You Get Murdered First Clip from the Comedy Schitt's Creek

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Watch the classic "You Get Murdered First" clip from the comedy series Schitt's Creek, created by Eugene Levy and Daniel Levy!  Schitt's Creek Cast:  Eugene Levy, Catherine O'Hara, Daniel Levy, Annie Murphy, Jennifer Robertson, Emily Hampshire, Tim Rozon, Chris Elliott, Dustin Milligan and Sarah Levy  Stream Schitt's Creek now on Hulu!

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00:00 I need that bed.

00:02 Why?

00:03 Because I need it.

00:04 Why?

00:05 Because if someone were to break in here in the middle of the night wanting to murder us, they would attack this bed first.

00:09 So I need this bed.

00:10 So you're saying that you want me to get murdered first?

00:13 In front of you?

00:14 And then what would you do? Would you just run away and leave me to bleed out on the floor?

00:19 Uh, sort of. That was the plan, yeah.

00:21 Okay.

00:23 Well, you can have the bed when I leave.

00:25 Well, where are you going?

00:26 Stavros is flying in to get me. I told you that.

00:28 What do you mean Stavros is coming?

00:30 What do you mean? When? When is he doing that?

00:33 Like, whenever stupid Mary-Kate stops hogging his plane.

00:35 Well, where are we going?

00:37 Okay, at present, he's just coming for me.

00:42 But then I figured that we would just come back and grab you guys at some point.

00:46 What kind of sociopath abandons her family in some vomit-soaked dump to gallivant around the world with her dumb shipping air loser boyfriend

00:57 she's known for three months?

00:59 Um, David, it will be four months next month.

01:03 Oh my god.

01:04 And he just told me that he could potentially see himself considering saying I love you at some point sometime soon, so.

01:11 That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. I'm telling mom. I'm telling mom and dad.

01:14 No.

01:15 Have you told them?

01:16 No, David, I'm waiting for the right opportunity, okay?

01:18 Otherwise dad's gonna cry and mom's gonna do that thing where she pretends that nothing's wrong

01:22 and then just doesn't talk to me for five months and I don't want that.

01:25 I need this bed. I need it.

01:27 Oh.

01:28 You know what, David? You get murdered first for once.

01:32 No, you get murdered first.

01:34 David! You get murdered first.

01:36 No, you!

01:37 Yes! You get murdered first, David! You get murdered first!

01:41 [footsteps]

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