McLintock!-HD (1963)

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00:00:00 [Music]

00:00:22 Love in the country where skies are blue.

00:00:31 All you'll be dreaming of are the birds and the bees and the flowers and the trees till you're up to your knees in love.

00:00:39 There's a treehouse in the meadow below the mountain peak.

00:00:44 The perfect place for lovers when they play hide and seek.

00:00:48 There's a covered bridge, a crippled prick where the horses always stop.

00:00:52 Between the treehouse and the covered bridge, that's how mom would pop.

00:00:56 I make love in the country where skies are blue.

00:01:06 All you'll be dreaming of are the birds and the bees and the flowers and the trees till you're up to your knees in love.

00:01:14 There are roses on the trellis and the scent of new mown hay.

00:01:19 The clinging vine is jealous on the fence across the way.

00:01:23 There's a great big yellow moon above and a breeze to sing a song between the roses and the yellow.

00:01:30 A fella can't go wrong if he makes love in the country where skies are blue.

00:01:40 All you'll be dreaming of are the birds and the bees and the flowers and the trees till you're up to your knees in love.

00:01:51 (music)

00:02:04 (children playing)

00:02:22 Oh, for goodness, not again.

00:02:40 Howdy, Drago.

00:02:41 Morning, Curly.

00:02:42 Make seven times this month he come home swoggled.

00:02:46 Six.

00:02:47 Seven.

00:02:48 Six. Once was his birthday.

00:02:49 That don't count.

00:02:50 Give me my bucket.

00:02:51 Anything for breakfast but two raw eggs and a mug of honey.

00:02:54 No.

00:02:55 Curly.

00:02:56 Yes, boss.

00:03:01 Don't say it's a fine morning or I'll shoot you.

00:03:07 Get out of here, Bunyan.

00:03:09 Good morning.

00:03:10 Good morning.

00:03:12 Carlos, what are you doing up there?

00:03:14 I hope I get it this time, Mr. McClintock.

00:03:16 My brothers, they got the big hats already.

00:03:28 All right, let them have at it.

00:03:44 Get over.

00:03:45 You won't let me drive?

00:03:46 You promised me you would sometime.

00:03:48 No.

00:03:49 Yeah.

00:03:50 Boss, you better watch that turn on the road.

00:03:53 You're going to kill four of us on these days.

00:04:00 Thank you, Mr. Boss.

00:04:13 You got cattle in the back, boss.

00:04:28 Keep it up.

00:04:49 You're going 15 cents a pound all the way to Kansas City.

00:05:18 Now, boss, there's one old pensioner I wished you would pass up.

00:05:47 Bunny?

00:05:48 Yeah.

00:05:49 I knew her.

00:05:50 I'd seen his face before.

00:05:51 He ain't an old-timer.

00:05:52 He's just been around town a couple of years.

00:05:53 Oh, you have no milk of human kindness.

00:05:54 Morning, Mr. McClintock.

00:05:55 Morning, Bunny.

00:05:56 Well, I can see you're in good health.

00:05:57 Never felt better, contrary to what you may hear.

00:05:58 Me, my kidneys ain't what they used to be, and my liver's been leaving me billies.

00:05:59 Drago, I'm going to get you a drink.

00:06:00 I'm going to get you a drink.

00:06:01 I'm going to get you a drink.

00:06:02 I'm going to get you a drink.

00:06:03 I'm going to get you a drink.

00:06:04 I'm going to get you a drink.

00:06:05 I'm going to get you a drink.

00:06:06 I'm going to get you a drink.

00:06:07 I'm going to get you a drink.

00:06:28 I'm going to get you a drink.

00:06:54 I'm going to get you a drink.

00:07:01 I'm going to get you a drink.

00:07:12 I'm going to get you a drink.

00:07:18 I'm going to get you a drink.

00:07:25 I'm going to get you a drink.

00:07:26 I'm going to get you a drink.

00:07:27 I'm going to get you a drink.

00:07:28 I'm going to get you a drink.

00:07:29 I'm going to get you a drink.

00:07:30 I'm going to get you a drink.

00:07:31 I'm going to get you a drink.

00:07:32 I'm going to get you a drink.

00:07:33 I'm going to get you a drink.

00:07:34 I'm going to get you a drink.

00:07:35 I'm going to get you a drink.

00:07:36 I'm going to get you a drink.

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00:07:38 I'm going to get you a drink.

00:07:39 I'm going to get you a drink.

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00:07:41 I'm going to get you a drink.

00:07:42 I'm going to get you a drink.

00:07:43 I'm going to get you a drink.

00:07:45 I reckon a fella my age should call you mister.

00:07:49 He's full grown now, GW.

00:07:51 He's a half owner of the spread.

00:07:54 I made him a full partner the day the doc gave me the long face.

00:07:58 Well, you want him to vote the first time this territory becomes a state, don't you?

00:08:03 Of course I do.

00:08:04 These settlers get burned out, there'll be a lot of hollering that this country's too wild to be a state.

00:08:10 We'll go on being a territory some more with a lot of political appointees running it according to what they learned in some college where they think that cows are something you milk, Indians are something in front of a cigar store.

00:08:25 I'm looking to you to hold young Ben down.

00:08:29 I'll do what I can.

00:08:31 Come on over to the house once in a while. We'll rack up a few hands of stud.

00:08:37 GW, that'll be just fine.

00:08:40 It's a nice morning, ain't it boss?

00:08:53 Everybody's entitled to their own opinion.

00:08:56 I like that again, eh?

00:08:57 Here's something that'll cheer you up.

00:08:59 About a thousand head. I figure they'll bring about twelve fifty.

00:09:02 They're not as fat as I'd like to ship them.

00:09:05 You want to pull off the north range?

00:09:07 Yes, sir.

00:09:08 Settlers, every one of them with a plow and a Bible. Not the slightest idea of what the range is for.

00:09:16 Drago!

00:09:19 Drag out that hog leg.

00:09:22 Yes, sir.

00:09:23 Get me some attention.

00:09:24 People, people, people, people!

00:09:32 Come on, all of you, gather round!

00:09:35 People, come on, gather round!

00:09:38 I'm McClinic.

00:09:43 You people planned a homestead and farmed the Mesa Verde.

00:09:47 Yes, sir. The government give us each a hundred and sixty acres.

00:09:50 The government never gave anybody anything.

00:09:53 Some years back, a lot like you came in.

00:09:56 You had a pretty good first year.

00:09:58 Good summer, easy winter.

00:10:01 But the next year, the last rain was in February.

00:10:04 And by June, even the jackrabbits had sense enough to get off the Mesa.

00:10:09 Folks, do you know who that is?

00:10:11 That's McClintock.

00:10:13 George Washington McClintock.

00:10:16 I told him that, Douglas.

00:10:18 He controls the water rights on two hundred square miles of range.

00:10:23 You know that lumber you got? It came from his land.

00:10:28 Cut by his loggers and milled in his mills.

00:10:31 Douglas, I come close to killing you a couple of times when we were younger.

00:10:36 Saddens me I didn't.

00:10:38 Can you imagine a man who owns all that?

00:10:41 Oh, and mines too, I forgot to mention them.

00:10:44 All that.

00:10:46 And he's begrudging poor people.

00:10:49 All that. And he's begrudging poor people a measly, a measly one hundred sixty acres.

00:10:57 That right, Mr. McClintock?

00:10:59 You begrudge us a little free land?

00:11:01 There's no such thing as free land.

00:11:03 If you make these homesteads go, you'll have earned every acre of it.

00:11:07 But you just can't make them go on the Mesa Verde.

00:11:11 God made that country for buffalo.

00:11:14 Served pretty well for cattle.

00:11:16 But it hates the plow.

00:11:18 And even the government should know that you can't farm six thousand feet above sea level.

00:11:25 Any trouble, Mr. McLintock?

00:11:27 No trouble, Jeff.

00:11:29 How about you, Douglas?

00:11:40 Douglas? Just plain Douglas, eh?

00:11:43 And you call him Mr. McLintock.

00:11:46 Why?

00:11:48 Well, Douglas, I guess it's because he earned it.

00:11:51 Mr. McLintock?

00:12:00 Yeah?

00:12:01 I'm a good hand with cattle, Mr. McLintock. I'd like a job.

00:12:04 Well, you look strong enough.

00:12:07 You come in with those sewers?

00:12:09 Well, yes, sir, but we don't have a homestead.

00:12:11 That's usual.

00:12:14 [Grunting]

00:12:16 Tough life, ain't it, Sonny?

00:12:31 Well, ain't much future in being a farmer around these parts.

00:12:35 [Music]

00:12:38 Ladies, this is the finest Chantilly lace available anywhere.

00:13:00 Chantilly, Mr. Birnbaum.

00:13:02 Well, believe me, it's the best.

00:13:04 Oh, excuse me. Please, look around. Take your time.

00:13:07 Drago, I got a thousand Havana cigars and twelve of those hats for you over there.

00:13:11 Damn, pal, big hats ain't gonna last long the way some folks have been differing into that red eye these days.

00:13:17 Uh-oh.

00:13:19 Good morning, G.W.!

00:13:20 Good morning. I stole some stick candy.

00:13:22 Please, help yourself. Come on in.

00:13:25 Davey, you can forget about saddling up the horse. Come in here.

00:13:33 Problem?

00:13:34 Yes.

00:13:36 Well, if I were blacks, I'd move queen's bishop to king four.

00:13:40 Yeah, you might be right.

00:13:45 You know, I was just starting to work this out when the letter came.

00:13:48 Letter?

00:13:49 What happened? Don't you want it?

00:13:51 Morning, Mr. McLintock.

00:13:52 Morning, Davey.

00:13:53 You being here saved me a trip.

00:13:56 Oh, that hat and suit of clothes you picked out for my birthday?

00:13:59 Well, instead of this cowboy hat, I'd like to have this one, if it's all right with you, sir.

00:14:06 Oh, that's all right with me, Davey.

00:14:08 Of course, that looks like the kind of a hat a fellow'd wear down Main Street to start a fight.

00:14:13 Oh, I don't need a city hat for that.

00:14:15 All I have to do is walk down the street and some wiseacre will call me an Indian, and just like that, the fight's on.

00:14:20 Davey, the letter, it's for you. And you are an Indian.

00:14:25 Yes, I know I'm an Indian, but I'm also the fastest runner in town.

00:14:29 I've got a college education and I'm the railroad telegrapher.

00:14:32 But does anybody say, "Hello, college man," or "Hello, runner," or "Hello, telegrapher"?

00:14:37 No. Not even "Hello, knothead."

00:14:40 Davey.

00:14:41 It's always, "Let the Indian do it."

00:14:43 Will you go out in the store and help the ladies?

00:14:45 All right. I'm also a bookkeeper, part-time clerk.

00:14:50 Always, "Let the Indian do it."

00:14:54 A lady brought that out here this morning, asked for it to be taken out to the home ranch for you.

00:14:59 Handsome lady, kind of tall, with red hair.

00:15:02 Called me Mr. Birnbaum, just as if she'd never seen me before, and as if that veil that covered her face would keep me from recognizing her.

00:15:10 I thought she was in New York or Europe or someplace.

00:15:14 So did I.

00:15:16 Jake, you better throw on a couple extra cases of the boss's favorite bourbon.

00:15:20 That stuff sure gets used up fast out at our place.

00:15:23 Which reminds me, you better start tapering off.

00:15:27 Catherine's in town.

00:15:31 Katie?

00:15:33 Morning, Mr. Clifford.

00:15:50 Morning, Mr. McLintock.

00:15:53 [Horn honks]

00:15:55 Good morning.

00:16:01 Good morning, Mac.

00:16:03 Polaroid.

00:16:05 Morning, GW.

00:16:06 What are you doing in here? Why aren't you out at the desk?

00:16:08 Helping out the bartender.

00:16:10 Yeah, I see you're busy today.

00:16:12 Give me the key to room 17.

00:16:14 What?

00:16:15 17, and don't advertise it.

00:16:21 Take care, Mr. McLintock.

00:16:23 Salamat.

00:16:28 Beer.

00:16:29 Whiskey.

00:16:30 Day off?

00:16:34 Off day.

00:16:37 Wonder what he's so preoccupied about.

00:16:41 Haven't you heard?

00:16:42 No, what?

00:16:44 Katie's back in town.

00:16:45 Katie?

00:16:46 Yes, dear.

00:16:47 The social arbiter.

00:16:49 [Laughter]

00:16:51 Well, hi, sonny.

00:16:53 Good morning.

00:16:54 Oh.

00:16:55 [Laughter]

00:16:56 He sure is a quiet one.

00:16:58 Mr. McLintock, I don't want to bother you.

00:17:00 I'm sorry, boy. I told you, no job.

00:17:03 [Music]

00:17:07 [Music]

00:17:11 [Music]

00:17:14 Catherine.

00:17:39 George Washington McLintock.

00:17:42 I thought you'd want this.

00:17:52 First dig of the spur.

00:17:59 But who am I to upset your plans?

00:18:03 Don't you feel kind of silly?

00:18:05 I never feel silly.

00:18:08 It's because you have no sense of humor.

00:18:10 Why couldn't we sit down in the hotel dining room and talk about whatever it is you want to talk about?

00:18:16 Or why couldn't you just come over to the house?

00:18:18 And have everybody know that we're meeting?

00:18:21 Everybody knows. And what's the difference? We're married.

00:18:24 That is something I should like to change.

00:18:28 You know the answer, Katie.

00:18:37 That isn't why you sent for me.

00:18:40 Let's get to the rat killing.

00:18:43 That's just the kind of remark that's always endeared you to me.

00:18:48 Let us open the discussion.

00:18:50 Very well.

00:18:51 Our daughter is coming home in a few days.

00:18:54 Or rather, she's coming here.

00:18:55 It was just a slip of the tongue that made me refer to this ugly hamlet as home.

00:19:00 Our daughter. Is it so hard to say her name? It's Becky.

00:19:04 Rebecca.

00:19:05 I hate that name.

00:19:07 Anyway, she's coming home.

00:19:09 And I hope to persuade you to let her live with me.

00:19:13 Part of the time in the capital, part of the time in New York, and of course, Newport during the season.

00:19:21 You're whistling in the wind, Katie.

00:19:24 If she stays here, she'll become just as crude and as vulgar as all of this country.

00:19:29 And if she goes your way, she'll be all show and no stay.

00:19:33 Oh.

00:19:41 No go, Kate.

00:19:43 I hate you.

00:19:45 Oh, how I hate you.

00:19:48 Half the people in the world are women.

00:19:51 Why does it have to be you that stirs it?

00:19:57 You animal.

00:19:58 That's the story.

00:20:00 I saw your picture in the paper at the governor's ball.

00:20:03 You were dancing with a governor.

00:20:05 At least he's a gentleman.

00:20:07 I doubt that.

00:20:09 You have to be a man first before you're a gentleman.

00:20:12 He misses on both counts.

00:20:34 Hey, Sonny.

00:20:35 You gonna ask him again?

00:20:37 Nope.

00:20:38 Hey, boy.

00:20:39 You got a pocket of pride.

00:20:41 You got to be.

00:20:43 You better listen to an expert, Sonny.

00:20:45 I'm telling you, you got to growl.

00:20:47 Human nature gets him every time.

00:20:49 Mister, leave me alone.

00:20:54 Everybody does it one way or another.

00:21:05 How about that job, Mr. McLintock?

00:21:07 I already told you, Son, I've got no need for farmers or use for them.

00:21:11 Just one minute, Mr. McLintock.

00:21:13 My father died last month.

00:21:15 That's how come we lost our homestead.

00:21:17 I've got a mother and a little sister to feed.

00:21:20 I need that job badly.

00:21:22 What's your name?

00:21:23 Devlin Warren.

00:21:25 You got a job, Son.

00:21:26 See my home ranch foreman.

00:21:27 He's over at the corral.

00:21:35 Step down off of that carriage, mister.

00:21:43 Hold that hog leg.

00:21:47 I've been punched many a time in my life, but never for hiring anybody.

00:21:53 I don't know what to say.

00:21:56 Never begged before.

00:21:58 Turn my stomach.

00:22:01 I suppose I should have been grateful you gave me the job.

00:22:04 I'm not going to give you a job.

00:22:05 I'm going to save.

00:22:07 Boy, you got it all wrong.

00:22:09 I don't give jobs.

00:22:11 I hire men.

00:22:13 You intend to give this man a full day's work, don't you, boy?

00:22:16 You mean you're still hiring me, Mr. McLintock?

00:22:18 Well, yes, sir.

00:22:19 I mean, I'll certainly deliver a fair day's work.

00:22:22 For that, I'll pay you a fair day's wage.

00:22:25 You won't give me anything and I won't give you anything.

00:22:28 We both hold up our heads.

00:22:30 Where do you live?

00:22:31 Yeah, down by the mine.

00:22:34 That's your plug?

00:22:35 Yes, sir.

00:22:36 Well, hop on him and we'll go get your gear.

00:22:39 Yah! Yah!

00:22:49 Yah! Yah!

00:22:52 Morning, Mr. McLintock.

00:23:10 Morning, Mr. Burboise.

00:23:13 [music]

00:23:16 I'm sure that all you fine people are interested in knowing

00:23:34 just what portion of this new land will be your new home.

00:23:39 Oh, uh, uh, Jones and McAllister,

00:23:42 since you've been more or less the leaders of our group,

00:23:45 I'd like to have you come up and check the exact location.

00:23:50 Won't be a minute, sir.

00:23:52 Go after that boy and give him $30.

00:24:01 Tell him McLintock pays his riders a month in advance.

00:24:05 From the looks of things, they could sure use it, too.

00:24:09 Oh, Mom, it's Mr. Drago.

00:24:12 Morning.

00:24:14 Well, then, what do we owe this visit from the cattle baron?

00:24:19 I've got a touch of hangover, bureaucrat.

00:24:22 Don't push me.

00:24:23 Ho, ho! Back there!

00:24:25 Say, those are Indians.

00:24:34 Are there Indians in this homestead land?

00:24:36 Friendly Indians, my boy.

00:24:38 Ho, ho, Macklin!

00:24:40 Oh, running buffalo!

00:24:43 Oh, Macklin! Long time we don't get drunk together.

00:24:48 And it's gonna be a lot longer time,

00:24:50 'cause it's against the law and you're with a sheriff.

00:24:53 And if I got my hands full,

00:24:55 they came into town to meet the train.

00:24:57 The old Indian chiefs are coming home.

00:24:59 I heard they'd been pardoned.

00:25:00 They don't know when it's arriving, this week, next week, or next month.

00:25:03 So, in the meantime, I've got to do something with them.

00:25:06 Could I cut out a couple of head of your steers to feed them?

00:25:08 Otherwise, some of these settlers' milk cows are gonna disappear.

00:25:11 That's right, Macklin.

00:25:13 Ha, ha, ha! Cut out whatever you need.

00:25:15 Sheriff! Are you gonna camp these savages with all these settlers?

00:25:20 You're asking for trouble.

00:25:22 Mr. Douglas, I already have plenty of trouble.

00:25:25 Please stay off my back.

00:25:26 Running buffalo, bring your people over to the clay slide.

00:25:30 Go!

00:25:33 Hello, Mr. Macklin.

00:25:36 Tiny mouth! It's nice to see you.

00:25:39 You wouldn't believe it now, but 20 years ago, she was a mighty handsome maid.

00:25:45 20 years ago, you thought so, too, Mr. Douglas.

00:25:50 It was just like this.

00:25:58 I had a dead beat on old running buffalo, and my sharp .50 caliber misfire.

00:26:03 That's back in that trouble in the '40s. Remember?

00:26:05 I remember.

00:26:06 Hey, you won't taste something come directly from heaven.

00:26:10 No.

00:26:12 Where'd you get this?

00:26:19 That boy's mama baked 'em.

00:26:22 You thinking the same thing I am?

00:26:24 She's a widow on the Boston. She's got a long, hard road.

00:26:28 Hire her.

00:26:30 I always said you had a heap of sense.

00:26:37 Mr. MacLintock, this is my mother.

00:26:41 Your mother?

00:26:43 And my sister.

00:26:45 Pleased to meet you, Mr. MacLintock.

00:26:47 Now, this here's my boss, and he has few choice words to say about your biscuits.

00:26:53 Yes, Mr. MacLintock?

00:26:57 Well, they're great.

00:27:15 Well, you old Cantonese reprobate, how about it?

00:27:18 Fire me? I'd kill myself.

00:27:21 I'm not talking about firing you. I'm retiring you.

00:27:24 You've been rustling food for us for 30 years.

00:27:28 We're gonna put you out to pasture.

00:27:30 All you'll have to do is give advice. Be one of the family.

00:27:33 I'd kill myself.

00:27:34 I may save you the trouble.

00:27:36 Look, Ching, you kill yourself, I'll cut off your pigtail, and you ain't never gonna get to heaven.

00:27:44 I'll be one of the family?

00:27:46 I give you my solemn word.

00:27:48 Pretty clumsy family. Drink too much, get in fights, yell all the time.

00:27:54 Cut off his pigtail.

00:27:57 All right, all right, I'll be one of the family.

00:28:12 I hope everything is satisfactory.

00:28:15 This is such a big house, it'll take me a while to get used to things.

00:28:18 Now, please don't hesitate to tell me if anything is wrong.

00:28:21 No, but it's necessary.

00:28:24 I don't mind, just fine. Everything went nicely, finally.

00:28:30 Who's in the tavern, ma'am?

00:28:31 Best apple pie I ever had.

00:28:33 Curly's right, ma'am. Hated to leave that last bite.

00:28:36 Shall we celebrate with a drink?

00:28:38 Carla, come in and help me with the dishes.

00:28:40 Alice, you wanna help too?

00:28:42 Yes, Jacob.

00:28:43 All right, fix him.

00:28:45 Now I'll wash and you get dry, is that good to you?

00:28:48 Don't seem possible one woman could use all them clothes.

00:29:05 You keep a civil tongue in your unprepossessing face.

00:29:08 Yes, ma'am.

00:29:09 By the way, what does that word "unprepossessing" mean?

00:29:12 Miss McLintock!

00:29:19 Oh, hello, Carlos.

00:29:21 Run and help the driver with my luggage.

00:29:23 I couldn't trust anyone else in this house to do anything correctly.

00:29:28 Luggage? Give him a hand, Curly.

00:29:33 Yes, boss. Mr. McLintock?

00:29:35 Are you moving back in?

00:29:37 Yes, but nothing has changed except my place of residence.

00:29:41 And I'd be willing to pull up with savages rather than be denied the company of my daughter.

00:29:46 And I'm proving that by moving in here.

00:29:49 Mr. McLintock, since it's my first day, would you excuse me if I...

00:29:53 Go ahead.

00:29:54 Oh, Catherine, this is Deb Warren.

00:29:57 He joined the outfit today.

00:29:59 Please, ma'am.

00:30:00 Thank you.

00:30:05 Well, how refreshing.

00:30:07 A polite young man here.

00:30:09 Where did he come from?

00:30:11 He's a farmer.

00:30:12 A farmer?

00:30:13 Well, I'll be doggone!

00:30:15 Kate, welcome home!

00:30:17 What on earth are you doing in that idiotic-looking outfit?

00:30:21 And don't you dare call me Kate!

00:30:23 That's my butlin suit. I'm butlin for the boss.

00:30:25 And I'm sorry, Catherine, that Kate kind of slipped out from the times I remembered you as being nice pe... people.

00:30:31 Oh!

00:30:33 Oh!

00:30:34 Are you going to stand there with that stupid look on your face while the hired help insults your wife?

00:30:41 He's just ignorant.

00:30:43 He doesn't know any better than to tell the truth.

00:30:45 And I can't help this stupid look.

00:30:47 I started acquiring it as you gained in social prominence.

00:30:51 Mrs. McLintock, where do you want I should...

00:30:55 Put him in the master bedroom.

00:30:58 Put him in the master bedroom.

00:31:00 Yes!

00:31:05 But move Mr. McLintock's things into another room.

00:31:09 Oh, the one back of the stairs would be best so that he can't wake up the entire household when he comes home every night.

00:31:14 Here's this.

00:31:15 Just before daybreak.

00:31:17 Yes, ma'am.

00:31:19 Oh, excuse me.

00:31:24 Here's your cigars, Mr. McLintock.

00:31:26 I am Mrs. McLintock.

00:31:28 Kate, I mean, Catherine, this is the cook...

00:31:31 This is the lady who does the cooking for us.

00:31:33 Mrs. Warren, Mrs. McLintock.

00:31:35 How do you do?

00:31:36 Very pleased to meet you, Mrs. McLintock.

00:31:38 Very pleased.

00:31:39 Likewise.

00:31:40 You see, I just came to work here today and I guess I jumped to the conclusion that this was a bachelor's household.

00:31:47 It is and then again it isn't.

00:31:52 I will explain so everything will be quite clear, Mrs. Wallace.

00:31:56 Mrs. Warren!

00:31:58 Mrs. Warren, it has been a bachelor's household for quite some time.

00:32:06 And it will be again just as soon as I am out of here, which will be as quickly as I can make arrangements to take my daughter back east with me.

00:32:15 You see, she's coming home from school in a few days and then we'll be off together and you can return to conducting yourself as you consider proper in a bachelor's household.

00:32:25 Katie!

00:32:26 Shut up!

00:32:27 Until then, I am mistress in this house.

00:32:31 And I will give the orders.

00:32:33 Who let her?

00:32:36 Ain't you gonna say nothing, boss?

00:32:38 No.

00:32:40 Oh, GW, as soon as my things are put away, I want to talk to you about Rebecca.

00:32:45 Yes, Mrs. McLintock. Indeed, Mrs. McLintock. Of course, Mrs. McLintock.

00:32:51 The toast, lightly browned and unbuttered.

00:32:54 Of course, ma'am.

00:32:57 Now, boss, where do you think you're going?

00:33:02 I just remembered I got a date, but she said she wanted to have a talk with you.

00:33:05 I heard.

00:33:07 Good evening, Lem.

00:33:08 Good evening, Mr. Mac.

00:33:09 Yep.

00:33:10 Say, Mr. Mac, what does "unprepossessing" mean?

00:33:17 I was called that once, Lem. Looked it up in the dictionary. It's best you don't know what it means.

00:33:24 Uh-huh. Thank you.

00:33:25 You're up.

00:33:31 Hey, what am I gonna tell her when she asks where you went?

00:33:35 When in doubt, tell the truth. She wouldn't expect that from you anyway.

00:33:40 Where's Mr. McLintock gone?

00:33:43 There he goes, burning his last bridge.

00:33:46 You see a yellow streak about a foot wide running up down his backbone.

00:33:50 Well, Mr. McLintock, you're a good man.

00:33:53 I'm a good man, too.

00:33:55 I'm a good man, too.

00:33:57 A foot wide running up down his backbone.

00:33:59 Well, Mr. McLintock, he ain't afraid of nothing.

00:34:04 I once thought that.

00:34:25 Drago?

00:34:27 Yes, ma'am.

00:34:28 Was that, uh...

00:34:29 He took off, lit out.

00:34:31 I told him I wanted to talk to him.

00:34:33 Yes, ma'am. I was standing right over here when you said it.

00:34:35 And I was standing right out down those front steps when he walked up to a horse, grabbed a hunk of main, stepped up on him and sunk spur.

00:34:41 Where did he go?

00:34:43 Last time I saw him, he was going east. But you know him. He's liable to go north, south or west.

00:34:49 Get me a carriage.

00:34:50 Yes, ma'am, but...

00:34:51 But what?

00:34:54 Maybe you shouldn't follow him into maybe where he's going into.

00:34:58 What does that mean?

00:35:00 I don't know, but I wish I hadn't have said it.

00:35:02 Uh, just get the carriage.

00:35:04 Yes, ma'am.

00:35:06 What happened?

00:35:09 Get the brooch.

00:35:10 Brooch?

00:35:11 Hitch it up. She wants to go to town.

00:35:13 But Mr. McLintock never said anything to me about it.

00:35:15 Look, young fella, I'm the ram...

00:35:18 I'm the ram right around this place.

00:35:20 You better start giving me a yes or you're gonna get the roof of this house pulled down on your head.

00:35:24 Yes, sir.

00:35:26 Hello, Davey.

00:35:33 Hi, Mr. McLintock.

00:35:34 Don't blow 'em, eh?

00:35:35 Thanks, please.

00:35:37 Hello, Bunny. How is everything?

00:35:41 Oh, fine, fine, Mr. McLintock.

00:35:43 I'll get you next time.

00:35:47 (music playing)

00:35:50 Good morning, Elmer.

00:36:00 Well, look who's here.

00:36:05 What'll it be, Max?

00:36:08 Same as usual?

00:36:10 Ladies.

00:36:12 Evening, G.W.

00:36:14 Wrong move, Fod.

00:36:16 Chess problem.

00:36:17 Queen's in danger.

00:36:19 I suppose you can do that.

00:36:41 Camille, you're on your own.

00:36:44 Mrs. McLintock?

00:36:48 I'm Camille.

00:36:54 Camille Reedbottom.

00:36:56 I'm learning the game of chess.

00:37:00 Thought it would give me something to pass the time.

00:37:04 See, I have nothing to do all day long.

00:37:09 Just remembered something.

00:37:12 Catherine! I didn't hear you come in.

00:37:23 Mr. McLintock, I told you that I wanted to talk to you.

00:37:27 Not now.

00:37:28 Could I get your glass of sherry, Catherine?

00:37:31 Oh, thank you, Mr. Birnbaum. I could use one.

00:37:34 I came into town behind a runaway team.

00:37:38 A big 'ol never could handle horses.

00:37:40 It was that young man whose mother pretends to be your cook.

00:37:43 Catherine, your wife.

00:37:45 Oh, thank you, Mr. Birnbaum.

00:37:48 Now, Mr. McLintock, we have an awful lot to talk over.

00:38:00 First thing I learned about Indian fighting was to wait for daylight.

00:38:04 What has our conversation got to do with Indian fighting?

00:38:07 Indian fighting is good experience for our kind of conversations.

00:38:11 It'll wait, Catherine.

00:38:14 Evening, Sheriff. Mr. McLintock.

00:38:16 We had quite a ride out here.

00:38:18 Oh, I finally got that team settled, huh?

00:38:20 It's your move.

00:38:22 No, it's your move. I just castled.

00:38:24 Now, look here. You're not going to sit here all night long and play chess

00:38:28 when the matter of our daughter remains unsettled.

00:38:30 I am going to remain here and play chess.

00:38:32 And the matter of our daughter is settled. She stays.

00:38:35 Oh, such stubbornness.

00:38:37 Catherine, your hair.

00:38:40 Oh, it is a mess after that awful ride.

00:38:45 No, no. It's just that I haven't seen you for a long time.

00:38:49 And it seems to me the last time I saw you, your hair was a little darker, no?

00:38:55 It's a funny thing the tricks of man's memory will play, huh?

00:39:04 Mr. Birnbaum, I think that you've completely lost your mind.

00:39:09 You have done something to your hair.

00:39:11 I have not!

00:39:13 I had to be nunny all the Christmas.

00:39:17 I'm certainly not going to put myself in the place of those blondie trollops that you seem to prefer.

00:39:22 Take it.

00:39:25 Oh.

00:39:26 Fill it.

00:39:28 Oh.

00:39:30 [music]

00:39:32 Morning.

00:39:44 You fellows still at it all night?

00:39:48 A McClintock never quits.

00:39:50 But a Birnbaum has to.

00:39:52 Besides, the game is over. You got me.

00:39:54 Oh, no, Mr. Birnbaum. You still got a good game.

00:39:57 Oh, you play chess.

00:39:59 Please, take 'em.

00:40:01 Pretty good.

00:40:07 Fair.

00:40:08 Well, looks like I won't have to come into town always to get a game.

00:40:13 Remember, I'm a bad loser.

00:40:16 It's your move.

00:40:20 Yes, sir.

00:40:21 [music]

00:40:23 Good morning.

00:40:43 Good morning.

00:40:48 Oh, it's a good morning, all right.

00:40:50 Mm-hmm.

00:40:51 Cup of coffee?

00:40:52 Oh, yes. Thanks, Jake.

00:40:55 You're welcome, Catherine.

00:41:00 Got any cream?

00:41:03 Canned cow's milk.

00:41:05 That'll do.

00:41:06 Good old condensed milk.

00:41:10 That reminds me.

00:41:13 I was cleaning out my desk the other day.

00:41:17 I found something I wanted to return to you.

00:41:20 Here it is.

00:41:26 It's a medal.

00:41:35 Remember?

00:41:36 From the President of the United States of America

00:41:40 to First Sergeant Michael Patrick Yalhouli.

00:41:44 For bravery above and beyond the call of duty.

00:41:47 It's your papa.

00:41:52 Reminds me of the first time I ever saw you.

00:41:56 It was over 17 years ago.

00:41:59 You walked into my store, not much bigger than the bundle you were carrying.

00:42:05 And in the bundle was the most beautiful baby I ever saw.

00:42:10 And was she hungry!

00:42:13 You walked all the way from Superstition Creek

00:42:16 just to trade me that medal for a case of canned milk.

00:42:21 GW was off somewhere, as usual, fighting Indians.

00:42:27 Sheriff!

00:42:31 Sheriff Lord!

00:42:32 What, have you seen the sheriff?

00:42:35 It's kind of early for him. You try his house?

00:42:37 Why did I think of that?

00:42:40 Looks like burn bonds is open.

00:42:42 Maybe somebody in here knows.

00:42:44 So there you are, Sheriff.

00:42:48 I told you you were headed for trouble.

00:42:51 Trouble?

00:42:53 I want to know by whose authority you let those Indians stay in town.

00:42:57 Those savages are wards of the government, and I am the representative of that government.

00:43:01 I told Sheriff Lord that he could put them up down by the clay side.

00:43:04 Because the town's named after him, he thinks he owns it.

00:43:08 Well, you check the books in the recorder's office, and you'll find I do own a fair piece of it.

00:43:13 Agard, if you knew anything about Indians,

00:43:16 you'd know that they're doing their level best to put up with our so-called benevolent patronage,

00:43:22 in spite of the nincompoops that have been put in charge of it.

00:43:25 Those Indians need my permission to leave the reservation.

00:43:29 Those chiefs have been giving orders all their lives.

00:43:32 It's pretty hard for them to understand that they have to hold up their hand

00:43:36 like a schoolboy in a classroom.

00:43:38 The law is very clear.

00:43:40 I told you you'd get no satisfaction from these people.

00:43:44 But we'll get the girl back.

00:43:45 Girl?

00:43:47 The girly Indians kidnapped.

00:43:49 But don't worry.

00:43:50 I armed the settlers and set them to rounding up those red devils.

00:43:53 What is this about a girl?

00:43:55 Millie Jones, one of the settlers' daughters.

00:43:58 The Indians kidnapped her.

00:43:59 That's ridiculous.

00:44:00 And you turned to lose a lot of farmers with shotguns?

00:44:03 I certainly did.

00:44:05 You're insane.

00:44:06 Let's go, Sheriff.

00:44:07 Mr. Douglas.

00:44:10 Oh, Miss McLintock.

00:44:12 Much as I hate to agree with G.W. about anything,

00:44:15 you haven't changed a bit.

00:44:16 You're still an hysterical fool.

00:44:19 Coming to town, I got worried.

00:44:26 What about?

00:44:27 Thought maybe Katie shot you.

00:44:28 Not yet, Drago, but it took restraint.

00:44:31 Wait a minute.

00:44:33 We better take Agard along, not that he'll be much help.

00:44:36 Drago, take him on the horse.

00:44:38 Just a minute.

00:44:44 On drive.

00:44:50 Yes, sir.

00:44:51 Agard, what are you doing?

00:44:54 Agard, this is serious.

00:44:56 Stay with him, Agard.

00:44:58 Stay with him.

00:45:01 Agard, will you stop showing off and getting this plug in?

00:45:05 Mercy.

00:45:06 Mercy.

00:45:09 That horse is a little green.

00:45:12 Let's go.

00:45:20 Just where do you think you're going?

00:45:30 Don't use that range, boss.

00:45:32 Talk a voice with me.

00:45:33 Rider.

00:45:44 Headed for Mr. Poor Boy's mine.

00:45:47 Mount up some riders.

00:45:49 Ride, boss.

00:45:52 You heard the man.

00:45:58 I don't like it, Mr. McLintock.

00:46:00 I don't like it one bit.

00:46:01 What don't you like?

00:46:03 They're planning to hang an Indian.

00:46:27 Oh, sir, very funny.

00:46:29 Where's the whiskey?

00:46:30 Hold it.

00:46:33 Not so fast, Mr. Boss of the whole country.

00:46:37 Unless you want to wear a big hole in your middle.

00:46:40 How long is GW going to let that Cheechawker push him around?

00:46:44 That Cheechawker has a sawed-off shotgun.

00:46:47 How do you know she didn't wander off someplace or meet some feller or something?

00:46:52 What are you saying?

00:46:53 That I didn't raise my girl right?

00:46:55 That she'd wander off all night with some man?

00:46:57 There's a lot of things I'm not saying to you, mister.

00:46:59 Well, you got a sawed-off shotgun in my middle.

00:47:02 But how do you know this Indian had anything to do with it?

00:47:04 She's gone, ain't she? She's gone.

00:47:07 Pa!

00:47:08 Pa, I'm over here.

00:47:11 Pa!

00:47:12 Been looking for me, Pa?

00:47:17 Where you been, gal?

00:47:18 Young Ben took me for a sunrise ride.

00:47:21 And the horse wandered away.

00:47:24 Hey!

00:47:25 You come down over there.

00:47:27 Pa!

00:47:28 She's telling the truth, Mr. McLintock. We wasn't doing nothing.

00:47:31 Well, that's not important right now.

00:47:33 The important thing is that you don't draw that hog leg or this will be worse than Dodge City on Saturday night.

00:47:37 You get on back to the wagon.

00:47:39 I'll tend to you later.

00:47:41 Now for this young whippersnapper.

00:47:44 Now, no harm has been done.

00:47:46 And young Ben here is one of the nicest boys in the territory.

00:47:49 So just put down that shotgun and let's forget it.

00:47:51 I'll teach him to fool with my...

00:47:53 Now, we'll all calm down.

00:47:57 Boss, he's just a little excited.

00:47:59 I know, I know. I'm gonna use good judgment.

00:48:01 I haven't lost my temper in 40 years.

00:48:04 But Pilgrim, you caused a lot of trouble this morning.

00:48:06 Might have got somebody killed.

00:48:08 And somebody ought to belt you in the mouth.

00:48:11 But I won't.

00:48:12 I won't.

00:48:13 The hell I won't.

00:48:21 McClenaghan rider.

00:48:23 Oh, Markland.

00:48:35 Hey, remember me?

00:48:40 Hello, sir. Nice party.

00:48:49 Nice party.

00:48:50 Do you think you are?

00:49:00 I ought to what?

00:49:02 Why you...

00:49:10 Come here.

00:49:11 Hey, you. I've got to work with you.

00:49:37 Hey, just a minute.

00:49:39 I'll get it with my glasses.

00:49:41 Now stop this or you'll be sorry.

00:49:43 Stay out of this, Jake.

00:49:55 It's everybody's war.

00:49:56 ( grunting )

00:49:58 ( shouting )

00:50:13 Hey, get a hold of that guy.

00:50:15 Where's your first class?

00:50:18 ( grunting )

00:50:20 Where's your whip, sir?

00:50:32 Where's my... Where's my...

00:50:34 ( grunting )

00:50:36 ( laughing )

00:50:42 I'm sorry, little buddy.

00:50:45 ( grunting )

00:50:47 Oh, McClen.

00:50:49 Thanks.

00:50:50 Ha-ha. It's very funny.

00:50:56 Yeah. It's very funny.

00:50:59 ( grunting )

00:51:05 ( shouting )

00:51:12 Guys, Mr. Douglas, I'm sorry.

00:51:15 ( laughing )

00:51:17 My age, Regal.

00:51:21 Hey!

00:51:29 Are you still down here?

00:51:41 Hey!

00:51:43 Oh, that's one way, huh?

00:51:45 Honest, Mr. Jones.

00:51:47 Oh!

00:51:52 Nice left.

00:51:59 Thanks.

00:52:01 And I went to college.

00:52:03 For this, you don't need college.

00:52:05 You're not getting me out of there.

00:52:09 ( shouting )

00:52:11 ( grunting )

00:52:19 ( shouting )

00:52:21 You did it on purpose!

00:52:27 Why, Lieutenant W. Bick!

00:52:31 Good morning to you, Mrs. McLintock.

00:52:33 Funny you think.

00:52:35 Shall we?

00:52:37 ( screaming )

00:52:39 Oh, no!

00:52:41 G-W-E-W, they break it plummeting!

00:52:47 Well, it's pretty hard to control yourself.

00:52:50 ( shouting )

00:52:52 Oh, McLintock!

00:53:01 Oh, McLintock!

00:53:03 Oh, party!

00:53:05 Whiskey! We go home!

00:53:08 You and your friends!

00:53:18 Well, we at least saved your hat, huh?

00:53:21 Where is everybody?

00:53:29 Oh, for heaven's sakes.

00:53:32 ( music playing )

00:53:34 Whoa, whoa!

00:53:42 Pringle, will you never learn how to handle a team?

00:53:45 Yes, ma'am, I'll sure try. I'll tell you that now.

00:53:48 Crummy, flammy!

00:53:50 You want to lose your pigtail?

00:53:52 I lose face!

00:53:54 Lousy load of tips.

00:53:56 You're gonna lose more than that.

00:53:58 Kate!

00:54:00 We could be a big help to one another.

00:54:03 Like what, may I ask?

00:54:05 Oh, we could wash the mud off of each other.

00:54:08 We used to have quite good times doing that sort of thing.

00:54:12 There are a lot of things we used to do.

00:54:15 Good night, Mr. McLintock.

00:54:18 Speedy luck?

00:54:28 What are you talking about?

00:54:30 I mean, divorce. She still want it?

00:54:33 Yeah.

00:54:34 You know something, women are funny.

00:54:36 She fought like a wildcat on your side out there this afternoon.

00:54:39 Come home, she slams the door in your face.

00:54:41 That divorce business, is that what you get when you pay a woman not to live with you?

00:54:46 That's about it.

00:54:48 Some women I've noted be worth it.

00:54:51 You know, if we had any moral character,

00:54:53 we wouldn't be standing here covered with mud, drinking,

00:54:56 we'd be washing.

00:54:58 GW.

00:55:00 Drago.

00:55:02 Miss Warren needs biscuits.

00:55:09 Thank you, Drago.

00:55:11 Good morning, Mrs. Warren.

00:55:16 Good morning, Mr. McLintock.

00:55:18 Breakfast for the boss?

00:55:20 If that's the way you want it, Mr. McLintock.

00:55:23 [music]

00:55:27 [music]

00:55:30 [music]

00:55:34 [music]

00:55:37 [music]

00:55:40 [music]

00:55:43 [music]

00:55:46 [music]

00:55:49 [music]

00:55:52 [music]

00:55:55 [music]

00:55:58 [music]

00:56:01 [music]

00:56:03 One poached egg,

00:56:05 tea,

00:56:06 toast,

00:56:07 lightly browned and un...

00:56:08 [gasp]

00:56:09 Why, Mrs. McLintock,

00:56:11 you have a black eye.

00:56:13 I do?

00:56:14 Ooh.

00:56:15 Oh.

00:56:19 Oh, and Becky's coming home today.

00:56:22 That's not all.

00:56:24 There's a little something we'd better get settled.

00:56:27 There are no men listening now,

00:56:29 so we can be ourselves.

00:56:31 Oh, sure, I let you get away with all that guff the other night,

00:56:34 but now that we're alone...

00:56:35 When I want the opinion of the hired help,

00:56:38 I'll ask for it.

00:56:40 You know, you could wind up with two black eyes.

00:56:43 What?

00:56:44 Oh, I realize you had to put on that big act.

00:56:48 We always have to just before we get ready to forgive them,

00:56:51 generally for something they haven't done.

00:56:54 But you and I both know that's just to keep them from getting the idea they, uh, run things.

00:57:00 McLintock give you that black eye?

00:57:03 No.

00:57:04 Nobody gave it to me.

00:57:06 I want it.

00:57:08 Morning, Davies.

00:57:16 Morning, Mrs. Beach.

00:57:18 Mr. Beach.

00:57:20 [train whistle]

00:57:23 [train whistle]

00:57:26 [train whistle]

00:57:29 [train whistle]

00:57:32 [train whistle]

00:57:35 [train whistle]

00:57:38 [train whistle]

00:57:42 [train whistle]

00:57:45 [train whistle]

00:57:49 [train whistle]

00:58:15 Why, Miss Becky, welcome home.

00:58:18 Hi, Daddy.

00:58:19 My boy.

00:58:20 Good to see you again.

00:58:22 Daddy.

00:58:23 Daddy.

00:58:24 It's been two long years.

00:58:30 I guess I'm going to have to stop calling you Tomboy.

00:58:33 Becky.

00:58:34 Mama.

00:58:35 Oh, darling.

00:58:36 I wasn't sure you'd be here.

00:58:38 Oh, I've been here a few days.

00:58:39 Oh, Becky, I've bought you three of the most beautiful dresses.

00:58:42 Uncle Drake!

00:58:45 Did you bring your old uncle a coming home present?

00:58:48 Sure did.

00:58:49 What is it?

00:58:50 A mustache cup.

00:58:51 And what did you get me?

00:58:52 The prettiest palomino pony that ever played the saddle.

00:58:55 Broke the stand, drowned Ty in the ground.

00:58:58 Uncle Drake!

00:59:02 What are you doing in Mr. Douglas' tuba?

00:59:06 Oh, Mr. Douglas has a fat...

00:59:08 had a little accident.

00:59:11 I brought you a whole shipment of liquor and sticks.

00:59:14 But now that I've seen how much you've grown,

00:59:16 I think we'd better exchange them for a couple of bolts of dress goods, huh?

00:59:20 Thank you.

00:59:21 Oh, the mayor was going to be here,

00:59:23 but he had to go to the territorial capital on a horse theft matter.

00:59:26 But I'm going to give his speech.

00:59:28 Oh, and don't worry about the mayor.

00:59:33 I'm sure that he can find a bill of sale for the horse.

00:59:37 Ladies and gentlemen,

00:59:39 we are here to welcome the fairest...

00:59:42 What am I doing?

00:59:45 We are here to welcome back

00:59:50 the prettiest girl that was ever born in McClintic,

00:59:53 or in any part of the territory.

01:00:05 Hey, Davey!

01:00:06 Yeah?

01:00:07 I've got something for you.

01:00:09 The guardmaster up at the junction told me to let them ride,

01:00:14 so I locked them in here.

01:00:16 I've had my scalp a long time,

01:00:19 and I aim to keep it.

01:00:21 You have to take care of this.

01:00:33 Yeah, yeah.

01:00:35 Yeah, Davey.

01:00:37 And now she's come back to us.

01:00:47 Gone are the pigtails,

01:00:49 but the freckles are still on the prettiest face

01:00:51 that was ever born in McClintic.

01:00:55 Hey, that's Puma.

01:00:57 And it's true.

01:01:00 The government did turn them loose.

01:01:02 Good old Puma.

01:01:04 I'll never forget when he brought G.W. home.

01:01:08 Your father had a hole in his chest and a 104 fever.

01:01:13 Of course, they weren't very mannerly about it.

01:01:16 He came back and said,

01:01:18 "I'm going to get you a new horse."

01:01:20 And he threw him on the doorstep.

01:01:23 And you do remember them good old days, don't you, Katie?

01:01:27 Katherine.

01:01:33 Katherine.

01:01:35 Yatahe, my friends.

01:01:55 Yatahe.

01:01:56 Puma honored enemy.

01:01:59 Does Big McClintock forget also blood brotherhood?

01:02:02 No, I'll never forget that.

01:02:04 All won't.

01:02:06 Does it hurt still?

01:02:07 I feel it when it comes on to rain.

01:02:10 An inch higher and I wouldn't have had to worry.

01:02:12 Ah, Big McClintock, that was remembered fine.

01:02:16 We return with news.

01:02:19 Our people have more trouble.

01:02:22 You see, I learn good English now, Big McClintock.

01:02:26 Learned in white man's jail.

01:02:29 But we would have you talk our course at government hearing.

01:02:33 I understand that Governor Humphreys is going to preside at that meeting.

01:02:39 Yes, Puma, I'll translate your wishes.

01:02:43 Mr. McLintock, could I impose upon you to use your Comanche to tell these chiefs...

01:02:48 Puma is chief of the Comanches and he speaks English very well.

01:02:52 Oh, well, your people will have to follow my instructions to the letter.

01:02:57 It is the law of the land...

01:02:59 Oh, now, just a minute.

01:03:03 Well, for heaven's sakes.

01:03:09 You wait here, honey, I'll get the...

01:03:11 - You go to the McClintock party? - Surely.

01:03:16 - Will I see you there, Beth? - Of course, Davey, and you can have the first dance.

01:03:20 - Sis? - I'm going to the McClintock party.

01:03:23 - I'm going to the McClintock party. - I'm going to the McClintock party.

01:03:26 - I'm going to the McClintock party. - I'm going to the McClintock party.

01:03:29 - I'm going to the McClintock party. - I'm going to the McClintock party.

01:03:32 - I'm going to the McClintock party. - I'm going to the McClintock party.

01:03:35 - Of course, Davey, and you can have the first dance. - Sis?

01:03:38 Don't want any sister of mine talking to strangers.

01:03:43 Davey's not a stranger. He clerks in Birnbaum.

01:03:46 He's an Indian.

01:03:51 Darn you, Drago!

01:04:02 Look what you've done.

01:04:04 Baby, this is Devlin Warren. He works for your papa.

01:04:07 - Dev, this is Miss Becky McClintock. - Those are my things.

01:04:11 Yes, ma'am.

01:04:13 - I don't own you anywhere, Miss Becky. - What do you mean?

01:04:17 Oh, I mean, you look so much like your mother.

01:04:20 - Or even prettier. - Oh, Mr. Warren.

01:04:23 Mother's much prettier than I am.

01:04:25 Many a fight started with words like that.

01:04:28 - Come on, get in the boat. - Hello, Ching.

01:04:30 - We got jelly pie for dinner? - I'm not cooking.

01:04:33 No, he's not.

01:04:35 - Junior! - Yes, Miss Becky.

01:04:37 - You remember Junior Douglas, Mama? - Oh, of course.

01:04:40 - How's college? - Valedictorian, '95.

01:04:43 Congratulations. Oh, Mr. and Mrs. Douglas, we will see you at the party, of course.

01:04:47 Oh, delighted.

01:04:49 - Well, it'll be pretty hard to keep young man away. - Yes, sir.

01:04:52 - Drago? - Yes, boss. Bag it's all on it.

01:04:55 G.W. Do you remember young Junior?

01:04:58 Oh, yes. Like father, like son.

01:05:01 Oh, Mr. McClintock, I hope you don't think I'm being presumptuous...

01:05:05 in asking you for the honor of calling on Miss Rebecca.

01:05:08 Well, there she is. Ask her yourself.

01:05:11 - Thank you, sir. - Ching, now I'm gonna get fired.

01:05:14 - Get up out of here! - Thank you, sir. Thank you.

01:05:17 - How do you know me, ma'am? - We'll see you at the party, Junior.

01:05:24 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, what?

01:05:27 Like father, like son.

01:05:29 What did he mean, Matthew?

01:05:33 Come on, Ching. Grab a root and growl.

01:05:39 Well, you're doing a good job, Miss McClintock.

01:05:50 Thank you, Miss Flora.

01:05:52 Deb, when you're finished there, go over and help Drago with the beer kegs.

01:05:56 Yes, Mom.

01:05:58 Deb, could you come and help me a minute?

01:06:03 I certainly was surprised to hear you went to college.

01:06:12 - Why? - I don't know.

01:06:15 Junior says Purdue's a good college for a backwater place like Indiana.

01:06:19 - Well, he did indeed. - Oh, could you do this? I can't reach it.

01:06:24 - Why didn't you finish college? - Lack of funds.

01:06:27 My father got sick and he had to come out west.

01:06:30 So he took out a homestead.

01:06:33 You know, your mom's sure cute.

01:06:35 It's too bad you didn't inherit her eyes.

01:06:38 Well, you'd been lucky if you'd inherited a few things from your father.

01:06:47 Oh, really? For instance?

01:06:51 - There's common sense, for instance. - Common sense?

01:06:54 Yeah. You don't see him being fooled by some dude like Junior Douglas.

01:06:58 Junior's not a dude. He's nifty.

01:07:02 This needs a woman's touch.

01:07:04 And besides, he got a letter at college.

01:07:07 - What sport? - Glee club.

01:07:10 Very strenuous.

01:07:12 Don't you dare hug me!

01:07:19 I have no intention of hugging you.

01:07:23 (GASPS)

01:07:26 (BIRDS CHIRPING)

01:07:28 (PEOPLE LAUGHING)

01:07:38 (PEOPLE LAUGHING)

01:07:41 (PEOPLE LAUGHING)

01:08:09 The ladies all look lovely, Catherine.

01:08:12 - You know, this is a real fine party. - Oh, thank you, Ben.

01:08:16 Of course, we had to invite everybody.

01:08:18 Just everybody.

01:08:20 Sorry, G.W., but this one's mine.

01:08:25 Well, thank you, Mrs. Warren. I guess I'll have to be a good host in my own home.

01:08:29 - Well, the next one's yours, Mr. McLintock. - Thank you.

01:08:32 - Here you are, Mr. McLintock. - Thank you.

01:08:34 (PEOPLE LAUGHING)

01:08:41 (PEOPLE LAUGHING)

01:08:47 (APPLAUSE)

01:08:59 (PEOPLE LAUGHING)

01:09:01 - Drago, go and do what I told you to do. - Oh, Katie.

01:09:04 - Catherine, do as you're told. - Oh, Drago, do this.

01:09:08 Drago, do that.

01:09:10 Hi-ya! People, people, people!

01:09:16 - This Douglas fellow... - Drago!

01:09:19 Yes, ma'am.

01:09:21 Matt Douglas, Jr. is going to bring you folks some of the latest Terpsichore and dance steps

01:09:27 brand new, brought by him directly from New York City.

01:09:31 (APPLAUSE)

01:09:33 All right, Mr. Fidler.

01:09:37 (MUSIC PLAYING)

01:09:40 (MUSIC CONTINUES)

01:09:42 (PEOPLE EXCLAIMING)

01:10:09 (PEOPLE LAUGHING)

01:10:11 - Give me a whisky. - (SPEAKING FRENCH)

01:10:22 - What? - Just turn a tent down and party, boss.

01:10:25 - We'll run out of whisky. - Well, I can take care of that.

01:10:28 (SPEAKING FRENCH)

01:10:30 (SPLASHING)

01:10:33 (PEOPLE EXCLAIMING)

01:10:35 (PEOPLE LAUGHING)

01:10:37 Indian!

01:10:47 Now, you still got any ideas about asking my sister to dance?

01:10:55 Get up and we can do this all over again.

01:10:58 - Yes! - That's enough!

01:11:00 - You fought and it's over! - Get out of the way!

01:11:02 Quit butting in, Birnbaum! He's a hired man, not your son!

01:11:05 Look, you fought him fair and square!

01:11:07 I don't think it was so fair and square.

01:11:10 Well, you want to take up where he left off?

01:11:13 If I did, you wouldn't find it so easy.

01:11:15 - Now we've had enough of this. - When are you gonna quit walking away?

01:11:23 Just as soon as we're out of sight of the party.

01:11:25 Little lesson I learned back home, don't fight in front of women.

01:11:28 - Well, we're out of sight now. - So we are.

01:11:32 (GRUNTING)

01:11:34 Such vulgarity.

01:11:50 Someone should do something about it.

01:11:52 You're right.

01:11:55 Absolutely right.

01:11:58 (GRUNTING)

01:12:00 (THUDDING)

01:12:02 You all right, young man?

01:12:30 I'm all right, Mr. McLintock.

01:12:32 Pretty fancy fighting for a country boy.

01:12:35 Two years at Purdue, Mr. McLintock.

01:12:37 On the boxing team.

01:12:39 I never thought any farmer could whip me.

01:12:41 But you sure did.

01:12:45 I gotta get him cleaned up. Get him some water, Jake.

01:12:47 Yeah.

01:12:49 (GRUNTING)

01:12:51 You get yourself cleaned up,

01:13:09 go ask that girl for a dance.

01:13:11 Who?

01:13:13 Oh!

01:13:19 Did I miss one?

01:13:21 Where is he, old fighty, little whippersnapper?

01:13:24 - Trouble. - Where is that farmer boy? Where is he?

01:13:26 Where is he, G.W.?

01:13:28 Oh, so you're the young farmer boy that whipped my nephew.

01:13:33 Well, I'm Fauntleroy Sage, young Ben's uncle.

01:13:36 Well, I'm no farmer, but if you're young Ben's uncle, yes, I whipped him.

01:13:39 And you're intruding.

01:13:41 - What's intruding mean? - Butting in.

01:13:44 Oh, so he's insulting me.

01:13:46 Well, then I got another reason for wilding him.

01:13:48 Besides, on account of him thrashing my nephew, young Ben.

01:13:51 Fauntleroy, you can't get mixed up in these youngsters' quarrel.

01:13:54 Family honor.

01:13:56 I can't have said a farmer whipped a sage.

01:13:58 You're twice his size.

01:14:00 Don't let that bother you, Mr. McLintock.

01:14:02 Mr. Fauntleroy insists,

01:14:04 I'll just have to teach him the same lesson.

01:14:06 (GRUNTING)

01:14:10 (GRUNTING)

01:14:12 Sage!

01:14:22 Sorry, young fella.

01:14:30 (LAUGHING)

01:14:32 Hate to have to do that, young fella.

01:14:34 - No hard feelings. - Not yet.

01:14:38 - Not yet what? - I mean, that isn't all.

01:14:41 Now, wait a minute.

01:14:43 Fauntleroy, we're gonna make this a fair fight.

01:14:47 Course we are. Course we are, G.W.

01:14:50 There'll be none of this.

01:14:52 - I wouldn't do that, G.W. - You wouldn't do...

01:14:55 - No, I wouldn't do that. - And, Dev.

01:14:58 I don't want you kicking Fauntleroy in the knee.

01:15:01 He couldn't do no such thing.

01:15:03 And none of this nose twisting.

01:15:05 (YELLING)

01:15:07 This is all yours.

01:15:09 Oh, well...

01:15:18 Where are my glasses?

01:15:20 Here you are, young fella.

01:15:22 Ouch! I'm all right.

01:15:24 This Indian agent will stop stepping all over me.

01:15:26 - I beg your pardon. - He dug you.

01:15:28 You're just fighting me.

01:15:30 But I want you to know, that boy fought me a fair fight.

01:15:34 Well, I'm glad to hear that, Fauntleroy.

01:15:36 Where's my uncle?

01:15:38 Fauntleroy, what have you been doing?

01:15:41 I hope my uncle didn't bother anybody.

01:15:43 No bother. I think we'd better join the ladies...

01:15:46 before they get curious. Drago.

01:15:48 Fauntleroy, let's line them all up for a do-si-do.

01:15:52 Jake, you think tincture of arnica would help?

01:15:57 Could be.

01:15:59 Used to help you.

01:16:01 Gentlemen, to the medicine cabinet.

01:16:05 (DOOR OPENS)

01:16:07 - Good morning, Drago. - Good morning, baby.

01:16:26 - Have you seen Daddy? - I heard him this morning...

01:16:28 with a scattergun on his arm.

01:16:30 - Went hunting. - Oh.

01:16:32 (SIGHS)

01:16:34 - Morning, Daddy. - Good afternoon.

01:17:01 What got you out so early?

01:17:03 It's something I have to get straight in my mind.

01:17:06 Yeah?

01:17:08 What?

01:17:10 Mama.

01:17:13 Why'd you and Mama stop living together, Daddy?

01:17:22 Why'd you separate?

01:17:26 - Aren't you gonna answer me? - No.

01:17:31 It's sort of my business, I think.

01:17:33 I don't.

01:17:35 Is it another woman? Usually is.

01:17:39 At your age, you always know what's usual.

01:17:42 Is it Mrs. Warren?

01:17:44 Becky, I don't want to start laying the law down your first day back home.

01:17:50 But I'll have no more such talk.

01:17:53 First time I ever saw Mrs. Warren was last week.

01:17:56 She has a job here at which she's very good.

01:17:59 I hope you'll have the good manners to not pry into other people's business.

01:18:04 (GUNSHOT)

01:18:06 Your mother's in mine.

01:18:09 Pretty good shot, Daddy.

01:18:11 Oh, I can understand your trouble.

01:18:14 Mama's often so... well, so petulant.

01:18:18 Petulant? You learned a lot of words back East, Becky.

01:18:22 Wish to God they'd have taught you some meanings.

01:18:25 You were only about six months old when your mother stayed alone with you in the sod hut under eight foot of snow...

01:18:32 ...while I moved the herd 300 miles south to try and save it.

01:18:37 Saved about half of it.

01:18:39 You were a little more than a year old at the time of the great Comanche raids.

01:18:43 We stood off 500 plains Indians for nine days.

01:18:48 Petulant, Becky?

01:18:51 I think you better go on home.

01:18:53 See that Ching gets those birds.

01:18:55 Becky!

01:19:12 Come here.

01:19:14 (FOOTSTEPS)

01:19:16 (HORSE NEIGHING)

01:19:21 There's something I ought to tell you.

01:19:26 I guess now's as good a time as any.

01:19:29 You're gonna have every young buck west of the Missouri around here trying to marry you.

01:19:34 Mostly because you're a handsome filly.

01:19:37 But partly because I own everything in this country from here to there.

01:19:42 They'll think you're gonna inherit it.

01:19:44 Well, you're not.

01:19:46 You're gonna leave most of it to...

01:19:49 ...well to the nation, really.

01:19:52 For a park.

01:19:53 Where no lumberman will cut down all the trees for houses with leaky roosts.

01:19:59 Nobody will kill all the beaver for hats for dudes.

01:20:03 Nor murder the buffalo for robes.

01:20:06 What I'm gonna give you is a 500 cow spread on the upper Green River.

01:20:12 Now that may not seem like much.

01:20:14 But it's more than we had, your mother and I.

01:20:17 Some folks are gonna say I'm doing all this...

01:20:21 ...so I can sit up in the hereafter and look down on a park named after me.

01:20:26 Or that I was disappointed in you.

01:20:29 Didn't want you to get all that money.

01:20:31 But the real reason, Becky...

01:20:34 ...is because I love you.

01:20:36 And I want you and some young man to have what I had.

01:20:40 'Cause all the gold in the United States treasury...

01:20:43 ...and all the harp music in heaven...

01:20:46 ...can't equal what happens between a man and a woman...

01:20:49 ...with all that growing together.

01:20:51 I can't explain it any better than that.

01:20:57 All right, Daddy.

01:21:06 All right, Daddy.

01:21:08 Becky.

01:21:13 When you're as old as I am, you'll thank me for this.

01:21:20 Daddy, I'm full grown.

01:21:23 I wasn't worried about me.

01:21:26 I was thinking about you and Mama.

01:21:29 (music)

01:21:31 (music)

01:21:33 (laughter)

01:21:51 (laughter)

01:21:53 Oh!

01:22:04 Well, sir, all three of them fell right out of the carriage.

01:22:18 Well, it's getting rather late, Becky. It's bedtime.

01:22:21 Mother!

01:22:24 He brought this. He must have intended to use it.

01:22:26 Oh, well, I didn't.

01:22:28 Sing us a song.

01:22:29 Well, if you really want me to.

01:22:30 Gosh, I haven't played in quite some...

01:22:32 You know just right for me.

01:22:33 Sure.

01:22:34 It's the rage now.

01:22:35 Oh.

01:22:36 Oh.

01:22:37 Dev.

01:22:42 What are you doing?

01:22:43 Oh.

01:22:44 I, uh...

01:22:47 I just thought I'd get another cigar.

01:22:49 Well, you've got one in your mouth and two burning in the tray.

01:22:53 And that moved.

01:22:55 Tell us what we can play all the time.

01:22:57 You're cuter than a baby's stare

01:23:04 And softer than a mouse's ear

01:23:09 I want the whole wide world to hear

01:23:15 You're just right for me

01:23:20 You're sweeter than...

01:23:23 Oh, no, not that rhythm, Junior. Do it the way they do at the plaza.

01:23:26 I know the words.

01:23:27 Sure, Becky. Will you sing with me?

01:23:29 Of course.

01:23:30 All right.

01:23:31 I love a man who's witty and smart and clever

01:23:41 It's your move.

01:23:42 Oh.

01:23:43 My heart forever

01:23:45 Rain or shine

01:23:46 Oh, Dev, you're playing like an amateur.

01:23:49 Let's call it an evening. I'd like to know where your mind is tonight.

01:23:53 You're sweeter than the earliest morning

01:23:59 Or bluebells when they start to ring

01:24:02 Pretty good.

01:24:03 Voice like her father.

01:24:05 You make a sign you're just right for me

01:24:11 Sweeter than honey, finer than wine

01:24:16 I'm sure they found you on that honeysuckle vine

01:24:21 I would melt in your embrace

01:24:25 You disappear without a trace

01:24:29 To die like this is no disgrace

01:24:33 This is the time

01:24:35 This is the place for you

01:24:40 Just right for me

01:24:44 Well, that's so good. I kind of hate to break this up.

01:24:53 But we're going to have that Indian hearing tomorrow morning.

01:24:56 Sir, about our conversation earlier this evening, I believe I'd better apologize.

01:25:01 Yeah?

01:25:02 Yes, sir. I've been thinking it over. When I called you a reactionary,

01:25:06 that's merely my generation's term for your generation.

01:25:11 Nothing personal, sir.

01:25:12 Oh, really?

01:25:14 Well, good night, sir.

01:25:18 Good night, Mrs. McLintock.

01:25:19 Good night and do come again.

01:25:22 Good night, Draco.

01:25:24 Night.

01:25:25 Boss?

01:25:29 Was the reactionary me?

01:25:32 Me, I guess.

01:25:34 He says that anyone that wanted to sell at a profit was a reactionary.

01:25:37 Was we reactionaries back in them days when you were selling beef cattle for six cents a pound on the hoof?

01:25:42 Well, I was arguing with him. College boy.

01:25:46 Devlin Warren, if you was my kind of man, you wouldn't let some dude walk off with a pretty skirt west of Denver without putting him in some kind of fight.

01:26:08 Does it show?

01:26:09 What can I do? I'm just one of her father's employees.

01:26:12 I'm just a hired hand around here.

01:26:14 Every so often, Dev, you spill the strangest ideas.

01:26:21 Everybody works for somebody.

01:26:23 Me, I work for everybody in these United States that steps into a butcher's shop for a T-bone steak.

01:26:29 And you work for me.

01:26:30 There's not much difference.

01:26:33 Daddy, the most terrible thing just happened.

01:26:37 Junior's horse ran away.

01:26:38 The one he rented at the livery stable.

01:26:40 Tied up a rented horse by the range. He's probably back in the stall by now.

01:26:44 I think we could get Junior something that he can ride.

01:26:47 What I'd rather do, Daddy, is drive Junior home in Arbor Rouge.

01:26:51 It's a lovely evening, and I'm sure Uncle Drago wouldn't mind driving.

01:26:55 I wouldn't. I got the kind of manners. Don't keep me from saying so, just to be polite.

01:26:59 I'll drive him home, Mr. McLintock.

01:27:01 And you don't have to come, Miss Becky.

01:27:03 I'll see that he gets home safely.

01:27:05 I can take care of myself.

01:27:07 You got yourself a foot, didn't you?

01:27:09 I'll get the carriage. Drago?

01:27:11 I'm going with him.

01:27:12 Now you got me wrangling dudes.

01:27:37 Miss Becky, somebody better help me watch the road.

01:27:40 You know, I'm new around here. Might take the wrong turn off.

01:27:44 Devlin Warren, you know there isn't a turn off between here and town.

01:27:48 You disappear without a trace.

01:27:52 To die like this is no disgrace.

01:27:56 This is time.

01:27:58 This is my place.

01:28:04 Devlin Warren, what are you trying to do, kill us?

01:28:07 You'd rather have your friend drive?

01:28:09 Yeah!

01:28:11 Hold it!

01:28:16 Yeah!

01:28:19 Daddy?

01:28:25 Daddy! I have never been so humiliated in my entire life.

01:28:29 I said what I said, and I'll stand by it to the death.

01:28:32 Shoot him, Daddy. Shoot him at once.

01:28:35 Why?

01:28:37 My honor is at stake.

01:28:39 Well, now, your honor.

01:28:41 Absolutely. He impugned my honor.

01:28:43 Impugned? What does that mean?

01:28:45 Slander. He slandered my honor.

01:28:48 He did? I said what I said, and I'll stand by it to the death.

01:28:51 He admits it, see? Shoot him.

01:28:54 Well, what is he admitting to?

01:28:55 Why, he called me a... I won't even repeat the word.

01:28:58 I didn't necessarily call you anything, but I said what I said, and I'll stand by it to the death.

01:29:03 Well, just for the tally books, what did you say?

01:29:06 I said that any girl who would permit a man to kiss her before they're formally engaged is a trollop.

01:29:11 He said it again! Shoot him!

01:29:13 Now, hold on.

01:29:14 No, don't hold on.

01:29:16 If you're my father, if you love me, you'll shoot him.

01:29:19 Well, I'm your father, and I sure love you.

01:29:23 So...

01:29:26 Oh, you shot him! You really shot him!

01:29:29 Hey!

01:29:30 If he dies...

01:29:31 If he dies, he'll be the first man ever killed with a blank cartridge.

01:29:34 We use this to start the races on the fourth.

01:29:37 Hey! I'm on fire!

01:29:40 Oh, you poor dear.

01:29:42 Poor dear? You'd have had me shot in cold blood.

01:29:45 But it didn't happen.

01:29:47 Yelling I insulted you and all. What you need is a good spanking.

01:29:50 But, Deb! Daddy!

01:29:52 Leave me out of this.

01:29:54 I think I'll give you what you deserve.

01:29:56 You wouldn't dare!

01:29:57 Oh, wouldn't I?

01:29:59 You'll think next time before you have someone shot.

01:30:01 This kid's gonna yell and I'm gonna help him.

01:30:04 Oh, Daddy! Wait for Daddy!

01:30:06 Oh! Oh!

01:30:08 Oh, Deb, help me!

01:30:10 Deb!

01:30:11 Deb!

01:30:12 Deb, my boy! I hate you!

01:30:15 I hate you!

01:30:16 Mommy!

01:30:17 Mommy!

01:30:19 Oh, G.W.! Was that a shot?

01:30:23 Oh!

01:30:25 Oh!

01:30:27 Becky, Becky, what happened?

01:30:31 He spanked me!

01:30:33 You spanked my daughter?

01:30:37 Deb.

01:30:39 Oh!

01:30:40 You mean you stood there while that brute beat our daughter?

01:30:44 G.W., what's happened to you in the last three years?

01:30:46 Better part of valor, son.

01:30:48 Oh, isn't it enough that you've always treated me like a squaw

01:30:50 without subjecting dear, sweet Becky to this crude vulgar way of life?

01:30:54 Catherine, you women are always raising hell about one thing

01:30:56 when it's something else you're really sore about.

01:30:59 Don't you think it's about time you told me

01:31:01 what put the burr under your saddle about me?

01:31:04 I don't intend to stand here and hold a midnight conversation

01:31:08 with an intoxicated man.

01:31:19 And I am not intoxicated.

01:31:22 Yet.

01:31:27 Hello, Governor!

01:31:35 Hello, Governor!

01:31:38 (INDISTINCT CHATTER)

01:31:40 Chief Puma?

01:31:57 Yes, Sergeant.

01:31:59 Big McClintock, we know you get us fair judgment.

01:32:04 You gentlemen, follow me.

01:32:07 (INDISTINCT CHATTER)

01:32:09 Well, Jake?

01:32:13 G.W.?

01:32:15 Well, G.W., it's been a long time.

01:32:22 Not long enough, Cutbert.

01:32:25 Your husband is a rude man.

01:32:29 Yes, Cutbert, I know.

01:32:33 (INDISTINCT CHATTER)

01:32:35 Well, you're one day Indians, Mr. McClintock.

01:32:47 Mr. McClintock is not running this hearing.

01:32:50 Sergeant, seat those Indians.

01:32:52 Yes, sir.

01:32:53 Gentlemen, be seated.

01:32:55 Not a whole tribe here want to come into town.

01:33:00 Proceed, Lieutenant.

01:33:02 (GAVEL BANGING)

01:33:03 This hearing is now in session.

01:33:05 Governor Cutbert Humphreys presiding.

01:33:07 Good luck, Daddy.

01:33:09 I'm afraid it's a packed court.

01:33:11 Government edict number 826.

01:33:14 As ordered that the Comanche Nation be transferred

01:33:17 from their present reservation to Fort Sill,

01:33:19 it is the government's claim, as filed by Indian agent Agard,

01:33:24 that these chiefs, after being released from prison

01:33:27 by a kindly government, did then rouse and incite defiance

01:33:31 among the tribe against said order.

01:33:34 It seems, gentlemen, that although some of these chiefs

01:33:38 speak English, Chief Puma is quite at home in our language,

01:33:41 they have chosen Mr. McClintock to be their spokesman.

01:33:45 I speak for the Comanche, or rather I offer this translation.

01:33:50 Proceed, Mr. McClintock.

01:33:52 Mr. McClintock.

01:33:53 The Comanche say, "We are an old people and a proud people.

01:34:06 "When the white man first came among us,

01:34:08 "we were as many as the grasses of the prairie.

01:34:12 "Now we are few, but we are still proud.

01:34:16 "For if a man loses pride in manhood, he is nothing.

01:34:20 "You tell us now that if we will let you send us away

01:34:23 "to this place called Fort Sill,

01:34:26 "you will feed us and care for us.

01:34:29 "Let us tell you this.

01:34:31 "It is a Comanche law that no chief ever eats

01:34:34 "unless first he sees that the pots are full of meat

01:34:37 "in the lodges of the widows and orphans.

01:34:40 "It is the Comanche way of life.

01:34:43 "This that the white man calls charity

01:34:46 "is a fine thing for widows and orphans,

01:34:49 "but no warrior can accept it.

01:34:51 "For if he does, he is no longer a man,

01:34:54 "and when he is no longer a man, he is nothing,

01:34:57 "and better off dead.

01:34:59 "You say to the Comanche, 'You are widows and orphans.

01:35:02 "'You are not men.'

01:35:04 "And we, the Comanches, say we would rather be dead.

01:35:07 "It will not be a remembered fight when you kill us,

01:35:10 "because we are few now and have few weapons.

01:35:13 "But we will fight, and we will die, Comanche."

01:35:19 Thank you, Big McClintock.

01:35:21 Am I to gather the Comanche defy the government of the United States?

01:35:26 Yes, you may gather that the Comanche defy the United States government,

01:35:31 or at least this commission.

01:35:33 Gentlemen.

01:35:35 It is the order of this court that these chiefs be incarcerated

01:35:47 until such time as the detachment of United States cavalry

01:35:50 be made available to escort them and the Comanche nation to Fort Sill.

01:35:55 This court is adjourned.

01:35:59 Oh, McClintock!

01:36:04 You are important chief amongst these white people.

01:36:07 Sway them.

01:36:09 Have them give us few guns to make the fight worthwhile.

01:36:12 Let us have one last remembered fight for end of Comanche.

01:36:16 I almost wish I could arrange that, Puma.

01:36:20 Aholani cha.

01:36:22 Aholani cha.

01:36:24 Sergeant.

01:36:27 Yes.

01:36:28 Let the squad carry on.

01:36:30 Gentlemen.

01:36:32 It's sad, these changing times.

01:36:43 It isn't the times that are changing, Mama.

01:37:11 - Hi, GW. - Hello, Lem.

01:37:14 Bunny.

01:37:32 Oh, Hardy McLintock.

01:37:35 Hey, figured you'd be belly down drunk by now.

01:37:38 I've been doing some thinking drinking, Bunny.

01:37:41 Is that boxcar still on the sighting?

01:37:44 - Well, sure, but... - But what?

01:37:46 - I don't like it. - You don't, eh?

01:37:48 You figure if them Indians get out there and lead the cavalry on a wild goose chase,

01:37:52 that great white father is going to get nosy.

01:37:54 Get nosy and he'll investigate.

01:37:56 When they find out how that side-saddle governor's been messing things up,

01:38:00 they'll give those Indians a fair trial.

01:38:02 That's live ammunition in that boxcar.

01:38:05 You know what'll happen if them Indians get some guns in their hands?

01:38:08 Somebody's gonna get hurt.

01:38:09 Is Puma's word good enough for you?

01:38:11 Well, I don't...

01:38:13 - McLintock, you got yourself a partner. - Leave me out of this.

01:38:17 Hey, McLintock.

01:38:19 Good night, Bunny.

01:38:24 Good night, Governor.

01:38:28 Governor.

01:38:32 ♪ Where is the Katie with her light red hair? ♪

01:38:39 ♪ Sweet as the roses on a summer air ♪

01:38:45 ♪ I'll find her somewhere while the moon is high ♪

01:38:52 ♪ And tell her that I love her ♪

01:38:56 ♪ And I'll love her till I die ♪

01:38:59 Katie! Katie Gilholy!

01:39:03 Come back to this home!

01:39:06 Katie! Katie!

01:39:09 Katherine Gilholy McLintock!

01:39:14 Where's the woman of the house?

01:39:16 Mr. McLintock.

01:39:18 Oh, there you are.

01:39:21 Mrs. Warren.

01:39:23 Oh, good evening.

01:39:25 I waited up for you, Mr. McLintock.

01:39:28 Oh, how nice.

01:39:30 I want to talk to you about something.

01:39:32 Delighted, delighted.

01:39:34 309 times straight.

01:39:37 I beg your pardon?

01:39:38 309 times straight without a miss.

01:39:41 Gotta be a record.

01:39:43 I suppose so. Now, Mr. McLintock, what I wanted to say...

01:39:46 Two pounds Stetson, six-inch brim, 53 feet in the air.

01:39:51 It's gotta be a record.

01:39:52 I'm sure it is, but the reason I waited up...

01:39:54 Damn it, woman, can't you hold that glass still?

01:39:58 Of course, sir.

01:39:59 Now, down the hatch to my world record.

01:40:05 Down the hatch!

01:40:08 Yes, sir.

01:40:10 And now, to the governor of our territory.

01:40:20 The governor of the territory, sir?

01:40:23 Now, don't you stick up for him, Mrs. Warren.

01:40:26 You're a fine woman, Mrs. Warren.

01:40:28 But you'll certainly go down in my estimation...

01:40:30 if you stick up for Cuthbert H. Humphrey, governor of this territory.

01:40:35 I don't mean to change the...

01:40:36 Down the hatch.

01:40:38 Yes, sir. Down the hatch.

01:40:41 Cuthbert H. Humphrey, governor of our territory, is a cull.

01:40:50 Do you know what a cull is, ma'am?

01:40:53 A cull is a specimen that is so worthless...

01:40:57 that you have to cut him out of the herd.

01:40:59 Now, if all the people in the world were put in one herd...

01:41:03 Cuthbert is the one I would throw my rope at.

01:41:06 At whom?

01:41:07 At whom I would throw my rope at.

01:41:10 Natural-born cull.

01:41:12 Another touch, ma'am?

01:41:14 Oh, no, sir, no.

01:41:19 I don't mind if I do.

01:41:21 Good. Can't walk on one leg.

01:41:24 Oh, I didn't mean to be vulgar, ma'am. Can't walk on one limb.

01:41:28 It's all right.

01:41:30 Sounds silly. Only a bird can walk on a limb.

01:41:33 You know my wife? Her name's Kate.

01:41:36 She insists on being called Catherine. Do you know her?

01:41:39 Of course, Mr. McLintock, and that's what I wanted to talk to you about.

01:41:42 Well, she thinks that Cuthbert H. Humphrey is panting for her...

01:41:46 like a bull buffalo at the first green-up of spring.

01:41:50 But what Cuthbert is panting for is my money.

01:41:54 Don't make me feel like I'm drinking alone, ma'am.

01:41:58 Very well, Mr. McLintock, if you insist.

01:42:02 Down the hatch!

01:42:04 Good.

01:42:07 (clinking)

01:42:09 Mr. McLintock?

01:42:21 I have something very important to say to you.

01:42:25 Very important.

01:42:28 Guess it'll have to wait till the morning.

01:42:33 Toodle!

01:42:36 Oh! No, it's all right. It's all right.

01:42:39 Betty, bye-bye.

01:42:42 Whoops!

01:42:52 Mrs. Warren.

01:42:54 Let me assist you.

01:42:56 Very kind.

01:42:58 (clinking)

01:43:00 (laughing)

01:43:07 Oh, oh, oh!

01:43:10 (screaming)

01:43:12 Oh!

01:43:14 (laughing)

01:43:16 Whoops!

01:43:20 What's going on here?

01:43:24 Now, Catherine, are you going to believe what you see?

01:43:27 Or what I tell you?

01:43:29 Oh!

01:43:31 Uh, Mrs. McLintock,

01:43:35 hope you won't misunderstand.

01:43:37 It's the first hundred women sitting on his lap that I misunderstood.

01:43:41 Number 101 is quite simple.

01:43:44 Now, G.W. McLintock, I have something...

01:43:47 He's gone to sleep.

01:43:50 Just when I know exactly what I want to say to him,

01:43:54 he goes to sleep.

01:43:56 (laughing)

01:43:58 I waited up to talk to Mr. McLintock.

01:44:02 I wanted to tell him I was quitting.

01:44:05 You see, Sheriff Lord has asked me to marry him, and...

01:44:10 Oh, congratulations!

01:44:13 I don't want to seem prudish,

01:44:15 but if you are going to marry Sheriff Lord,

01:44:17 it seems to me that you're sitting on the wrong man's lap.

01:44:20 Oh!

01:44:24 Come on, I'll help you upstairs.

01:44:26 We'll have a long talk about men in general.

01:44:29 Ladies!

01:44:33 One moment.

01:44:36 Oh, oh!

01:44:47 Watch out! You'll get us all killed!

01:44:49 Oh!

01:44:50 (screaming)

01:44:53 (thud)

01:44:55 Wait a minute, ladies, till I catch my breath,

01:45:00 and I'll get you up those stairs as sure as my name is

01:45:04 George Washington McLintock!

01:45:21 You may be quitting, Mrs. Wallace, Mrs. Warren,

01:45:23 but not tomorrow.

01:45:25 I want my breakfast in bed.

01:45:27 I want a nice, old toast, lightly brown.

01:45:30 Somebody sure put a knob on my skull.

01:45:33 It was Katie. I speak it.

01:45:35 Katie, why?

01:45:37 And Mrs. Warren was there.

01:45:39 Oh.

01:45:40 And you was there.

01:45:42 Oh.

01:45:43 And that whiskey bottle was there.

01:45:44 Oh.

01:45:45 And Katie's temper being what Katie's temper is, well, there you are.

01:45:48 Drago, old friend.

01:45:50 Huh?

01:45:51 My wife does not understand me.

01:45:53 I see you being different than any other man.

01:45:55 Come on, I gotta get you upstairs,

01:45:57 get you ready for that big celebration tomorrow.

01:45:59 (screaming)

01:46:01 Drago,

01:46:09 I am sleeping in the den.

01:46:12 (music)

01:46:14 (gunshots)

01:46:23 (laughing)

01:46:25 Ain't you got no respect for your elders?

01:46:35 (chanting)

01:46:37 Gellerwag!

01:46:46 Here I am.

01:46:47 Hope you get the mean on him.

01:46:49 Come on, get him aboard.

01:46:56 Is everybody ready?

01:46:58 Man in number five needs a blank set.

01:47:00 Get him one.

01:47:04 Let us know when you're ready.

01:47:06 Ladies and gentlemen,

01:47:09 it is my honor to present to you

01:47:12 the governor of our territory,

01:47:16 Husbert H. Humphreys.

01:47:20 Thank you, Mayor.

01:47:22 My friends and citizens of this great territory,

01:47:28 this is the ninth consecutive year

01:47:31 it has been my privilege and my pleasure

01:47:35 to inaugurate the McLintock Fourth of July celebration.

01:47:40 Now the first event will be the wild horse race.

01:47:44 But before I fire this shot to start the event,

01:47:48 I would like to say a few modest words

01:47:51 regarding my stewardship of this great territory.

01:47:56 (gunshots)

01:47:58 (cheering)

01:48:02 (cheering)

01:48:29 (cheering)

01:48:31 All right, Professor Birnbaum.

01:48:43 Gentlemen.

01:48:45 Here, busy horse.

01:48:49 Come on, get him on a line.

01:48:50 Now come here, King.

01:48:51 Now boys, you all know the rules.

01:48:54 It's twice around the inside, once around the outside.

01:48:57 First cowboy that hits that finish line

01:48:59 without busting that egg is a winner.

01:49:01 And I caution you boys about some of them eggs,

01:49:04 because some of them eggs are last year's holdovers.

01:49:07 All right, mount up.

01:49:13 (gunshots)

01:49:23 (cheering)

01:49:25 Catherine, my dear, you seem to be enjoying yourself.

01:49:38 Oh, yes. This is wonderful.

01:49:40 It's the only thing I really do enjoy about this barbaric country,

01:49:43 the Fourth of July celebration.

01:49:45 Well, Catherine, I've been here for three days.

01:49:50 I haven't heard from you. Is anything wrong?

01:49:52 Wrong?

01:49:53 Well, I just hope that it hasn't been necessary

01:49:55 for you to say anything to, uh, G.W.

01:49:59 What are you talking about?

01:50:03 Well, Catherine, you see, I'm in a, uh,

01:50:06 rather delicate position being governor of the territory and all.

01:50:10 I just hope you haven't found it necessary to say anything about...

01:50:14 About what?

01:50:17 About you and me.

01:50:21 (laughing)

01:50:23 Why, you pompous windbag.

01:50:29 Do you think that you're the only man

01:50:32 who's ever tried to play patty fingers with me,

01:50:34 who's ever tried to lure me into the moonlight?

01:50:36 Well, no, but I...

01:50:37 Well, I'm a big girl and I can take care of myself.

01:50:40 My husband knows it.

01:50:42 I can assure you, governor, that your reputation is untarnished.

01:50:46 Now get out of my way.

01:50:48 (screaming)

01:50:50 (laughing)

01:50:52 Well, we got ourselves a winner!

01:51:12 Curly Fletcher!

01:51:14 Puzzles up, Curly!

01:51:18 Give me the egg.

01:51:20 Disqualified!

01:51:24 (laughing)

01:51:26 Here you go, Curly.

01:51:28 G.W., G.W., you'll never believe what happened over there.

01:51:33 What?

01:51:34 You smell of beer.

01:51:36 Well, naturally, I'm drinking beer.

01:51:38 Ladies and gentlemen,

01:51:41 the next event will be a contest

01:51:44 between the two Bronco-busting champions of our territory.

01:51:50 Remember the year I rode in that event?

01:51:53 Wore your garters to hold up my sleeves?

01:51:56 We had a bet, and I won it.

01:51:58 (laughing)

01:52:00 George Washington McClintock, you are a very crude man.

01:52:03 Well, I guess so, but that was a rough horse,

01:52:05 like to jarred my inside sleeves.

01:52:07 (laughing)

01:52:08 But it was worth it.

01:52:10 (laughing)

01:52:13 Three beers!

01:52:15 All three!

01:52:18 (dramatic music)

01:52:43 One, two, three, go!

01:52:47 (dramatic music)

01:52:49 Go!

01:53:10 (cheering)

01:53:12 Damn, Jeff, are you all right?

01:53:24 I guess so.

01:53:25 Nothing busted but my pride.

01:53:27 Well, that ought to even things up, farmer.

01:53:29 For what?

01:53:30 Well, that sore nose you gave me the other day.

01:53:33 Well, that ain't what's sore on him.

01:53:36 (laughing)

01:53:39 (dramatic music)

01:53:41 The closing event is the cowpony race.

01:53:57 The finish line is at the barbecue.

01:54:00 So start meandering.

01:54:03 Come on!

01:54:06 Now, what is that, false courage?

01:54:09 (laughing)

01:54:10 Why, you know a Douglas doesn't ever use a thing like that.

01:54:14 I want you to get on that horse, get out in front,

01:54:17 and stay out in front.

01:54:19 I'll be out in front, Dad.

01:54:21 All the way.

01:54:22 Ah, good boy.

01:54:24 Now, remember, stay out in front.

01:54:26 That Agamemnon's a good horse.

01:54:28 Whoa, whoa, Agamemnon.

01:54:34 (motor revving)

01:54:36 11.40, and she's all done.

01:54:41 Oh, boy.

01:54:42 (motor revving)

01:54:44 (shouting)

01:54:51 Oh, boy.

01:55:02 Come on, boy, whoa!

01:55:04 (motor revving)

01:55:06 (explosion)

01:55:13 (explosion)

01:55:15 (explosion)

01:55:23 (explosion)

01:55:30 (explosion)

01:55:32 (explosion)

01:55:38 (shouting)

01:55:42 (explosion)

01:55:56 (explosion)

01:55:58 (explosion)

01:56:02 Oh, Maca, that party, where'd your horse get it?

01:56:15 Whose idea was this stunt?

01:56:19 God, don't call it, turn him a real bully.

01:56:21 (explosion)

01:56:23 (explosion)

01:56:25 (explosion)

01:56:31 (explosion)

01:56:37 (explosion)

01:56:39 Reckon that's about all the excitement you'd want for 1/4 of July, eh?

01:57:06 Puma finally got his way.

01:57:08 But I reckon he's riding out his last war party.

01:57:10 He won't get very far.

01:57:12 But one thing still has me puzzled.

01:57:14 Where did they get the guns?

01:57:16 I was wondering the same thing.

01:57:18 My kidney's been borrowing me money.

01:57:22 G.W.! Psst, psst, psst, psst.

01:57:27 (laughing)

01:57:29 What an idiotic joke.

01:57:31 Joke? Do you think that was a joke?

01:57:33 Shut up! Do you want everybody in town to see me?

01:57:36 You look good in feathers.

01:57:38 Dev, I think they've gone.

01:57:44 Yeah.

01:57:46 What do you want to do about it?

01:57:47 What can I do?

01:57:48 Nothing! Just like you've always done.

01:57:51 Oh.

01:57:54 (footsteps)

01:57:56 How long, G.W.?

01:58:05 How long what?

01:58:06 Pat, she's been riding herd on you for two years now.

01:58:09 I'm a peaceable man.

01:58:11 But my father used to say, "You raise your voice, it doesn't do any good.

01:58:14 It's time to raise your hand."

01:58:16 Well, I've been planning to do something about it, I don't know.

01:58:19 I'll have another talk with her.

01:58:22 Talk to her?

01:58:23 Talk to her?

01:58:25 Talking won't do any good!

01:58:27 Becky, have you seen your...

01:58:32 What's been happening around here?

01:58:35 You've got hay all over you.

01:58:38 Been some mighty sneaky goings on here during that raid, Mr. McLintock.

01:58:43 Who was it said only a trollop could kiss a man before they were formally engaged?

01:58:48 Oh, but we are engaged, sir.

01:58:49 You are?

01:58:50 That is, with your permission.

01:58:52 Well, you've got it.

01:58:54 Oh, Mrs. Warren?

01:58:56 I think it's wonderful.

01:58:59 I guess this is the only engagement that ever started off of a spanking.

01:59:05 (laughter)

01:59:07 Mm-hmm.

01:59:09 I reckon Birnbaum is right.

01:59:11 All right.

01:59:19 Lord bless us, this is gonna be a great day.

01:59:22 Doggone it, folks!

01:59:23 Let's don't let a little old Indian raid break up a good barbecue and a rodeo!

01:59:28 (cheering)

01:59:29 Get the meat down!

01:59:31 Let's go!

01:59:32 You contestants get ready for the cow pony race!

01:59:35 (cheering)

01:59:37 (knocking)

01:59:39 Who is it?

01:59:41 It's me. Let me in.

01:59:43 Not now.

01:59:44 Right now.

01:59:46 Are you insane?

01:59:48 I want to talk to you.

01:59:50 It'll have to wait.

01:59:52 (screams)

01:59:54 I've taken all I'm gonna take from you.

01:59:56 You are insane!

01:59:57 You are going to tell me why you packed up, picked up, and walked out on me.

02:00:01 Two years ago, you remember, you came home from Denver with lipstick all over your...

02:00:06 (screams)

02:00:07 Lipstick on my collar.

02:00:17 I've got the goods to prove it.

02:00:19 Who cares?

02:00:20 Why, you big...

02:00:23 (screams)

02:00:24 Catherine!

02:00:43 (sobbing)

02:00:45 G.W., you are a ruffian.

02:00:51 Cuthbert, you are right.

02:00:53 Well, what kind of a family is that?

02:01:05 The best!

02:01:08 And dangerous, Roy.

02:01:11 What happened?

02:01:13 Who won the race?

02:01:15 Who cares? History's being made.

02:01:19 Yes, Rufus?

02:01:39 I regret to inform you I've changed my mind about matrimony.

02:01:43 Rufus!

02:01:46 Hey, leave him alone!

02:02:07 (laughing)

02:02:09 Catherine!

02:02:20 Catherine!

02:02:21 (indistinct chatter)

02:02:23 All right, everybody out!

02:02:25 (indistinct chatter)

02:02:27 Looks like G.W.'s buying out the whole store!

02:02:52 I'm afraid you're right!

02:02:55 (tires screeching)

02:02:57 Call me family!

02:03:03 Call me family!

02:03:04 Gee, don't...

02:03:23 (screaming)

02:03:24 G.W.! G.W.!

02:03:28 G.W.! G.W.!

02:03:33 Oh, Mrs. McLintock, you're all wet!

02:03:45 Am I?

02:03:46 Fine!

02:03:47 (screaming)

02:03:49 I'm a woman, G.W.

02:03:57 Oh, pardon me!

02:03:59 (screaming)

02:04:01 Mrs. McLintock, you setting a new style?

02:04:21 (gasps)

02:04:28 Mike...

02:04:29 Shh!

02:04:31 Mr. McLintock! In here!

02:04:44 Oh!

02:04:47 (screaming)

02:04:56 (screaming)

02:04:58 If I ever get through this humiliation,

02:05:09 you'll ruin the day you ever made!

02:05:11 Oh, Billy, I can fight all you want.

02:05:13 I won't do you any good.

02:05:15 You've been digging those birds into me for two years.

02:05:17 Now you're gonna get your comeuppance.

02:05:19 Oh! Oh!

02:05:20 Thanks!

02:05:21 (screaming)

02:05:24 My father would be proud of you!

02:05:26 And I'll make him prouder!

02:05:29 (screaming)

02:05:31 Stop!

02:05:35 (screaming)

02:05:36 Oh!

02:05:39 Keep it. You may need it.

02:05:41 Now get your divorce.

02:05:44 Home! Don't spare the horse!

02:05:49 Home? You'll hurt me!

02:05:51 You don't think you're gonna get rid of me that easy?

02:05:54 Yeah!

02:05:55 No more living in the Capitol?

02:06:20 No.

02:06:21 No more Newport in season?

02:06:23 Nope.

02:06:24 No more dancing at the Governor's Ball?

02:06:26 No, G.W.

02:06:28 Happy days!

02:06:30 310 times. Without a miss.

02:06:35 That's a record.

02:06:38 (theme music)

02:06:41 (theme music)

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