Scary Godmother the Revenge of Jimmy Episode 1
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00:00 ( music playing )
00:03 - ( screams ) - ( gasps )
00:26 What are you doing up here?
00:28 My dear scary godmother.
00:30 ( coughs )
00:31 Gentle viewers, let's hear it for Scary Godmother.
00:35 ( music playing )
00:37 ( gasps )
00:38 ( applause )
00:40 You still owe me for eating all of the food
00:44 at my Halloween party last year.
00:46 You promised to do anything to make up for it.
00:49 Oh, I don't remember such a promise.
00:52 Oh, please, I'll do anything.
00:57 I know you will, Harry.
00:59 You'll help me in the pumpkin patch,
01:01 you'll knit spiderwebs, clean the tombs.
01:04 Oh, yes, you'll probably have tonight
01:06 paid off by Halloween next year.
01:09 Enjoy your pizza.
01:11 Oh, right.
01:13 Now get busy.
01:15 We have to prepare for both Halloween and our big party.
01:18 That's what I'm doing.
01:21 What do you mean?
01:23 Are you saying that telling a scary story
01:26 or a monstrous tale,
01:28 a veritable ghost story,
01:30 isn't preparing for Halloween?
01:32 Hmm.
01:34 Well, I-- what I mean is--
01:36 ( growls )
01:37 Fine, but when you're done,
01:39 I need you to separate the dragon's eggs
01:41 from my special flambé soufflé.
01:43 Ooh, separate the whites from the yolks?
01:46 No, separate the eggs from the dragons.
01:55 Now let us cast our gaze towards an average house
01:59 in an average neighborhood
02:01 and meet a boy named Jimmy.
02:04 We open our tale with poor, poor Jimmy.
02:08 He used to love Halloween
02:10 and dressing up like a monster.
02:13 But that was before last Halloween
02:16 when he found out a terrifying secret.
02:21 Monsters, you see, are real.
02:25 Now Jimmy lives in fear
02:27 because he knows on Halloween
02:29 the monsters will come back.
02:32 Ha-ha! I've been waiting all year for this.
02:42 What do you want?
02:44 ( laughing )
02:48 ( screaming )
02:50 ( panting )
02:52 ( screaming )
02:55 Hey, Jimmy. Your folks said you were up here.
03:00 Are you sleeping?
03:02 It's only seven.
03:04 ( screaming )
03:07 ( screaming )
03:10 Jimmy, are you okay?
03:16 ( screaming )
03:20 ( screaming )
03:22 Hey, guys, thanks.
03:24 Thanks for what?
03:28 For field-testing my monster trap?
03:30 I figure monsters are dumber than you
03:32 and since you fell for it.
03:34 Um, is that a compliment or an insult?
03:37 I don't know and I don't care.
03:39 I'm leaving.
03:40 You've gotten really weird lately, Jimmy.
03:43 I'm monster-proofing my room for Halloween.
03:45 We barely got away last time.
03:47 But this year, I'm prepared.
03:49 Okay, monsters can't stand the light.
03:52 So I sleep with the lights on
03:54 and I made that flashlight trap.
03:56 Number two, monsters like to sneak up on you.
03:59 So I put balloons on the floor.
04:01 When they pop, I know they're here.
04:03 And finally, monsters hide under your bed
04:05 and in your closet.
04:07 So I removed the "under" from my bed
04:10 and I got rid of everything in my closet.
04:13 Nothing for them to hide behind.
04:15 So what do you do for clothes?
04:18 Easy.
04:19 I just wear the same thing every day.
04:21 [all groan]
04:23 Hey, my motto is
04:24 "Better smelly than in a monster's belly."
04:27 I thought we all agreed
04:28 those weren't monsters last Halloween,
04:30 just big kids trying to scare us.
04:32 Yeah, and we deserved it for trying to scare Hannah.
04:35 So you're friends with the baby now?
04:37 She's not a baby.
04:38 She's all right.
04:40 Look, we were going over our Halloween plans.
04:43 I've got a list of the houses
04:45 that just give out full-size chocolate bars.
04:47 We'll need our bikes,
04:48 but I think the extra effort will be worth it.
04:50 We need to avoid the Taffy District
04:52 and that cul-de-sac that gives out toothbrushes.
04:55 Aren't you listening?
04:56 When you celebrate Halloween,
04:57 you just make the monsters stronger.
04:59 This year, we're boycotting Halloween.
05:03 What?
05:04 As group leader, I declare this Halloween canceled.
05:08 You can't stop Halloween.
05:10 You're just one kid.
05:12 I don't want to be part of any group that's anti-chocolate.
05:15 You're either with me or against me.
05:18 Fine! Be that way.
05:24 Jimmy, don't make faces.
05:26 Your face might bleed that way.
05:29 Yeah, yeah, Mom.
05:31 Meanwhile, a few blocks away,
05:37 our humble heroine, Hannah,
05:40 was preparing for Halloween herself.
05:43 Tag, you're it!
06:02 Bugaboo!
06:05 No tag-backs!
06:07 I was just in the neighborhood.
06:09 I got a new kid, Davey, next door on my scaring route.
06:12 So I thought I'd pop by and say, "Boo!"
06:15 I'm glad you did.
06:17 I'm waiting for Bert, Daryl, and Katie.
06:19 They're picking up Jimmy, and we're going to plan our Halloween.
06:22 It's going to be great!
06:23 You're pals with them now?
06:25 But they tried to scare you last Halloween.
06:28 Aw, they're okay.
06:29 And what's a holiday without scares?
06:32 [chuckles]
06:33 Arbor Day.
06:34 Say, nice Halloween decorations.
06:37 You're going to give Scary Godmother a run for her money.
06:40 [laughs]
06:41 Thanks!
06:42 I'm out of cobwebs, though.
06:44 I'm sure Scary Godmother's got extra.
06:46 This time of year, she's as busy as a mummy at a bandage sale.
06:50 But I'm sure she'd love to see you.
06:53 You still got the key she gave you, right?
06:55 Great!
06:57 Well, gotta go.
06:59 That kid next door ain't going to scare himself.
07:01 Catch you later!
07:06 [screams]
07:35 Hannah!
07:36 What a nice surprise!
07:38 Come in.
07:39 I was just making spider cider.
07:41 Hannah, sweetie!
07:45 Well, aren't you a sight for sore eye sockets.
07:49 Hi, Mr. Pettyball.
07:51 Here's that autumn chill you wanted, Scary Godmother.
07:54 Perfect.
07:59 Oh, my leaves are done.
08:04 Turn us into ruptus!
08:06 They're making leaves?
08:14 Oh, just baking them until they're red and gold and perfectly crispy so they smell like fall
08:18 and crunch just right when you jump into piles of them.
08:21 You didn't think tree leaves changed on their own, did you?
08:24 Actually, I did.
08:26 The real trick is getting them all back on the trees.
08:28 Luckily, this year, the job goes to...
08:31 Harry!
08:33 [snoring]
08:35 You are not sleeping down there in Bugaboo's room when you've got work to do!
08:39 Huh? Uh-oh!
08:49 Back to work?
08:53 Halloween is just around the corner!
08:55 I was just downstairs organizing and...
09:00 alphabetizing your potions and potions and potions and...
09:04 Uh-huh. You've still got to paint the clouds into the sky.
09:10 (yawns)
09:12 (whooshing)