Watch the classic "Juice for Alexis" clip from the comedy series Schitt's Creek, created by Eugene Levy and Daniel Levy!
Schitt's Creek Cast:
Eugene Levy, Catherine O'Hara, Daniel Levy, Annie Murphy, Jennifer Robertson, Emily Hampshire, Tim Rozon, Chris Elliott, Dustin Milligan and Sarah Levy
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Schitt's Creek Cast:
Eugene Levy, Catherine O'Hara, Daniel Levy, Annie Murphy, Jennifer Robertson, Emily Hampshire, Tim Rozon, Chris Elliott, Dustin Milligan and Sarah Levy
Stream Schitt's Creek now on Hulu!
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00:00 -Do you like this sweater?
00:02 Jared Leto gave it to me,
00:03 and I've always been on the fence about it.
00:06 -I don't know.
00:07 -What do you mean, you don't know?
00:08 You either like it or you don't like it.
00:10 -I mean, I like it 'cause Jared Leto gave it to you
00:12 and he was my first kiss,
00:13 but I don't know if I, like, like it, like it.
00:16 -Um, that's not really an answer.
00:18 -I feel really bad.
00:19 I feel like there's something burning in my throat.
00:21 -Oh, my God.
00:22 Well, you could have answered the question by now,
00:24 so I guess I'm wearing it.
00:25 -Dad, can you bring me some juice?
00:28 -Be right there, honey.
00:30 -Yes, we'll be right there.
00:31 I knew this day would come, John.
00:33 Isolated, impoverished,
00:34 cut off from all medical services.
00:36 I only prayed it wouldn't be Alexis.
00:38 -It's just a cold, Moira.
00:39 -Oh, it's always just a cold, John,
00:41 until it's full-blown typhoid.
00:44 -I don't have a typhoid.
00:45 -Well, of course you don't.
00:47 What are the chances of that?
00:48 [ Gasps ]
00:49 Do you remember Valentina,
00:50 our chambermaid in "Little Martinique"?
00:52 We all thought she had just a cold
00:54 until it was too late.
00:55 I'll never shake the mental image of her for you.
00:57 I'll never shake the mental image
00:58 of her frothing and flailing in that water taxi.
01:01 -I can still hear you.
01:03 -We love you, Alexis!
01:05 -Don't we?
01:06 -We love you, Alexis!
01:08 -Tell her you're gonna bring her the juice.
01:10 -I am bringing the juice, Moira.
01:12 -John, don't touch her.
01:14 -Oh.
01:16 -This is as far as I go, Alexis.
01:19 One of us has to stay safe for David.
01:22 -I'm already in the room.
01:23 -See? We're still alive, Moira.
01:25 I think we're gonna be okay.
01:26 -Of course you are.
01:27 That's the spirit.
01:28 I'm just going to close this door until you're done.
01:32 Sorry.
01:33 I'm sorry.