01:45 I'll just wait here for the little sneak. Meanwhile, I'll practice my gunslinging.
01:52 Hey, yippee, aye, yo, hi, hey!
01:54 Hm, I guess I need more practice.
01:57 Hey, loco doc, what's all the noise about? You interrupt my siesta, señor.
02:02 Señor? Hey, that foreign accent sounds suspicious.
02:07 I think I saw my target.
02:10 Hey, are you Speedy Gonzales?
02:12 Si, from south of the border, down Mexico way. Si.
02:16 Well, my job is to bring you back dead or alive. So let's see you outrun this.
02:22 Not wrong.
02:23 Hey, he's gone.
02:25 Oh, suffering sex shooters. I must have blown him to smithereens.
02:30 [screeching]
02:32 Yee-haw, yee-haw, yee-haw, yee-haw, yee-haw, yee-haw, yee-haw, yee-haw, yee-haw, yee-haw, yee-haw, yee-haw.
02:38 I put your bullet back, señor.
02:41 Gee, I coulda killed this way.
02:46 He's obviously too smart for the frontal attack. So, with a clever disguise, as a compadre, I'll gain his confidence and corner him.
02:56 Buenos dias, señor. Have you seen a doc disguised as one of our countrymen?
03:00 Like this mouth?
03:02 Si.
03:03 I hate you.
03:06 This should dispose of the little rat, I think.
03:11 Hola, señor Loco Doc. Como se va?
03:17 Oh, I'm glad you came in. Let me buy you a drink. Here.
03:21 Gracias, señor Doc.
03:22 But, but...
03:25 [thunder]
03:27 This is gin monotonous.
03:31 If you can't think better, think bigger, I always say.
03:37 This will make me the big cheese around here. [laughs]
03:44 Oles, frijoles. Look at that. It's a giant family size. I will take it home to Mexico pronto.
03:52 Mexico? But I don't want to go to Mexico.
03:56 Oh, I'll just sneak out. He'll never know the difference.
03:59 Ooh, he's despicable.
04:08 Caramba, that's the biggest popcorn I've ever seen. I think I'll go home and get my camera and take a picture of it.
04:16 Si.
04:17 You need some help, señor Doc?
04:29 No, I don't need any help, señor Mouth.
04:32 Gotcha.
04:33 Alright, Mayor. Here's your...