Watch the classic "David and Stevie Bond" clip from the comedy series Schitt's Creek, created by Eugene Levy and Daniel Levy!
Schitt's Creek Cast:
Eugene Levy, Catherine O'Hara, Daniel Levy, Annie Murphy, Jennifer Robertson, Emily Hampshire, Tim Rozon, Chris Elliott, Dustin Milligan and Sarah Levy
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Schitt's Creek Cast:
Eugene Levy, Catherine O'Hara, Daniel Levy, Annie Murphy, Jennifer Robertson, Emily Hampshire, Tim Rozon, Chris Elliott, Dustin Milligan and Sarah Levy
Stream Schitt's Creek now on Hulu!
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00:00 David?
00:02 Hmm?
00:03 This might seem like a really stupid question,
00:05 but, um, why are we here?
00:09 Because I felt like I owed it to Patrick
00:11 to at least see the place where he wanted us
00:13 to spend the rest of our lives.
00:15 And?
00:17 And it's way too small for the rest of our lives,
00:19 but it's cute.
00:23 OK, so we just drove here to look at a place
00:25 that you don't plan on living in.
00:28 Correct.
00:33 How many years have I known you,
00:35 and I still can't figure out what goes on inside your head?
00:38 Join the club.
00:45 That was a joke in case it didn't land.
00:47 Mm.
00:49 You know, I was just thinking about how Patrick
00:51 must have driven out here and knocked on that door
00:54 and asked those people to call him if they ever planned
00:56 on selling just because I--
00:59 I said it was nice.
01:01 Who does that?
01:05 Good people.
01:09 Good people do things like that.
01:12 Hence the reason why we don't understand it.
01:14 Mm.
01:18 Can I ask you a question?
01:19 Yes.
01:22 What is it about New York?
01:27 I have big dreams.
01:30 And you can't have those dreams here?
01:33 And some friends left there.
01:37 The friends who you invited to the wedding?
01:41 To name a few, yes.
01:42 David, they're not coming.
01:45 Apparently there was an electronic music festival
01:48 in Norway that took priority.
01:53 Why do you want to go back to a place that's done nothing
01:55 but hurt your feelings?
01:59 Because I want those people to know that I'm not a joke.
02:03 And that I have won.
02:06 David, look at this place.
02:08 You won.
02:10 And on a personal note, I don't want you to leave me here.
02:14 OK?
02:24 Did you put on deodorant today?
02:28 Excuse me?
02:29 I know, it might be the farm.
02:31 It's the farm!
02:32 OK.
02:33 I smelled something.
02:34 It's not me.
02:35 All right.
02:36 We're leaving.
02:37 Relax.