Watch the classic "So Many Wrong Things" clip from the comedy series Schitt's Creek, created by Eugene Levy and Daniel Levy!
Schitt's Creek Cast:
Eugene Levy, Catherine O'Hara, Daniel Levy, Annie Murphy, Jennifer Robertson, Emily Hampshire, Tim Rozon, Chris Elliott, Dustin Milligan and Sarah Levy
Stream Schitt's Creek now on Hulu!
Schitt's Creek Cast:
Eugene Levy, Catherine O'Hara, Daniel Levy, Annie Murphy, Jennifer Robertson, Emily Hampshire, Tim Rozon, Chris Elliott, Dustin Milligan and Sarah Levy
Stream Schitt's Creek now on Hulu!
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00:00 David, my nails aren't dry yet.
00:03 Oh Alexis, I stumbled upon Ted in the cafe this morning. He sends his regards.
00:08 That's nice. And what did he say?
00:12 Nothing. We merely exchanged familial smiles. He seemed quite taken with an older woman, so I thought best not to intrude.
00:19 Love that for him.
00:22 I mean that could have been anyone though, right? Like a mother or a close friend.
00:27 They were canoodling in the banquette for all to see, so I'd be rather concerned if that were his mother, David.
00:33 In other news, I recently discovered that I'm allergic to pitted fruits.
00:37 Canoodling? Oh, um, did she have like a braid in her hair?
00:42 No, no braid. Looked more like thick, healthy hair woven together loosely.
00:50 I can't believe he's still dating Heather.
00:52 I know, it's crazy.
00:54 I believe that was her name, Heather.
00:56 Okay, do we have somewhere to be?
00:57 Alexis, he doesn't still hold any interest for you?
01:00 No, it's not as if you've been spending all your time holed up in your room alone.
01:05 Yeah, no, I'm just like taking time for me.
01:08 Good! That's the most important relationship of all. Don't you give another thought to Ted and his striking older lover.
01:14 Okay, I am going for a jog.
01:16 Okay, um, but you're in like a day dress.
01:19 Mm-hmm, I am.
01:22 Okay, I have never heard someone say so many wrong things, one after the other, consecutively in a row.
01:30 David, how was I to know that Ted would be such a trigger all these years later?
01:35 A year later, and she is like right back in it.
01:39 So you might want to pay a little more attention to your daughter's life, if only to alleviate the weight of me having to deal with it every day.
01:50 Oh, I did call that other woman charming, didn't I?
01:55 Striking, I believe was the word you used to describe Ted's new girlfriend, who isn't Alexis.
02:02 Well, to my credit, she was.
02:05 She was.