Watch the classic "Leaving Amish Country" clip from the comedy series Schitt's Creek, created by Eugene Levy and Daniel Levy!
Schitt's Creek Cast:
Eugene Levy, Catherine O'Hara, Daniel Levy, Annie Murphy, Jennifer Robertson, Emily Hampshire, Tim Rozon, Chris Elliott, Dustin Milligan and Sarah Levy
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Schitt's Creek Cast:
Eugene Levy, Catherine O'Hara, Daniel Levy, Annie Murphy, Jennifer Robertson, Emily Hampshire, Tim Rozon, Chris Elliott, Dustin Milligan and Sarah Levy
Stream Schitt's Creek now on Hulu!
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00:00 (birds chirping)
00:02 - Miriam makes the most delicious butter.
00:07 - Yeah.
00:08 - I mean, she starts pounding that cream
00:10 about half an hour too early in the morning,
00:12 but it tastes exactly like the butter we had
00:14 at the Ritz in Paris, you know,
00:15 that sort of saltless butter.
00:18 - Well, once again, thank you for nurturing our David
00:21 during such a difficult time.
00:24 - No, we should be thanking you for coming.
00:26 We've spent two sleepless nights wondering
00:29 what would happen if nobody came.
00:31 Would we be stuck with him?
00:32 - Oh, my baby!
00:35 Thank you.
00:36 Thank you, I would give you a gratuity,
00:39 but I'm short about a million this week.
00:41 - David's stay here has taught us some valuable lessons
00:45 in patience, forgiveness.
00:48 - Restraint.
00:49 - Well, it seems you've taken very good care
00:53 of our possessions.
00:55 I hope it wasn't too much of an imposition.
00:58 - You know, I'm not sure I'm even ready to come home yet.
01:01 - And yet, your time with us has come to an end.
01:05 - Okay.
01:06 - These three days you spent with us, David,
01:08 will remain in our memories for many days
01:10 and many, many, many nights.
01:13 - Thank you for your kindness
01:15 when no one else showed me kindness,
01:18 and compassion when no one else--
01:20 - Excuse me, son.
01:21 I imagine it's customary for strangers
01:25 to partake in a good old-fashioned Amish lunch?
01:29 - Not always.
01:30 Have a safe trip.
01:31 - Okay.
01:34 Thank you.
01:36 Thanks.
01:39 - Yeah, thank you.
01:41 - Where are we?
01:42 - Do you know how many times I've had to apologize to Roland?
01:51 You can't just leave with other people's trucks, David.
01:54 - What were you thinking?
01:56 - What you did was impulsive, capricious, and melodramatic.
02:01 But it was also wrong.
02:02 - Okay, nobody freaked out when Alexis went missing.
02:06 - I didn't go missing, David.
02:07 The FBI knew where I was the entire time.
02:10 - All right, listen, the important thing is
02:11 we have David back, we have your bag back,
02:14 and here we are all together.
02:17 - What bag?
02:18 - You stole my bag, David.
02:21 - That bag?
02:23 That bag looks like it hasn't been used in 100 years.
02:25 I put my toiletries in it.
02:27 Why would you think that I would steal that bag?
02:29 - I don't know, David.
02:30 Why did you steal my eyeliner?
02:32 - That was a phase in high school.
02:34 Now, did you come for me or did you come for that bag?
02:38 - This was my grandmother's bag.
02:41 - I hitchhiked in the middle of the night wearing all black.
02:46 I was basically asking to get hit by a car.
02:49 - Why?
02:50 - You told me that Diane Sawyer gave you that bag
02:53 and that it was fake.
02:54 - I didn't want you taking it.
02:55 - Okay, because I have told a lot of people
02:57 that Diane Sawyer sells fake bags on the down low.
03:00 - I slept in the cab of a truck overnight.
03:05 - Oh my God, who hasn't, David?
03:07 (birds chirping)
03:10 (birds chirping)